Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[rockin_rod]

Man was asked to pay the PM fee if he PMs; which is 27tks.
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....and the reason they're 'ultimate' is Entitlement 101.

 

[darcyduke]

USER: I'm a talker and not a tipper. Bye.

 

[Highlander884]

Being a mod the most annoying user is a guy who expects a free pm.
Don't know how u ladies don't lose your temper with them.

 

[NotYou]

11:38 PM
CitifiedMangrove
do you speak english? and if yes, will you give jerk off instruction?

11:39 PM
MODEL
i do yes

11:39 PM
CitifiedMangrove
can you show me your nipple, then i will decide?

 

[Meowverlord]

11:38 PM
CitifiedMangrove
do you speak english? and if yes, will you give jerk off instruction?

11:39 PM
MODEL
i do yes

11:39 PM
CitifiedMangrove
can you show me your nipple, then i will decide?

But does the nip speak English?

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[NotYou]

I think this gold user meant this as a compliment but to me, it comes across only as rude and insulting, what do all of you think?


6:33 PM
Vodkasss
Your asshole better looking than your face??

 

[Vixxen81]

I think this gold user meant this as a compliment but to me, it comes across only as rude and insulting, what do all of you think?


6:33 PM
Vodkasss
Your asshole better looking than your face??

Wow what a dick.

 

[NotYou]

This purple guy on SC keeps referring to the model's pussy/vagina as "IT" and to his own penis has "thingy".
He keeps asking "to show IT".

I am worried he is too young to be on this site...

10:22 PM
CraxyTo
Can IT take my Thingy

 

[bamdicted]

This purple guy on SC keeps referring to the model's pussy/vagina as "IT" and to his own penis has "thingy".
He keeps asking "to show IT".

I am worried he is too young to be on this site...

10:22 PM
CraxyTo
Can IT take my Thingy

Maybe you misinterpreted it and he was really referring to Pennywise or Information Technology,

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

First this user sends me pictures of himself and i was nice and complimented him. Then we had the following conversation:

User: Can we do Cam Session together?23x5 great in bed, muscular and i can fuck long, perfect lover
Me: I like your humbleness but that’s not allowed on here.
User: Why is it not allowed
Me: Because the rules clearly state that we’re not allowed to date users and I’m not interested in meeting guys from a camsite. I’m employed here and i play by the rules because i don’t want to get banned. Your account is at risk to if you ask models for dates. Camming sites are not escorting sites, we’re not supposed to meet anyone from the site its all online interaction. If you’re fine with that we can still have fun here.


User: I’m not a a User…


Me: Hmmmm…okay you’re a ghost then? Or what? Either way, take care i don’t think we’re looking for the same here and i don’t want us to waste our time any further


If you’re using a site to communicate with me, your a User of the Site. These guys sometimes


Some other guy told me i should wash my feet because i had some lint under them from my fuzzy blanket. Then some dude tipped me 500 tokens in PM because he loved my „dirty“ feeti liked that. Thanks again to the dude who pointed that out!

 

[NotYou]

This is not a grey guy, but also not tipping, but I am curious why guys like this think they can try to impress a model, it's kind of funny when I read them I must admit.


2:14 PM
cicos054
Hi, I'm Daniele, I'm 56 years old, I live in Sicily (Italy), I'm a divorced engineer... I live near the sea... I'd like to meet you and invite you to come to my place... let's get to know each other and if we like each other you'll come and live with me...

 

[RainForest]

First this user sends me pictures of himself and i was nice and complimented him. Then we had the following conversation:

User: Can we do Cam Session together?23x5 great in bed, muscular and i can fuck long, perfect lover
Me: I like your humbleness but that’s not allowed on here.
User: Why is it not allowed
Me: Because the rules clearly state that we’re not allowed to date users and I’m not interested in meeting guys from a camsite. I’m employed here and i play by the rules because i don’t want to get banned. Your account is at risk to if you ask models for dates. Camming sites are not escorting sites, we’re not supposed to meet anyone from the site its all online interaction. If you’re fine with that we can still have fun here.


User: I’m not a a User…


Me: Hmmmm…okay you’re a ghost then? Or what? Either way, take care i don’t think we’re looking for the same here and i don’t want us to waste our time any further


If you’re using a site to communicate with me, your a User of the Site. These guys sometimes


Some other guy told me i should wash my feet because i had some lint under them from my fuzzy blanket. Then some dude tipped me 500 tokens in PM because he loved my „dirty“ feeti liked that. Thanks again to the dude who pointed that out!

The guy who said your feet are dirty probably wanted a free "pussy flash". When you lifted your leg up to see your linty feet bingo lol.

 

[misterical]

Being a mod the most annoying user is a guy who expects a free pm.
Don't know how u ladies don't lose your temper with them.

As a mod, I've developed a sixth sense for these guys. Without being party to any of the conversation taking place in PM, I can tell from the first second which ones are going to end up sloping out of the room empty handed after their five minute PM charm offensive fails to net them anything for free. The PM walk of shame.

 

[misterical]

This is not something a member said, but rather something a model's partner did on a stream I watched last night. Her first day on camera.

In the background of the stream, a guy (clearly her partner) commando crawled across the floor in full view of the entire audience, and then peaked his head round a corner to watch her streaming. Full face, everything visible. I could almost count his beard hairs. She was very lucky to get away with that.

 

[MiaSarah]

Waiting for a regular to show up for a private this morning.

Damn girl! I be watching you for a long ass time! You either getting fat as fuck or you gottas to be knocked up! Unfollowed!



Person wasn't following me or did I have them marked as coming in before. LOL. But for the record, I have gained a whole 350 grams ( 0,77 pounds) since Thanksgiving. Those Christmas desserts aren't going to eat themselves (my husband is a huge holiday baker, it is a problem)!

 

[CallMeMaria]

this gem in my x inbox.

 

[Hiunds]

this gem in my x inbox.
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[NotYou]

this gem in my x inbox.
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I... I honestly don't even know what the hell to say to this.


I don't understand guys like this. Hopefully he is just higher than a kite.

Does he literally mean to cook his dick? or does "cook" mean something else I am not understanding?

 

[GoldenBanana]

 

[rockin_rod]

this gem in my x inbox.
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You always come up with the best responses!