Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[KileyBright]

LOL I'm still laughing about this one.....

I know alot about STDs, I've had them all.

 

[Anonymous]

"About Me: i love fuck! love fuck my ass! pussy! mouth! fist in ass pussy! squirt! squirt in glass! put pantes in pussy and sqirt sametime! fuck with toys! mm like?? want try??"

such a charming bio, eh?

 

[SatanJonez]

"About Me: i love fuck! love fuck my ass! pussy! mouth! fist in ass pussy! squirt! squirt in glass! put pantes in pussy and sqirt sametime! fuck with toys! mm like?? want try??"

such a charming bio, eh?

She had me at "i love fuck!"

 

[SavannahAngel]

This is from a model's profile regarding private shows :snooty:

If you prefer an even MORE private setting, true private is an option, but its also sometimes less profitable for me, so ask first!

I saw her profile :lol:

there's a lot more in there...

here's from another model..

"Tip me 50 tokens to Fuck my toy/squirt/anal/cum"

what a bargain

 

[Mikeythegeek]

A model that claims to be from the USA had some music bad music going in her room. When the singer went along with the annoying, repetitive beat; it sounded like he was saying "teeps, teeps, teeps, teeps, teeps,..."

 

[LaLaLand_xD]

This is from a profile. It is late so I am somewhat not all there so at first I was like wtf then just decided it was dry humor. Still amused me:

I have 50HHHHHHH breast. It's larger than Texas but smaller than your mom.

I am currently trying to reach MFC Miss Cams #349593. Please donate one token to help me achieve this goal.

I sell my dirty underwear that I haven't washed in a year for an exchange of 20 tokens. They have holes in 'em.

I will sell you my phone number for an exchange of 25,000 tokens. However, you are not allowed to ever call me. If you call me, I will use those tokens to purchase a new phone.

I am not funny.

I am here for your enjoyment.
I am here to please you, My King.

Kisses...

Or join me in my chatroom where I look horrible most of the time due to being a college student and always sleepless.

 

[English guy]

Not say but do, I made the mistake of clicking on the room of "teachmemom" and

 

[AmberCutie]

Not say but do, I made the mistake of clicking on the room of "teachmemom" and

I read this three times and still have no idea what you said.

 

[LaLaLand_xD]

Not say but do, I made the mistake of clicking on the room of "teachmemom" and

I read this three times and still have no idea what you said.

I think they meant "Not say but do" As in it wasn't what the model was saying but what she was doing. So teachmemom must do some gross shit or is covered in 5inch long haired moles.

 

[Bocefish]

Topic: 150 tokens for fuck with bat


HOTSLUTSX: all send 10 tokens for get bat in ass

 

[AlexLady]

I like the satire of Ms 50HHHHHHH.

What's her name?

 

[Bocefish]

I was wondering the same thing, she sounds fun.

 

[Bocefish]

Topic: 8965 toks and all you guys get to see me sucking a real cock till he cums on my tits ..

More and more I'm seeing guys on cam...is there a rule change I'm not aware of?

ETA she just changed the topic to:

Topic: 8705 toks blowjob (real cock) i do the show on other site (link here after i get the toks) kiss

Geez, for $400+ that must be one epic BJ. :lol:

 

[mica2022]

"I want tokens in my pussy."

I wonder, what shape do tokens have? Do they vibrate?

 

[LaLaLand_xD]

I like the satire of Ms 50HHHHHHH.

What's her name?

It was UglyFatChick but then I saw her again later and she had changed her name to something with Emma in it

 

[UJCat]

"Fingers for tips in free. Toys in Group. Banana in Pvt"

There's only one thing to say to this:

Fortitude Save vs. Yeast Infection, Bitch!

 

[NinjaPerv]

i forget the models name.

But Topic: 10k tokens for shower show in Group

yea 10k tokens and then start group....
She was down to 3k something :snooty:

 

[RufffRider]

Topic: i rented an apartmanet just for U guys 497 for jacuzzi bath

...and I got a bridge to sell to the people that believe that one. :lol:


I could see hotel room, but apartment JUST for MFC



an apartment by the week is cheaper and cleaner in Romania than a Hotel.

 

[SatanJonez]

i forget the models name.

But Topic: 10k tokens for shower show in Group

yea 10k tokens and then start group....
She was down to 3k something :snooty:

If that chick isn't at least an 15 on the hot scale of 1 to 10 then she's a witch. No other explanation. :shock:

 

[NinjaPerv]

If that chick isn't at least an 15 on the hot scale of 1 to 10 then she's a witch. No other explanation. :shock:

There was some story about a root canal..... this was at the start of the this new pay period.

 

[Bocefish]

We know models will say just about anything to get tokens. What are the things you've seen or heard said by models that make you shake your head?

Last night a model was selling raffle tickets for 50 tokens just for a chance to get a real raffle ticket that cost 500 tokens.

And she was getting it. :lol:

 

[NinjaPerv]

like poker satellite tournaments :dance:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

50 tokens for a raffle ticket to get a 500 token raffle ticket!?

In the spirit of the current drama in another thread; if that isn't illegal, I don't know what is!

 

[AlexLady]

Makes sense to me. If she's doing a 500 token raffle for something worth raffling for that much per ticket, there'll be a lot of people who want to do it but can't afford it. So she'll give those guys a 1/10 shot at it being in the raffle.

 

[CamGirlsUnlimited]

50 tokens for a raffle ticket to get a 500 token raffle ticket!?

In the spirit of the current drama in another thread; if that isn't illegal, I don't know what is!

lol.

Is it technically a "raffle" if you are buying tokens for tokens???? lol
Yeah... "WTF?"

Boggles one mind... If I give you 5 dollars, I have chance to win 90 dollars. lol. Maybe this is a lottery. Hahahaha.
I don't care anymore. :-D

Just give me the winning PowerBall Numbers!!!!

 

[Bocefish]

Makes sense to me. If she's doing a 500 token raffle for something worth raffling for that much per ticket, there'll be a lot of people who want to do it but can't afford it. So she'll give those guys a 1/10 shot at it being in the raffle.

Nah, it was more like a 1 in 25 or 30 chance just for a raffle ticket that was 1 in however many she could sell and she sold a BUNCH. It all goes to the model anyway (well atleast half) so it's probably more like a tip with a slim to none chance to win. Strictly from a mathematical standpoint, it's kinda funny though.

 

[CamGirlsUnlimited]

Holy fuck. That makes my brain hurt!

I should get her to do my taxes this coming year. lol.
The IRS would LOVE to find out why what numbers are where.

 

[CamGirlsUnlimited]

Saw a model tell a customer earlier tonight...
REAL CONVERSATION!!!

Guest: Do you put legs behind head.
Model****: Sure, I put all 5 of legs behind head

Ummm... Have we already made contact with aliens and I was asleep???
5 legs?????

Gotta love the Russians!!


:-D

 

[English guy]

standard pvt,group-dance in underwear.True pvt-dance topless(naked if its longer than 5 mins)

Ummm yeh no thanks lol

 

[Bocefish]

standard pvt,group-dance in underwear.True pvt-dance topless(naked if its longer than 5 mins)

Ummm yeh no thanks lol

Yeppers...when I first signed up there was actually a written rule that models were required to get naked within a minute after starting the private session. Atleast the above model tells ya straight up.