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Look at Albert being all Canadian with his Canadian self. Albert! Why don't you just go eat some... p... I almost said poontang, but that's not the right term. What's the gravy, fries thing? What is that called? Poutine! - I_Am_Iris
LaceyRoyce
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Johndoe91 said:
HEY THATS ME.
I made you lol!
Johndoe91 said:
John, :shhh: You were essentially complimenting the lovely Lolli, she essentially thanked you for showing your appreciation, and then you have to go and ruin it by essentially taking away your compliment. It'd be similar to this hypothetical convo:
Guy: Wow! You've got beautiful eyes!
Girl: Aww, thank you! (blush)
Guy: To be fair, though, I think every woman's eyes are nice!
Girl: Ummmmm... ok.
tldr; stop while you're ahead!
OK, this cracked me up.
From a model's profile...
:lol:
From a model's profile...
:lol:
[Talking about Pokemon]
SunniDae: I love some of the mega evolutions. Like, Mega Ampharos looks fancy. He looks like Ampharos decided to be Fabio one day!
SunniDae: Seriously! Google him! Mega Ampharos looks like he's off to steal your bitch.
Augh I'm paraphrasing because this was a few days ago. I wish I remembered the other things she said; Sunni is hilarious. ;-;
SunniDae: I love some of the mega evolutions. Like, Mega Ampharos looks fancy. He looks like Ampharos decided to be Fabio one day!
SunniDae: Seriously! Google him! Mega Ampharos looks like he's off to steal your bitch.
Augh I'm paraphrasing because this was a few days ago. I wish I remembered the other things she said; Sunni is hilarious. ;-;
Divahkiin said:[Talking about Pokemon]
SunniDae: I love some of the mega evolutions. Like, Mega Ampharos looks fancy. He looks like Ampharos decided to be Fabio one day!
SunniDae: Seriously! Google him! Mega Ampharos looks like he's off to steal your bitch.
Augh I'm paraphrasing because this was a few days ago. I wish I remembered the other things she said; Sunni is hilarious. ;-;
And she ain't wrong.
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AmberCutie resolving herself to the fact someone tipped for her to dance to Abba - Dancing Queen. :mrgreen:
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DAT FACE so Adorable.
JerryBoBerry said:AmberCutie resolving herself to the fact someone tipped for her to dance to Abba - Dancing Queen. :mrgreen:
JerryBoBerry said:AmberCutie resolving herself to the fact someone tipped for her to dance to Abba - Dancing Queen. :mrgreen:
Secretly, Amber was happy to dance to such a wonderful song. Happiest moment ever!
I agree. She was so happy she even followed up with Mr. Roboto dance!DuoShi said:JerryBoBerry said:AmberCutie resolving herself to the fact someone tipped for her to dance to Abba - Dancing Queen. :mrgreen:
Secretly, Amber was happy to dance to such a wonderful song. Happiest moment ever!
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I made myself lol tonight:
Dude: mmmmm u look hot
i want u
Me: Cool, you wanna take me private and have some fun?
Dude: sound likes fun
i wish u were not too high tho
Me: I'm not high, I'm completely sober!
Dude: mmmmm u look hot
i want u
Me: Cool, you wanna take me private and have some fun?
Dude: sound likes fun
i wish u were not too high tho
Me: I'm not high, I'm completely sober!
Model:
There hasn't been many tips so I don't think you want to see naked yoga. What would you like to do that's more exciting?
We could do a raffle. A phone call at the end of the night, maybe a little phone sex with that.
I could always spray paint my cat black.
:lol:
There hasn't been many tips so I don't think you want to see naked yoga. What would you like to do that's more exciting?
We could do a raffle. A phone call at the end of the night, maybe a little phone sex with that.
I could always spray paint my cat black.
:lol:
Guy asks model if she likes handy guys. Model says "what do you mean? You mean like handicapped guys?"
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
I might be paraphrasing this one a bit, but it's still lol worthy
In a room with 2 models, talking about dogs and cats
Model 1: my dog doesn't mind cats or freak out about them or anything
Me: my dog doesn't mind my house cats, but loses her shit when she sees a barn cat
Model 2: what's a barn cat? Is that like a mountain lion or something?
Me, laughing too hard to reply
Model 1: like a regular cat that lives in a barn, like how a house cat lives in the house...
Model 2: oh so like a feral cat or whatever
It might be noteworthy that model 1 and I both grew up on farms, so I figured she would know what I was talking about (actually I assumed almost anybody would know what I was talking about)
In a room with 2 models, talking about dogs and cats
Model 1: my dog doesn't mind cats or freak out about them or anything
Me: my dog doesn't mind my house cats, but loses her shit when she sees a barn cat
Model 2: what's a barn cat? Is that like a mountain lion or something?
Me, laughing too hard to reply
Model 1: like a regular cat that lives in a barn, like how a house cat lives in the house...
Model 2: oh so like a feral cat or whatever
It might be noteworthy that model 1 and I both grew up on farms, so I figured she would know what I was talking about (actually I assumed almost anybody would know what I was talking about)
Autocorrect fail or accidental admission that Div is in league with the Pakistani and just sold info on me and one of my cats?
Dammit Leon how dare you publicize my cellphone failures! ;-;
Musharraf will hear of this..
Musharraf will hear of this..
Model flashes shortly after realizing it's the 4th
"my titties are as free as this country. no wait there free-er"
"my titties are as free as this country. no wait there free-er"
'stop tipping' said Guinevere_ on her second day on cam in response to a long yellow wall.
Said with a smiling, serious Romanian accent that made me laugh.
"I love them. Ducks are my favorite animal, well birds. Let's say birds.
And they are pretty damn delicious when you eat them too!"
"I love them. Ducks are my favorite animal, well birds. Let's say birds.
And they are pretty damn delicious when you eat them too!"
Spotted this winner in Lorelei's room:
My response....
My response....
Shiiiit. just realized i posted that to the wrong area. Meant to post it to things members say. Facepalm!
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