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NASA scientists say the wackiest & weirdest news things!!

Nasa-funded study: industrial civilisation headed for 'irreversible collapse'?

A new study sponsored by Nasa's Goddard Space Flight Center has highlighted the prospect that global industrial civilisation could collapse in coming decades due to unsustainable resource exploitation and increasingly unequal wealth distribution.

Noting that warnings of 'collapse' are often seen to be fringe or controversial, the study attempts to make sense of compelling historical data showing that "the process of rise-and-collapse is actually a recurrent cycle found throughout history." Cases of severe civilisational disruption due to "precipitous collapse - often lasting centuries - have been quite common."
Another scenario focuses on the role of continued resource exploitation, finding that "with a larger depletion rate, the decline of the Commoners occurs faster, while the Elites are still thriving, but eventually the Commoners collapse completely, followed by the Elites."

In both scenarios, Elite wealth monopolies mean that they are buffered from the most "detrimental effects of the environmental collapse until much later than the Commoners", allowing them to "continue 'business as usual' despite the impending catastrophe." The same mechanism, they argue, could explain how "historical collapses were allowed to occur by elites who appear to be oblivious to the catastrophic trajectory (most clearly apparent in the Roman and Mayan cases)."

Applying this lesson to our contemporary predicament, the study warns that:

"While some members of society might raise the alarm that the system is moving towards an impending collapse and therefore advocate structural changes to society in order to avoid it, Elites and their supporters, who opposed making these changes, could point to the long sustainable trajectory 'so far' in support of doing nothing."

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/ ... scientists
 
Man Who Rented His Home On Airbnb Returns To Find An Orgy

When Ari Teman decided to rent out his New York City apartment for the weekend, he expected to find a man and his out-of-town family quietly enjoying the accommodations.

But Teman soon discovered quite the opposite -- he had actually inadvertently agreed to host a "panty raid orgy" featuring plus-size women and beat up stuffed animals.

The New York Post reports the 31-year-old comedian had let Airbnb user David Carter stay at his humble abode. Carter, who had a verified Airbnb account and positive reviews, originally informed Teman his in-laws would be staying with him to attend a wedding.

His "in-laws" however, turned out to be guests for an x-rated soiree featuring "Big Beautiful Women." According to Teman, the address to his Chelsea apartment was even publicized on Twitter to advertise the "XXX FREAK FEST."

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Ad for one of Carter's previous parties posted on Twitter.

Teman uncovered the dirty truth by accident when he popped back into the building to pick up luggage for the weekend.

“The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment," Teman told the Post. The rowdy party was apparently causing such a ruckus, the building's management was in the process of shutting it down when Teman returned.

As for Carter, he told The Post he never advertised the address of Teman's apartment. He also maintains he did "nothing wrong."

Teman now claims on Tumblr he is now being evicted.

"I had to call 911 and have these “XXX Freak Fest” people removed from my apartment, my super is having me evicted by my landlord, and I do not feel safe here anymore since hundreds of people got a text saying there’s an XXX sex fest in my apartment and continue showing up, according to the doormen who I’ll never be able to look in the face again," he wrote.

Gawker reports Airbnb has since removed Carter from their site. The company also reimbursed Teman for any damaged property and has "ensured he has a new place to stay."

That tumblr post is hilarious.
 
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/b ... count.html

U.S. FREEZES PUTIN’S NETFLIX ACCOUNT

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.

“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said. “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”

While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”

“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said. “As I have said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”

This made me laugh and scratch my head at the same time, as all good satire will do ;)
 
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/18/hi ... p=trending

High school senior jailed, kicked out of school and may lose Army dream because of pocket knife in car

An Ohio high school student has already been jailed and kicked out of school for having a pocket knife in his car, and now he fears he could lose his dream of serving in the Army.

Jordan Wiser, a student at Ashtabula County Technical School in Jefferson, is finishing up his senior year from home after school officials searched his car in December and found the folding knife and an Airsoft gun. School officials called police, who charged him with illegal conveyance of a weapon onto a school ground based on the three-inch knife...

Wiser, an EMT trainee who hopes to become both a police officer and a soldier, spent 13 days in the Ashtabula County Jail following the incident. The knife, which Wiser said is part of his first responder's kit and can be used for slicing an accident victim's seatbelt, was found tucked inside his EMT medical vest in the trunk of the car...

Wiser has a court hearing on April 1. He is hoping for a favorable disposition to put his career plans back on track. He has been kicked out of the Army’s Future Soldier Training System program, and his plans to enlist in August are now in jeopardy.

I'm all for banning weapons from schools, but this is one of many examples why "zero tolerance" policies are "flawed".
 
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Couple Caught Having Sex In Broad Daylight Near Dumpsters (NSFW VIDEO)

Looks like somebody got their Lucky Charms!

Police are looking for a duo caught in photos and video celebrating St. Paddy's Day early near two Dumpsters in Newark, Del. The photos (seen below and extremely NSFW) show the unidentified pair having sex in broad daylight on Saturday as gawkers laugh and record the incident.

The sex romp was recorded in the rear parking lot of the Galleria Building on Main Street, some time in the afternoon. Some of the social media posts detailing the act have since been taken down.

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The first suspect is described as a college-aged white male with brown hair. He was wearing a green button-down shirt, khaki pants and brown boots, according to the University of Delaware's UDaily. The second is a college-aged female with blonde hair. She was also wearing a leprechaun-green shirt, with jean shorts, brown cowboy boots and glasses.

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Police need your help identifying the suspects. CBS Philadelphia reports:
Anyone with additional information on this incident or the identity of the two suspects is asked to contact Detective Greg D’Elia at 302-366-7110 ext. 132 or greg.delia@cj.state.de.us. You can send an anonymous text message tip by texting 302NPD and your message to TIP411. Information can also be provided anonymously to Crime Stoppers at 1-800-TIP-3333 or via the internet at http://www.tipsubmit.com where a reward may be available.

NSFW VIDEO (CREDIT: PopCultureWhore.com):


from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/1 ... 85591.html

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"Susanne Atanus, who believes gay rights cause tornadoes and autism is a punishment from God, wins Illinois primary "

"God controls the weather. God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions," she continued. "Same-sex activity is going to increase AIDS. If it's in our military, it will weaken our military. We need to respect God."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 04598.html
 
MrRodry said:
Couple Caught Having Sex In Broad Daylight Near Dumpsters (NSFW VIDEO)

Looks like somebody got their Lucky Charms!

Police are looking for a duo caught in photos and video celebrating St. Paddy's Day early near two Dumpsters in Newark, Del. The photos (seen below and extremely NSFW) show the unidentified pair having sex in broad daylight on Saturday as gawkers laugh and record the incident.

The sex romp was recorded in the rear parking lot of the Galleria Building on Main Street, some time in the afternoon. Some of the social media posts detailing the act have since been taken down.

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The first suspect is described as a college-aged white male with brown hair. He was wearing a green button-down shirt, khaki pants and brown boots, according to the University of Delaware's UDaily. The second is a college-aged female with blonde hair. She was also wearing a leprechaun-green shirt, with jean shorts, brown cowboy boots and glasses.

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Police need your help identifying the suspects. CBS Philadelphia reports:
Anyone with additional information on this incident or the identity of the two suspects is asked to contact Detective Greg D’Elia at 302-366-7110 ext. 132 or greg.delia@cj.state.de.us. You can send an anonymous text message tip by texting 302NPD and your message to TIP411. Information can also be provided anonymously to Crime Stoppers at 1-800-TIP-3333 or via the internet at http://www.tipsubmit.com where a reward may be available.

NSFW VIDEO (CREDIT: PopCultureWhore.com):


from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/1 ... 85591.html

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vertical filming only gets this guy a 4 on his film course, learn how to use your phone
 
Man Detained at Airport After Announcing ''I Have a Bomb In My ASS."

According to a report, the passenger was in a hurry to catch a flight and displayed visible signs of anxiety while making numerous complaints about the slow moving security line. Upon arriving at the security screening, the man was asked to remove his shoes. Apparently that was the last straw and he asked the security official the following provocative question: “Do I need to drop my pants as well? I have a bomb in my ass."

The security official then reportedly asked the man what must have been the English equivalent of "Come again?" And according to the report, the weary traveler repeated that he was in possession of bomb and confirmed its location. At that point, a security alert was activated, the checkpoint was shut down and passengers were evacuated for their own safety.

Drawing the short straw at a nearby police station, officers searched the man and no bomb was found. The alert was subsequently called off and airport operations resumed.
 
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Man Detained at Airport After Announcing ''I Have a Bomb In My ASS."

According to a report, the passenger was in a hurry to catch a flight and displayed visible signs of anxiety while making numerous complaints about the slow moving security line. Upon arriving at the security screening, the man was asked to remove his shoes. Apparently that was the last straw and he asked the security official the following provocative question: “Do I need to drop my pants as well? I have a bomb in my ass."

The security official then reportedly asked the man what must have been the English equivalent of "Come again?" And according to the report, the weary traveler repeated that he was in possession of bomb and confirmed its location. At that point, a security alert was activated, the checkpoint was shut down and passengers were evacuated for their own safety.

Drawing the short straw at a nearby police station, officers searched the man and no bomb was found. The alert was subsequently called off and airport operations resumed.


I felt the exact same way last week after a couple burrito's from Taco Bell. :bs: :tongue2:
 
When less than stellar retail management and irrational customers meet in time and space.

San Bernardino woman allegedly attacked at Walmart, says store convinced her not to call police

SAN BERNARDINO >> In the latest incident of people being attacked and robbed in and around the Walmart at 4210 E. Highland Ave., a woman says she was assaulted inside the store about 5 p.m. Friday and persuaded not to call police by store managers, saying officers would take hours to arrive.

Police took a report from the woman that same day and said they are investigating several other robberies in the parking lot and other areas near the store, Detective Lane Thompson said Wednesday. No arrests have been made, he said.

“As I was walking through the aisles I felt my gold chain become tight around my neck,” San Bernardino resident Linda Andrade said. “Then all of a sudden it was pulled a second time breaking and I saw him.”

That was when she looked her attacker in the eyes and began screaming for help.

“I kept yelling ‘security help, help,’ and nobody showed up,” she said. “All of a sudden a man came to me and said he (the attacker) was gone.”

Andrade, 68, said he claimed to be store security, but according to her, he refused to show credentials that would identify his position.

“I’ve lived here my entire life,” she said. “You’d think inside the store, customers would be safe but apparently not.”

When she asked for someone to call police, store management did everything in their power to convince her not to, Andrade said.

“They kept telling me the police wouldn’t show for hours,” she said. “I didn’t want to wait that long so I went home and called police.”

Once at home, San Bernardino police arrived within 15 minutes of her call.

“The officer was very kind and he told me that I wouldn’t have waited as long as the store managers told me I would,” she said.

Police say the suspect is still at large.

Walmart corporate officials said Wednesday that when security catches shoplifters the usual wait time for police is two to three hours due to the priority of the call.

The company has offered to assist police any way they can to apprehend Andrade’s attacker.

“Our focus right now is to work with local law enforcement and provide any information we have such as surveillance video to help identify the suspect responsible,” Walmart spokeswoman Dianna Gee said. “We are looking into the situation very closely.”

“We are committed to providing our customers with a safe shopping environment,” Gee said. “While we can’t always prevent crime from happening, we can definitely do a better job of how we respond in a situation like this.”

In light of what happened, Walmart has reiterated its expectations to those employees involved, she added.

“This is an unfortunate situation and we truly apologize for this customer’s experience,” Gee said.

Bruised and battered from the experience, Andrade is fearful of shopping at the store.

“With the way I was treated I never want to ever go back to that store again.”
 
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Houston woman surprised to find her photo on Craigslist sex ad

A 38-year-old woman has been arrested after she posted advertisements on Craigslist for sexual services to be performed by another woman who knew nothing about the ads, officials said.

Samantha Weber is charged with online impersonation, a third-degree felony, according to the Harris County Precinct 4 Constable's Office.

Deputies said a woman recently called police to say men she didn't know had been coming to her home late at night. When her family confronted one of the men, he showed the woman a Craigslist ad for sexual activity which featured the woman's photograph and address. The woman, deputies said, did not post the advertisement.

Deputies said investigators later determined Weber had posted the ad because she was upset one of her ex-boyfriends and the woman were dating each other.

What do you you mean "you're not a whore"? I saw it on the internet, so it must be true!
 
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Jesse0328 said:
When less than stellar retail management and irrational customers meet in time and space.

San Bernardino woman allegedly attacked at Walmart, says store convinced her not to call police

The opening of a Walmart is a predictor of bad things about to happen. It's starting to get noticed. My guess is that the suggestion customers not report Walmart-related crimes comes from HQ.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/1 ... 75169.html
I don't think that study hit on the real reason crime rate is worse in areas with walmarts. When they open up new stores many of them are in smaller towns across the nation. Shortly after, a good percentage of the 'mom and pop' local stores go out of business, ones that have kept the community going for decades. Grocery stores, hardware, clothing, pharmacy's, tire shops... stores across the spectrum of items carried by walmart. So you have business' who have kept hundreds employed in small towns being replaced by one store which has a long history of hiring four department managers and a few upper level managers for the whole store, a few cashiers, stockers, a couple maintenance guys and a few others depending on the services at that location. Most everything else is farmed out to vendors. And the people they do hire have less hourly wage than they were making before, less hours and less benefits.

In other words they vastly depress the local economy making crime a valid choice for many people.

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The above is personal opinion. Don't sue me walmart.
 
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Moronic school boards and their zero tolerance bullshit...

Girl, 9, barred from school for shaving head to support friend with cancer back in class

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/25/gi ... latestnews

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Student Suspended For Taking Razor Away From Classmate Who Was Cutting Himself

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/2 ... 01298.html
This is what happens when you have sheep, who are unable to think critically and blindly follow the rules, in positions of power.
 
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China sells BOTTLED AIR to tourists as smog described as 'environmental crisis'

China is offering a breath of fresh air to tourists affected by its high pollution levels – with plans to sell bottles of oxygen.

In an attempt to address its dangerous smog levels - described as an environmental crisis by the World Health Organisation - canned air is due to hit the streets.

The bottles of air will to be manufactured as part of a tourism scheme by authorities in the southwestern Guizhou province.

Air in a bottle: Oxygen Bunnies hand out bottles of fresh air as part of a promotion in China
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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/artic ... z2x0fUKArk
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Toddler Cut as Razor Blades Found Glued to Illinois Playground

A 2-year-old boy was recovering from cuts on his hand and parents were on edge as police Tuesday tried to figure out who glued about a dozen razor blades to playground equipment in a park in western Illinois.

The razor blades were found attached with white putty to monkey bars and other equipment Monday afternoon after the boy, who wasn't identified, and his father took officers to Millennium Park in East Moline, police said. The boy's cuts weren't serious, and he was treated at home.

Police said there have been other incidents of vandalism at city parks and asked residents to be on the lookout for suspicious activities.

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East Moline, Ill., police removed about a dozen razor blades from a playground at Millennium Park on Monday.

"I've seen a lot of things, but not razor blades glued to equipment at a park," East Moline police Lt. Brian Foltz told NBC station KWQC of Davenport.

"East Moline parks are safe, but it's just a bad situation," Foltz said. "Maybe a group of kids ... figured this would be a fun prank to do."

Ty Langley, a parent in East Moline, told KWQC he was worried because "You don't really think about razor blades."

"We just kind of think about them swinging on the swing set or, you know, climbing the monkey bars," Langley said. "It's something I can look out for now." Police checked all city parks late Wednesday and "have not found anything else in any of the parks," Foltz said.

The parks department posted a message saying it was "very sad that this happened":
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from http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-court ... und-n61941
 
Bocefish said:
China sells BOTTLED AIR to tourists as smog described as 'environmental crisis'

China is offering a breath of fresh air to tourists affected by its high pollution levels – with plans to sell bottles of oxygen.

In an attempt to address its dangerous smog levels - described as an environmental crisis by the World Health Organisation - canned air is due to hit the streets.

The bottles of air will to be manufactured as part of a tourism scheme by authorities in the southwestern Guizhou province.

Air in a bottle: Oxygen Bunnies hand out bottles of fresh air as part of a promotion in China
BhePh8R.jpg



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/artic ... z2x0fUKArk
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

President Skroob wants to assure the fine people that there is no air shortage.

 
OK, in a thread of WTF crap, this HAS to be one of the most WTF stories...

http://www.dailybreeze.com/general-news ... ance-video

San Pedro homeowner says he caught man having sex with his dog on surveillance video
A San Pedro homeowner who put up surveillance cameras because he feared a burglar was targeting his house said Friday he was shocked to find a man drugging and sexually assaulting his dog.

The homeowner’s video helped Los Angeles police arrest a suspect who lived nearby.

“It’s inhumane. I don’t even know what to say about it,” said the dog’s owner, who requested anonymity because family members were unaware of what occurred. “I had never even thought of something like that happening. I know his grandmother very well. She has three little dogs.

Investigators with the Los Angeles Police Department’s animal cruelty task force were not available Friday night, but two Harbor Division detectives confirmed the bestiality report. The dog’s owner identified the suspect as the 22-year-old grandson of one of his neighbors.

Los Angeles police records showed he was arrested Thursday afternoon on suspicion of burglary. He was held at the 77th Street Division jail on $50,000 bail.

In an interview Friday evening, the homeowner said he installed cameras because he found evidence of a prowler in his yard during the past few months. That began in the middle of the night when the family’s 80-pound Akita “made this huge yelp-like shriek like she never made before.”

The dog’s owner said he went outside to check and found a cellphone. Two weeks later, the owner heard the same noise. He found his dog acting oddly and noticed someone had opened a gate.

The resident then installed the cameras. On Sunday morning, he awakened to find fur all over the backyard. He checked the video and watched as the man fed something to his dog, which made her relax after about 15 minutes. He then engaged in sex acts with her for more than two hours, from 2-4 a.m., the resident said.

“He is apparently just a real sicko,” the man said.

The resident took his dog to his veterinarian, where she underwent treatment for sensitivity and returned home to rest.

“I was unhappy I had to put surveillance cameras on my home,” the dog’s owner said. “I’m grateful that I did.”

Before the arrest was made, the dog’s owner warned his neighbors in the 1900 block of Summerland Avenue to be aware of the crime with a posted flier.

“Everybody is freaked out he is going to come back,” the man said.
 

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OK, this one has to run a close second to the previous post:
Talk of Sweden: Rat So Giant It Terrified Cat
Scientists' prediction that giant rats could someday rule Earth hits a lot closer to home when you have a 16-inch-long rodent running around in your kitchen—and that's not including the tail. Sweden is abuzz over a mega-sized rat dubbed "Ratzilla" (unappetizing photos here), which was discovered three weeks ago and grabbing headlines now after it chewed its way through cement and wood to enter a Stockholm family's kitchen, where it terrified a cat and munched on leftover food. "It was right there in our rubbish bin, a mighty monster. I was petrified. I couldn't believe such a big rat could exist," Signe Bengtsson tells The Local. "I couldn't help but do the old classic and jump on the kitchen table and scream."

Husband Erik Korsas, who was away at the time, didn't quite believe his wife's tale of such an enormous beast in the kitchen. "When my wife called I said, 'Yeah, sure, take it easy, I'll be home on Sunday.' But by then it had jumped into the waste bin and had a Swedish smorgasbord with all the leftovers," he says. When Korsas did return, the rat had chewed through water pipes and started a small flood, so they called the exterminator, who came with heavy duty traps. The beast, weighing more than two pounds, was eventually caught and killed, the BBC reports, but "no one wanted to go into the kitchen after," says Bengtsson, "and the cat was terrified for a week." (In the US, a man had his 96th birthday ruined by a rat.)
 

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Little Girl Taken Out Of Christian School After Told She's Too Much Like A Boy

Timberlake, VA - Sports, sneakers, and short hair; it's what makes eight year old Sunnie Kahle unique. It's also what had her removed from Timberlake Christian School. Her grandparents pulled the plug on her time there after they said she was no longer welcome.

The family received a letter telling them that if their eight year old granddaughter didn't follow the school's "biblical standards," that she'd be refused enrollment next year. She's out and in public school now.

http://www.wset.com/story/25061872/litt ... like-a-boy
 
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Little Girl Taken Out Of Christian School After Told She's Too Much Like A Boy

Timberlake, VA - Sports, sneakers, and short hair; it's what makes eight year old Sunnie Kahle unique. It's also what had her removed from Timberlake Christian School. Her grandparents pulled the plug on her time there after they said she was no longer welcome.

The family received a letter telling them that if their eight year old granddaughter didn't follow the school's "biblical standards," that she'd be refused enrollment next year. She's out and in public school now.

http://www.wset.com/story/25061872/litt ... like-a-boy
That's not so wacky, it's actually pretty much standard for most private christian schools. They don't receive federal funding so they don't have to adhere to any guidelines. They make up their own rules that all parents have to agree to before enrolling their child. Hair style and clothing are usually at the top of the list. Although the list of infractions that can get a student asked to leave is quite long at most of them. It's no different at a catholic school that requires a student uniform. Try showing up dressed like that and a nun will have the ruler out fast, then you'd be told to go home and change immediately.

I'm for the school in this matter. They have the right to enforce their own rules as they see fit.
 
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Man Loses Manhood To Hyena While Following Witchdoctor’s Instructions

http://www.times.co.zm/?p=16390

MAN with a big heart for wealth has lost his manhood and three toes to a hyena that attacked him as he carried out a witchdoctor’s instructions in a bush in Chipata.

Chamangeni Zulu of Njenjewa Village in Chief Mulonyeni’s area in Malawi is admitted to Chipata General Hospital after a hyena bit off his manhood and three toes on his left foot in bizarre circumstances.

The money crazed man aged between 20 and 24, who was admitted to Ward B at Chipata General Hospital, said he lost his body parts in his quest to become rich.

The incident happened on March 24, 2014 in Makungwa Lufu area in Chipata District in Eastern Province.

Mr Zulu narrated from his hospital bed yesterday that he was told to sacrifice parts of his body in order to become rich.
“I came from Malawi and when I arrived in Chipata I met some business persons who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body."

“On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,” he said in his Chewa dialect.

He said the witchdoctor had not indicated the body parts that would be ‘lost’ and how, although he was told he would encounter a hyena.

Mr Zulu said after the incident, he crawled to a nearby road where some Police officers picked him and took him to the hospital.

“Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich,” he said.

He said he had stayed in Zambia for four months as he was doing ‘piecework’ to earn a living.

Chipata General Hospital acting medical superintendent Humphrey Chanda described Mr Zulu’s condition as stable.

Dr Chanda said the patient was brought to the hospital on Monday by some uniformed Police officers.

“Yes, it is true that he lost his manhood and three toes after being bitten by a hyena, but his condition is stable,” he said.
 
Man Wearing Only Cowboy Hat Breaks Into Ga. Homes, Police Say

Police in Johns Creek, Ga., have corralled a man accused of a wild and wacky crime spree that included breaking into homes while wearing nothing but a cowboy hat.

Ashdon Gibbs, 21, was arrested Monday on more than a dozen charges including two counts of burglary, criminal trespass, impersonating a police officer and indecent exposure.

Investigators said Gibbs' alleged crime spree started when he stole a car Monday morning. His escapades just got weirder from there.

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One of the homes that Gibbs allegedly burglarized belongs to City Councilwoman Cori Davenport. She says he made quite an impression.

“He was completely naked. He had a cowboy hat on," Davenport said, according to KXAN-TV.

Her daughter was the first to see the suspect in all his glory.

“I heard her scream, and me and my housekeeper came to the foyer,” Davenport said. “And she said, ‘A naked man just came in the home.’”

In the other houses Gibbs allegedly broke into, "he consumed a beer, made himself a meal and watched the Atlanta Braves baseball game on their TV," Johns Creek Police Lt. Chris Byers said, according to KRIS-TV.

Homeowner Bob Johnson said Gibbs got in by tossing a large lawn ornament through his window.

When Johnson saw Gibbs enjoying his beer and television, Gibbs was dressed, but in Johnson's clothes.

"He probably needed them," Johnson told WPTV.com. "He sat in the chair. He likes the Braves, so he went and had a good time watching the Braves, while he was drinking his beer."

Gibbs also played Elvis tunes on Johnson's vintage juke box.

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When Gibbs was arrested at the Johnson home, he allegedly told the officers that the Johsnons were his parents.

Katy Johnson said that's not possible.

“If he’s not 6 foot 5 and blonde, he’s not mine,” she told WSB-TV.

Dash cam video shows Gibbs telling detectives he was a U.S. Marshal with bigger aspirations.

"I'm trying to be the president but y'all won't let me be," Gibbs says.

He did not explain why he had been naked.

Gibbs remains in custody, presumedly clothed.

from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/0 ... 78404.html
 
Atheist Attacks Roommate He Thinks Is Jesus: Cops

Gustav Potthoff has a cross to bear: He's a self-proclaimed atheist accused of attacking his roommate whom he thought was Jesus.

As such, he believes that only an atheist attorney can defend him properly.

Police in Orlando, Fla. allege that Potthoff attacked his roommate, Raymond Hernandez, with a glass cup and a butter knife on Monday.

According to the police report, Hernandez said he went to the kitchen to get a drink when Potthoff suddenly threw the glass cup at him.

When the cup missed Hernandez, Potthoff allegedly attacked him with a butter knife.

Hernandez avoided injury both times. He told investigators that Potthoff told him he thought Hernandez was Jesus and wanted to kill him, according to the police report.

Potthoff, 51, was arrested Monday and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

The suspect did not mention Jesus when he told police his side of the story, but changed his story numerous times, according to the police report.

First, he said he was in the kitchen when the glass broke. Then he said he was in his bedroom and finally outside.

Officers found a broken glass cup and a butter knife on the living room floor, which were collected as evidence.

Potthoff was taken to the Orange County Jail where he remains.

But his belief in non-belief came to the forefront during an encounter with a judge on Tuesday.

Potthoff demanded that he be assigned a public defender who is also an atheist.

"It's just my human rights and everything else," Potthoff told the court, according to the Orlando Sentinel. "I'm allowed to be with someone of my own kind."

The judge told Potthoff, who is reportedly indigent, that if he wanted an atheist attorney, it would be on his own dime.

That didn't set well with the suspect, who said, "It's a sacrilegious thing," according to UPI.com.

READ THE ARREST REPORT

This isn't Potthoff's first encounter with the law.

Last May, he was arrested for calling the Secret Service with a fake bomb threat, according to a police report dated May 2, 2013.

He told police he made that threat because he felt people, mainly family and attorneys, would not leave him alone.

from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/0 ... 19768.html
 
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