Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Diana_Devil]

Got told my pussy smelled like cockroaches when I told him no to his freeloading demands. 1) can't smell me online and my pussy is fucking gorgeous. 2) how the hell do you know how cockroaches smell? Do you go up to a pile of them and take a whiff? Do cockroaches even have a distinct smell? I don't live in a city so I've only seen them in movies lol.

Well i killed them many times with bare hands. They smell like human body when has no parfume on it, but still clean . So your imagination can rest in peace lol

 

[mike_aussie]

" If you want money go to clean floors and prepare coffee to McDonald's restaurants lazy bitch! "

Straight for the headshot with that one.

 

[Diana_Devil]

" If you want money go to clean floors and prepare coffee to McDonald's restaurants lazy bitch! "

and thats why they never get pussayyyy or no woman wants to meet them , because they think we do not deserve better.he clearly never dated someone because if he would , he will clearly know its way more expensive to meet a woman .
Uhhhh these butt hurted blue balls dreamers.

 

[NotYou]

and thats why they never get pussayyyy or no woman wants to meet them , because they think we do not deserve better.he clearly never dated someone because if he would , he will clearly know its way more expensive to meet a woman .
Uhhhh these butt hurted blue balls dreamers.

That's what one of my very first questions is "Do you like beans on toast.." if they say yes, it's a perfect date - albeit they don't know it's going to be our meal for our first date.

 

[CheeseMoon]

That's what one of my very first questions is "Do you like beans on toast.."

Are you sure you're not James May?

 

[Diana_Devil]

That's what one of my very first questions is "Do you like beans on toast.." if they say yes, it's a perfect date - albeit they don't know it's going to be our meal for our first date.

OMG hahhaha you will laugh but the first meal that i cooked for my husband was beans on toast , cooked in an microwave , in an low class motel where we were living

PS : now with all honesty beans on toast are more expensive than an mcdonalts menu if they are done right and at least you offer her first dinner beans on toast , you do not send her to prepare coffes at mcdonalts if she wants eat something

 

[CheeseMoon]

When typing with your left hand while wanking furiously is just too much of a challenge.

LOWLIFE23 cvcock to bang urpussyoutwith

 

[doorway]

This, just now

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Is that like an adult Pokemon Go game?

 

[chatwithfans]

I got one too "me pakistan, show pussy"

 

[AngelicaVee]

Me: ....
Members: ....
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Members: ....
Me: -logs off-
Members: oh no bb come back I wanted to do a show with you!

 

[SaffronBurke]

"i would subscribe if you ____"

okay.... but i don't. there are so many beautiful women on the internet so find one who offers what you're looking for.

Ex. Act. Ly. It's sooooooo easy to just find someone who offers what you're looking for, pushing models into providing services we don't want to just never goes well.

 

[sikayoujo]

I just got this:

I was in a model's chat, and she was doing an oil show, and I said

hebiyoujo: Yeah, I can't help but be concerned when people do oil shows. You know you've probably done this a million times and you know what you're doing but please be careful.

And someone else in her chat said

egoncrayon: Yes, please be careful you don't slip and fall into an idiot like hebiyoujo

This person was talking dirty in her chat and didn't tip the whole I was there, and later right after she turned the lights on, as a sign the show was over, but missed the "aftershow".

People disrespecting compassion is always a wtf.

 

[mike_aussie]

Me: ....
Members: ....
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Members: ....
Me: ....
Members: ....
Me: -logs off-
Members: oh no bb come back I wanted to do a show with you!

I hate a slow room. If you aren't tipping at least make polite conversation instead of lurking for hours waiting for a model to flash and do shit for free.

 

[darcyduke]

How much to fuck your dog?

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Member: Show us how you spank your Boobs!

Me: I can show that in private and lots more I don‘t do that in public chat.

Member: a little too expensive oO

*leaves*



Ooh how much i hate these „Your’e prices are to high“ cheapskate fuckers. Thank you for telling me i‘m not worth it.

It‘s okay when you don’t want or can‘t spend that Money, but don’t complain about that right to my face and give me the middle finger, for hours of choosing a nice outfit, designing my cam room nicely and putting on make-up. If the price for a private chat is too high for you, please just leave.

 

[NotYou]

I think it must be Monday!!!
Literally his first and only messages.. no context at all other than the woman/model has some sexy big (real) lips and was licking them (in a sexy way, as it's something her viewers enjoy):
After his first message, I responded with a "wtf are you on about?"

jamessawyer11
hey rick can you shoot sperm yet?

jamessawyer11
the little kid here that gets priority from all the models think mjaybe one of the owners son the models must get cocaine or some shit anytime you see a model constantly licking her lips lookin up at cam or holding her hair up shes posing for milf porn star paris roses 11 yr old son kenny or little kid ricky think hes 8

jamessawyer11
rick has ass fetish too

 

[EllaM]

*flash boobs in my tip menu = 130 tk*

member : too expensive! you have small boobs, you can ask maximum for 50tk!

 

[mike_aussie]

*flash boobs in my tip menu = 130 tk*

member : too expensive! you have small boobs, you can ask maximum for 50tk!

Ugh. The least they can do is shut up and find a different room.

My flashes are max 35 tokens and my roll the dice is now only 16tks but still people won't tip. Too many cheapskates treating cams like free porn.

 

[NotYou]

*flash boobs in my tip menu = 130 tk*

member : too expensive! you have small boobs, you can ask maximum for 50tk!

Wow, some guys will try to find any stupid excuse to not pay.

 

[Smoothie]

*flash boobs in my tip menu = 130 tk*

member : too expensive! you have small boobs, you can ask maximum for 50tk!

Tell him it’s not like the produce section at the grocery store. You don’t charge by the pound.

 

[VivianWest]

Couple goodens from recent streams...

bb naked, you have the pussy aligned with the butt. on this site many models dont have.

You have good teeth, strong DNA , I like to get you pregnant.

I love so noble your navel

Often get tipped, and in a hidden tip note they ask if I like brother/sister roleplay... get this at least twice a week, like WTF?!

 

[VivianWest]

georgezetttoy: oohhhhhhhhhhhh
georgezetttoy: babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
georgezetttoy: oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
georgezetttoy: babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
georgezetttoy: clitooriiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
georgezetttoy: cliiitooriiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Random dude in PMs that's never tipped... the clitorix got me LOLing.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

georgezetttoy: oohhhhhhhhhhhh
georgezetttoy: babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
georgezetttoy: oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
georgezetttoy: babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
georgezetttoy: clitooriiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
georgezetttoy: cliiitooriiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Random dude in PMs that's never tipped... the clitorix got me LOLing.

They sent this to you in PM without tipping? Time to turn on Friends list and charge for PM capabilties

 

[sikayoujo]

I hate a slow room. If you aren't tipping at least make polite conversation instead of lurking for hours waiting for a model to flash and do shit for free.

I usually find models that don't want to talk, unfortunately. It's like some of them don't know an active chat helps boost them. I can tell some of them are in a mood, though, because even when their are a few tips they still aren't trying to engage with the chat.

 

[xoxAprilJames]

georgezetttoy: oohhhhhhhhhhhh
georgezetttoy: babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
georgezetttoy: oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
georgezetttoy: babbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
georgezetttoy: clitooriiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
georgezetttoy: cliiitooriiiiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Random dude in PMs that's never tipped... the clitorix got me LOLing.

I want Clitorixxx to be my new domme persona

 

[odioso]

They sent this to you in PM without tipping? Time to turn on Friends list and charge for PM capabilties

If she's on Chaturbate, "subscribers" get free PMs. It creeps the models out when they don't know about this arrangement.

 

[DoD404]

" If you want money go to clean floors and prepare coffee to McDonald's restaurants lazy bitch! "

haha This reminds me of a time when "working at MacDo's" was one of the best jobs they could find in Moscow
not a long time after the grand opening of the 1st Mac Donald's there, girls dreaaaaaaaaaaaamed of working there

 

[sikayoujo]

The was a person camming that has very fat outer labias. The whole damn chat was unsalvageable. To add insult to injury no one was tipping while I was in there, and I stayed for a while to see if anyone would tip for all that dirty talk. I doubt this person went the whole stream without tipping, but seeing stuff like that is upsetting.

 

[NotYou]

@Natural_Pussy your best friend is back in another room, AND he is DARK Purple this time:


irishguyme12 I am broke,ut,..Jesus you are <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Gorge ous

 

[Diana_Devil]

@Natural_Pussy your best friend is back in another room, AND he is DARK Purple this time:


irishguyme12 I am broke,ut,..Jesus you are <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Gorge ous

hhhahahha damit . But thinking well he may think the cam models are Jesus itself , because he never mention that the woman he watches is beautifull or whatever . He always says Jesus ))))
What a motherfucker freeloader damit!!!