This exchange between a purple user (used more than a 1000 tokens in last two weeks accross the site) user and I today leaves me shaking my head. He loiters in my room often, has tipped me grand total of 4 tokens in the last two weeks.
It starts with me eating a banana and him making a comment on whether I would like to "take a look at his banana"
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c4llmem4ri4
I would love to take a look.Tip 85 tokens and I will give you a detailed opinion on it too
user:
i'm confident i have a good dick, so your check up is a bit expensive ;-)
c4llmem4ri4
shame. You best go show your banana to someone who will look at it for less then
User:
mmm good answer. So i cannot attrack you to take a look?
c4llmem4ri4
oh darling, showing your cock to a cam model is a bit like showing your car to a mechanic. They mostly look at it thinking how much money they can make from it.
user
haha yes that is true, but a true mechanic with love for technic and cars will love exceptional versions
c4llmem4ri4
valid argument. But it takes something really, very unique to pique ones interest.
User:
yes that is true, but i assume you are an expert and always interested in unique objects
c4llmem4ri4
yes. Does it come apart in the middle? Can it sing? Does it have any qualities that would make it different to a normal, average human penis?
User
mmm no it doesn't, but i'm very proud of my 21cm friend and i like to show it
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How many different ways can you say "I am not interested in looking at your cock for free."