Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[bud9752]

This looks to be on xHamster/SC, I don't think they have an option for 240 tokens do they?
No matter what currency, it's not 240 as an option.


But the good ole "pay you AFTER you do the action I want"

aaah , the old Wimpy tactic

 

[NotYou]

Ughhhh ummm.. what? Grey user.
This guy just looks like he is copy and pasted a list of search terms of something haha


3:47 PM
adrian74928
Hi Curvy Lady Pamela Anderson goala my big cock its jerkoff sperma milk sperma your booobs oiled masages oiled sperma milk sperma calda your booobs oiled sperma milk sperma calda in your big ass pussy vagina mouth lady gaga y want to jerkoff sperma milk sperma your erotic mouth face lady gaga

 

[Wuggie]

Ughhhh ummm.. what? Grey user.
This guy just looks like he is copy and pasted a list of search terms of something haha


3:47 PM
adrian74928
Hi Curvy Lady Pamela Anderson goala my big cock its jerkoff sperma milk sperma your booobs oiled masages oiled sperma milk sperma calda your booobs oiled sperma milk sperma calda in your big ass pussy vagina mouth lady gaga y want to jerkoff sperma milk sperma your erotic mouth face lady gaga

The first thing I was thinking is a horrible AI chat experiment that have been fed horrible data xD

 

[Sequential]

I'll just leave this here..

 

[misterical]

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Noted with relief.

Can't believe the police are arresting cervixes these days.

 

[misterical]

Can't believe the police are arresting cervixes these days.

Can't believe that as a result of this post I now know that the plural of cervix is not cervixes, and is in fact cervices or cervixen.

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Ozzie_]

I'll just leave this here..

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I hope someone reported this poor excuse for a human being.

 

[MarieElise]

Right Off the Bat no way. This was free chat, and I can tell you right now I don't care what fetish roleplay this person might have been willing to pay for, after strong nudging.
Lol NO FUCKING WAY - go ahead and head right on in to your nearest local clinic anyway Sir!!!

 

[NotYou]

Grey user on SC:


4:09 PM
Mltter
I AM LOOKING FOR A MODEL TO ADVERTISE MY CHANNEL, MONEY IS NOT A PROBLEM, SEND A MESSAGE PLEASE

 

[Highlander884]

Right Off the Bat no way. This was free chat, and I can tell you right now I don't care what fetish roleplay this person might have been willing to pay for, after strong nudging.
Lol NO FUCKING WAY - go ahead and head right on in to your nearest local clinic anyway Sir!!!

Actually thinking about it, I'm kinda susprised not seeing more guys asking models about Psychical health advice.

 

[MarieElise]

Actually thinking about it, I'm kinda susprised not seeing more guys asking models about Psychical health advice.

Oh theyre always after something “psychical” that’s for sure. I just think it’s funny that last night I wasn’t in the mood for any bullshit, so I was just like “NO”!!!

The way it’s worded, and lead in to has major time waster/ troll vibes. On SM it’s easy to tell, and separate people out. I could be wrong, but I’m often not. it’s been nearly 10 years of me watching closely, and monitoring how people who are genuinely horny and ready, communicate, vs people who are bored and/or gamey or unsure. I’ve gotten amazingly fast at it.

I speak, rich horny penis really well. And I really don’t speak very many other languages, when I’m online live. Although of course I do in every day life. Context is everything.

 

[NotYou]

Another one similar to the previous I posted, this grey user is there for 2 years:

7:41 PM
Nar_12
Hello beautiful godess do you need a manager I can help you to gain more subscribers with my skills pm me if you are interested angel princess

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Hiunds]

I speak, rich horny penis really well.

is that a Germanic or a Romance language?

 

[CallMeMaria]

After spending a whole and entire fiver on me, a user came back the next day and had the audacity to ask if I would do the next show for free.

Maybe I should bring a loyalty card. For every 100 you spend, you get an extra 1 credit. For spending a 5, you get sweet fuck all, matey.

 

[ElGato]

It's amazing how adding one extra letter can change so much....

bblove19: nice buttsocks

 

[Maxi]

 

[Leanbeefpattywannabe]

Have a semi regular guy who likes sissy rp, which is fine by me, but recently he asked us “is it true only a gay man would fuck a cucumber?” Then later said “Will you force me to fuck a cucumber” and we just banned him.

 

[NotYou]

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There is no "confused as fuck" emoji, so... what? haha
Was this at least in context with anything the model was talking about?

 

[Maxi]

There is no "confused as fuck" emoji, so... what? haha
Was this at least in context with anything the model was talking about?

No, she doesn’t talk. She typed “no”.

Then he asked “really, never?”

THEN 1 minute later an invisible ‘someone’ tipped the model 10,000 in 1,000 increments which killed that conversation.

 

[NotYou]

Ladies, even I - as a mel - am confused deeply by other males and how they think:


8:43 PM
Amaturexstars
my bf got me mad asking to have me and my mom so i tricked him to put his moms thong in his mouth saying its my moms and he said it tastes so good but now he found out and his so mad at me now what can i do

 

[Ozzie_]

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Now everything you post (with the "new" avatar/pic) seems snarky and judgemental, even when it is only a single screenshot with no text

 

[Maxi]

Now everything you post (with the "new" avatar/pic) seems snarky and judgemental, even when it is only a single screenshot with no text

Haha I’m not a cat.

ETA: GOOD (I hope us regulars in the forum know I’m a decent guy )

 

[Ozzie_]

Haha I’m not a cat.

I think that I am just having a silly Saturday morning down here

 

[Maxi]

I think that I am just having a silly Saturday morning down here

Best way to spend a Saturday morning my antipodean mate

 

[MarieElise]

Now everything you post (with the "new" avatar/pic) seems snarky and judgemental, even when it is only a single screenshot with no text

Lol sorry hahahaha.

@Maxi you are a very nice gentleman. Idk what's in the water around here with all this ridiculousness I'd be willing to bet a few people around here, started their weekends a little too early haha

 

[Maxi]

Lol sorry hahahaha.

@Maxi you are a very nice gentleman. Idk what's in the water around here with all this ridiculousness I'd be willing to bet a few people around here, started their weekends a little too early haha

Appreciate that!

Well, it’s a sunny start to the day in the UK so today is definitely bbq weather! Time burn some silly sausages…

 

[Maxi]

I’m not a cat.

 

[Highlander884]

Appreciate that!

Well, it’s a sunny start to the day in the UK so today is definitely bbq weather! Time burn some silly sausages…

But don't forget eurovision tonight!