Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

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jackgod7770
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. By my name riliwan rashidat Lord of the Universe and of Creatures, we pray thee, O Lord, God of Hosts, (God) of every breathing thing that exists in heaven and on earth, Creator of Adam and my Hope, i breathed within you the spirit and i lived, i gave you dominion over all things, i said unto Noah, 'Make unto thee an ark of wood, and gather within me every creeping thing, bird, and fowl of heaven' 21 thus, by the command of the Living God, may (all things) be gathered and enter into the house of me i beareth these writs, and [xxxv] may they benefit me (as) a good fortune, and may all the advantages and good and fine provisions from heaven and from earth come in great quantity from all men, bearing the good things and coming to the house of Me Riliwan rashidat the SPAM G! hacker of hacking wealth topest Rate company in all over the world, i carries (these) writs me Riliwan rashidat and to the places in which this writing will be (hung), may they come

Don't ask me *shrug*

 

[Mel1]

"You know what ? Roughly manhandle is what comes in my mind if i watch you Sexy ! Because your eyes tell me that you like... no wait... that you love getting choked while fucking ;-*"

 

[Mel1]

God forbid, this member doesn't want to buy Snap (500 tok) because it's too expensive, he has the most tokens in the room, he asks me if I'm online on OnlyFans if I communicate there, and now he writes me that he would like to have a coffee with me, he gave me 106 tok

 

[rockin_rod]

jackgod7770
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. By my name riliwan rashidat Lord of the Universe and of Creatures, we pray thee, O Lord, God of Hosts, (God) of every breathing thing that exists in heaven and on earth, Creator of Adam and my Hope, i breathed within you the spirit and i lived, i gave you dominion over all things, i said unto Noah, 'Make unto thee an ark of wood, and gather within me every creeping thing, bird, and fowl of heaven' 21 thus, by the command of the Living God, may (all things) be gathered and enter into the house of me i beareth these writs, and [xxxv] may they benefit me (as) a good fortune, and may all the advantages and good and fine provisions from heaven and from earth come in great quantity from all men, bearing the good things and coming to the house of Me Riliwan rashidat the SPAM G! hacker of hacking wealth topest Rate company in all over the world, i carries (these) writs me Riliwan rashidat and to the places in which this writing will be (hung), may they come

Don't ask me *shrug*

I didn't need to read beyond line 1 to understand this person has taken a vow of celibacy.
I mean, how can you pleasure yourself while typing a novel???
Plus side, no use of 'bb' or 'open bobs'

 

[CheeseMoon]

When you have no tokens but desperately need to hammer it home
He kept repeating the same message over and over and over and made the chat pretty unusable, but there were no knights in the room and the model was one of those who do neither public chatting nor PMs. He eventually gave up, I think.

 

[NotYou]

When you have no tokens but desperately need to hammer it home
He kept repeating the same message over and over and over and made the chat pretty unusable, but there were no knights in the room and the model was one of those who do neither public chatting nor PMs. He eventually gave up, I think.

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Keep in mind that also the model may have grey chat disabled for herself so can't see what he was writing (assuming it was on stripchat)

 

[rockin_rod]

 

[Ozzie_]

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What a charmer!!!!

 

[GraysonDrake]

jackgod7770
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. By my name riliwan rashidat Lord of the Universe and of Creatures, we pray thee, O Lord, God of Hosts, (God) of every breathing thing that exists in heaven and on earth, Creator of Adam and my Hope, i breathed within you the spirit and i lived, i gave you dominion over all things, i said unto Noah, 'Make unto thee an ark of wood, and gather within me every creeping thing, bird, and fowl of heaven' 21 thus, by the command of the Living God, may (all things) be gathered and enter into the house of me i beareth these writs, and [xxxv] may they benefit me (as) a good fortune, and may all the advantages and good and fine provisions from heaven and from earth come in great quantity from all men, bearing the good things and coming to the house of Me Riliwan rashidat the SPAM G! hacker of hacking wealth topest Rate company in all over the world, i carries (these) writs me Riliwan rashidat and to the places in which this writing will be (hung), may they come

Don't ask me *shrug*

Sounds like he was trying to perform an exorcism lmao

 

[rockin_rod]

What a charmer!!!!

oh yeah. I particularly appreciated the 2 love hearts in amongst all the rudeness

 

[yummybrownfox]

I was listening to "Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean and "Africa" by Toto, and I'm 39.

I didn't know WTF he meant by "ass clap like a white crowd," so I asked him and he said it means "won't stop clapping.' Look, dude. Are you trying to see this ass clap or not? I'm not interested in playing 20 questions. This is gonna be a long night, and I usually don't even cam on weekends. Lol.

 

[CheeseMoon]

Why do these complete weirdos always show up in the rooms I'm in?

 

[yummybrownfox]

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I was listening to "Caribbean Queen" by Billy Ocean and "Africa" by Toto, and I'm 39.

I didn't know WTF he meant by "ass clap like a white crowd," so I asked him and he said it means "won't stop clapping.' Look, dude. Are you trying to see this ass clap or not? I'm not interested in playing 20 questions. This is gonna be a long night, and I usually don't even cam on weekends. Lol.

He decided to come back into the room to tip 50 to see an ass clap, and then leave the room again. Lol. Finally got to flash tonight!

 

[bbbbadddd]

Why do these complete weirdos always show up in the rooms I'm in?

They're in most every room. Could post 20 of these every day here just from a few rooms that I frequent.

 

[Jay_Storm]

Why do these complete weirdos always show up in the rooms I'm in?

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Silencing the greys on CB is a godsend. I know some might someday become actual tippers. We were all grey at some point. But most of them are entitled demanding monsters.

 

[yummybrownfox]

LOL. NOT the guest's fault at all, and seemed like a decent guy. But WTF...I think ShineModel unmuted MFC guests and basics. Lol. And no, I didn't accidentally click the buttons to unmute them. I didn't click anywhere near those buttons. Once the guy started talking, I would've felt bad muting him...so I left them unmuted. But then I told him I'm not gonna sit up here in free chat talking about his dick, and I guess he left. Lol. So that was my perfect opportunity to go ahead and mute guests and basics, the way I had it set in the first place. But I'm gonna have to keep checking these settings every time I broadcast with ShineModel.

 

[NotYou]

Some guys are too random and clearly have their own conversation and thoughts going on. This is the only message sent by each of these grey guys in chat:
Grey 1 = the model was topless at the time.
Grey 2 = The model wasn't speaking and neither was anyone else

Grey 1: Terrible

......Later

Grey 2: OK

 

[NotYou]

This is both a member wtf and a model wtf


A grey guy posted about 6 photos (some animations!!) of a woman having sex with a DOG, or sucking a dog...
He asked her if she likes it, she replied saying yes very nice or something... i don't think she realised what the photos was because she was a little away from her computer.
So I tried to let her know, i posted in the chat stating this grey guy is posting DOG porn with a woman, and it's against the TOS and gross.. she seemed to just ignore me and keep responding to everyone else and that grey guy.


I reported this grey guys messages. Should I have reported the model too?

There was over 70 people in the room, 15 colour names, and some of them were tipping but no one else was talking or trying to say tell the grey to stop or letting the model know it's gross/against TOS etc.
Obviously, I left but man, that was weird as fuck.

 

[NotYou]

Well... ok
Shame you models can't add usernames to a ban list like you can on Chaturbate. It's a shame you must wait for them to come and be rude assclowns to you first before having the option to ban.

 

[NotYou]

Hahah I think it's funny when guys do this kind of thing, and I am sure you all know it too..


"bb you are such an angel... a goddess... a queen"

Sometimes I have to bite my fingers and stop myself jokingly asking "so which one is she" lol

 

[Deleted member 57737]

Sometimes I have to bite my fingers and stop myself jokingly asking

happens to me when they are using superlatives like "you're the best, most beautiful, sexiest etc."

"I seriously doubt that you know/have seen every single woman on this planet, so how can you say that?"

I always keep it to myself because it might piss off the model.

 

[CheeseMoon]

happens to me when they are using superlatives like "you're the best, most beautiful, sexiest etc."

"I seriously doubt that you know/have seen every single woman on this planet, so how can you say that?"

Well, it's probably even worse to say "You're probably nice, but until I've laid eyes on every single woman in the world I prefer not to have an opinion on whether you're pretty or not"
I mean, even *I* am not that anal about it lol

 

[NotYou]

Guys like this are annoying, expecting freebies...


mattiaa93
hi love

mattiaa93
27 italian guy

mattiaa93
pm

[ MODEL ]
@mattiaa93 20 tk pm

mattiaa93
model too love

[ ME ]
@mattiaa93 so then you should understand and respect why she charges 20 tks for PM


He left the room after a couple of minutes when she didn't jump at the chance to PM a male model.

 

[CallMeMaria]

Hi, I am here to freeload today as I am every other day of the week and I am not at all ashamed of it.

 

[NotYou]

Hi, I am here to freeload today as I am every other day of the week and I am not at all ashamed of it.

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"Me too" - then block. Or wait for people to start tipping then ban him

 

[yummybrownfox]

Could've easily just tipped the 20 tokens to see me stand up and turn around. Or just look at my profile if you must see my body and are too cheap to tip 20 tokens. And I'm currently on cam wearing a see-through black lingerie thingy (Same as my ACF profile pic) with no bra. But nah, you want me to stand up and show off for you for free, so you can sse my body. LOL.

 

[yummybrownfox]

And another one...lol.



It's looking the same as it looks in that FREE 5-second shower video clip that's right there on my profile. How 'bout you tip 20 measly tokens to see me stand up and turn around?

 

[CheeseMoon]

It's looking the same as it looks in that FREE 5-second shower video clip that's right there on my profile.

They would have seen the free clip if they had any time to read profiles inbetween their begging for free stuff

 

[Ozzie_]

I have no idea what is going on. There's no tips from this clown, and the model is just laying on the bed, like the proverbial bump on a log, with either a lush or a dildo inside her. I suspect that "Weird-Arse Knight" might be a studio monitor. (The model's camera changed position and focus without her intervention at least once.) She did respond once as you can see. Although that was before I entered, so I do not know if she actually typed, maybe the monitor was talking to themselves.

There is absolutely no other activity in the room.

3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Hi beautiful just getting off to bed love
3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Kissssss
3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Come cuddle love
3:51 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmm come take the cock bb
3:54 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmm bb love giving you a good hard screwing love
3:54 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmbeautiful
3:54 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Kissssssss
3:55 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmjacking the monster for you love
3:55 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmlove fucking you angel
3:56 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmm drilling your beautiful pussy angel

3:57 PM Model @Weird-Arse Kinght thk bb)

3:57 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmwant to fill youwith hard drooling cock angel
4:00 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Love the smile lover
4:00 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmm cumto daddy love
4:01 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmfucking yjou hard bb the way you limke bb
4:02 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmm drilling your beUtiful puszsssssss
4:04 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmlove you bb
4:05 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Filling you with hRd pumping cock love
4:07 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mneeling behind you inserting him fucking youand giving you tbe pipe bb
4:08 PM Weird-Arse Kinght MSsageing your bCk and tiits S we screw love
4:10 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmmm you wAnt daddy in your Ss love
4:12 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmye sweetie
4:14 PM Weird-Arse Kinght ReAching around and fondleing your beUtiful tits as we screw lover
4:18 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmmm ride the cock bb love this pussy bb
4:20 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Mmmmmmpushing the cock up inside you lover
4:21 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Oh bb so hot and beautiful
4:21 PM Weird-Arse Kinght Kissssssss

 

[NotYou]

I am honestly so confused by what this guy is saying or asking.. any ideas? I understand why you ladies are emotionally exhausted after the work more than physically so, due to things like this and god only knows what else.
"ISABEL" is not the model


9:29 AM L_EQUALITZADOR
i like one panties that waking alone

9:29 AM L_EQUALITZADOR
how much

9:30 AM L_EQUALITZADOR
sorry

9:30 AM [ MODEL ]
@L_EQUALITZADOR what

9:30 AM L_EQUALITZADOR
isabel is dead she

9:32 AM L_EQUALITZADOR
when was with not take a fix

9:33 AM L_EQUALITZADOR
but iam empty

9:42 AM L_EQUALITZADOR
please my tiger lneed your eyes two minutes for producer one tone of milk