Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Ms_Gingersnatch]

I'm betting that "bn" = typo of "bb." Looking at the keyboard, it seems likely. Maybe typing out "baby" actually is too much to ask.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I'm betting that "bn" = typo of "bb." Looking at the keyboard, it seems likely. Maybe typing out "baby" actually is too much to ask.

Eh, I prefer bb over baby, but I'm weird. bb is just what dudes on the internet say to hot girls, whereas baby is an actual term of endearment and I am *not* any random dude's baby.

 

[Rumi_Bloom]

A twitter follower I have chatted with couple times in my chaturbate room, as well was DMing, messaged me on twitter asking about golden showers... I had told them twice before I won't do that on chaturbate since it's bannable and I am not too comfy with it anyway. Then they asked if I would do a clip or something off chaturbate then. I said possible for the right amount. They then said, "Ok, so how about here on twitter DMs? Would you send me clips here?" I repeated for the right price and she said "Oh I wasn't actually asking for them anyway." Wtf?...

Side note: In my experience I get a majority of my chaturbate visitors asking for golden showers or feet. I do feet flashes and would do footjobs at times if tipped, but second I show feet they say NICE and leave. The golden shower people come in and ask about fetishes, I don't mention the golden showers, so then they bring it up and when I say no they leave. Then they ask me the SAME way the next night and the next like my kinks will suddenly change and I won't care about being banned cause they turned me onto some hip new thing or something.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Members that say they want you to be posting more [x] kind of clips.

But haven't bought anything.

Haven't ordered a custom.

Won't buy anything, but they sure will tell you how hot you look from that free animated GIF preview of your vid....

 

[Mintx]

Won't buy anything, but they sure will tell you how hot you look from that free animated GIF preview of your vid....

My fav is the guys who boast about cumming from a preview. Like that is nothing to be proud of.

 

[yummybrownfox]

My fav is the guys who boast about cumming from a preview. Like that is nothing to be proud of.

Probably even have a dick pic as their Twitter avatar photo. *shudders*

 

[NotYou]

My fav is the guys who boast about cumming from a preview. Like that is nothing to be proud of.

I thought I was a cheapskate, but this brings "cheap" to a whole new level haha

 

[SaffronBurke]

Had a dude keep going on about his "3 inch tongue". Yo, the length of your tongue does. not. matter. The clit isn't inside the vagina, bro.

 

[Lunasha]

This thread is incredible! Can't wait to have things to add to it myself!!!

 

[Emberblaze]

Had a dude keep going on about his "3 inch tongue". Yo, the length of your tongue does. not. matter. The clit isn't inside the vagina, bro.

I am AMAZED by how many guys think that eating pussy should resemble a dog licking peanut butter out of a jar.

AMAZED.

I know pussy eating isn't often shown in porn but it still happens and omfg... HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED PORN BEFORE YOU CAME TO THIS CAM SITE?

The object of the game is to make me fucking cum or at least get me aroused... Not bob for apples in my vagina.

 

[Pia]

"You look so much like my ex-girlfriend... how much for me calling you her name in pvt?"

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude you better go to a therapist.

 

[yummybrownfox]

 

[KristinKervz]

Had a guy reply to one of my PREMIUM snaps with nudity (the name of the story is KKervz Premium), asking if he's still premium.

 

[AsianAsstro]

Yeah.... He was insane. I really wanted to file a restraining order against him.

 

[CoffeeKnight]

Yeah.... He was insane. I really wanted to file a restraining order against him.

Holy crap! I'm sorry you had to deal with that guy.

 

[Carmita Bonita]

holy crap @AsianAsstro that dude is seriously off his rocker. Wtf Wtf Wtf. Sorry you're being harassed by such a weirdo creep scumbag. He truly sounds terrifying & delusional

 

[AsianAsstro]

Thanks @CoffeeKnight and @Carmita Bonita. I just don't really know what to do other than block him. But he did threaten me that he will make more accounts on MFC to harass me.

 

[Carmita Bonita]

Thanks @CoffeeKnight and @Carmita Bonita. I just don't really know what to do other than block him. But he did threaten me that he will make more accounts on MFC to harass me.

If you're using gmail you can set up a filter so everything he sends to you automatically deletes-I've found it more useful than blocking them alone since the emails end up in spam and I'll want to read them. I made filters for a bunch of keywords/email addresses of dudes who harass and it's helped a lot to just have that shit deleted before I can even read them and they can just type angrily into the void while you can go on with life.

big hugs to you

 

[CoffeeKnight]

Thanks @CoffeeKnight and @Carmita Bonita. I just don't really know what to do other than block him. But he did threaten me that he will make more accounts on MFC to harass me.

Block him and report him to MFC support for harassment. Other models can probably give better advice on staying safe and cutting a person like that out of your life. Good luck and stay safe.

Hopefully when he doesn't get a reaction out of you he will get bored and move on.

 

[Zoso]

Wow that's horrible, I hope you can get him blocked and out of your life.

 

[Pia]

@AsianAsstro OMG, I feel so bad for u honestly!! that guy deserves to be in an asylum!!!! I strongly recommend you to send him an scanned restriction order or something like that.. or just keep bloking him everywhere, he's INSANE AS FUCK!!!

 

[Deleted member 35180]

Any talk about my boyfriend. I get it, some models lie about not having one, I don't and I'm like FUCK I didn't get FUCKED in my new place because I am alone day in day out on here with you. For fuck sakes. Rahhhhh. But then I remember that I have such first world problems.

 

[Deleted member 35180]

Also @AsianAsstro reading through this now, wholy, does that guy ever know how to project. Someone needs to pay for "personal help" indeed....

 

[Deleted member 45270]

"I see you now as a child of 13."

I'll take "things you should never say to an adult performer" for $500, Alex.

Seriously, holy fuck. His emails read like a parody of somebody completely off their rocker but I think he's legit.

There's people who think they are saviors by degrading you about the way you earn your money, and then there's.. that guy. Sorry you have to put up with somebody like that. The whole I can't walk away when I try shtick is creepy as hell, too.

 

[Ms_Gingersnatch]

Yeah.... He was insane. I really wanted to file a restraining order against him.

Jesus. H. Christ.

It would be tempting to respond to him with nothing but an obviously copy-edited version of his own ramblings. I don't think that would be safe, though. Guys like that tend to fly into a murderous rage when they're spouting paragraphs of godlike wisdom at some poor, ignorant sex worker and she has the audacity to notice that he doesn't understand there/their/they're.

(I swear I'm totally happy to muddle through polite ESL stuff, texting alphabet soup, one handed typing, and generally poor language usage. But if a dude is going to be a dickhead, doing it with poor grammar is somehow extra irksome.)

 

[annamaytiddies]

The latest craze is greys telling me my size 34G boobs are small.

 

[Kiki Jane]

The latest craze is greys telling me my size 34G boobs are small.

I wonder if this is some kind of new negging trend? I have big boobs... Only 38D, but they look big on me... And I heard that the other day. But, I think the guy was trying to be a dick.

 

[KristinKervz]

My first greeting of the day. It's gonna be a great one.

 

[CoffeeKnight]

My first greeting of the day. It's gonna be a great one.

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His name checks out at least.

Edit to add: Six minutes. LUL

 

[CarmillaClaret]

I had a member tell me how many gummy bears he could fit in his foreskin. That was new!