Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Osmia]

This is a sure sign that the dude has never been in a functioning relationship. There are many higher priorities than eating/getting ass eaten. It's not a turn on to hear this. It does the opposite. Way to win me over there, pal.

And this sort of language/behavior is so prevalent among members (thankfully not to this extreme). Just about every day that I'm in a model's room for more than a few minutes, I'll have occasion to think to myself, dude, do you have any idea how to talk to a woman? Any woman, online or IRL? MFC is an adult-oriented site, so one shouldn't expect (or desire) extreme propriety, but there's a middle ground, ya know?

BTW, what the hell is "he'll"? Is it sort of the opposite of "heav'en"?

 

[Sevrin]

MFC is an adult-oriented site, so one shouldn't expect (or desire) extreme propriety, but there's a middle ground, ya know?

People have this problem with what's meant by "adult" or "mature", and it's not just on "adult" sites. You get that a lot with online games, too. The idea is that if something is intended for a "mature" audience, that means that no one should be obliged to behave with decency, or refrain from obscenities. As if displaying your prolapsed psyche for all to see was a sign of "maturity".

 

[MadJohnson]

This is a sure sign that the dude has never been in a functioning relationship. There are many higher priorities than eating/getting ass eaten. It's not a turn on to hear this. It does the opposite. Way to win me over there, pal.

Indeed! Etiquette demands that you at least take a girl out for drinks before commencing unfettered analingus.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Be more annoying, shoe freak...

conv350z: shoe size????
conv350z: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
conv350z: 3uk?
conv350z: 4uk?
conv350z: 36?
conv350z: 35?

 

[HixCharlie]

I'm still pretty new on MFC so I'm getting used to gross, unsolicited statements like this (although I've got rules for it now). But seeing the subject "watching you in public" before I opened this message amped up the creep factor

 

[CuteViky]

This! Today.

 

[ComicOzzie]

I think we all wonder this...

Risk4dRush: i wonder how does she sound when she's getting her butthole licked out...

 

[Nordling]

To a beautiful model, from a troll (apparently), a classic backhanded compliment:

Stew_do_ob: Whos on the end of that fine ass
Stew_do_ob: You pretty tasty still was going to say butterface lol

 

[AliceKarina]

"Spit them tits, my girl wants to lick ya"

And so I asked if they wanted me to spit on my tits. They just repeated themselves, wtf

 

[Johndoe91]

johngossetti: oh,, hi,, I didn't mean to barge iN LiKe thiS?? I'm JohnLifeguard (myTAG, oF course﷯ i jusT goT carried awaY LooKing around heRe foR A girL wh0 squaTs HeR squirtS??

 

[RubyClaire27]

I didn't screenshot it, but last night I got a PM asking "What brings you to Chaturbate?"

 

[Velway]

Some guy: I see you're in Nevada, do you live in Vegas??? I'm going to be visiting soon and I'd love to fuck you

Me: No, I don't live in Vegas, I live over 400 miles away.

Him: cool wanna get dinner

THE AUDACITY

I didn't screenshot it, but last night I got a PM asking "What brings you to Chaturbate?"

Omg, those are the worst! It's like you're being interviewed for a job that you already have.

 

[Entertainer33]

I didn't screenshot it, but last night I got a PM asking "What brings you to Chaturbate?"

"Well, currently I'm groping my breasts, but what I really want to do is direct!"

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Observed...

Phase 1 -- Tell the model how beautiful she is. Tell her she is far too good for such a sleazy business. Tell her she is better than this.

Phase 2 -- Small talk for a while with model about her location and relationship status.

Phase 3 -- Proceed to flirtiness interspersed with a few strategically placed "mmmmm" 's.

Phase 4 -- Get lewd and graphic enough to make Ron Jeremy blush.

Phase 5 -- Leave without tipping.

 

[Mi2zSm1thy]

'take your face off'

not ideal, but who cares. ;P

 

[LilliWilliams]

"You're really sexy. I don't even care that you're fat."

Gee, thanks?? Haha

 

[Johndoe91]

pay2cuminurass: biggest sexual fantasy is to fuck a cute asian in the asshole how I want
pay2cuminurass: would give whole tax return for that ass

Didn't realize people were still debating how to spend your tax return this time of year

 

[ComicOzzie]

Apparently he thinks MFC models are for sale...

peter7277: sweetheart, i wish i was bill gates
peter7277: i would buy everything available
peter7277: including you

 

[JerryBoBerry]

In a models room who's doing a cumshow while fingering her ass.







I think that went well.

 

[Diana Blake]

As you can tell looking at my avi this guy is either blind or surrounded by albinos.

 

[mutantdonut]

itsenzou : Ur being rude u know how many girls want my Snap ??!!

 

[justjoinedtopost]

1nsskorpio: I you asshole on screen washed. Can to add me in FOLLOW simply so? press button SUIVRE. When sat on pot, remember that is miraculous time?

 

[yummybrownfox]

1nsskorpio: I you asshole on screen washed. Can to add me in FOLLOW simply so? press button SUIVRE. When sat on pot, remember that is miraculous time?

 

[AmberCutie]

I particularly love when members get 0 response from me (because they are on ignore, this only shows in Archive, not live in PM or room) but don't get the hint at all.

Private Message with jBigDeal2

07:13:25 PM jBigDeal2: mmm
07:13:28 PM jBigDeal2: oh my
07:13:37 PM jBigDeal2: its been a while
07:13:58 PM jBigDeal2: hi bb
07:14:02 PM jBigDeal2: i miss you
07:15:18 PM jBigDeal2: beautiful classy sexy
07:15:51 PM jBigDeal2: soft
07:15:54 PM jBigDeal2: very soft
07:16:01 PM jBigDeal2: tits soft
07:16:04 PM jBigDeal2: ass soft
07:18:45 PM jBigDeal2: oh
07:18:52 PM jBigDeal2: that pussy
07:19:33 PM jBigDeal2: open it bb
07:19:50 PM jBigDeal2: i love you
07:21:25 PM jBigDeal2: you are always happy
07:21:32 PM jBigDeal2: smily
07:21:38 PM jBigDeal2: smiley
07:21:53 PM jBigDeal2: can i get some booty?
07:23:55 PM jBigDeal2: ur so girly
07:24:05 PM jBigDeal2: gosh i love women
07:29:27 PM jBigDeal2: bb i like wat you like
07:30:52 PM jBigDeal2: i dont know if you even read my message but i feel like you do <---- you're ignored you goober! (but oops yes I'm reading it now lol)
07:30:56 PM jBigDeal2: so weird
07:31:18 PM jBigDeal2: you look like a good wife
07:31:24 PM jBigDeal2: every mans dream
07:35:34 PM jBigDeal2: you're a beautiful human
07:35:41 PM jBigDeal2: you got nice heart
07:35:47 PM jBigDeal2: i love you
07:38:25 PM jBigDeal2: im jealous of ur man
07:38:42 PM jBigDeal2: this world is unfair
07:45:36 PM jBigDeal2: you are so soft
07:45:45 PM jBigDeal2: why do you look like this
07:46:15 PM jBigDeal2: like a librarian
07:47:30 PM jBigDeal2: show me ur ass bb
07:49:29 PM jBigDeal2: i want to lick you
07:49:38 PM jBigDeal2: i want to lick all of your body
07:49:42 PM jBigDeal2: headto toe
07:52:29 PM jBigDeal2: i like it when you look at the cam
07:58:05 PM jBigDeal2: snow flake model <----- wot?
07:58:07 PM jBigDeal2: yummy
07:58:52 PM jBigDeal2: i wanna put my face in ur ass
08:02:52 PM jBigDeal2: so nice
08:04:17 PM jBigDeal2: i love da booty
08:05:01 PM jBigDeal2: bend over

 

[mynameisbob84]

I particularly love when members get 0 response from me (because they are on ignore, this only shows in Archive, not live in PM or room) but don't get the hint at all.

Private Message with jBigDeal2

07:13:25 PM jBigDeal2: mmm
07:13:28 PM jBigDeal2: oh my
07:13:37 PM jBigDeal2: its been a while
07:13:58 PM jBigDeal2: hi bb
07:14:02 PM jBigDeal2: i miss you
07:15:18 PM jBigDeal2: beautiful classy sexy
07:15:51 PM jBigDeal2: soft
07:15:54 PM jBigDeal2: very soft
07:16:01 PM jBigDeal2: tits soft
07:16:04 PM jBigDeal2: ass soft
07:18:45 PM jBigDeal2: oh
07:18:52 PM jBigDeal2: that pussy
07:19:33 PM jBigDeal2: open it bb
07:19:50 PM jBigDeal2: i love you
07:21:25 PM jBigDeal2: you are always happy
07:21:32 PM jBigDeal2: smily
07:21:38 PM jBigDeal2: smiley
07:21:53 PM jBigDeal2: can i get some booty?
07:23:55 PM jBigDeal2: ur so girly
07:24:05 PM jBigDeal2: gosh i love women
07:29:27 PM jBigDeal2: bb i like wat you like
07:30:52 PM jBigDeal2: i dont know if you even read my message but i feel like you do <---- you're ignored you goober! (but oops yes I'm reading it now lol)
07:30:56 PM jBigDeal2: so weird
07:31:18 PM jBigDeal2: you look like a good wife
07:31:24 PM jBigDeal2: every mans dream
07:35:34 PM jBigDeal2: you're a beautiful human
07:35:41 PM jBigDeal2: you got nice heart
07:35:47 PM jBigDeal2: i love you
07:38:25 PM jBigDeal2: im jealous of ur man
07:38:42 PM jBigDeal2: this world is unfair
07:45:36 PM jBigDeal2: you are so soft
07:45:45 PM jBigDeal2: why do you look like this
07:46:15 PM jBigDeal2: like a librarian
07:47:30 PM jBigDeal2: show me ur ass bb
07:49:29 PM jBigDeal2: i want to lick you
07:49:38 PM jBigDeal2: i want to lick all of your body
07:49:42 PM jBigDeal2: headto toe
07:52:29 PM jBigDeal2: i like it when you look at the cam
07:58:05 PM jBigDeal2: snow flake model <----- wot?
07:58:07 PM jBigDeal2: yummy
07:58:52 PM jBigDeal2: i wanna put my face in ur ass
08:02:52 PM jBigDeal2: so nice
08:04:17 PM jBigDeal2: i love da booty
08:05:01 PM jBigDeal2: bend over

I made you a business card, bb

 

[AmberCutie]

I made you a business card, bb

View attachment 63706

Needs more soft.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Needs more soft.

I like to think were it produced en masse, the cards would be made of soft, plush material. The softness would be tangible. To trace your finger along its contours would feel like touching ass soft, like touching tits soft, pussy soft, very soft, so nice, mmm.

 

[AmberCutie]

My archives and MFC mail are a gold mine today:

"i love yourfountain of youth women such as you in order humor that face those feet...ankles....lower legs thigh ..whats between those thigh is ...well thats a book best told by. other! that ass..i will critique ...gotten so many levels of hard as a chineese steakbone! looking between your legs,specially from the back..WHO EVER HAS U.....lucky man.....! so u know where to call ,,,you have a ghost ....ty amber U ROCK ME......an i love your music as well////////////////i'd be in your room regular...i'm catholic an married women are no no....U PHUC THAT UP FOR ME....addicted to u.....best i can do is abstain long as i cAN luv ya diva"

 

[Nordling]

Start every day with a backhanded compliment:

 

[Blackrayne18]

"You're so hot, you look just like my sister!"