Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

albatrosseag: i like all in yu all s pinck mmm
albatrosseag: is pinck olso your fantastic ass i supose?

albatrosseag: wuao is white et into mmmthe asshole is pinck ia supose?

albatrosseag: i love your pinck ass et pussy

albatrosseag: not see well bat is pinck i am sure
albatrosseag: i love you my beutiful pinck woman

 

[NoelleBright]

I want to ass fuck your tits

 

[LilyMarie]

https://twitter.com/LideOg/with_replies

 

[JimsX]

want to watch me stick the handle of a fork and spoon down my dick at the same time?

Part of me actually wants to see that. :?

 

[BarbieLuv]

want to watch me stick the handle of a fork and spoon down my dick at the same time?

Part of me actually wants to see that. :?

I saw a guy stick a screwdriver inside of his dick once (he didn't warn me beforehand...) Trust me, you DON'T want to see it. ukeright:

 

[JimsX]

https://twitter.com/LideOg/with_replies

He is 2 people in 1? Oguz and Ashten. I wonder if both love you equally. :lol:

 

[JimsX]

want to watch me stick the handle of a fork and spoon down my dick at the same time?

Part of me actually wants to see that. :?

I saw a guy stick a screwdriver inside of his dick once (he didn't warn me beforehand...) Trust me, you DON'T want to see it. ukeright:

Thanks for the warning. :lol: :lol:

 

[Johndoe91]

This one started as a wtf, but turned out not to be...

I was chatting with a model and all the sudden someone else said "hairs too long" no hello or anything, just that, and I thought well thats an odd thing to tell a person... Then I realized the model was using her hair to hide her nipples lol

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

This one started as a wtf, but turned out not to be...

I was chatting with a model and all the sudden someone else said "hairs too long" no hello or anything, just that, and I thought well thats an odd thing to tell a person... Then I realized the model was using her hair to hide her nipples lol

I like long hair on women so much that I'm willing to endure a little nipple-hiding now and then.

 

[SaffronBurke]

This one started as a wtf, but turned out not to be...

I was chatting with a model and all the sudden someone else said "hairs too long" no hello or anything, just that, and I thought well thats an odd thing to tell a person... Then I realized the model was using her hair to hide her nipples lol

I like long hair on women so much that I'm willing to endure a little nipple-hiding now and then.

And a "hair-bra" can be sexy as FUCK when done well.

 

[Shaun__]

This one started as a wtf, but turned out not to be...

I was chatting with a model and all the sudden someone else said "hairs too long" no hello or anything, just that, and I thought well thats an odd thing to tell a person... Then I realized the model was using her hair to hide her nipples lol

I like long hair on women so much that I'm willing to endure a little nipple-hiding now and then.

And a "hair-bra" can be sexy as FUCK when done well.

Hair-bras are evil.

 

[Teagan]

This one started as a wtf, but turned out not to be...

I was chatting with a model and all the sudden someone else said "hairs too long" no hello or anything, just that, and I thought well thats an odd thing to tell a person... Then I realized the model was using her hair to hide her nipples lol

I like long hair on women so much that I'm willing to endure a little nipple-hiding now and then.

And a "hair-bra" can be sexy as FUCK when done well.

Hair-bras are evil.

How about half hand bra half hair bra avatars? :dance:

 

[Johndoe91]

This was on chaturbate, topic was "password show for tippers at goal"

Then this tool chimes in..

 

[JimsX]

This was on chaturbate, topic was "password show for tippers at goal"

Then this tool chimes in..

I admire his courage :lol:

 

[Johndoe91]

Another one.
Countdown to topless going on, and we get joe dumbass not tipping with his repeated "tip mofos(his words) i wanna see em/ im so close to cumming/ we're so close"

Then, after we get there, model says thank all you guys, and he has the audacity to say you're welcome.

He may have gotten called out on it :naughty:

 

[Shaun__]

Hair-bras are evil.

How about half hand bra half hair bra avatars? :dance:

I did not pay you any tokies for topless, so I am not going to judge you for being half evil and extra touchy.

 

[LilyMarie]

https://twitter.com/Osman_Rg/with_replies

I'm scared.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Die in a grease fire, vaalerian. :angry4:

05:18:59 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:06 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:06 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:13 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:20 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:20 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:34 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:34 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:34 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:41 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:41 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:45 PM vaalerian: what can you do in private ? do you have a dildo ?
05:19:48 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:48 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:49 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:55 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:55 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:19:55 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:20:03 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:20:03 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:20:10 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:20:10 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:20:17 PM has tipped tokens: 'MarketMoves has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:20:17 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'
05:20:17 PM has tipped tokens: 'RUSTYLOVER has tipped FloraBella 10 tokens.'

 

[ComicOzzie]

To a model currently ranked #40...

alphatom: lol 250 for a flash?
alphatom: you must think your prettier than you are

 

[Country_Sass]

mmmmm, make that lovely 8th grader face.. oh, yes you look so young (the entire time tipping)... WTF!?

I love daddy talk, tell daddy to fuck you... :? ummmmmm

 

[Johndoe91]

Dunno if this guy is on any other sites too, but this guy has been making the rounds with this novel on cams .com for a while.

I don't know if the model replied at all, that site has a whisper function

 

[Kokoro]

Posted a tweet last night that said "the worst feeling is liquid latex and corn syrup in your hair"

Got this reply.

What about when you have to unleash a hellish load of diarrhea, but you must first travel up a flight of stairs with your ass loafs clenched together like a bear trap, and when you go to take that initial step the inertia that separates said ass loafs causes you to unleash chili sauce all over the place!?

This is one of the few times where I can't even.

 

[Nordling]

Dunno if this guy is on any other sites too, but this guy has been making the rounds with this novel on cams .com for a while.

I don't know if the model replied at all, that site has a whisper function

:lol: "the orient."

Makes you wonder if this semi-illiterate poster is like 90 years old.

 

[Nordling]

Oh, right. Same guy who goes into art museums and covers "beautiful things" with various disgusting fluids.

 

[Kokoro]

Needless to say I blocked his ass. This is the same dude from earlier.

 

[JickyJuly]

Some dude asked if I was pregnant again.
No, fucker. I had 2 kids in 19 months 1 of which is just 2 months old.
Don't ask a girl that you know has just given birth if she's pregnant. FFS. I'm only like 5 pounds heavier than I was before the whole baby making thing.

 

[LilyMarie]

Needless to say I blocked his ass. This is the same dude from earlier.

People like that are the reason I don't have my real country on my profile.

 

[ComicOzzie]

This model managed to attract the best of the blue noobs...

9inchJ: my 9 inch cock misses it too
9inchJ: you should see how hard it is
9inchJ: ooooh yeahhh
I_KILLED_JFK: so sexy
I_KILLED_JFK: mmm
I_KILLED_JFK: i wanan fuck those tits
smartie123: MY GOD
smartie123: ridee
9inchJ: I was going to hop in the shower...
smartie123: are they reaL??>
smartie123: show us
9inchJ: mmm...rock hard, drooling, what are you doing to me?
smartie123: how u ride a cock baby
I_KILLED_JFK: mm
I_KILLED_JFK: sit on my face
I_KILLED_JFK: lets 69
smartie123: show us
smartie123: how u ride a cock

 

[Nordling]

What survey is he referring to?

 

[Jessi]

Fart_Man4U: Hello
Fart_Man4U: You know why I am here and what I want
Fart_Man4U: I am a man with great means
Fart_Man4U: my search continues
Fart_Man4U: farewell
Fart_Man4U: try me
Fart_Man4U: give me a reasonable figure
Fart_Man4U: Do u promise to?
Fart_Man4U: I dont joke....but I certainly don't want to be played
Fart_Man4U: when did u get your braces?
Fart_Man4U: May I ask a few personal qustions?
Fart_Man4U: I take u have a bf.....but your bf has rules. Which he is a total hypocrite.....so hopefully u wake up to it...good day

Basically all I said to him was that it would take a a million tokens to be worth being known as the girl who did fart fetish on cam. And that I thought he was joking etc.
Then when he asked if he could ask me a personal question I said "shoot, If I dont like the question I just wont answer"
:?