Someone must be watching Hallmark Channel 'Fa La La Fridays' in May and watching Christmas movies.In the middle of May??
Guess now I know how he spends the rest of the year waiting for Christmas duties
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Hope he's not self fertilizing it.What is this guy doing to his garden? Lol
I suppose it's better than "you look good for your age." Thanks, asshole. I would have had the same reaction honestly. (Early 40s here.)This week I giggled at, "No WAY you are 49? You look 44 max!"
Genuine question: should I have said thank you rather than laugh hard enough to fall off my chair and ask how old the chatter is? Laughing and taunting worked out but it gave me a real *blink - huh?* type face at first.
You know that chatter was 22. So much for his summer job as sideshow age guesser!I suppose it's better than "you look good for your age." Thanks, asshole. I would have had the same reaction honestly. (Early 40s here.)
Okay THAT'S a new one!! I have once had someone ask me to pretend to have a stomach ache.. but not like this!
This person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.
I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.
I thought you were joking... but nope: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/goat-simulator/id868692227This person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.
I paid $25 for the full package 3 years ago and it was WORTH IT. The story behind its creation (coding camp/creative newbie) is very inspiring too. Parodies are on point. Really the best download on my ipad other than Procreate.I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.
I thought you were joking... but nope: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/goat-simulator/id868692227
Must. Not. Download. To. See. WTF...
I'm sorry but I really did laugh out loud.
WT absolute F happens in your formative years that you develop a sheep head-butting fetishI'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.
It's famous for it's glitching, like getting stuck in a wall. Goat Simulator 3 is its sequel (there is no Goat Simulator 2).I'm never one to kink shame, but that literally made me LOL.
I thought you were joking... but nope: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/goat-simulator/id868692227
Must. Not. Download. To. See. WTF...
Pretty certain the customer was trying to "pull the wool over your eyes". The AI of this idiom says it best lol.
That's up there with the guy I once saw ask a model to eat a banana.
When you spend your leisure time in places frequented by individuals who are turned on by fruit begging for it's life, it does make you reconsider your life choices.
This is Vore fetish & I have done a lot of custom videos on it though none specifically with a banana .That's up there with the guy I once saw ask a model to eat a banana.
You're thinking, "that's pretty predictable so far", aren't you?
Except he wanted her to do a little voice for the banana, begging her not to eat him and how he'd be scared in the "darkness inside her tummy".
When you spend your leisure time in places frequented by individuals who are turned on by fruit begging for it's life, it does make you reconsider your life choices.
What the heck I'd goat simulator or should I not ask lolThis person needs to play Goat Simulator and leave cam models alone.
It's just a very silly video game where you are goat and you head butt things a lot.What the heck I'd goat simulator or should I not ask lol
Sounds like my average day in retail when dealing with some customers, and some co-workers.It's just a very silly video game where you are goat and you head butt things a lot.
Well.. it is not just the same old boring questions is it?