Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[bbbbadddd]

Had him in my chat today and he was actually quite lovely after that spiel

Funny that he showed up in your room too. Must be his standard line.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Funny that he showed up in your room too. Must be his standard line.

Gonna be a busy cave that one!

 

[Dannyhomebody]

Couple of gems from today:

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I only told this guy that I am not the right model for him, since he was looking for a sub and I am a domme only and then this....

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And then this lovely request, appropriate for a lady;

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Yep. SMH. Some people are into shit-related stuff. SMH again. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia

 

[GraysonDrake]

Breast/bra size is a thing in some genres of "big boob porn", so they probably have some kind of pressing need to maintain a mental list of boob size for every well endowed woman they've ever seen. idk
Just say you use bras in size 12R and let them figure it out lol

man I quit wearing bras in like 2016 so I have no fucking clue anymore lol I just say "medium"

Fucking why are my stats interesting I 'm not a baseball player

I did have a dude ask me what my glasses prescription was last week though. That was a new one.

 

[CheeseMoon]

Fucking why are my stats interesting I 'm not a baseball player

Probably the same guys who needs to advertise the length (and only the length!) of their dicks to the world Having to competitively rate and rank every fucking thing they come across is a guy thing, I think. Never made much sense to me, even if I have hair in all the right places.

But while we're on the subject; what is your batting average?

 

[GraysonDrake]

Probably the same guys who needs to advertise the length (and only the length!) of their dicks to the world Having to competitively rate and rank every fucking thing they come across is a guy thing, I think. Never made much sense to me, even if I have hair in all the right places.

But while we're on the subject; what is your batting average?

it's like -15

All I do is stay inside, play video games, and get naked on the internet for money.

Now I kinda want to see if I can play T-ball with my dildos though......

 

[CallMeMaria]

See you at the cave everyone!

 

[Dannyhomebody]

man I quit wearing bras in like 2016 so I have no fucking clue anymore lol I just say "medium"

Fucking why are my stats interesting I 'm not a baseball player

I did have a dude ask me what my glasses prescription was last week though. That was a new one.

Somebody asked me what my glasses prescription was last week. Last Thursday. You're not alone.

 

[bbbbadddd]

See you at the cave everyone!

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Guy gets around huh? ; )

Maybe he's like a guy who I worked with once. His approach was to hit on every woman he saw. I mean EVERY... girl at the lunch counter, female phone support reps, woman in a car next to you in traffic, boss' wife, anyone...

Just by the numbers eventually you will succeed.

And I have to admit that it kinda worked for him. lol

 

[yummybrownfox]

You had me at hello.
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Ugh.
"Bye, douche. This ain't the dollar store."

 

[bbbbadddd]

model: thanks for being part of this day guys! I love you very much, see you tomorrow at the same time as always! from 14pm to 21:00 pm
lovelydick15 Hi
lovelydick15 Want a dick pic to finish the day?

 

[NotYou]

Grey User:
Hey [ MODEL ] pm me

Grey User:
You know me

Grey User:
Ok bye i will never come back



Hahaha love these guys so much.

 

[CheeseMoon]

from 14pm to 21:00 pm

Those models and their 48 hour clocks.

 

[rockin_rod]

This guy did not tip the model a single token.
Kept on about how she needed to show him she was worth tipping.......
I left the username, probably explains the sense of entitlement


Different guy, wonder if he really was at work or just BS/fantasy

 

[rockin_rod]

Yesterday, I was wearing the Mod hat for about 7 hours.
There was this one viewer who was present for most of the show, and seemed to wait to tip until all the other tipping activity had ended, and the model had sat down again for a brief rest, drink or snack.
As soon as she did sit, he would tip for something that required her to get up again and be active, like dancing or twerking. And she had just been doing the exact same thing.

Totally get that work is work, and tokens are tokens and all tips are appreciated, but I was starting to think this was a deliberate attempt to annoy her, when the model sent me a pm asking the same thing.
Maybe the guy wanted to feel that any actions the model did were clearly down to his own tips and not joining in with anyone else's, IDK.

But right at the end of the show, after 7 hours of being online, just as the model said 'thank you, I'm leaving now' this guy blew up in the chat and wrote that he wanted a private show. And she had both said and written about 10 minutes previously that she would end the show at that time.

Maybe it was deliberate attempt to stir her up, maybe not. I Just wondered if the models sometimes feel that too, or if someone's tip timing is just off?

 

[tokensarentforkids]

probably just waiting for the model not to be busy...but from another perspective it looks like keeping her busy

 

[yummybrownfox]

There was this one viewer who was present for most of the show, and seemed to wait to tip until all the other tipping activity had ended, and the model had sat down again for a brief rest, drink or snack.
As soon as she did sit, he would tip for something that required her to get up again and be active, like dancing or twerking. And she had just been doing the exact same thing.

Totally get that work is work, and tokens are tokens and all tips are appreciated, but I was starting to think this was a deliberate attempt to annoy her, when the model sent me a pm asking the same thing.
Maybe the guy wanted to feel that any actions the model did were clearly down to his own tips and not joining in with anyone else's, IDK.

But right at the end of the show, after 7 hours of being online, just as the model said 'thank you, I'm leaving now' this guy blew up in the chat and wrote that he wanted a private show. And she had both said and written about 10 minutes previously that she would end the show at that time.

Maybe it was deliberate attempt to stir her up, maybe not. I Just wondered if the models sometimes feel that too, or if someone's tip timing is just off?

That's been done to me before...where I'd be tipped for an ass clap, and then when I was done and put my panties back on and sat down to relax, the guy tipped for it again. Did it...sat back down...repeat...repeat. I had wished he'd just keep tipping the additional 50 tokens while I'm already in the middle of doing it...that way I can just extended the ass clap, and not have to keep getting back up to do it again and again. The one time I had to tell someone he's gonna have to wait a second for me to catch my breath, because I was doing too much...and dude was really putting me to work. It's also very hot under this light.

And that guy (in your example) was in her room for damn near 7 hours, and waits 'til she's trying to log off to ask for a private show? If she accepted it, I bet she was thinking to herself "This motherfucker here....." Lol.

 

[CallMeMaria]

I mean - yes it adds up to the same amount since I charge for dick pics... but still this is a whole new way of bargaining.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Hmm I dunno... How fit is your father?

 

[Cassexy]

:lol:

Hahaha

 

[Dannyhomebody]

Hmm I dunno... How fit is your father?

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Just curious CallMeMaria, did you say that to this guy while chatting with him? If you did or didn't, that's okay. Just curious.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Just curious CallMeMaria, did you say that to this guy while chatting with him? If you did or didn't, that's okay. Just curious.

I did not. By the time I was back at the keyboard he was long gone.

 

[darcyduke]

USER
Mmm I bet
darcyduke
tip please xxx
USER
tipped 10 tokens -- How about those pretty feet too pls
USER
Xxx
darcyduke
not for 10 tokens babe. feet are 100
USER
I tipped you 20 in total but here you go
darcyduke
20 is still not enough for feet
USER
45 now xxx
darcyduke
you can count. congratulations

 

[darcyduke]

And another....



USER
You look lovely ,where are you from lovely
USER
I mean witch city xx
darcyduke
thank you
darcyduke
im from surrey, uk
darcyduke
what u into?
USER
Inviting you for a drink xx i am also model
USER
Are u single ?xx
USER
I love how you talk dirty xx,you do like that in bed with Bf?xx
darcyduke
tip and ill tell u x

USER
Check my profile you may also like me xx
USER
We could be friends xx
PM conversation with sanchezsanchezz24 <ctrl-l to close>
darcyduke
I've got enough friends.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Yikes. What's love got to do with it...got to do with it...

Let's simmer down, guy. LOL. Getting a little too comfortable for someone who's only tipped me once after a member (who felt sorry for him) "gifted" him tokens. And earlier he asked about being "friends" on MFC. Nah, dudes who ask to be my friend are usually members I don't want on my friends list bugging me with PMs.

 

[yummybrownfox]

Bye, pussy! #PERMABAN

 

[CallMeMaria]

I have no words. This was his first interaction after tipping for a pm and hello.

 

[rockin_rod]

I have no words. This was his first interaction after tipping for a pm and hello.


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Perfect response.
But such a shame that you experienced it, and that such people are out there using these sites

 

[Danigirl]

I have no words. This was his first interaction after tipping for a pm and hello.


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That might be the most disgusting thing I've seen in the entire thread. Personal insults, slurs, racist shit etc are horrible but bringing kids into a private!? Should be castrated.

 

[Danigirl]

Human pussy? As opposed to what, robot? Blow up doll? Huge downside of stripchat is that anyone with membership can send PMs and annoy the shit out of me