Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[JickyJuly]

Jake: I woke up and my daughter wa sin bed with me...shes only 14 but has huge tits already...shes laying with them on me and she keeps rubbing against me

Thanks for mentioning both age nonsense and incest in my room douche. In the few seconds it took me to block him, my room entirely cleared out. Reported him for killing my room. Ass.

 

[Fay_Galore]

I've been getting the anonymous fart ninja too!! But with added animals, like the owl farts, the cow farts. :dance:
Almost hás to be someone from ACF.

 

[RebeccaT]

"You look like my mum. I so need to fuck my mum right now"

This was followed by a wall of "WTF?" from everyone else

 

[Nordling]

Uh, ok sparky.

 

[ComicOzzie]

dylan seems nice...

08:17:51 AM dylanmenti68: hey slut
08:18:01 AM dylanmenti68: let me lick your farter
08:18:30 AM dylanmenti68: i like the sluts gorgeouisa
08:19:13 AM dylanmenti68: you fithly smelly boxed unloved anal bead
08:19:43 AM dylanmenti68: fuck off cunt pussy cunt bitch

 

[ComicOzzie]

the use of all-caps makes this even more WTF...

thedon000005: LETS FLY HIGH HIGH
thedon000005: LITTLE OF THIS THAT AND BETWEEN THE SHEETS
thedon000005: ALL NITE LONG
thedon000005: CAN U HANG
thedon000005: TAG THAT ASS GOOD
thedon000005: U B LOVING ME
thedon000005: 104U
CaliGirlxx: wtf
thedon000005: INCHES
thedon000005: ALL GOOD PRIMO GIRL

Even the model thought so... :lol:

 

[JubalCobb]

xSnowFlakesx: cute girl
xSnowFlakesx: with I had a penis to masturbate
xSnowFlakesx: but I lost it in the last war
xSnowFlakesx: *wish

 

[Charrman]

NightXSORROW: just got attacked by my brother and used a tryrap and tied my arm to my chair
NightXSORROW: T.T
NightXSORROW: brb need to get a knife
NightXSORROW: ughso hard to walk around with a chair on your hand
NightXSORROW: do i cut my hand of
NightXSORROW: oke
exabiii: whats wrong with ur current one
NightXSORROW: fuck this hurts wont go through the bone
NightXSORROW: what do i do now

My main priority in such a situation is also to convey the story to random people on mfc.

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

On Twitter: @sexyvanessa4u Hy baby you looks nice I want trin your body

 

[Leon_Omega]

NightXSORROW: just got attacked by my brother and used a tryrap and tied my arm to my chair
NightXSORROW: T.T
NightXSORROW: brb need to get a knife
NightXSORROW: ughso hard to walk around with a chair on your hand
NightXSORROW: do i cut my hand of
NightXSORROW: oke
exabiii: whats wrong with ur current one
NightXSORROW: fuck this hurts wont go through the bone
NightXSORROW: what do i do now

My main priority in such a situation is also to convey the story to random people on mfc.

Impressive one-handed typing though

 

[ComicOzzie]

NightXSORROW: just got attacked by my brother and used a tryrap and tied my arm to my chair
NightXSORROW: T.T
NightXSORROW: brb need to get a knife
NightXSORROW: ughso hard to walk around with a chair on your hand
NightXSORROW: do i cut my hand of
NightXSORROW: oke
exabiii: whats wrong with ur current one
NightXSORROW: fuck this hurts wont go through the bone
NightXSORROW: what do i do now

My main priority in such a situation is also to convey the story to random people on mfc.

Impressive one-handed typing though

Most MFC pervs have lots of practice with one-handed typing.

 

[bakersman]

xSnowFlakesx: cute girl
xSnowFlakesx: with I had a penis to masturbate
xSnowFlakesx: but I lost it in the last war
xSnowFlakesx: *wish

OHHHHHH,

"but I lost it in the last *wish" --

you know, he had a wish from a genie and he wished for his penis to "reach the floor" and the genie cut it off and dropped it. Sadly, the Roomba swept it up and it was never seen again.

 

[Shaun__]

New topic is a funny name, but I do not think that pick up line is going to give him much luck.

 

[Nordling]

Yes, every cam model just dreams of getting eviscerated.

 

[Eldgrim]

monspubis: Just a....
monspubis: wee wee little
monspubis: I'm paralized from the neck down; I cant tip but a little peek will give me a sense of whole again
monspubis: You can bring hppiness to a poor boy
monspubis: I thougth all good girls from Narnia show themselves unselfishly

 

[JerryBoBerry]

monspubis: Just a....
monspubis: wee wee little
monspubis: I'm paralized from the neck down; I cant tip but a little peek will give me a sense of whole again
monspubis: You can bring hppiness to a poor boy
monspubis: I thougth all good girls from Narnia show themselves unselfishly

His Head Stick typing is quite good really. Too bad it doesn't appear to work on the 10-key pad to enter in his credit card number. :crybaby:

 

[Eldgrim]

No, it's just that he can't reach his wallet !

 

[JickyJuly]

I have been asked no less than 5 times this hour if I am pregnant. I actually went to look and see if Streamate had put me back in the pregnant category. I gave birth 2 months ago and took myself out of the pregnant category. PSA to all humans: If you want to know if someone is pregnant, look for some clues. If you can't determine it yourself, the answer is no. Do NOT ask. For the record, here is a picture of my guts without photoshop. Not the best, but for someone who has given birth twice in less than two years pretty fucking decent.

 

[PunkInDrublic]

Pretty fucking decent even if you weren't pregnant twice recently. Can't see anything in the pic that would make me think pregnant or recently pregnant. Granted I know nothing about pregnancies and I'm pretty high but I'm not seeing why they would think you were pregnant.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Tonight's highlights:

u close to maine

Depends on your definition of "close".

wish i doggystyle u pull ur hair

Complete, coherent sentences are your friend.

I can work with that there is a possison I can work with if you would allow it

Um, it's "position".

I so wanted to tare that thing up
I'm sorry I'm just a limitless cheesed

Same dude as the previous one. Apparently spelling and coherent sentences are nobody's strong suit tonight.

5108609737

Uh.... k..... *report for exchanging contact info while smiling and pleasantly explaining how that's against the rules*

 

[Shaun__]

I have been asked no less than 5 times this hour if I am pregnant. I actually went to look and see if Streamate had put me back in the pregnant category. I gave birth 2 months ago and took myself out of the pregnant category. PSA to all humans: If you want to know if someone is pregnant, look for some clues. If you can't determine it yourself, the answer is no. Do NOT ask. For the record, here is a picture of my guts without photoshop. Not the best, but for someone who has given birth twice in less than two years pretty fucking decent.

I think they are just trolling, they probably ask every model that same question.

 

[LilyMarie]

This was after this guy had tweeted at me 4 times (stuff like 'how are you', 'hi sweety'.)
I looked at his profile and saw that he actually doesn't even like porn people. :crybaby: :icon-cry: Oddly enough, he wastes a good amount of time tweeting them though...

oh... oh, so you're saying that having sex is better than watching porn? Please tell me more about that, I had no idea, you're changing my whole view of the world right now...


Later:

Guys, I'm being hacked... :crybaby:
The emoji at the end is the icing on the cake. If I didn't take him seriously before, I definitely do now. brb changing my Twitter password cause this guy seems legit. I sure hope he doesn't hack me! :help:

 

[ComicOzzie]

This dude went from hot to cold in an instant...

Ephrules: well you make me hard just looking at u
MissButterfly: do i also make you wanna tip Ephurles? [:g]
Ephrules: hey go fuck yourself

:lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Dressed up as Snow White for today's show.


No, we don't get it. Your double meaning was too cleverly hidden. :roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

A friendly warning to a model against playing rap music...

ScorpioKing_: This shit isn't music..by the way...
ScorpioKing_: You really don't want to do the Ghetto Gangster thing...
ScorpioKing_: Not very classy
ScorpioKing_: Know how long you'd last in an American Ghetto?
ScorpioKing_: 5 mins tops
ScorpioKing_: Think about it when you listen to that stuff

:?

 

[loganlee]

A friendly warning to a model against playing rap music...

ScorpioKing_: This shit isn't music..by the way...
ScorpioKing_: You really don't want to do the Ghetto Gangster thing...
ScorpioKing_: Not very classy
ScorpioKing_: Know how long you'd last in an American Ghetto?
ScorpioKing_: 5 mins tops
ScorpioKing_: Think about it when you listen to that stuff

:?

The last thing we'd be concern about is being "classy". :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Another gay man on MFC...

BigCockLover5: wow i'd love to share a big hard cock with you

 

[RebeccaT]

The comment itself now washes over me, I've seen it so many times, but the grammar makes me cringe!

"You should of died of cancer"

It's HAVE not OF...should HAVE

 

[Leon_Omega]

The comment itself now washes over me, I've seen it so many times, but the grammar makes me cringe!

"You should of died of cancer"

It's HAVE not OF...should HAVE

I cringe when I read this as well. English is my second language, I should not have a better grasp on it than a native speaker.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

The comment itself now washes over me, I've seen it so many times, but the grammar makes me cringe!

"You should of died of cancer"

It's HAVE not OF...should HAVE

I'm glad you're able to rise above it. It certainly does bother me. What sort of person would say that to another person? I can only hope they're too stupid to realize they're talking to a real person through the computer and aren't really that full of venom.

I cringe when I read this as well. English is my second language, I should not have a better grasp on it than a native speaker.

I've found that a lot of people (I would guess reasonably educated) who do not speak English as a first language really do have a much better grasp on English than a shocking number of native English-speakers. This seems especially true for speakers of certain non-romance languages such as German, Dutch, and the Scandinavian languages. It seems to be a more difficult transition for native romance language speakers.

Sometimes people get the idea that I'm talking "all fancy." I'm not saying anything strange; I just speak English. I don't know what they're speaking. Apparently our schools need to start kicking some asses.