Right? There would be so much dick leftover. Lol. NO ONE WANTS LEFTOVER DICK.
This expression is something new for me. Was first thinking about some dick and a butcher knife....
Right? There would be so much dick leftover. Lol. NO ONE WANTS LEFTOVER DICK.
Nope, nope, nope.....This expression is something new for me. Was first thinking about some dick and a butcher knife....
Whenever I browse the member webcams on MFC I always see a few that have their profiles filled out like a dating profile and talking about the type of person they would like to meet. They usually have a bit about what good relationship material they are as well. A few even have phone numbers listed.Got a new pet peeve as of my last show... it was a rarer occurrence before that. But people coming into your room and pming just so first thing they can ask if single/ if will meet them in person. I answer truthfully with a no to both and they immediately leave the room. Wtf?... I don't think a cam site is a good place to look for a date, you're walking into someone's place of work, seeing it is sex work, and assuming they must be lonely or something silly. One guy I said two sentences to in main chat and he seemed funny. PMed immediately saying he thought we must be soulmates cause we liked two or three same things and said he wanted a date. When I said I'm living with my partner he immediately was out. I don't get it...
I only do this if the member agrees to make his cam public so everyone else in the room can watch and rate. Same with the people who ask me to view their cam for free! 90% run away and the brave 10% field as many rude comments as I do so it's fun ^_^Oh another thing that annoys the shit out of me. Guys making the statement: "I have a 10/12/14 inch cock wanna see?" So I say prove it asshole, hold up a ruler next to your dick on cam and if it really is x measurement I'll give you a week of free snapchat. I had a guy the other night who kept saying "I'm looking for a ruler, can you give a peek?" "OMG I can't find a ruler" and continued to beg for mercy for like 10 minutes. I now call it the Delilah Dick Challenge and it cracks my regulars the hell up LMAO.
one time a dude really did have a 14 inch cock. So I gave him a month of free snapchat and I'm trying to convince him to start cam modeling because he would make a killing.
I only do this if the member agrees to make his cam public so everyone else in the room can watch and rate. Same with the people who ask me to view their cam for free! 90% run away and the brave 10% field as many rude comments as I do so it's fun ^_^
You ladies didn't know? Cam sites are the one stop shop for ALL the guys in the world with 10" or larger. Most rooms I go into anyway, even if a guy does really have a large size like that, the model isn't ever impressed - from what I have seen/experienced from all is a simple "oh cool, you have a big dick... and what? You want a free show because of it?". Guys who have large dicks or guys with muscles (sorry don't mean to stereotype all), seem to come across as feeling like THEY are owed free stuff from the model "just because"... this is all just from what I have seen, it's always that kind of thing and they are round about assholes the majority of times.
But yeah sorry, I don't mean to offend those who work out a lot or have huge dick etc that do still treat ladies as they should be: with respect and manners - like a decent human being.
Half the guys making those claims are using stolen photos and are actually bridge trolls that are convinced women don't like them because they look like bridge trolls when in reality it's actually because they act like bridge trolls.
Half the guys making those claims are using stolen photos
It's my theory that most guys with big dicks don't make a big deal out of it / don't mention it
I apparently look like everyone's mom.
"Hi mom"
"Hi mommy"
"You look like my mom friend"
"you look like my mum, bb."
I'm 29.
I apparently look like everyone's mom.
"Hi mom"
"Hi mommy"
"You look like my mom friend"
"you look like my mum, bb."
I'm 29.
...always buck naked technically, but butt is fine too. (Butt naked may just refer to the butt, not the whole body ...in that case a different meaning)bn = butt naked or buck naked ??
you have to admit that being naked is certainly what you would be if you were to have only one set of clothes and they were in the wash, being bucked. I would call that condition buck naked quite by definition.