Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Rose]

I've had a couple guys ask me to go private and be their cousins or sisters. OMG one guy asked me to be his stepdaughter. The best one was one that asked me to pretend that I was a little 5 year old girl and then TRANSFORM MAGICALLY into a woman that was wired for sex and only sex... give it up for the guys that make our day interesting hahahaha.

plus the 50 marriage proposals a day.

this retard tried to get me too!!!! he asked if i had towels to use as a diaper..i told him to stop being creepy or take me private and he said no, i want you to practice in public so i know you can do it. i told him private or nothing and he just kept saying public. i finally banned him.

Lol stop being creepy OR take you private.

exactly, if he wants weird fetish play it better be in private so i don't scare off any potential new customers. i'm ok with being weird behind theoretical closed doors.

 

[LailaBaise]

u have such a sexy accent - i want to stick my cock indside ur clit

ouch!

 

[AmberCutie]

I took my PM list off of friend's only for the lulz tonight. Here are the results.

07:51:53 PM JIMAGRELL: Would love to walk you down a moonlite beach and make slow sensual love to you while we drink wine

06:25:27 PM bewitched: you got my attention for sure...
06:25:41 PM AmberCutie: how did i do that?
06:26:10 PM bewitched: the magic of sexiness...
06:27:27 PM bewitched: you are gloriously beautiful....you must turn heads wherever you go.....
06:28:05 PM bewitched: hahhahh
06:28:15 PM bewitched: so right....
06:28:32 PM bewitched: i think we must reclaim that word whore.....
06:29:03 PM bewitched: be proud...
06:29:18 PM bewitched: say it loud!!
06:31:31 PM bewitched: mmmmm......i would walk over broken glass to taste you.....
06:32:20 PM bewitched: wel maybe tissue paper, not broken glass.....
06:32:45 PM bewitched: all that blood...very off putting.....
06:33:05 PM bewitched: the tasting you part still stands though.....x
06:33:07 PM AmberCutie: right
06:33:17 PM bewitched: lol
06:33:53 PM bewitched: and i bet you taste good...
06:36:51 PM bewitched: 9000....small change!!
06:37:15 PM bewitched: lol
06:43:48 PM bewitched: goddamn......you are so fucking hot.....
06:44:55 PM bewitched: i would love to kiss your hot mouth......then work my way down your body.......
06:45:10 PM bewitched: ...nice and slow....
06:46:11 PM bewitched:
06:47:48 PM bewitched: ok...you are so iunspiring dirty talk right now.....x
06:47:58 PM bewitched: inspiring....
06:48:37 PM bewitched: i'm gonna fight it....as ...long ...i ..can.....
06:49:25 PM bewitched: but you are NOT HELPING!! lol
06:51:08 PM bewitched: my god...what do you do in the real world??
06:51:49 PM bewitched: yep...is it too much?
06:53:35 PM bewitched: the funny thing is....i love dirty talk....
06:54:43 PM bewitched: ...i love to describe the thoughts in my cock......
06:56:20 PM bewitched: but some times i go crazy its true...when i am inspired......and you....mmmmm
06:56:42 PM bewitched: YAY!!! xxx
06:57:45 PM bewitched: oh...fuck.....mmmmmm
06:58:27 PM bewitched: i wanna lick you all the way from your puusy to your mouth......

07:48:33 PM Mhicaela: h! bb
07:48:43 PM Mhicaela: nice bobs
07:49:19 PM Mhicaela: can i ur pussy

07:57:56 PM onejp2003: HELLOOOOOOOO
07:58:27 PM onejp2003: WEN ARE U GONNA RELAX
08:05:02 PM onejp2003: SOMEBODY GONNA HELP ME CUM I SEE
08:06:24 PM onejp2003: Y U STOP

^^^ I replied to this by using CAPS of my own. Many people cursed me for hurting their ear drums. Sorry guise.

07:58:41 PM C_K_M: if i was there i totally would bend you over a table and fuck you HARD while i pull your hair and spank your ass then right before you cum i would pull out and make you lick all your juices off my big hard throbbing cock and i would get back to the f
07:58:41 PM C_K_M: ucking only this time before you cum id pull it out and slide it right into that tight sexy ass and continue to fuck you HARD to the point where you would shit bowling balls the rest of your natural life

I found out moments later that this ^^^ is another regular on a different account. Still as funny.

06:15:51 PM JeffSF: hey
06:16:00 PM JeffSF: my weiner is rock hard
06:16:08 PM JeffSF: since you said you wanted it
06:16:25 PM JeffSF: mostly it's staring at your tits
06:17:01 PM JeffSF: your tits are that impressive
06:18:22 PM JeffSF: mm
06:18:24 PM JeffSF: what else is funny
06:18:58 PM JeffSF: you should get a little tipsy
06:19:03 PM JeffSF: it's more fun that way
06:21:26 PM JeffSF: i'm not sure i'd marry you, but id' definitely fuck you
06:21:58 PM JeffSF: just don't know you that well
06:22:02 PM JeffSF: definitely want to marry a whore
06:22:40 PM JeffSF: well, would we have an open marriage?
06:25:54 PM JeffSF: you got his attention with your tits
06:26:23 PM JeffSF: i'm just trying to make you laugh
06:27:12 PM JeffSF: so do you still masturbate in private or do you get enough doing it on mfc?

07:28:00 PM trouble330: hi
07:28:25 PM trouble330: im sorry but i dont remember you
07:28:37 PM trouble330: and my sound is off
07:28:43 PM trouble330: so i cant hear you
07:28:55 PM trouble330: so everything is perfect
07:29:22 PM trouble330: i dont have to lisen to your shit and i can watch big tits
07:29:39 PM trouble330: its a wonderful day
07:29:59 PM trouble330: ubt time to go bye
07:30:34 PM trouble330: you talk so much evn though i cant hear you you are still irritating

^^^ Someone who has been banned from my room for like, a year. Wonder why?

 

[Mikeythegeek]

My IQ was cut in half reading those messages.

 

[Rose]

I took my PM list off of friend's only for the lulz tonight. Here are the results.

07:48:33 PM Mhicaela: h! bb
07:48:43 PM Mhicaela: nice bobs
07:49:19 PM Mhicaela: can i ur pussy

07:58:41 PM C_K_M: if i was there i totally would bend you over a table and fuck you HARD while i pull your hair and spank your ass then right before you cum i would pull out and make you lick all your juices off my big hard throbbing cock and i would get back to the f
07:58:41 PM C_K_M: ucking only this time before you cum id pull it out and slide it right into that tight sexy ass and continue to fuck you HARD to the point where you would shit bowling balls the rest of your natural life

I found out moments later that this ^^^ is another regular on a different account. Still as funny.

06:21:26 PM JeffSF: i'm not sure i'd marry you, but id' definitely fuck you
06:21:58 PM JeffSF: just don't know you that well
06:22:02 PM JeffSF: definitely want to marry a whore
06:22:40 PM JeffSF: well, would we have an open marriage?
06:25:54 PM JeffSF: you got his attention with your tits
06:26:23 PM JeffSF: i'm just trying to make you laugh
06:27:12 PM JeffSF: so do you still masturbate in private or do you get enough doing it on mfc?

07:28:00 PM trouble330: hi
07:28:25 PM trouble330: im sorry but i dont remember you
07:28:37 PM trouble330: and my sound is off
07:28:43 PM trouble330: so i cant hear you
07:28:55 PM trouble330: so everything is perfect
07:29:22 PM trouble330: i dont have to lisen to your shit and i can watch big tits
07:29:39 PM trouble330: its a wonderful day
07:29:59 PM trouble330: ubt time to go bye
07:30:34 PM trouble330: you talk so much evn though i cant hear you you are still irritating

^^^ Someone who has been banned from my room for like, a year. Wonder why?

wow....just, wow......

 

[Jupiter551]

Lol amber I sat here reading those and was just busting up laughing...please, PLEASE take pm off friends once a week and post the results lol.

I love the first guy... I thought next he was going to make a bed out of rose petals and run a hot bath surrounded by candles.

And just the sheer amount these guys talk to themselves...really creepy lol.

 

[Sia Green]

07:51:53 PM JIMAGRELL: Would love to walk you down a moonlite beach and make slow sensual love to you while we drink wine

^^I probably would have told this guy I turn into a werewolf in the moonlight but he can take his chances if he wants.

Im so turning PMs on tomorrow night! Strictly for the lulz. So if anyone has been dying to creep Sia Green out but just can't manage to pony up 150 tks...nows your chance bbs.

 

[uncleF]

Im so turning PMs on tomorrow night! Strictly for the lulz. So if anyone has been dying to creep Sia Green out but just can't manage to pony up 150 tks...nows your chance bbs.

Is that a challenge? :whistle:

 

[Sia Green]

^^I mean if thats your M.O go for eeet! Be prepared to have your PM posted here though or in the Models only section for group lolz :lol:

 

[LadyLuna]

Amber.. Can I ur pussy?

 

[LadyLuna]

This just in:

hi bb ass me bb

 

[Rose]

it is SO reassuring to know that other models get weird messages too. it makes me feel normal

 

[Jupiter551]

Day after we heard about osama:

RandomMember: "Show us your tits if you're happy Osama's dead"

 

[LaceyRoyce]

I'm paraphrasing but i had a non-tipping 0 token member come in - he had been in my room once before and tipped a small amount I think.

So he compliments me in public, asks if he could pm me. I say sure.

he pms, says im gorgeous, wonderful... its a lot of compliments. Asks if i view cams in public. I respond that yes I do, for 30 tokens. He says he's just got one and he's nervous and hopefully he'll work up the courage. Tells me hes 61 and is that ok? Im like... sure love older men whatever. I had a tip to whip my tits (anyone thats ever in my room knows that one of the big 'draws' is that im a painslut. I spank the shit out of myself and enjoy it.) He says "No dont do that!" i say "but i like it?" he says but you're so wonderful, i would do ANYTHING for you.

ANYTHING!!
Tells me i'm a GODDESS amont women.

then he says "I have to go but before I go can I see your pussy?"

I am clothed and doing a countdown for naked at this point fyi.

I tell him "No sorry, not without a tip. Every tip gets a flash and ### gets me naked completely!"

"Please???"

"I have the same rules for premium beggars as for basics... no"

"BITCH"

"LOL?!? Seriously... im not being a bitch, i dont mind chatting but this is also my job and im trying to make a living like everyone else"

"WHORE!"

"CUNT"

"IM GOING TO BEND YOU OVER AND MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE BLEED BITCH"

... at this point im laughing so hard the room is asking whats up so I show the PM on cam, which only provides more... obsecnities. and then he goes offline.

I think what was so hilarious was how quickly he switched from being the worshipping, grovelling "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU BB" type.... to like just LAYING into me. I've never had anyone just..'switch' like that.

I laughed for like 20 minutes.

 

[AmberCutie]

I'm paraphrasing but i had a non-tipping 0 token member come in - he had been in my room once before and tipped a small amount I think.

So he compliments me in public, asks if he could pm me. I say sure.

he pms, says im gorgeous, wonderful... its a lot of compliments. Asks if i view cams in public. I respond that yes I do, for 30 tokens. He says he's just got one and he's nervous and hopefully he'll work up the courage. Tells me hes 61 and is that ok? Im like... sure love older men whatever. I had a tip to whip my tits (anyone thats ever in my room knows that one of the big 'draws' is that im a painslut. I spank the shit out of myself and enjoy it.) He says "No dont do that!" i say "but i like it?" he says but you're so wonderful, i would do ANYTHING for you.

ANYTHING!!
Tells me i'm a GODDESS amont women.

then he says "I have to go but before I go can I see your pussy?"

I am clothed and doing a countdown for naked at this point fyi.

I tell him "No sorry, not without a tip. Every tip gets a flash and ### gets me naked completely!"

"Please???"

"I have the same rules for premium beggars as for basics... no"

"BITCH"

"LOL?!? Seriously... im not being a bitch, i dont mind chatting but this is also my job and im trying to make a living like everyone else"

"WHORE!"

"CUNT"

"IM GOING TO BEND YOU OVER AND MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE BLEED BITCH"

... at this point im laughing so hard the room is asking whats up so I show the PM on cam, which only provides more... obsecnities. and then he goes offline.

I think what was so hilarious was how quickly he switched from being the worshipping, grovelling "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU BB" type.... to like just LAYING into me. I've never had anyone just..'switch' like that.

I laughed for like 20 minutes.

Was his name "lword" by any chance. :lol:

 

[Jupiter551]

61 year old guy acting like that...bit scary to think some people are that unstable, and manage to make it to that age without changing their behaviour...

BTW Amber is it time to take your pms off friend only yet?? That was great :mrgreen:

 

[AmberCutie]

BTW Amber is it time to take your pms off friend only yet?? That was great :mrgreen:

I need to make that a night that I have a bit of alcohol. I can't quite take it without the alcohol.

 

[LadyLuna]

Another from Streamate

yes titi bb hey lest go pvt oki bb

 

[AmberCutie]

Had fun with this troll.

07:04:06 PM mattcurious: hi big titis
07:04:16 PM baaacon: you're feeling good enough for a tease, eh?
07:04:18 PM baaacon:
07:04:19 PM BillyD24: dont spit out your wine!
07:04:25 PM Kchrpm: phew, crisis averted
07:04:27 PM Kchrpm: I can stay
07:04:31 PM mattcurious: im already drunk want to go pvt?
07:04:41 PM Kchrpm: Amber = no privates
07:04:44 PM Nerdy_Boy: [:nopvt]
07:04:44 PM pathbend: curves
07:04:47 PM mattcurious: got 200 tokens for pvt
07:04:48 PM Kchrpm: uh oh
07:04:51 PM Kchrpm: more nudity
07:04:52 PM pathbend: mercy
07:04:57 PM Kchrpm: where's my hat?
07:04:59 PM baaacon: bottle opener? that's a little strange even for my tastes
07:05:09 PM Kchrpm: 200? thats it
07:05:10 PM buffdick: damn boner!!!!!!!!!
07:05:14 PM BillyD24: i think i see some white on that black
07:05:19 PM htmedia: [:xxxonwww]
07:05:26 PM mattcurious: not boner worthy, your an ugly bitch
07:05:27 PM WalkerBOOMz: who needs viagra
07:05:47 PM mattcurious: however i do like the fatties
07:05:48 PM pathbend: is this a pandora station?
07:05:49 PM mattcurious: carry on
07:05:55 PM preppyrednec: do u like anal
07:05:57 PM BillyD24: someones bitter
07:06:22 PM BillyD24: she has 1 click to ban you
07:06:23 PM Nerdy_Boy: bye bye matt
07:06:30 PM pathbend: well disregard that
07:06:46 PM baaacon: fatty? that doesn't even make sense
07:06:48 PM mattcurious: :> makes me happy to be kicked out thanks bitch
07:06:49 PM WalkerBOOMz: fucker....how dare people disrespect amber....she is wonderful
07:06:59 PM Mirra: lol
07:07:03 PM WalkerBOOMz: [:chuck1]
07:07:11 PM Mirra: [:chuck1] might roundhouse kick you in the face though
07:07:11 PM kenj220: ive seen 1500 tip so far
07:07:11 PM mattcurious: but i think your sexy so i would rather watch
07:07:17 PM Kikoromo: Leave that looser alone. Dont even mind him
07:07:22 PM mattcurious: im just happy to have my name said to be honest
07:07:24 PM Morefunner: Dog House?
07:07:27 PM mattcurious: i do apreciate you.....
07:07:35 PM Kchrpm: then tip her, Matt
07:07:37 PM BillyD24: matt is one of those guys who fels compellee to take out his bad life on others when he doesnt get what he wants
07:07:38 PM Kchrpm: all your 200 tokens
07:07:38 PM pathbend: wow, the horros of internet anonymity and personality disorders
07:07:39 PM Kchrpm: right now
07:07:48 PM WalkerBOOMz: i let amber take care of douchefaces herself...she knows im here if she needs me....but she can handle herself
This is where I tell him he's being an immature prick and he's probably some 9th grader who got lucky finding tokens on his dad's acct.
07:07:52 PM mattcurious: im imature
07:07:53 PM mattcurious: ?
07:07:54 PM democriticus: happy to have name said... that desperate.... ouin t posh espece de cave
07:07:55 PM mattcurious: thanks
07:08:03 PM mattcurious: but your not! an d your not
07:08:06 PM mattcurious: a 9th grader?
07:08:08 PM mattcurious: lol thanks
07:08:10 PM james1170: hes a troll
07:08:10 PM Mementh:
07:08:11 PM Nerdy_Boy: [:facepalm]
07:08:12 PM mattcurious: that makes me feel good
07:08:16 PM BillyD24: he is on his dads account /laugh
07:08:20 PM james1170: hes probably like 13
07:08:22 PM Mirra: Whoa Amber... brakes. 3 of your 4 adjectives there have been used to describe me in the past.
07:08:24 PM Kchrpm: matt needs to match that tip
07:08:25 PM Kchrpm: and then leave
07:08:35 PM Kchrpm: well
07:08:41 PM Kchrpm: I'll take matt's money
07:08:43 PM Kchrpm: if you dont want it
07:08:46 PM redwud2589: lol
07:08:49 PM BillyD24: matts money is like that herpes infested stripper money he stole back after sleeping with the bitch on a corner in new york
07:08:56 PM Gamagor: Thanks Amber!
07:09:03 PM pathbend: a swing of red wine
07:09:05 PM pathbend: for your mood
07:09:11 PM BillyD24: besides
07:09:13 PM Kchrpm: Im slowly accepting that I wll have to accept dirty women and money []
07:09:14 PM BillyD24: I AM A GUMMY BEAR
07:09:16 PM BillyD24: A YUMMY GUMMY BEAR
07:09:17 PM baaacon: do you tend to keep trolls in your room for entertainment?
07:09:18 PM pathbend: love, we can't all be charming
07:09:18 PM kenj220: you said it had a tear on it the only shampoo i can think of johnsons baby shampoo
07:09:22 PM BillyD24: A GROOVIN MOVIN GUMMY BEAR
07:09:24 PM armygeek: Good evening bella
07:09:26 PM mattcurious: honestly i think your pretty, im just depressed becuase i got my first speeding ticket today, so to celebrate i got drunk... and thats why im being rude im not
07:09:30 PM mattcurious: normally like this []
07:09:31 PM Kikoromo: I want to drink wine from your belly botton
07:09:34 PM pathbend: good song
07:09:38 PM Mirra: Gummy Bear Song?
07:09:44 PM BillyD24: actions have reactions
07:09:45 PM johnbegood77: that's a thin excuse for being a douchebag
07:09:47 PM mattcurious: hells yes i am
07:09:53 PM Nerdy_Boy: matt please...gtfo
07:10:03 PM Mirra: First speeding ticket? LOL
07:10:04 PM BillyD24: well you were naked technically
07:10:05 PM pathbend: your first speeding ticket, I hate to see what you do when you have a real problem
07:10:09 PM Mementh: you dont need to be naked to be kewl
07:10:12 PM mattcurious: i think your pretty and you have a sexy body, and i think you should get buisy because you already gave me a boner
07:10:21 PM Mirra: Hah
07:10:23 PM mattcurious: however i just bought tokens where do i go to tip
07:10:24 PM redwud2589: though, @mementh, it doesn't hurt anything
07:10:27 PM charlotte34m: cheers red wine here too
07:10:35 PM kenj220: im sure she doesnt want you tips
07:10:38 PM Kchrpm: Tip link at the top
07:10:43 PM kenj220: t she just wants you to leave
07:10:49 PM BillyD24: As the ceasar from the arena i put my thumb down
07:10:49 PM Mirra: 1313 token privates imho.
07:10:52 PM mattcurious: (and my real name is mike if you could say that it would make me really happy
07:10:54 PM Kchrpm: 200 tokens = blowjob show for me
07:11:01 PM pathbend: economic shame is rough
07:11:09 PM kenj220: 200 tokens for most is naked
07:11:12 PM mattcurious: how do i tip mrs lovely?
07:11:13 PM kenj220: doing nothing
07:11:21 PM Mirra: We have way too many Mikes and Mikeys that are cool.
07:11:28 PM johnbegood77: little more to your left, lol
07:11:35 PM johnbegood77: more
07:11:36 PM Mementh: ive used the nick Mementh so much on the net im used to being called Mem
07:11:37 PM Kchrpm: no, your right
07:11:39 PM johnbegood77: there
07:11:41 PM johnbegood77: no, right
07:11:43 PM johnbegood77: lol
07:11:43 PM redwud2589: that's profile
07:11:44 PM Kchrpm: where your nose is
07:11:49 PM Mementh: no the other left lol
07:11:49 PM johnbegood77: it does
07:11:49 PM Mirra: It depends on the size of the window.
07:11:51 PM johnbegood77: hahahaha
07:11:54 PM kenj220: you can always right click her name and do tip like that
07:11:55 PM mattcurious: im looking there but i cannot see anything i really want to tip you because you are so good looking
07:11:55 PM redwud2589: between group and profile
07:12:02 PM Kchrpm: ITS ON YOUR BOOBS
07:12:02 PM Mirra: For me it's right above your nose but I have the window rather large.
07:12:05 PM Kchrpm: point to your boobs
07:12:14 PM johnbegood77: i think he's still trolling
07:12:22 PM mattcurious: damn i cant find it where can i tip guys?
07:12:29 PM Kchrpm: whatever matt
07:12:32 PM redwud2589: :newfag
07:12:35 PM Kchrpm: we're not as dumb as you
07:12:50 PM solidsnake7: AmberCutie the whole reason why I became a member on MFC. The best model in this whole place. You are beautiful!
07:13:03 PM redwud2589: me too
07:13:04 PM solidsnake7:
07:13:10 PM Kchrpm: thats not fair, I was here before Amber was []
07:13:11 PM Mementh: Manners Rule!!
07:13:14 PM Kchrpm: I cant say such a thing
07:13:23 PM redwud2589: i became chattable when i came in here to bask in my glow for nominating her for the BBB thing
07:13:32 PM mattcurious: im serious i cannot find the tip button
07:13:36 PM kenj220: lol
07:13:39 PM BillyD24: lol
07:13:41 PM kenj220: yes it is
07:13:42 PM AckAck: lol
I gave him 1 minute to find the tip button or be banned.
07:13:43 PM hotbike0077: you are the only reason I come here....ever!!
07:13:48 PM Mirra: :minute
07:13:50 PM mattcurious: im so bad at this... NO COUNTDOWN shit I
07:13:51 PM Mirra: Hrm
07:13:53 PM redwud2589: :timer
07:13:54 PM johnbegood77: the only way those adjectives could apply to you amber is if it was opposite day
07:13:55 PM kenj220: [:countdown]
07:13:55 PM Mirra: :min
07:13:57 PM Kchrpm: :mattisafuckingidiotcountdown
07:13:57 PM Nerdy_Boy: :min
07:14:01 PM redwud2589: :stopwatch
07:14:01 PM Kchrpm: it didnt work
07:14:05 PM kenj220: haha
07:14:07 PM BillyD24: TOLD YOU!
07:14:08 PM ElektricFeel: [:countdown]
07:14:12 PM ElektricFeel: nope
07:14:15 PM Mirra: Oh
07:14:17 PM Mirra: [nemin]
07:14:19 PM redwud2589: wtf is happening to my ears
07:14:23 PM WalkerBOOMz: someone screencap the tip button....apparently he cant read
07:14:24 PM Mirra: onemin
07:14:28 PM mattcurious: you have to forgive me i am drunk and i cannot find the tip button
07:14:38 PM Kchrpm: then you're getting booted matt
07:14:38 PM kenj220: now ur drunk
07:14:45 PM Kchrpm: we dont have to forgive you for shit
07:14:45 PM Nerdy_Boy: go tony [:cclap]
07:14:49 PM kenj220: t you type pretty good for drunk
07:15:00 PM tonyorlnd35: [:yeah]
07:15:02 PM WalkerBOOMz: matt...above her head....says private message....profile....tip
07:15:04 PM WalkerBOOMz: click tip
07:15:06 PM Kchrpm: can I get pictures too? just for being sexy?
07:15:07 PM WalkerBOOMz: durr
07:15:32 PM kenj220: i has pictures as my tv screen save
07:15:36 PM kenj220: saver
07:15:40 PM Kchrpm: I dont think i ever bought a picture set, I only bought spaces on the amber thing
07:15:43 PM Mirra: This song is...
07:15:45 PM Mirra: Odd
07:15:46 PM baaacon: is this a new song?
07:15:46 PM WalkerBOOMz: wow
07:15:51 PM redwud2589: my ears are saying do not want
07:15:53 PM WalkerBOOMz: boobly boobs
07:15:54 PM redwud2589: btw
07:15:55 PM democriticus: please no ..more.. gummy bears....
07:15:58 PM kenj220: i wake up and bam amber
07:16:01 PM johnbegood77: hey, why are my pants getting smaller?
07:16:03 PM redwud2589: and i usually like funny dance music
07:16:04 PM mattcurious: seriously abover her head it says homepage asian homepage profiles contact us and purchase tokens
07:16:04 PM Kchrpm: I was the first person to buy spaces I think?
07:16:07 PM redwud2589: ie, crazy frog
07:16:08 PM mattcurious: nothing about tip
07:16:08 PM AckAck: does this song ever end?
07:16:09 PM WalkerBOOMz: a button...is not as cute as u
07:16:09 PM kenj220: all 65 inches
07:16:11 PM Mirra: It could be worse... at least it's not a flying cat with rainbow farts...
07:16:20 PM Kchrpm: she's good
07:16:30 PM bawksy: put tits away plz
07:16:38 PM Mirra: lol [:bawksy]
07:16:39 PM Kchrpm: im sure she misses you though
07:16:42 PM bawksy: tyvm
07:16:45 PM baaacon: away?
07:16:51 PM SteveO2054: away?
07:16:53 PM baaacon: why?
07:16:53 PM johnbegood77: away?!?!
07:16:56 PM WalkerBOOMz: she sad
07:16:56 PM RiketyCriket: smile plz
07:16:57 PM SteveO2054: what the fuck
07:16:58 PM bawksy: [:trolol]
07:16:59 PM hotbike0077:
07:17:01 PM Nerdy_Boy: why not haha
07:17:02 PM WalkerBOOMz: stop the sad
07:17:08 PM bawksy: haha look at all the newfag blues [:wreck]
07:17:11 PM redwud2589: haha, the makers of the fleshlight sent a box of fleshlights to seal team 6
07:17:11 PM hotbike0077: WTF!!!
07:17:12 PM WalkerBOOMz: YES
07:17:18 PM WalkerBOOMz: morefunner ur my hero
07:17:19 PM mattcurious: seriously still cannot find it
07:17:22 PM SteveO2054: that dudes gay im pretty sure
07:17:27 PM WalkerBOOMz: stopped the sad like a champ
07:17:29 PM mattcurious: []
07:17:31 PM kenj220: matt u must be stupid
07:17:31 PM Kchrpm: all the righty fan club members are showing up []
07:17:38 PM bawksy: I'm pretty gay, yeah
07:17:42 PM bawksy:
07:17:42 PM democriticus: buh bye ! Matt
07:17:45 PM kenj220: asian homepage
07:17:50 PM kenj220: 200 token
07:17:51 PM AckAck: bye matt!!
07:17:56 PM WalkerBOOMz: i love amber singin....serenadin the shit outta me
07:17:57 PM bawksy: [:nal]
07:17:57 PM Mirra: lol
07:18:02 PM johnbegood77: he's talking about the menubar

 

[tightlockup]

mattcurious has the potential to be a future Darwin award candidate and/or winner.

 

[AmberCutie]

Ooh and I forgot the guy who compelled me to sing "Cryin like a BITCH" to him at the end of the night. This is when I was riding my high of having a fabulous night and nothin' could stop me.

10:26:52 PM evilasnangel: REAL IS BETTER THEN FACK LOL
10:26:56 PM SquirrelChow: I need to leave, or else I could fall in love with a woman in my neighborhood that is unavailable ~Wat? Maybe my neighbor? lulz.
10:27:02 PM bigtipp:
10:27:10 PM baaacon: platypusAmberMay
10:27:23 PM baaacon: oh, anyway
10:27:25 PM bigtipp:
10:27:35 PM SparkySparkx: ur welcome
10:27:37 PM baaacon: platypusAmberMeg
10:27:39 PM Mikeythegeek: Becoming a VIP will help greatly there viewtopic.php?p=49670#p49670
10:27:40 PM elliasxxx: so sexy hun
10:27:40 PM silentbob82: falling in love with a woman that is unavailable sucks balls
10:27:41 PM tebbles: Amber's everything is zen right now.
10:27:51 PM Mikeythegeek: 999 tokens gets you access to some really hot stuff
10:27:58 PM SparkySparkx: mikey i bookedmarked it
10:28:04 PM Tracer0351: try falling for a lessy bob....
10:28:12 PM elliasxxx: hay mikey good to see u
10:28:14 PM SparkySparkx: yes i did ol
10:28:16 PM bigtipp:
10:28:22 PM SparkySparkx: after this week i can join
10:28:28 PM Mikeythegeek: I spam it every once in a while to help Amber out, sparky
10:28:36 PM SparkySparkx: its cool
10:28:47 PM SparkySparkx: why dont u put it on ur screen
10:28:58 PM Mikeythegeek: well, you are one (j/k)
10:29:10 PM evilasnangel: SHACK WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU
10:29:10 PM SparkySparkx: no on ur screen.... using manycam or something of that sort
10:29:20 PM tebbles: Amber you are a classy broad.
10:29:23 PM baaacon: so, if we tip you 424 tokens, you're going to leave?
10:29:24 PM tebbles: Pardon my french.
10:29:24 PM SparkySparkx: shake i think he means
10:29:32 PM SparkySparkx: ok
10:29:47 PM SparkySparkx: so amber what would it take to see ur booty lol
10:29:51 PM KeiiSweet: Hey Amber my internet crapped out. Im connecint through my phone but wanted to say Goodinght
10:29:52 PM Tracer0351: you can do it!
10:29:59 PM elliasxxx: hell it will be 2 here
10:30:08 PM Mikeythegeek: later Keii
10:30:14 PM KeiiSweet: Night mIkey
10:30:21 PM baaacon: I figured I'd get in early on that one
10:30:59 PM Tracer0351: done
10:31:01 PM BZH77: [:amberkiss]
10:31:05 PM Mikeythegeek: Buying Amber's pic sets will help a lot too. http://www.ambercutie.com/pics/private for info and previews
10:31:28 PM evilasnangel: 600 FOR PUSSY SHOW
10:31:29 PM Mikeythegeek: no I haven't
10:31:37 PM silentbob82: lesbian?
10:31:42 PM Mikeythegeek: I've thought about getting them
10:31:57 PM Tracer0351: I am
10:32:01 PM evilasnangel: NO NOT ME LOL U
10:32:03 PM silentbob82: no tracer said lessy?
Sparky tips again, I mention he must really want to see my booty. This is an example of a member "doin' it right". Nice job Spark.
10:32:10 PM SparkySparkx: i do i do lmao
10:32:17 PM Tracer0351: yes, about falling for one
10:32:21 PM Mikeythegeek: tip
10:32:31 PM SparkySparkx: i figured ill keep tipping until i see it lol
10:32:32 PM baaacon: you're just a les who likes cock?
10:32:52 PM elliasxxx: i like u after a fue drinks hun u r funny
10:33:04 PM wannadewit: How much to fuk thosse beautiful tits for real????
10:33:08 PM ozo989: HI Amber!! You are beautiful!
10:33:19 PM SparkySparkx: omg
10:33:20 PM Mikeythegeek: I'm guessing someone went above and beyond?
10:33:20 PM Tracer0351: someone nija tipped again?
10:33:22 PM baaacon: secret tip?
10:33:24 PM evilasnangel: WOW LOL U GET HAPPY FROM A LITTLE TIP LOL
It was a 421 invisible tip, not only did he have no clue how big it was, it wasn't a "little tip." Fucker.
10:33:25 PM SparkySparkx: im in love lol
10:33:30 PM evilasnangel: NICE
10:33:42 PM Mikeythegeek:
10:33:53 PM amoghap: wowwwwwww
10:33:54 PM silentbob82: awesome ass
10:33:55 PM Tracer0351: like we enjoy every half hour with you?
10:33:58 PM tampabaybuck: =)
10:34:01 PM baaacon: you maintain an awsome room, btw amber
10:34:11 PM tampabaybuck: chillin
10:34:23 PM manandhislady: oh so sexy
10:34:24 PM SparkySparkx: ur welcome
10:34:32 PM elliasxxx: i love ur ass huny
10:34:39 PM manandhislady: can u turn around
10:34:45 PM wannadewit: I want to tak a trip around thee orld with you!!!
10:34:46 PM SparkySparkx: nooooo
10:34:55 PM mockabelly: perfection
10:34:56 PM silentbob82: no. i like this view
10:34:57 PM manandhislady: so sexy
10:35:00 PM manandhislady: ohhh man
10:35:00 PM manandhislady: lol
10:35:09 PM mockabelly: you are literally the perfect woman
10:35:11 PM mockabelly: mein gott
10:35:12 PM SparkySparkx: the things i would do tho this lady omg
10:35:18 PM fableboy: lol
10:35:19 PM manandhislady: i have not scen front
10:35:20 PM baaacon: get a lazy susan
10:35:33 PM manandhislady: i am satisfied
10:35:37 PM Firemann247: night Amber
10:35:41 PM t_bone666: good Morning from here Amber
10:35:55 PM Mikeythegeek: get a turntable and spin on it slowly... that will let everyone see all sides
10:36:07 PM tebbles: well whatever deity made you, they knocked it outta the park that day. @_@
10:36:11 PM SparkySparkx: i have turntables
10:36:23 PM Mats_: i'm don't both sides are amazing
10:36:24 PM silentbob82: im working on those too
10:36:26 PM Tracer0351: get a lazy susan and we can play spin the amber
10:36:27 PM t_bone666: you are awesomr
10:36:31 PM Mats_: don't care*
10:36:32 PM tebbles: for serious
10:36:33 PM t_bone666: awesome
10:36:35 PM t_bone666: #
10:36:43 PM silentbob82: i wake up every morning sore
10:37:01 PM SparkySparkx: i do p90x and insanity
10:37:02 PM silentbob82: yeah
10:37:03 PM elliasxxx: can i take u home for ever huny
10:37:08 PM james1170: damn it you are so hot. be my wife please
10:37:11 PM t_bone666:
10:37:12 PM SparkySparkx: yea i have
10:37:16 PM elliasxxx: u r so sexy and funny
10:37:16 PM silentbob82: yoga sucks. its hard
10:37:17 PM wannadewit: U ever use nipple clamps on those grgeous tits???
10:37:18 PM Mikeythegeek: get in line for that, james
10:37:29 PM SparkySparkx: it is but its a lot of streching
10:37:36 PM SparkySparkx: it gets u loose
10:37:36 PM Tracer0351: line forms right behind me
10:37:42 PM SparkySparkx: i put on music
10:37:48 PM Mikeythegeek: no, right behind me tracer
10:37:52 PM tebbles: balls, i have work in 6 hours. Off to sleep! Night Amber Wine-Mistress
10:37:54 PM silentbob82: i didnt think yoga would have me sweating bullets
10:37:59 PM board_stiff: holy shit.....even sitting, you have a classic hour glass figure!!!!!!
10:38:26 PM Tracer0351: I can sign the papers, makes marrying me faster!
10:38:51 PM elliasxxx: i love ur boddy babe
10:38:51 PM Mikeythegeek: I see Nerdy online still
10:39:07 PM board_stiff: and hangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:39:16 PM Tracer0351: he probably did what i do most nights
10:39:46 PM Tracer0351: if you can't fall asleep WITH amber, fall asleep TO amber!
10:40:03 PM silentbob82: stay in ambers room while sleeping?
10:40:10 PM Mikeythegeek: I would do that but I can't sleep with the computer humming
10:40:13 PM Tracer0351: with head phones on
10:40:13 PM LIJAH: thats just heaven
10:40:17 PM elliasxxx: u make me so hard babey
10:40:29 PM Tracer0351: makes for some nice dreams i can tell you
10:40:40 PM wannadewit: I'd love to fuck you doggy and reach around you and massage those beautiful tits at the same time!!
10:41:10 PM elliasxxx: hell yea me first
10:41:12 PM evilasnangel: FINGER YOUR SELF
10:41:16 PM pentagon69: .... you ok ?
10:41:18 PM evilasnangel: LOL
10:41:24 PM pentagon69: ..... get some water ?
10:41:30 PM pentagon69: yep
10:41:31 PM silentbob82: are you tipsy?
10:41:37 PM pentagon69: milk ?
10:41:43 PM baaacon: you look sublime in the last several poses you've done Amber
10:41:48 PM Tracer0351: good music + sweet voice = very relaxing
10:41:59 PM spfanboy: so beautifiul
10:42:08 PM spfanboy:
10:42:12 PM evilasnangel: 250 TO FINGER LOL
10:42:14 PM Tracer0351: speaking of witch, i have to work in 5 hours
10:42:46 PM Nerdy_Boy:
10:42:51 PM Tracer0351: good night lovely lady
10:42:54 PM evilasnangel: OK 400 DAM LOL\
10:42:55 PM Mikeythegeek: evil, why don't you give her that if you want it so badly
10:43:06 PM Tracer0351: night fellow amber fans
I point out that many models require over 2k tokens for public show penetration, why would I accept his peasly amount...
10:43:14 PM evilasnangel: WELL THATS SOME
10:43:27 PM elliasxxx: to relaxing i have been up for 3 nights strate
10:43:31 PM Nerdy_Boy: I hope all the talk about me was good
10:43:41 PM preggoyum: where are you goin?
10:43:44 PM evilasnangel: AND SOME WELL FOR 100
10:43:47 PM evilasnangel: LOL
10:43:52 PM Mikeythegeek: nah, we totally talked shit about you, Nerdy
10:44:10 PM Mikeythegeek: I was kidding, geez
10:44:21 PM Nerdy_Boy: plus I got knocked off mfc..that woke me up
10:44:22 PM SONNY_BLACK_36: crest white baby
10:44:23 PM elliasxxx: do u give good head huny
10:44:31 PM SONNY_BLACK_36: after the wine
10:45:13 PM t_bone666: Nerdy
10:45:19 PM preggoyum: a good last show?
10:45:25 PM Mikeythegeek: Have more VIPs! viewtopic.php?p=49670#p49670
10:45:36 PM preggoyum: dang meetings anyways
10:45:44 PM DanFuckPussy: you can squirt here for me?
10:45:53 PM baaacon: have a platypus costume?
10:45:53 PM pentagon69: lay back and raise leg ? ... you like ?
10:46:05 PM wannadewit: U like having your nipples pinched and pulled???
10:46:07 PM DanFuckPussy: hi
10:46:09 PM DanFuckPussy: you can squirt here for me?
10:46:30 PM SONNY_BLACK_36: perfect body
10:46:36 PM evilasnangel: 613 LIKE YOU SAID LOL YOUR WRIGHT FOR NO I CAN BUY MORE WY NOT 10:46:51 PM Nerdy_Boy: I want pussy haha
10:46:55 PM preggoyum: Lol!
10:46:56 PM tampabaybuck: i love it when she drinks
lol yes I get more ballsy with my troll-backs with a few drinks.
10:47:00 PM SONNY_BLACK_36: oh ohhh ,,,u guys pisst her off
10:47:04 PM t_bone666: sweet
10:47:04 PM Nerdy_Boy: plz bb
10:47:04 PM pentagon69: mmmmm
10:47:09 PM elliasxxx: no
10:47:10 PM pentagon69: Yes Ma'am
10:47:11 PM tampabaybuck: its amazing
10:47:16 PM pentagon69: good
10:47:18 PM pentagon69: me too
10:47:22 PM pentagon69: lol
10:47:39 PM Nerdy_Boy:
10:47:45 PM SONNY_BLACK_36: sweet candy ass
10:48:00 PM sillyman22: Looking as lovely as always, Amber
10:48:04 PM preggoyum: Sorry i missed out ill have to catch up next time
10:48:13 PM sillyman22: Been good thanks
10:48:13 PM preggoyum:
10:48:14 PM wakeram1: hypnotizing room
10:48:33 PM sillyman22: you're looking mighty fine tonight
10:48:35 PM cirvu: Hi
10:49:11 PM t_bone666: hey I didn't say shit on here
10:49:15 PM silentbob82: [erfect11]
10:49:23 PM t_bone666: ok thanks
10:49:31 PM wannadewit: want to lick your asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:49:33 PM Mikeythegeek: [:datass]
After multiple comments about "read my profile I don't do that crap" he still doesn't get it. Dense fuck.
10:49:33 PM evilasnangel: SO YOU DONT WANT 600 TO FINGER OK THEN
10:49:39 PM bigballer0303: damn
10:49:41 PM maxmax8484: what common decency? That is ridiculous
10:49:52 PM jcrosb94: woed
10:49:58 PM jcrosb94: word*
10:49:58 PM maxmax8484: hello
10:50:05 PM Mikeythegeek: evil, you want her to finger? give her 600 yourself then
10:50:12 PM maxmax8484: how are you this evening?
10:50:13 PM Mikeythegeek: and watch her decline
10:50:17 PM tampabaybuck: nice pose
10:50:20 PM Mikeythegeek: to finger herself
10:50:33 PM maxmax8484: looking great as always
10:50:36 PM skiniblack: please see y mfc mail love
10:50:37 PM Mikeythegeek: and also
10:50:52 PM jcrosb94: oh yup
10:50:58 PM Mikeythegeek: [:facepalm]
10:50:59 PM pentagon69: np
10:51:01 PM Late1nit: alchohol abuse
10:51:04 PM pentagon69: ..... bye bb
10:51:06 PM pentagon69: kisssssss
10:51:08 PM pentagon69: huggggggggg
10:51:13 PM sillyman22: yeah, if you're going to spill it, at least spill it someplace it can be licked up hehe
10:51:18 PM SONNY_BLACK_36: "spill the wine,dig that girl"
10:51:25 PM calldirt: bigger glass
10:51:40 PM evilasnangel: OK FAT ASS MIKEYTHEGEEK 400 POUND SLOBE
10:51:47 PM baaacon: platypus, what is your fancy floor, it doesn't look like carpet
10:51:49 PM pentagon69: .... spill it on your sweet body, I will lick it off !
10:51:57 PM evilasnangel: IM NOT
10:52:01 PM Mikeythegeek: it was so blatently obvious
10:52:05 PM calldirt: sweet merlot
10:52:15 PM megolodon: [:jigsaw2]
10:52:22 PM Late1nit: lol
10:52:24 PM bigballer0303: o snap
10:52:24 PM Late1nit: wow
10:52:26 PM t_bone666: are awesome Amber
10:52:27 PM Mikeythegeek: well, I am a fat ass, but i'm not a slob or 400 lbs
10:52:28 PM bigballer0303: haha
10:52:30 PM calldirt: kick
10:52:31 PM bigballer0303: she told you
10:52:33 PM tampabaybuck: dude that's not cool. homeboy has been around for a while
10:52:44 PM Late1nit: nice!
10:52:46 PM Mikeythegeek: evil
10:52:50 PM belair57man: hello amber how r u
10:52:52 PM maxmax8484: haha
10:52:52 PM pentagon69: .. yeah ... treat her NICE !
10:52:58 PM Nerdy_Boy: fuck that asshat
10:53:04 PM Mikeythegeek: I love it
10:53:09 PM t_bone666: crying like bitch
10:53:10 PM maxmax8484: i love that you just bitch slapped him verbally
10:53:12 PM tampabaybuck: who gives a shit if he's fat. his dick is probably bigger. hence why ambre likes him
10:53:16 PM evilasnangel: OK SLUT I WONT U WILL BE A HOE WHAT YOU ARE
10:53:19 PM pentagon69: .. get some rest ... Miss Amber.
Godsmack "Cryin like a bitch" is on, I begin serenading him, since the song is so appropriate.
10:53:25 PM baaacon: haha
10:53:26 PM Nerdy_Boy: lol
10:53:34 PM Nerdy_Boy:
10:53:37 PM Mikeythegeek: evil must know gold
10:53:45 PM evilasnangel: I DONT CRY GO HEAD
10:53:47 PM Mikeythegeek: LOL
10:53:49 PM baaacon: pre-dick-table
10:53:56 PM tampabaybuck: why so angry?
10:53:58 PM KingaYap: as i enter the room
10:54:00 PM Late1nit: lol
10:54:01 PM evilasnangel: OK
10:54:02 PM TongueYouHot: love the all caps dude
10:54:03 PM Mikeythegeek:
10:54:06 PM evilasnangel: NO
10:54:07 PM elliasxxx: evil is a fucking bitch
10:54:08 PM louie777: looool
10:54:09 PM Mikeythegeek: that's evil
10:54:11 PM louie777: nice
10:54:12 PM evilasnangel: LOL
10:54:18 PM skiniblack: did u see my mfc mail love
10:54:19 PM Tracer0351: oh my god, i had to get back out of bed for that!
10:54:19 PM maxmax8484: his use of the English language is impeccable
10:54:23 PM Mikeythegeek: evil
10:54:24 PM DirtyHippie_: hello
10:54:24 PM SONNY_BLACK_36: sounds like a trailor trash red neck to me
10:54:24 PM maxmax8484: sp?
10:54:26 PM skiniblack: ok sorry
10:54:37 PM calldirt: i know
10:54:37 PM tampabaybuck: keep talking dude
10:54:43 PM louie777: lol
10:54:49 PM evilasnangel: I SEE HOW DUM PEOPLE ARE
10:54:52 PM tampabaybuck: even the irregulars like me defend the room and amber
10:55:06 PM maxmax8484: spell dumb right and then we'll talk
10:55:11 PM baaacon: Amber, what's your fancy floor made out of?
10:55:12 PM DirtyHippie_: heyyyyyoooooo
10:55:13 PM Mikeythegeek: [:amberhammer] in use
10:55:15 PM pentagon69: ..... so true
10:55:16 PM DirtyHippie_: lol
10:55:20 PM pentagon69: bye bb
10:55:22 PM Mikeythegeek: I loved it
10:55:23 PM sillyman22: its easy when ya got a crush on the gal, hehe
10:55:24 PM maxmax8484: some peoples kids
10:55:30 PM calldirt: dancer
10:55:32 PM silentbob82: did you just ban him
10:55:34 PM pentagon69: ..... what time you gotta get up ?
10:55:48 PM tampabaybuck: 80's chick
10:55:51 PM pentagon69: i see
10:55:55 PM calldirt:
10:55:56 PM t_bone666: take care Amber
10:55:56 PM pentagon69: good for you

 

[Mikeythegeek]

Watching you give it back to that Grade A douchetard was just plain awesome.

 

[SatanJonez]

Woah, after reading that I'm increasingly glad my room is not that busy lately. And basically troll free.

 

[DariaPurrPurr]

Once i got a premium using mostly random consonants started talking with me, his nickname was something like ssssddggts too...
then started asking me both in PM and in the room to view his cam, usually i would have probably ignore him but i was somewhat curious so i clicked and saw an asian 40 something guy and a near clearly visible rope across the room with colourful thongs hanging to dry.
I asked if those were his panties, but got incomprehensible answers again...

 

[Jupiter551]

What the hell is it with guests and this emote, they use it ALL the time:

 

[Sia Green]

0:54:49 PM evilasnangel: I SEE HOW DUM PEOPLE ARE

Gawd Amber you're so DUM! Show pussy finger show for 600 tokens!!! :lol: I need to stay up later so I can perv you more. Freaking hilarious.

 

[Heidi]

rx8_jacko: wow r u like a rock chick??? x x

hans1grh- how manny fingers can u have?

YourKing2011: WHOEVER HURTS YOU SHALL SUFFER ETERNAL PAIN AND SUFFERING
lol white knight much?

Evilted147: baby if i was to fuck your face in a rampant fashion thou i fear my pubes will get caught in you nose ring

 

[AbbyBratty]

Evilted147: baby if i was to fuck your face in a rampant fashion thou i fear my pubes will get caught in you nose ring

I swear, these guys sound like they've never seen someone with facial piercings in their life sometimes! At least I get plenty of laughs out of their stupid questions about my lip piercings re: oral sex :mrgreen:

 

[Jupiter551]

Lol keep in mind half the guys on the site are 50+ and I suspect have never had sex with someone with facial piercings and have all sorts of weird fears about it :lol:

 

[Kchrpm]

I feel e-famous thanks to Mr Matt up there!

No flash photography, please!