Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[Nordling]

Guys like that are just like the people who yell "JUMP!" when they see someone standing on a ledge. I doubt they ever excuse themselves. :angry4:

 

[Jupiter551]

^^ That's also an insanely fast way to give yourself alcohol poisoning. :shock: Like so bad you die. :S They won't sell you tampons (or douches or enemas) and alcohol in the same purchase down here because of it.

wait wait wait!
You mean because someone might accidentally give themselves a jager enema, or because they might get ideas by seeing the products together?

 

[Diana Blake]

^^ That's also an insanely fast way to give yourself alcohol poisoning. :shock: Like so bad you die. :S They won't sell you tampons (or douches or enemas) and alcohol in the same purchase down here because of it.

wait wait wait!
You mean because someone might accidentally give themselves a jager enema, or because they might get ideas by seeing the products together?

No, people have actually given themselves booze to poop-shoot induced cases of death. It's not a new idea. Someone in a frat house ages past read in his beginner's anatomy book that the colon absorbs liquid incredibly fast and thought "Dude, you know what would keep me from failing a breathalyzer?" Most college towns in America have the same rules Rose was talking about because it actually became a bit of a hazing ritual on a lot of campuses. Lots of alcohol poisoning and lots of really embarrassing obituaries.

 

[Jupiter551]

lol first time I've seen this

Topic: hi!twitter @arayah14 those that tip50 tok me on twitter can say in tip note 2 be foll bak

 

[Nordling]

lol first time I've seen this

Topic: hi!twitter @arayah14 those that tip50 tok me on twitter can say in tip note 2 be foll bak

OMG! The new, simplified English spelling rules are already here!

 

[Shaun__]

lol first time I've seen this

Topic: hi!twitter @arayah14 those that tip50 tok me on twitter can say in tip note 2 be foll bak

OMG! The new, simplified English spelling rules are already here!

Or she texts a lot.

 

[Rose]

No, people have actually given themselves booze to poop-shoot induced cases of death. It's not a new idea. Someone in a frat house ages past read in his beginner's anatomy book that the colon absorbs liquid incredibly fast and thought "Dude, you know what would keep me from failing a breathalyzer?" Most college towns in America have the same rules Rose was talking about because it actually became a bit of a hazing ritual on a lot of campuses. Lots of alcohol poisoning and lots of really embarrassing obituaries.

Yup. The one time I did any drinking stuff on cam I had a sad amount of guys requesting tampon shots. Luckily I was somewhat tipsy so I was fairly funny when I told them try it themselves after they drop themselves off at the er. I'm sure there was a few things I said that night that would qualify for this thread, lol.

Here and in a few cities surrounding me you can't buy alcohol and any of the above products; especially so if you're a guy. There's certain things you can get away with, like premade frozen margarita mix and pads, but it's rare that you can buy alcohol and tampons or enemas. People are crazy.

 

[Jupiter551]

Room Topic: Guys I need 25$ to get some videos down trough DMCA.Plz give a hand if you can, its very important

 

[HiGirlsRHot]

Ok I am not sure which "model" thread this should go into, since I found it both silly, frustrating and WTF.

Enter a newish models room with an average camscore. I know she has struggled to make countdown in the past. So I am happy to see that she is going be doing stop and go.
It is obvious she has never played the game before (she either works for a studio or has another model "helping" her).
Topic is 9 tokens stop 10 start 11 slow 12 clit 14 fast.

I tip 11 wait
I tip 14 tell her that that means fast..
wait a bit than prepare the 9 token tip to stop her.
I get a message this model doesn't accept tips below 10 :lol:

I after I explain the problem. The experienced model comes to fix the problem.
Repeat the process only once again to see the same stupid message no tips below 10 allowed.

I scold her, really the model "helping" her to fix the problem that new models shouldn't prevent tips less than 10 tokens.
We did get a good laugh as to what happens if we can not stop a model, does she stop when she cums, the batteries run out or she dies of orgasm overload. :-D

 

[Kradek]

More of a visual WTF; in the screencaps section for this model, this guy tipped so hard he broke right out of the browser!

 

[TacoBelle]

More of a visual WTF; in the screencaps section for this model, this guy tipped so hard he broke right out of the browser!

WHAT?!?! Wow, that's awesome. Break muh browser, bb??

 

[Just Me]

Room Topic: Guys I need 25$ to get some videos down trough DMCA.Plz give a hand if you can, its very important

I saw that one as well. I did not go investigate other than just click on the preview and apparently she was just showing a black screen the whole time she was on.

 

[Jupiter551]

Room Topic: Guys I need 25$ to get some videos down trough DMCA.Plz give a hand if you can, its very important

I saw that one as well. I did not go investigate other than just click on the preview and apparently she was just showing a black screen the whole time she was on.

Yeah I think she officially quit...she said her boobs were in a Romanian newspaper

 

[Shaun__]

Room Topic: Guys I need 25$ to get some videos down trough DMCA.Plz give a hand if you can, its very important

I saw that one as well. I did not go investigate other than just click on the preview and apparently she was just showing a black screen the whole time she was on.

Yeah I think she officially quit...she said her boobs were in a Romanian newspaper

Are you for serious?

Remember that one post that guy made calling a model a liar and how she was "outed" in the Romanian newspaper? Maybe it's her.

That model was a professional Playboy model.

 

[Jupiter551]

I saw that one as well. I did not go investigate other than just click on the preview and apparently she was just showing a black screen the whole time she was on.

Yeah I think she officially quit...she said her boobs were in a Romanian newspaper

Are you for serious?

Remember that one post that guy made calling a model a liar and how she was "outed" in the Romanian newspaper? Maybe it's her.

That model was a professional Playboy model.

Nah it wasn't her, but it's not the first time MFC girls there have been in the media either. Dunno if you remember those triplets but they were even on Romanian tv

 

[Jupiter551]

WTF the occupation...did her pimp write it?

 

[LilyMarie]

No, she probably just means that she owns herself. She's a strong, independent woman with her own liquor store, too.

 

[inkydoo]

No, she probably just means that she owns herself. She's a strong, independent woman with her own liquor store, too.

Without some sort of emoticon or smiley, I can't tell whether you're saying this with a totally straight face or with total sarcasm. Knowing you, I'm leaning toward sarcasm, but it's early in the morning here, so my sarcasm detector isn't fully warmed up yet.

 

[Anonymous]

I think what she MEANT to say was "My occupation is owning a liquor store and being a girl on cam." It probably would've made more sense for her to just say "Occupation: store owner and cam model."

I hope that made sense?

 

[LilyMarie]

No, she probably just means that she owns herself. She's a strong, independent woman with her own liquor store, too.

Without some sort of emoticon or smiley, I can't tell whether you're saying this with a totally straight face or with total sarcasm. Knowing you, I'm leaning toward sarcasm, but it's early in the morning here, so my sarcasm detector isn't fully warmed up yet.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26bn ... o2_500.gif

 

[Jupiter551]

From a model's profile x

Five Things I Can't Live Without:
sex and men and my toys x
What I Like To Do For Fun:
have sex x
Favorite Movies:
luv watchin porn x
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
know that would be telling x
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in ure bed x
Hobbies:
pole dancing and pounding cocks x
Talents:
making guys cum x
Perfect Mate:
sex addict x
Perfect Date:
u x
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
im flirty sexy and dirty filthy sticky fun x

 

[curvyredhead]

I was absolutism livid
Two models camming together get drunk or "tired" as they put it-- spend 2 nights on cam saying some of the most awful things. Just some of the highlights included.---

"Why are all these black dudes in my room, ew, get the fuck out (proceeds to ban black men)"
Black man tipps for them to watch him his cam "Damn black dude you are blacker then a trash bag" turns off cam
Prem enters room without saying hi yet "oh thank god (prem) is here, good tip 1000 tokens now so we can get closer to the show"

 

[SatanJonez]

I was absolutism livid
Two models camming together get drunk or "tired" as they put it-- spend 2 nights on cam saying some of the most awful things. Just some of the highlights included.---

"Why are all these black dudes in my room, ew, get the fuck out (proceeds to ban black men)"
Black man tipps for them to watch him his cam "Damn black dude you are blacker then a trash bag" turns off cam
Prem enters room without saying hi yet "oh thank god (prem) is here, good tip 1000 tokens now so we can get closer to the show"

Trust me when I say, this will just keep biting them in the ass. As much as this is offensive as hell, once word gets around what type of models they are & if it's MFC, word spreads fast, they'll get the fuck trolled out of them.

 

[curvyredhead]

I was absolutism livid
Two models camming together get drunk or "tired" as they put it-- spend 2 nights on cam saying some of the most awful things. Just some of the highlights included.---

"Why are all these black dudes in my room, ew, get the fuck out (proceeds to ban black men)"
Black man tipps for them to watch him his cam "Damn black dude you are blacker then a trash bag" turns off cam
Prem enters room without saying hi yet "oh thank god (prem) is here, good tip 1000 tokens now so we can get closer to the show"

Trust me when I say, this will just keep biting them in the ass. As much as this is offensive as hell, once word gets around what type of models they are & if it's MFC, word spreads fast, they'll get the fuck trolled out of them.

100% agree
I have had almost a dozen people, both models and members come to me to tell me what happen not realizing I was guesting. (I almost never guest in a model's room, because I am to lazy to sign out--and as cool as the lounge feature is, I don't think we can get a full sense of the model without reading what is happening in her room.

In some way ways (as horrible as this may sound) it would be nice to see them get slightly trolled, I have seen them troll so many model's and wish death on others.

 

[CandiBooXO]

Just wondering how you would fuck a banana. I mean, it's squishy- even still in the peel. And then you wind up with banana pussy creme. ewwww.

lol...I watched one girl do a banana, cucumber, and chicken leg (yes, I said chicken leg). Luckily, she placed a condom on each of them, ya know, for the meat and produces' protection. It was pretty gross. Her topic said something like, watch me fuck the grocery store or something like that. It was super creepy.

 

[curvyredhead]

I know a number of girls who use produce in videos And even eat it afterwords!

 

[Rose]

I know a number of girls who use produce in videos And even eat it afterwords!

I won't lie, I've got a cucumber fucking video. It was hella fun to make too. :dance: I didn't eat it afterwards though, but I did use a condom with it so I could have if I wanted to.

 

[Jupiter551]

Lol great way to show support to a model having a breakdown - advertise it! :lol:

News Feed message from XXXXXXX - Ignore SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND TIP AND HELP XoxHarmonyxoX - SHE IS CRYING AND BEING ABUSED BY TROLLING ASSHOLES

 

[ComicOzzie]

A news feed from a model...

first 10 people to paypal me $100, i fly to wherever they are located and spend 1 night w them. TODAY only. first 10 ppl ONLY. mfc mail me

WTF?????

 

[Jupiter551]

A news feed from a model...

first 10 people to paypal me $100, i fly to wherever they are located and spend 1 night w them. TODAY only. first 10 ppl ONLY. mfc mail me

WTF?????

Yeah that sounds legit - is she a stewardess or will she be flying by hot air balloon?