Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[justjoinedtopost]

Troll? I just don't know anymore.

show tits
tip if you want to make a request
how do I do that?
take your credit card, buy tokens, push the tip button
I'm not spending any money on this site

 

[Boog]

Um, ok then.

He must've tweeted you his new password after reading that XKCD comic

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@Boog I'm going to choose to believe that from now on when members type random gibberish to me. XD

 

[Nordling]

Technically off-topic, because this was posted on FB, but I thought it was hilarious and decided to post it here:

 

[yummybrownfox]

Troll? I just don't know anymore.

show tits
tip if you want to make a request
how do I do that?
take your credit card, buy tokens, push the tip button
I'm not spending any money on this site

He just made the "To ban or not ban?" decision a lot easier.

 

[Nordling]

Frightening Fetish Failure.

 

[angieivy]

this guy loves jelly /cows

 

[angieivy]

heres more from that guy

 

[Moffle]

Saw this tonight:

"You look so beautiful I want to take my baby sexy hot body, as the great peaks of pleasure breast legs of the fiery lick you cunt"

7/10 I thought as it has a poetic quality which mimics artifical intelligence bots. Very clever to write in that style.

 

[SaffronBurke]

At first, I thought he was trying to just get freebies. Then, really, why would any woman pay for male nudes? We're bombarded with dick pics, there's negative value to them. And then the sour grapes... Dude, chill.

 

[yummybrownfox]

^What's the deal lately with all these butthurt guys that can't speak English? I got a headache just from reading that.

 

[SoTxBob]

I'm just gonna leave this here in the pile.....

thari0: i wanna fuck your teeth

 

[EllaGray]

I'm just gonna leave this here in the pile.....

thari0: i wanna fuck your teeth

Just another day at the camland office....

Mine for today:
Him: bb why you take shows with other guys? I wanna see out here.
Me: You could also just get a show
Him: no bb i special, i must be special for you.

*eyeroll*

 

[Nordling]

Not sure if he's talking about linen or humans, but in either case, where does he get that idea?

 

[AnaBee]

dude: you re so beauty bb
me: my name is ana
dude: beautyful name bb


Made me laugh, but really wtf? BeautYful

 

[ComicOzzie]

dude: you re so beauty bb
me: my name is ana
dude: beautyful name bb


Made me laugh, but really wtf? BeautYful

I love how he still refers to you as "bb" even after you inform him of your 3-letter name.

 

[ComicOzzie]

jonnython: need a place to put my erection

Stick it in your USB drive, dude. I hear it will fit.

 

[EllaGray]

Him: bb I wanna pound your anal hole I wanna pound so hard pound anal pound your hole.

Hmmmm....no.

 

[IndySolo]

Him: bb I wanna pound your anal hole I wanna pound so hard pound anal pound your hole.

Hmmmm....no.

I have a hunch that he wants to pound your anal hole. No clue where I'm getting that idea, though...

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I guess he's calling the cops. I said go ahead, but he never asked me anything.

 

[LittleLei]

Member- "I would like a topless show"
Me- "Okay, anything you like with the show? dirty talk? nipple play"
Member- "Just topless"

2 minutes later
Member- "Do you have a toy?"
Me *shows what I have*
Member- "Can you ride it"

-_- It annoys me when members tell you a certain thing and then I get mentally prepared on what to do and then they ask for something else Which I have no problem doing, but why didn't you say it in the first place! It makes me feel like I don't know what I'm doing.

or "do what you want to do" "do what makes your comfortable" "do what will make you cum"

followed by "spit on your tits" "fuck yourself really hard" "do anal" or something that probably should have been asked and specified in the beginning.

 

[Celeste_Luxe]

"banana in pvt" - yesterday

I got asked if I could use a Popsicle in PVT. I reminded the member it was illegal. Like, you know this. Why ask???¿

 

[yummybrownfox]

Member- "I would like a topless show"
Me- "Okay, anything you like with the show? dirty talk? nipple play"
Member- "Just topless"

2 minutes later
Member- "Do you have a toy?"
Me *shows what I have*
Member- "Can you ride it"

-_- It annoys me when members tell you a certain thing and then I get mentally prepared on what to do and then they ask for something else Which I have no problem doing, but why didn't you say it in the first place! It makes me feel like I don't know what I'm doing.

or "do what you want to do" "do what makes your comfortable" "do what will make you cum"

followed by "spit on your tits" "fuck yourself really hard" "do anal" or something that probably should have been asked and specified in the beginning.

I can't stand this either, or when people buying custom videos keep adding in more details to the mix ("I need you to wear this...oh, and can you wear your hair like...also, I need the colors to be...") after already sending one e-mail with (what I thought was) ALL the information I need.

 

[DonaDiabla]

Hey BB, can you do a show and I pay you later? You are the best, bb.

 

[Cutie_Kisses]

This has become a running joke in my room now. My MFC name is currently MajesticCutie because MajesticCarrot was too many characters.

My Cutie Crew cracks jokes about hunteros comment constantly...

 

[Entertainer33]

This has become a running joke in my room now. My MFC name is currently MajesticCutie because MajesticCarrot was too many characters.

My Cutie Crew cracks jokes about hunteros comment constantly...

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Come on, you're one letter off, you can do it! Be the "MajestiCarrot"

 

[Cutie_Kisses]

Come on, you're one letter off, you can do it! Be the "MajestiCarrot"

That was definitely one of the options my Crew debated about!

 

[ComicOzzie]

This line is a keeper!

what did your parents eat b4 fucking to make a hot chic like you?

 

[yummybrownfox]

I remember when a yellow wall of tips was exciting. But the people who give these 1-token tips ten times secretly annoy me. Don't misunderstand me and think I'm being ungrateful (I'm not). I smile and say thank you, but I feel like they're being a little dramatic and just fishing for high fives and applause. So you're gonna make all that noise (I turn down my volume since I have a sleeping teenager next door) to give me 10 tokens, and then have the nerve to ask me "Can I get HALF a flash for that amount?"

 

[yummybrownfox]

When that MFC member is sitting in your room and just won't say "Hi", yet out of nowhere he goes into "interviewer mode" and starts asking you political questions containing lots of big 'ole fancy schmancy words. And then later asks "So, Yummy...how old were you when you lost your virginity? I'd like to hear all about it."