Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[IndySolo]

Oh boy. Prepare for a wild ride on this one. Same bloke posted about on this, popped back up out of the blue.

I decided to entertain myself because I'm in a mood tonight. Apologies for the weird screenshot arrangements, I didn't want to post 10 single images! Block here, block there, blocked this nut everywhere. Wow.

 

[EspiKvlt]

Oh boy. Prepare for a wild ride on this one. Same bloke posted about on this, popped back up out of the blue.

I decided to entertain myself because I'm in a mood tonight. Apologies for the weird screenshot arrangements, I didn't want to post 10 single images! Block here, block there, blocked this nut everywhere. Wow.

"How many obvious lies will it take to scam a sex worker?"

 

[IndySolo]

"How many obvious lies will it take to scam a sex worker?"

I would almost bet that he would have kept trying if I didn't tell him to stop messaging me!

 

[Cherry Bomb]

"Gosh i hate cam women"

 

[Lucy_Bastet]

"love the meat curtains bb"

Oh wow I love that. I'm going to use that in real life. I had previously been calling them lady lips after a guy referred to them as such in a snap to a friend. Guys just know exactly what to say, amirite.

edit: did not realize the meat curtains comment was from over 6 yrs ago. oh well.

 

[weirdbr]

edit: did not realize the meat curtains comment was from over 6 yrs ago. oh well.

It might be from six years ago, but I see things like that every once in a while..

 

[yummybrownfox]

More like stupid shit members say...

Asking a cam girl before her show "Is your show gonna be good?" LOL. *facepalm*

 

[SaffronBurke]

Oh wow I love that. I'm going to use that in real life. I had previously been calling them lady lips after a guy referred to them as such in a snap to a friend. Guys just know exactly what to say, amirite.

edit: did not realize the meat curtains comment was from over 6 yrs ago. oh well.

It might be from six years ago, but I see things like that every once in a while..

 

[rstanton]

More like stupid shit members say...

Asking a cam girl before her show "Is your show gonna be good?" LOL. *facepalm*

OK, um, just before my first private ever I was nervous and stupidly typed, "Are you good at this?"

Her response: "Of course I'm good at this!"

I was glad that she laughed about it.

 

[swagger]

Oh wow I love that. I'm going to use that in real life. I had previously been calling them lady lips after a guy referred to them as such in a snap to a friend. Guys just know exactly what to say, amirite.

edit: did not realize the meat curtains comment was from over 6 yrs ago. oh well.

Can we make dick mittens the new thing?

 

[ExcellaExe]

"Well, I hear orgasms cure migraines."

Haha, cute. But, I said today is a no-penetration/vibe day that only focuses on femdom. Now, you are going to get your CEI that you said you wanted, and you're going to like it, gdi

 

[NeepNeep]

I've only really been on cam four times (the fifth time I was having upload issues and was a slideshow - powerpoints aren't sexy) BUT, my third session, someone came into my stream, told me I was old, and then left when I agreed with them.

I ain't 23, I know it. Here's hoping for more laughable observations in the future!

 

[NeepNeep]

"banana in pvt" - yesterday

I got this two days ago! This is obviously a timeless classic. I feel like we need a badge for everyone who gets a banana request.

A Venn diagram of cam models and people who have been asked to do dirty things with fruit is probably just a circle.

 

[MDouble00]

BUT, my third session, someone came into my stream, told me I was pls, and then left when I agreed with them.

I ain't 23, I know it.

If you can keep a secret I hear the cam model senior tour is wide open. Senior miss myfreecams is where it is at.

Good luck out there in all seriousness.

 

[Phoenix4987]

Some lunatic raving about "baby i know this is your old account, i love you (insert models real first initial), till death do us part," and some more crazy shit on a model's old fucking profile from like 2013.

HOLY FUCK DUDE.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Some lunatic raving about "baby i know this is your old account, i love you (insert models real first initial), till death do us part," and some more crazy shit on a model's old fucking profile from like 2013.

HOLY FUCK DUDE.

*Wonders to self how many other models checked for ravings on their own profile*

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Wanna flirt? I hate business and money, so, well, maybe I'll tip if you're kind and deserving. Otherwise, let's be friends.

From a member profile, a verbose dirty talker...

 

[Luckyfoxxy]

https://twitter.com/MemberComplaint
Outside of legitimate complaints such as scamming, I've never read a more entitled set of tweets. I havn't been on MFC for long, is it a cultural problem?

 

[SaffronBurke]

"Will you lower your private rates if I show you my fat cock?"

1. Dick don't pay my bills.
2. Why would I give a discount for you showing me something I do NOT want to see.
3. My privates are $3.99/min. That's pretty darn cheap. If you can't afford me, go Google titties.

 

[Luckyfoxxy]

"Will you lower your private rates if I show you my fat cock?"

1. Dick don't pay my bills.
2. Why would I give a discount for you showing me something I do NOT want to see.
3. My privates are $3.99/min. That's pretty darn cheap. If you can't afford me, go Google titties.

Impressively delusional.

 

[Emberblaze]

"Will you lower your private rates if I show you my fat cock?"

1. Dick don't pay my bills.
2. Why would I give a discount for you showing me something I do NOT want to see.
3. My privates are $3.99/min. That's pretty darn cheap. If you can't afford me, go Google titties.

Yes, because clearly you're just dying to see it. *eye roll*

 

[CharlieCharma]

https://twitter.com/MemberComplaint
Outside of legitimate complaints such as scamming, I've never read a more entitled set of tweets. I havn't been on MFC for long, is it a cultural problem?

What should I be thanking them for? Derailing the conversation? Letting other members know that I cater to freeloaders?
I switched to SM and indie as my main source and only go to MFC to chat every once in a while. The "I shouldn't have to pay" mindset is rampant.

 

[Marley Magdalene]

I'm not sure what I expected. Why are my weirdos all hyper religious? This one is Luciferian.

 

[Marley Magdalene]

I just realized that was a dumb question. It's obviously my name that's attracting anyone practicing or fleeing religions within the Christian pantheon... DUH!!

 

[yummybrownfox]

 

[yummybrownfox]

 

[justjoinedtopost]

wonder if that is a felony or a misdemeanor in his area.

 

[yummybrownfox]

wonder if that is a felony or a misdemeanor in his area.

Yeah, I mean, people can actually wind up on the sex offender registry just for public urination. I wonder what the deal would be for dudes who swipe women's panties to jerk off into (and put them back). *shudders*

 

[SaffronBurke]

Um... "I'm white obey"?

Someone needs to tell this dude about a little skirmish known as the American Civil War.

 

[SophiaSophia]

I would have sent him an ACLU link then had him killed