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Tilly
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I always enjoy when a camgirl misspells masturbate. Another favorite misspelling mishap was spotted when I was checking out a fellow camgirl's tumbr. In her "about me" section she says she's a licensed cosmologist. I was like WHOA, some Neil deGrasse Tyson shit going on here! But then I later realized she just misspelled cosmetologist. Much less impressive, but still worth some chuckles. Everyone has typos. It's an easy laugh. Laughing is good for you! We should all laugh more.
Holy moly! Seems she had a good drunken night! Hah. Here's to hoping it was a good time. @LilyMarie maybe she'll come fill us in...
dilligaf0
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I got a Twitter notice that I have a new follower.
Her profile says she lives in "Las Vegas, AZ".
Her profile says she lives in "Las Vegas, AZ".
OK, this cracked me up...
Topic: Take my tank top off in 959!
babelover248 has tipped Olivia_Paige 5 tokens.
Topic: Take my tank top off in 956!
Topic: Take my tank top off in 959!
babelover248 has tipped Olivia_Paige 5 tokens.
Topic: Take my tank top off in 956!
What's so funny? That math works...
It's funny, but I can understand what she means. Las Vegas is only about 30 miles from the border, so she is located in AZ not far from Las Vegas.I got a Twitter notice that I have a new follower.
Her profile says she lives in "Las Vegas, AZ".
She should use the built in countdown feature and post it in her topic with @remain. I mean, if that was on mfc. It would be more accurate.
dilligaf0
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There is no "Things models say that make scared" thread so I'll put this here.
yourfavebarbie
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My brain often doesn't work, so one time I somehow mixed countdown and cumshow together and typed out COWSHOW. I didn't even notice until someone came in and was like "When does the cowshow start?" my regs still keep bringing it up whenever there is cumshow talk I keep telling them if they really want a cowshow they must provide me with a worthy cow and tip enough for me to buy it.
Also, most recently I had some sort of stroke or mind-meltdown during a game. We were playing tip a number for a prize, and someone tipped a number that wasn't on my board so I got super confused cause I didn't know what was going on, stared at the screen for a good minute unable to read english while they were capslocking to get my attention to say that the tip was the rest of my goal. Many unintelligible and distressed noises were made as I struggled to grasp basic words.
I love making fun of myself.
I keep telling them if they really want a cowshow they must provide me with a worthy cow and tip enough for me to buy it.Also, most recently I had some sort of stroke or mind-meltdown during a game. We were playing tip a number for a prize, and someone tipped a number that wasn't on my board so I got super confused cause I didn't know what was going on, stared at the screen for a good minute unable to read english while they were capslocking to get my attention to say that the tip was the rest of my goal.
Many unintelligible and distressed noises were made as I struggled to grasp basic words.I love making fun of myself.
I know where you can buy some nice cow for $14.99/pound
Cow must be alive and have 'moo' capabilities.
yourfavebarbie
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Heehee. It's always better to laugh at yourself in situations like that! Just makes it smooth over and you can not feel SO embarrassed about it lol.My brain often doesn't work, so one time I somehow mixed countdown and cumshow together and typed out COWSHOW. I didn't even notice until someone came in and was like "When does the cowshow start?" my regs still keep bringing it up whenever there is cumshow talk
Also, most recently I had some sort of stroke or mind-meltdown during a game. We were playing tip a number for a prize, and someone tipped a number that wasn't on my board so I got super confused cause I didn't know what was going on, stared at the screen for a good minute unable to read english while they were capslocking to get my attention to say that the tip was the rest of my goal.
I love making fun of myself.
CrazyCatLady
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Ahhh I do this too! I stuttered when little and suffer from a sensory processing issue so I am constantly getting distracted...losing my train of thought...messing up words. I just tease myself over it...as does my room. It's a huge running joke around there. Ha!My brain often doesn't work, so one time I somehow mixed countdown and cumshow together and typed out COWSHOW. I didn't even notice until someone came in and was like "When does the cowshow start?" my regs still keep bringing it up whenever there is cumshow talk
Also, most recently I had some sort of stroke or mind-meltdown during a game. We were playing tip a number for a prize, and someone tipped a number that wasn't on my board so I got super confused cause I didn't know what was going on, stared at the screen for a good minute unable to read english while they were capslocking to get my attention to say that the tip was the rest of my goal.
I love making fun of myself.
So, I mentioned I put clothes in the dryer... and I get this:
Ironically, while she is dressed like:
Ironically, while she is dressed like:
Member asks in chat: do women have orgasm with their eyes open or close?
Model reply: Depends on how they're faking it.
Model reply: Depends on how they're faking it.
yourfavebarbie
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Singing songs tonight. From South Park - Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch right into a heart-rending rendition of hallelujah. Then back to America, Fuck Yeah [Team America].
The juxtapositions made me laugh.
The juxtapositions made me laugh.
Thank you for your informative profile, I learned a lot about you from it
Magnolia
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If it makes you feel any better I was thinking of the Kermit the Frog version of Hallelujah the whole time.
On a side note, she lost a few years when making a new account. Her previous one claimed she was in her 40s. And I have no idea which age is more believable...
This one is somewhere between a LOL and WTF, I stopped by a room I hadn't been in in quite a while and in the conversation about private, I asked if she still had all those toys I remembered playing with. "Yea I still have all of them, but some of them are kinda melted." No additional comments on the situation. I wasn't sure if I should make some "that's cause you're so hot" jokes, or if her house burned down in the last couple months or something
NoelleBright
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A lot of realistic dildos will actually melt if you store them in contact with one another. Found this out the hard way.
HAHAHAHA I want a pic of you saying "I have the weirdest boner right now" holding it up.
"No really--here it is!"
Cow must be alive and have 'moo' capabilities.
Well, damn... then this won't work. COW SHOW COW WAS ALREADY DRESSED FOR THE SHOW!!
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