Things models say that make you go "WTF?"

[Sevrin]

I agree! It seems to me that the people who are so flippant and open about wanting to commit sideways, won't ever actually do it and it's just a sick cry for attention.

I find it hard to be sympathetic when it comes to people like this and just say things like "Things could be worse. You could have two heads" or if I'm feeling slightly more caring, "I think you need to see a doctor about your mental health." I'm not going to give them what they want and panic.

You will think differently after someone close to you takes their own life.

 

[RufffRider]

Actual Topic --7058 tokens for wet tshirt and panties in group!!

8000 tokens to do a group?
and she is not going to be naked?

good luck

 

[LilyPink]

I agree! It seems to me that the people who are so flippant and open about wanting to commit sideways, won't ever actually do it and it's just a sick cry for attention.

I find it hard to be sympathetic when it comes to people like this and just say things like "Things could be worse. You could have two heads" or if I'm feeling slightly more caring, "I think you need to see a doctor about your mental health." I'm not going to give them what they want and panic.

You will think differently after someone close to you takes their own life.

They have.

 

[Courtney]

I heard a model a while ago telling to the ussers that she need a lot of tokens for a new heart cos she was so sick

and after she got the tips she go for a holidays!! hahaha so mean

 

[Sevrin]

From FlapJackTits profile:

Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Toe Jam that smells like cheese, that decayed rotten flesh smell sandwiched in between layers of fat, yeast infected orifices, small cocks infested with genital herpes.

No Turn Offs.

 

[Jebbaz]

Ew.

 

[Mitchie Lynn]

From FlapJackTits profile:

Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Toe Jam that smells like cheese, that decayed rotten flesh smell sandwiched in between layers of fat, yeast infected orifices, small cocks infested with genital herpes.

No Turn Offs.

lol, Cara posted that as a joke. XD

 

[English guy]

Is MFC officially at Glamourcon today :S ?

Two models are there broadcasting.

 

[Sevrin]

From FlapJackTits profile:

Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Toe Jam that smells like cheese, that decayed rotten flesh smell sandwiched in between layers of fat, yeast infected orifices, small cocks infested with genital herpes.

No Turn Offs.

lol, Cara posted that as a joke. XD

Darnit. There goes another shot at a sure thing.

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

OK so I'm possibly gonna para phrase this bit but it just happened in AlexLady's room and she said I could post it cause I was crying from laughing so hard!!

I logged in just in time for her to be logging out, go figure LOL As she was saying good nights and such like we do, this guy, a BASIC LOL come up and this is more or less how it went:

sexykat123: i like ur shirt
Alex keeps explaining she was leaving and how she doesn't like people who just beg and can't even say "Hi Alex, I just beat this awesome game, and then just as I beat it, I died, so I didn't really beat it" and how that would encourage her to show a little ass out of sympathy
sexykat123: i wanna eat ur pussy
Alex then says something to the affect of "and I want to reach thru the internet and fist your pelvic region right where your balls are, but thats just not going to happen"

At this point I almost drop my lappy and choke from laughing so hard and trying not to pee myself. She was talking during all this, but I apologize Alex. Even with a new mic it can not drown out my almost pissing-myself-laughter. LOL

A couple others wish her good night and happy cyber castrations and another basic comes in and asks for her to do a little show. She says show tokens and disappears to where ever the internet wisked her away to when she turns off her cam LOL.

Love you Alex!!!!!

 

[AluraCurvyBBW]

OK so I'm possibly gonna para phrase this bit but it just happened in AlexLady's room and she said I could post it cause I was crying from laughing so hard!!

I logged in just in time for her to be logging out, go figure LOL As she was saying good nights and such like we do, this guy, a BASIC LOL come up and this is more or less how it went:

sexykat123: i like ur shirt
Alex keeps explaining she was leaving and how she doesn't like people who just beg and can't even say "Hi Alex, I just beat this awesome game, and then just as I beat it, I died, so I didn't really beat it" and how that would encourage her to show a little ass out of sympathy
sexykat123: i wanna eat ur pussy
Alex then says something to the affect of "and I want to reach thru the internet and fist your pelvic region right where your balls are, but thats just not going to happen"

At this point I almost drop my lappy and choke from laughing so hard and trying not to pee myself. She was talking during all this, but I apologize Alex. Even with a new mic it can not drown out my almost pissing-myself-laughter. LOL

A couple others wish her good night and happy cyber castrations and another basic comes in and asks for her to do a little show. She says show tokens and disappears to where ever the internet wisked her away to when she turns off her cam LOL.

Love you Alex!!!!!

lmfao wow and this is why alex is awesome.. cyber castrations lmao

 

[AlexLady]

XD

 

[Bocefish]

AleahJasmine: I fuck my fridge and my dishwasher but not my stove.

Talk about discrimination. :snooty:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

AleahJasmine: I fuck my fridge and my dishwasher but not my stove.

Talk about discrimination. :snooty:

I would think the washer or dryer would be better options. They tend to vibrate more.

 

[Anonymous]

AleahJasmine: I fuck my fridge and my dishwasher but not my stove.

Talk about discrimination. :snooty:

:lol: this made me die laughing for some reason.

 

[Eva_ChangeN]

Another Alex-ism...not really a WTF, but a HELL YEAH!!


hoggle1981: oh your not even gonna float and glow for us. what the hell
Eva_ChangeN2: YES ALEX....GLOOOOOOOOWW!!
kaos120: youre not concentrating hard enough
pyrite1965: yes, glow
Eva_ChangeN2: K, lets go....I can go PVT I have 11 tokens
billbob95: you are glowing
pyrite1965: lol
Eva_ChangeN2: I can teeeps you a Benz
Eva_ChangeN2: LOL
Eva_ChangeN2: *high 5s* *yes she 5d me back lol*
pyrite1965: LOL
Eva_ChangeN2: LoL
jackson2455: well i got some pocket lint and kitten mittens
kaos120: whered you find the wonderwoman batman pic at
jackson2455: lol
billbob95: steve miller band
kaos120: that was def new
kaos120: what 34?
unitydeadhead: good evening alex how are you tonight
QuantumMechanic: rule 34 on steve miller band?
pyrite1965: of god no
pyrite1965: oh*
pantspantspants: steve miller band has an album cover with a naked ass, no?
All users have opted out of the Group Show initiation.
sweetdude22: booty shake?
dady5353: love baby
pantspantspants: or maybe im thinking of the little river band
AlexLady: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/423902
xradxredx: you seem very passionate lady
dady5353: como teva
Eva_ChangeN2: yes sweetdude, her booty can shake
jackson2455: what kind of person are you when your drunk?
kaos120: her chest is def ginormous
UJCat: ...once you've witnessed the mating practices of AT-ATs, all other applications of Rule 34 seem kind of moot.
sweetdude22: im glad thats the best part lol

pumperman01: wonders if models can type hello to me lol

dady5353: ablas espanol bebe
kaos120: more than necessary lol
AlexLady: Oh hey Pumper
pyrite1965: seen that UJ
Eva_ChangeN2: HA!
AlexLady: do you have a minute?
AlexLady: Listen to me ok...
AlexLady: I can type hello to you
AlexLady: or

pumperman01: hello there

AlexLady: you can turn on your MOTHER FUCKING SPEAKERS
AlexLady: And you know what?
pumperman01: ty i am new here
kaos120: hes broke no speakers
AlexLady: You get someone to say HI to you
kaos120: bad economy lol
AlexLady: by saying "Hi."
AlexLady: It's not that fucking hard
AlexLady: You don't need to QQ and say "will someone say hi to me" qqqqqqq
hoggle1981: oh no he didn't
AlexLady: <_>
jackson2455: RAGE TYPE
dady5353: rica pussy amor
AlexLady: Learn how to LIVE
pumperman01: attitude i like it
AlexLady: dude.
AlexLady: You're banned.
AlexLady: Learn how to INTERNET.
jackson2455: damn
UJCat: [:lool]
Eva_ChangeN2: LMAO!
jackson2455: ...
kaos120: INTERWEBS MAN INTERWEBS!!!
jackson2455: pwn lmao
UJCat: Tweeted.
pyrite1965: hell yeah!
JRSlim79: Wow


This was HILARIOUS!!! I almost choked and wanted to see the guys face LOL

 

[LtLemonhead]

Another crying model :roll: Apparently it works too, she doesn't even thank the guy for tipping her.


BroKevvy has tipped Anayys 2000 tokens.
Anayys: sorry plz for my days
Anayys: plz
Anayys: i can stop crayng becauser...
justcrazzie: :notworhty bro
Anayys: i move my country in another place in this word and i am so alone here
justcrazzie:
Anayys: i miss evrething parets
Anayys: i was alone in hospital
Horny4justU: How long have you lived in Moscow now?
speedyfucker: where r u from?
mitosis2000: wow, Bro, nice tip
znosch57: respect bro
MrEvilGrin: fine tip, bro
Anayys: lisrn night hapen somthing whit me...and....inow...i hate evrething
justcrazzie: see ur pm ana
speedyfucker: where r u from originately?
BroKevvy has tipped Anayys 1000 tokens.
MrEvilGrin: wow
....

This scared me at first; had to check and make sure this model exists... name is too close to one of my favorite models who never sounds like this.. :roll:

 

[LtLemonhead]

When I was brand new to MFC, a model asked me for a tip... I told her I didn't have much. The gist of what she said was that I had 36 and she wanted them. :?

Since then I've learned to hide that info. :-D

 

[spankamber]

Topic: 300 FIST IN PUSSY 300 FIST IN ASS 300 FEET IN PUSSY OR PVT/GROUP CUM AND SQUIRT ASK&TIP=OK BEGGS=BAN

 

[AmbrosiaCer]

Anything from DirtyNFlirty, TeachMeMom, or WetNakedTeens goes under this topic.

"So, waht are U waitng guys? are U selleppingggg?!?!!?"

"30 only to see this WHOLE HANDS ina sshole"

"spank may fuckign asshol babies!!!!!"

"were so alone here!!!!
we need strong, bravve guiyuys"

"SUMO fucking!!!!"

"in group Ull get
spank
rape
fisting
pissing
squirtng
ass fucking hotter
harder than now U!!"

"brunette ready for pissing
or she s gionna go out to toilet?!?!
waht U wanna in LIVE OISSING?
to BLONDE MOUTH?!?!
or go toilet?"

"anal time again
hot teen girl will get an anal rape
from her mother"

I could go on forever with this, but you get the idea.

 

[Mikeythegeek]

"SUMO fucking!!!!"

You know, a sumo wrestler could probably get away with camming on MFC. Until he pops the dick out at least.

And no, that's something I do not want to see. :shock:

 

[LtLemonhead]

Also a :lol: at SUMO FUCKING

"So, waht are U waitng guys? are U selleppingggg?!?!!?"

Best part of all these rooms is it's always a guy typing this stuff. Somewhere out in Romania/Russia/whereverthehell there's a whole studio full of rooms with a couple women acting like sex robots and a guy sitting at the computer telling anyone who stumbles into the room that "10 tokns for peak at anal fuck show!!! u guys missig action!!"
Makes me just feel bad for these girls; life must be pretty bad when you have to resort to that. :?

On-topic... there's at least one European model I've seen with topics telling all "I'm soo hoot"
:lol:

 

[Mikeythegeek]

OK, this topic makes no sense to me

Guys we have to make 11270 more tokens today TO keep me as model on mfc full time..

On top of this, earlier this week I saw a model have as a topic "My last day on MFC" but she was on cam the very next day.

 

[AmbrosiaCer]

Another girl pooped and this one ate it. It's in her mouth. I shit you not.

 

[AmberCutie]

Another girl pooped and this one ate it. It's in her mouth. I shit you not.

It's stuff like this that's the worst of them all. I'd rather see a 2 liter soda bottle in someone pussy than shit in or around anyone's mouth.

 

[SamCamNxtDoor]

OMG. I think I just barfed in my mouth.

 

[Deleted member 565]

Nothing to me is more disgusting than scat pornography, I do not understand it, I never want to understand it and it makes me want to projectile.....very badly....

 

[nzhere]

Poo show = account closed don't tolerate it as members or models

Considered as an illegal (Obscene) type of pornography in many places.

click contact support and their account WILL be closed

 

[SamCamNxtDoor]

It just reminds me of "Two Girls One Cup" of which I managed to watch about the first 10 seconds and nearly vomited. And I have a strong stomach. Why the fuck would you do that? Anyone who asks me to poop or pee for them gets an instignore. :lol:

 

[AmbrosiaCer]

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