Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Rose]

Had to save this gem from tonight, makes no sense whatsoever, lol......

driller: how much did it hurt
driller: you know the truth hurts
BlackxxxRose: ?
driller: i name my cock the truth
do you think you can handle the truth
oh
oh my
you don't want a cock in u

 

[JordanBlack]

Some guy wanted to probe my spleen today...

You are a sexy white woman. Do you like black men? I from west afrika. I have long hair, dark skin and 35 cms when excite. Maybe we do c2c? My skype id is "redacted". Add me on skype or as friend here and we can c2c. Dionne

And...

hiddencheeky: Jordon fuck yes!
hiddencheeky: pm me for negotiations

I have no idea what he wanted to negotiate for, but I have my PMs closed and I don't do groups or privates. Maybe he was selling Skype shows and misunderstood how mfc works

 

[LilyEvans]

You are a sexy white woman. Do you like black men? I from west afrika. I have long hair, dark skin and 35 cms when excite. Maybe we do c2c? My skype id is "redacted". Add me on skype or as friend here and we can c2c. Dionne

For anyone else wondering...



:shock:

I never understand the dudes who are like "Hey baby I have a 13 inch cock!"

JESUS CHRIST KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! That's LITERALLY 20-25% of my total height! If you're going to lie about your cock size at least try not to make it completely revolting to me.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

You are a sexy white woman. Do you like black men? I from west afrika. I have long hair, dark skin and 35 cms when excite. Maybe we do c2c? My skype id is "redacted". Add me on skype or as friend here and we can c2c. Dionne

For anyone else wondering...



:shock:

I never understand the dudes who are like "Hey baby I have a 13 inch cock!"

JESUS CHRIST KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! That's LITERALLY 20-25% of my total height! If you're going to lie about your cock size at least try not to make it completely revolting to me.

Hey BB, 7.62 cm here. Yeah. :-D

 

[BustyEllie]

This guy made me "WTF!?!!!???!?!" today on Streamate

Member: Hey, babe. Wanna watch Shrek 2 with me?
Me: hello I'd love to,what do you have on your mind?
Member: Do you squirt with your rectal equipment?
Me: no.. (trying to understand what he meant)
Member: Would you swallow a whole cucumber if I told you to in private?
Me: *facepalm* no! have a great day.
Member: I hope you recover from your sickness. God bless you.
Me: same to you
Member: Let's watch any show you like!
Me: Sure, come in exclusive and let's see Game of Thrones.
Memeber: Babe, it's not healthy, I won't have what to eat if I take you in private.
Me: Have a great day, bye.
Member: But babe, I LOVE you

I kicked him, and he didn't come back *Thanks God*
But I was really.. WHAT THE... crazy people!

 

[RoseCavilla]

I'm stupid for banning a non-tipping premium who wanted me to watch him pee on cam. :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

I'm stupid for banning a non-tipping premium who wanted me to watch him pee on cam. :lol:

Note to pee-fetish dude: If you are insulting people and calling them stupid, you might not want to spell "you are" as "u r". :handgestures-salute:

 

[ComicOzzie]

LickaPuss559: will u do a doggy style view?
LickaPuss559: will u do a doggy style view?
LickaPuss559: will u do a doggy style view?
LickaPuss559: will u do a doggy style view?
LickaPuss559: will u do a doggy style view?

Its like they are trying to get banned.

 

[yossarian]

I didn't get a screencap, but the other day I saw a guy tell a model she had "mice tits." Proofreading is your friend!

One of the other guys in the room asked if that meant she had six tiny breasts.

 

[JubalCobb]

asm1970: every vary give a tips and she does"nt show anythhing no pussy no asshole fuck i waste my time here!!and my money!!

this guy broke a yellow wall to post this.
We were all wondering how he wasted his money since he hadn't tipped yet.

He's so concerned about wasting his time rather than trying one of the thousand other models, he additionally posted two hateful comments on her profile.

 

[ComicOzzie]

asm1970: every vary give a tips and she does"nt show anythhing no pussy no asshole fuck i waste my time here!!and my money!!

this guy broke a yellow wall to post this.
We were all wondering how he wasted his money since he hadn't tipped yet.

He's so concerned about wasting his time rather than trying one of the thousand other models, he additionally posted two hateful comments on her profile.

I see this all the time. The members who tip the least complain the most. :angry4:

 

[ComicOzzie]

newfepride: now show me a pussy flash for 20

In the room of an 11,000 camscore model. She referred him to the last page. :lol:

 

[JessieWolfe]

This guy made me "WTF!?!!!???!?!" today on Streamate

Member: Hey, babe. Wanna watch Shrek 2 with me?
Me: hello I'd love to,what do you have on your mind?
Member: Do you squirt with your rectal equipment?
Me: no.. (trying to understand what he meant)
Member: Would you swallow a whole cucumber if I told you to in private?
Me: *facepalm* no! have a great day.
Member: I hope you recover from your sickness. God bless you.
Me: same to you
Member: Let's watch any show you like!
Me: Sure, come in exclusive and let's see Game of Thrones.
Memeber: Babe, it's not healthy, I won't have what to eat if I take you in private.
Me: Have a great day, bye.
Member: But babe, I LOVE you

I kicked him, and he didn't come back *Thanks God*
But I was really.. WHAT THE... crazy people!

OMG the same guy was in my room this weekend lol

 

[ComicOzzie]

LoveMFC_: the thing is i love you soooo mucchhh and i dont know how to show you my love to you yet

Yes, if only there was a way for members to show the models how much they love them... :roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

puchai22: Your breasts are too good.
puchai22: Rich countries should give money to poor countries....
puchai22: You should give some of your breasts to girls who don't have enough!

Another bloob making no effing sense.

 

[ComicOzzie]

trcdave: do you ever come to the states?

To a model from Hawaii... :lol:

 

[Norrin Yates]

I had a guy earlier today request that I pretend I was a soldier (to include pretending to be firing a rifle) and then he wanted me to act out getting shot and dying on the battlefield.


I respectfully declined.

 

[Diana Blake]

Tonight:

Member: What's the zombie porn?
Me: It's one of my new videos with Violet October where *takes on dramatic tone* I'm the evil queen that revives her dead lover with dark and desperate magicks so that they can be reunited and fuck like bunnies!
Member: Damn, I was hoping there'd be guts and stuff.
Me: We thought about it but it would have been really messy and it would have probably been more gross than sexy.
Member: You should have fucked yourself with her intestines.

:? Er....

 

[KayleePond]

I had a guy earlier today request that I pretend I was a soldier (to include pretending to be firing a rifle) and then he wanted me to act out getting shot and dying on the battlefield.


I respectfully declined.

OMG but an overly dramatic death scene would be so fun!!


And Diana your video sounds amaaaaazing!

 

[ComicOzzie]

IntothePain: fck me fast in pvt bb

Every model's dream request.

 

[LilyMarie]

Definitely not a member, but... this trainwreck right here. https://twitter.com/stevenlittlefi2


"@LilyMarieMFC hey cum whore how are ya??"

His Twitter bio says "just a married guy who loves to flirt and have some fun..sex chat..admire sexy ladies..if you need to get paid or are looking for money don't bother".

 

[Anonymous]

"just a married guy"
"who wants to fuck!!!!!!!!"

I feel bad for his wife :? :?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I had a guy earlier today request that I pretend I was a soldier (to include pretending to be firing a rifle) and then he wanted me to act out getting shot and dying on the battlefield.


I respectfully declined.

I had something similar once on Streamate, where the member had both a belly button fetish and was into knives, so he asked if I would combine to fetishes in a roleplay where I would pretend to stab myself with a knife right into my belly button...yeah, I wasn't into that idea either. Something about feeling like I'm auditioning for a snuff that just turns me off completely.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Topic: 1620 till pantys off// 222 Add Friend-PM// 250 flash boobs// 69 you like me// @Nicollehitman

Hottylooking: 1620 to get your panties off?

Was the topic that unclear?

 

[AnOkayGuy]

Topic: 1620 till pantys off// 222 Add Friend-PM// 250 flash boobs// 69 you like me// @Nicollehitman

Hottylooking: 1620 to get your panties off?

Was the topic that unclear?

Could have been a new member unfamiliar with the concept of countdowns. He might have thought that a single tip was required for panty removal, and was surprised that it cost so much.

Or, he might have just been trying to point out the misspelling.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Bigmeats: i can tell you have a pretty pussy from your smile

Umm, wat? :?

 

[bakersman]

Bigmeats: i can tell you have a pretty pussy from your smile

Umm, wat? :?

Hey, you've seen two lips, you've seen them all.

 

[CharlotteLace]

haha, this just happened in a Streamate model's room

Member: Do you have a really really really clitorus

To which the model replied, "yes, I DO have a really really really clitoris."

 

[ComicOzzie]

haha, this just happened in a Streamate model's room

Member: Do you have a really really really clitorus

To which the model replied, "yes, I DO have a really really really clitoris."

I hate fake clitori.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I think this guy...huh? I'm guessing he's saying he's gay, so hence no he doesn't want to sleep with me or of all these other girls. Seriously though why would someone make a twitter account for this?!