Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[NotYou]

And we all know he would legit do this

michael7373 Hi beautiful
michael7373 If you say fuck me michael 3 times I’ll tip 180


It was mentioned to him to tip first then she will... suddenly he lost interest and left the room. No idea why

 

[CheeseMoon]

Wonder what imaginary tip he would have given had she said "fuck you Michael"

 

[Prvrtdhermit]

And we all know he would legit do this

michael7373 Hi beautiful
michael7373 If you say fuck me michael 3 times I’ll tip 180


It was mentioned to him to tip first then she will... suddenly he lost interest and left the room. No idea why

I think he was trying to trick them into summoning him into the room like Beetlejuice >.>

 

[NotYou]

Not sure if this was meant to be a joke, and if so, what the hell the punch line is because this guy left after he said the following - or he was seriously asking the final question, which in itself is weird:


niceguylovespink469 please view my cam
niceguylovespink469 you are so sexy
niceguylovespink469 Do you work at a metal recyclerer?

 

[Smoothie]

Not sure if this was meant to be a joke, and if so, what the hell the punch line is because this guy left after he said the following - or he was seriously asking the final question, which in itself is weird:


niceguylovespink469 please view my cam
niceguylovespink469 you are so sexy
niceguylovespink469 Do you work at a metal recyclerer?

Maybe it was one of those bad pick-up lines and he left before the punchline. Something about a good-looking can, perhaps.

 

[DoD404]

niceguylovespink469 please view my cam
niceguylovespink469 you are so sexy
niceguylovespink469 Do you work at a metal recyclerer?

It seems so disconnected that the 3rd line could be a "bad chat message" haha. He may have mismatched 2 windows and left fast after that.
I posted once few lines of code pasted in my clipboard like this

 

[CheeseMoon]

niceguylovespink469 Do you work at a metal recyclerer?

Wait! Did she by any chance use a lit acetylene blowtorch as part of her show ... and looked like she was'nt afraid of using it? If so, this makes all the sense in the world!

 

[CheeseMoon]

I posted once few lines of code pasted in my clipboard like this

Oh yes. I once by accident posted the link to a YT video on a certain woodworking technique (hello Mr. Ramsey!) in a PM to a model. She was ever so slightly confused. I was too, after looking at the link

 

[NotYou]

duck0083: Hello wonderful beautiful woman you are a dream there is no such thing as a great fuck, you make me really horny, want to see your aschloch and fuck, turn around and do the dog position then I'll fuck you with my thick hard cock you little bitch, come on, show me what you can cunt also want your fuck feet you lick dirty dirty, I'm already ßein cock wanking so go you horny fuck sau make me horny show me your porn ass and your sexy feet you make me really horny baby wants you Put my hard thick cock in your fuck cunt baby and fuck you hard


His first message and last lol.

 

[CheeseMoon]

He lost me at "porn ass".

 

[Danigirl]

duck0083: Hello wonderful beautiful woman you are a dream there is no such thing as a great fuck, you make me really horny, want to see your aschloch and fuck, turn around and do the dog position then I'll fuck you with my thick hard cock you little bitch, come on, show me what you can cunt also want your fuck feet you lick dirty dirty, I'm already ßein cock wanking so go you horny fuck sau make me horny show me your porn ass and your sexy feet you make me really horny baby wants you Put my hard thick cock in your fuck cunt baby and fuck you hard


His first message and last lol.

And this is why romance novels are written mostly by women. Holy ridiculousness. Is this supposed to turn a woman on?

 

[Bearcat]

What part of "I don't show my face" is not clear? Lol
It was a pretty long conversation, but that was a recurring request, which I always denied

 

[NotYou]

So, this guy is ALWAYS light purple on CB and yet he ALWAYS does this exact same message in model's rooms:


irishguyme12 I am broke........ but....... you are Gorgeous


One model actually did pick him out on it, and then he left.
She said he has done it with her multiple times, and he is always light purple every time.
(she said this to him - I have seen him in a fair few rooms personally doing it)

 

[Prvrtdhermit]

Came across a model named mooruffmeow that has a "Wall of Fame"

Clipped a few for you all.

f we ever met id slam u so fukn hard and have the kinky rope tying bdsm using deep throat giving pussy licking sex toy using chocking arse pounding butt slapping hair pulling tit grabbing niple tweaking clit tickling asfixiation wanting hog tie using doggy style fuking cowgirl riding ball sucking kitchen benchtop using couch fuking shower rooting 69 enjoying pussy fingering dildo raming fuk a thon

cbate is phulla dem0ns and vv itches disguised as humans yes u guys god lets dem0s look like girls and men theyre here 2 tempt u and burn your ass vvhy ya think ya see so many devil horns and every model has 666 as token goals ask sum here they even admit their pagan and 2 guys and 7 ladies admitted their dem0ns 2 me and it says it on their bio besides they all bsessed vvith kids ot rmal ped0philia by studying them its too extreme 2 be human cbate models must tape adleast 5000 kids masterbate here in pass sho or skpe per day

finish my commision with joint spacial frces comand to asswipe civiians its what they call deta frce and wait no delta dont take asswipers idiots homos or dunkooffs but get this i am different i took 20 jahren out of my life so help me to serve u ll sons and daughters of whores serve some idea calledcomstitution that gives u the ight to be dunb asswipers and earded as u want so u can what have m ask what do yu do for work ndependent nd wealthy i know yur not or y would not be shoewing yur ass here fr tokens

Please brave man violently destroy socks sexy ass in front of a man ripping a fierce I love you now I love shredding and destruction of sexy socks lovely man violent love you now nervous destroying clothes Transmitter after shredding and destruction of sexy socks Enlarge beautiful open pussy ass now Mua I swear to you after the destruction of socks and ripping the clothes will send you 300 baksheesh I love the transmitter codes after a task successfully ripping socks and payment fully connect you please believe me

mooruffmeow:chaturbate what a dirty place, cocks are out and cum on my face, tits and ass and even a dildo, chaturbate, chaturbate i love you so

 

[Bearcat]

Came across a model named mooruffmeow that has a "Wall of Fame"

Clipped a few for you all.

These are the ultimate WTF !!

 

[CheeseMoon]

So, this guy is ALWAYS light purple on CB and yet he ALWAYS does this exact same message in model's rooms:

He probably snuck out of the findom room where he is a regular, and now he's afraid of being found out

 

[NotYou]

Not sure if this is the same guy as mentioned slightly earlier in the thread:

unsportmanlike Would you pee to the floor for 50 tokens?

 

[NotYou]

Came across a model named mooruffmeow that has a "Wall of Fame"

Clipped a few for you all.

I just wish guys would try use at least SOME grammar and punctuation, the biggest mind fuck for me is trying to read a long paragraph and make sense of it with so many bad spellings, abbreviations, slang, etc and I am English so I can't begin to imagine how horrible it is for models whose mother tongue is not English. But my god, those are some messed up stuff lol

 

[Diana_Devil]

So, this guy is ALWAYS light purple on CB and yet he ALWAYS does this exact same message in model's rooms:


irishguyme12 I am broke........ but....... you are Gorgeous


One model actually did pick him out on it, and then he left.
She said he has done it with her multiple times, and he is always light purple every time.
(she said this to him - I have seen him in a fair few rooms personally doing it)

this guy hunted me for years until i deleted my cb account and opened a new one , so he lost my trace

 

[Diana_Devil]

Came across a model named mooruffmeow that has a "Wall of Fame"

Clipped a few for you all.

I cant even laugh of there , all sound teriffiting and disgustinng and pulled out from a horror movie . especially the parts where family stuffs are mentioned makes me want to peel off their balls and cut them while alive

 

[Carmen_Monroe]

Had one today who said he likes animal porn , i‘m so disgusted

I banned him immediatly.

 

[NotYou]

Jeez, some people are quite shameless in advertising products etc lol

sexiilaboy Hey, I own a pretty large RSPS only toplist. We are ranked #2 in google for 'rsps toplist', and on the first page for 'rsps'. We are getting a massive amount of traffic from google and we are advertised on youtube and other platforms. We are giving away a free 7 days to all new servers who start using RuneAd Once you sign up give me your server link so I can get the 7 days of free premium added https://runead.com/

 

[CheeseMoon]

Advertising rsps in the public chat on a cam site must be the very definition of niche

 

[yummybrownfox]

Can someone please tell me why people will retweet your "I'm online on MyFreeCams!" posts from the day before? Lol. I'm sure their heart is in the right place, but dude...that was yesterday. I'm not on cam anymore. I'm chillin'...posting on ACF...and thinking about what I wanna get from Dunkin' Donuts.

 

[CheeseMoon]

Can someone please tell me why people will retweet your "I'm online on MyFreeCams!" posts from the day before? Lol.

Horny historian is my guess.

 

[Deleted member 37064]

Can someone please tell me why people will retweet your "I'm online on MyFreeCams!" posts from the day before? Lol. I'm sure their heart is in the right place, but dude...that was yesterday. I'm not on cam anymore. I'm chillin'...posting on ACF...and thinking about what I wanna get from Dunkin' Donuts.

1) People are clueless and don't pay attention to dates/times of posts/tweets
2) Post/retweet counts

Most importantly:

3) Dunkin' Donuts!

 

[James_and_Aiden]

“Open your ass”
“Do you have a belly button?”
“Glenna gills wedding dress James”
“Open the penis”

I really don’t know how they come up with it some times..

- Aiden

 

[NotYou]

“Open your ass”
“Do you have a belly button?”
“Glenna gills wedding dress James”
“Open the penis”

I really don’t know how they come up with it some times..

- Aiden

The ones like "Do you have a..." is purely so you flash it and go "Yeah look, of course, I have". So they get a freebie.

Open the penis I have never seen before lol

 

[James_and_Aiden]

We don’t show anything, but James usually tells them something along the lines of “Of course I have a belly button you ****ing idiot!”.. LOL

I believe that was guest user on Flirt4Free that demanded that we opened our penis!

- Aiden

 

[CheeseMoon]

“Open the penis”

The downside to running your dirty talk through an online translator. "Open your chest" isn't uncommon to see in female rooms