Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

I have 2 new ones...
"Can I give you my social security number?"
And
"Will you take shots of a private c2c show and then blackmail me that your gonna show it to my wife"....
No thats illegal omg....

Blackmail fetish is hugely popular, but I'm too chicken to try it. Jail doesn't sound fun.

 

[AllysaJayden]

Blackmail fetish is hugely popular, but I'm too chicken to try it. Jail doesn't sound fun.

Yep my thoughts exactly, its very illegal in Canada no slap on wrist for first offence automatic jail time.

 

[EspiKvlt]

Blackmail fetish - apparently the only fetish where it goes beyond roleplay and into actual legal ramifications.

 

[itsDaphne]

Is this true? Blackmail fetish isn't something that I engage in, but I have a hard time believing that it's actually illegal for two "consenting adult parties" to engage in "consensual blackmail". Is there any legal precedent for cases involving sex work and blackmail fetishes?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Is this true? Blackmail fetish isn't something that I engage in, but I have a hard time believing that it's actually illegal for two "consenting adult parties" to engage in "consensual blackmail". Is there any legal precedent for cases involving sex work and blackmail fetishes?

I've done it in a fantasy sense with no actual info involved (for instance role play where boss catches employee watching porn so the guy is now my slave), but only in clips. Sad fact is there's always a chance of you getting into trouble over them regretting their decisions (or wanting to screw you over)

 

[AllysaJayden]

Is this true? Blackmail fetish isn't something that I engage in, but I have a hard time believing that it's actually illegal for two "consenting adult parties" to engage in "consensual blackmail". Is there any legal precedent for cases involving sex work and blackmail fetishes

From what I understand if caught In Canada you get a extortion charge which is a felony with a long chunk of prison time.

 

[EspiKvlt]

It's also a really bad idea to agree to it when you're leaving an electronic trail. It isn't just he said-she said in this case.

 

[itsDaphne]

It's also a really bad idea to agree to it when you're leaving an electronic trail. It isn't just he said-she said in this case.

Yeah, I think this is the part that confuses me. Both sides would have an extensive paper trail, so "paying for blackmail gone wrong" seems like an odd legal battle to pick

 

[IndySolo]

I know, buddy, rules suck. Thanks for your cash, though! If he would have continued, I was going to tell him my fucked up fetish was fan fiction of some really WTF pairing, because he ALWAYS does this. All the way down to talking about my dad.

 

[ExcellaExe]

I know, buddy, rules suck. Thanks for your cash, though! If he would have continued, I was going to tell him my fucked up fetish was fan fiction of some really WTF pairing, because he ALWAYS does this. All the way down to talking about my dad.

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I've had guys think their fetish with stockings or yoga pants is super kinky and taboo. Its like, dude, listen, I've had a guy ask me to eat avocados and give my dildo a blow job because I told him I'm allergic to latex fruits. That's fucked up.

 

[Mia Moon]

"How much for a jar of farts?"
and
"I want to slice off your nipple and fry it up like a little pink pancake"

 

[Slacker8]

The funniest line that I have heard was; "Id love to tongue fuck your fart box"

 

[uncoveredmanhole]

The funniest line that I have heard was; "Id love to tongue fuck your fart box"

I hear that line literally every day on facebook in a bro talk manly man group, just dudes parroting someone else's humor...
'I'd drink her bathwater'
'I'd let her piss on my fish n chips'
'I'd suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her just to know what she tastes like'
etc.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

@Slacker8 @uncoveredmanhole

My all time oldie, but goldie, favorite- "I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie"

 

[ExcellaExe]

@Slacker8 @uncoveredmanhole

My all time oldie, but goldie, favorite- "I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie"

Guys said this to me all the time when I first started. Always makes me bust a gut, tho.

 

[MDouble00]

I hear that line literally every day on facebook in a bro talk manly man group, just dudes parroting someone else's humor...
'I'd drink her bathwater'
'I'd let her piss on my fish n chips'
'I'd suck the dick of the last guy who fucked her just to know what she tastes like'
etc.

I hear variations of these so much when hanging with my boys. So much so there has been times we'vediscussed how absurd it would be to do these things. I can neither confirm nor deny if I was convinced on the merits of drinking bath water.

One of my best friends hasn't been to an establishment where he hasn't pontificated his desire to tounge some pretty waitress, server, hostess, patrons fart box lol.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I have always heard "tongue-punch". They wish to "tongue-punch" the fartbox.

 

[RogueWarrior]

Saw this in a random room:

"I'd most likely fuck you if you weren't such a slut."

Ignoring that fact that this member had a less than 0% chance of actually fucking said model, that line of thinking is inherently flawed. Would not one be more likely to fuck someone who is a slut?

 

[AllysaJayden]

Saw this in a random room:

"I'd most likely fuck you if you weren't such a slut."

Ignoring that fact that this member had a less than 0% chance of actually fucking said model, that line of thinking is inherently flawed. Would not one be more likely to fuck someone who is a slut?

Omg yes lol

 

[RogueWarrior]

Omg yes lol

At least one person gets the humor in this.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Someone on Snapchat: So do you have a premium or what?


Pffft, I do but I don't sell it to people who ask rudely. And why are you having an attitude asking me, wtf.

I don't plug it as much as I see other models do, but that's because, one, I'm lazy, and two, it's not explicit, just nude.

 

[CharlieCharma]

Anytime anyone buys a show from me without telling me everything they want then throw a fit when I won't do it.

I have a hard no on raceplay, underage play, anything to do with bathroom stuff, and being submissive myself. This dude buys a show then asks me to call him daddy. Wait, what, no. You didn't mention this beforehand and if you had I would have told you no. Alright, then he goes on to, "well just talk down about yourself. Like, call yourself unworthy of me." Again. No. If you had asked before paying and starting the show I would have told you no.

At this point, this dude is throwing a fit about stuff that I bet he knew I'd say no to and thought he'd get out of me by just not bringing them up until the show started. He goes on a rant about how he feels ripped off and can't even enjoy the show now. He asks how I'd feel if I paid for an expensive meal then didn't like it.

Well, dude, this isn't quite like that. I like my ramen with egg. It's a deal breaker for me. I wouldn't look at an online menu that didn't include ramen eggs, call a restaurant up, order a bowl of ramen, show up at the restaurant asking for an egg then throw a fit when they didn't have any fucking eggs for me and demand a refund. I'd go to a different goddamn restaurant.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Someone on Snapchat sent me a chat: "u're uglie"

Sooo... Unfollow me? Tf you doing here if you don't like me?

P.S. People's opinions don't hurt my feelings.

 

[zoober]

"How much for a jar of farts?"

Don't get why models don't sell jars of fart if honest (with used bicycle saddles for sale to the more discerning snurger)

 

[Marley Magdalene]

It was my third night camming. I can't even right now. My partner and I died while I read this aloud after my shift.
The videos at the bottom are these really weird religious videos. The other links are to some sort of 'Jesus Saves' pamphlet. I'm so confused after he wrote all that dirty stuff, then thinks between the two of us, I'm the one who needs saving?

Here are the links to the weird videos on youtube. My partner and I are sitting down to watch them during dinner tonight! LOLz

A WITCH'S INVITATION'
'THE GOOD-O-METER' -
'THE CHAMPION' -

 

[Omne35]

Um, is that message actually typical stuff cam models get?

 

[EspiKvlt]

Um, is that message actually typical stuff cam models get?

yes

 

[Omne35]

yes

The more I see the more respect I have for all of you.

Give credit where credit is due. Cam models have a tough job, I couldn't deal with that day after day. I couldn't even get through reading the entire message. I'd say I'm appalled but that doesn't really cover it.

 

[Marley Magdalene]

Appalling isn't the word I'd give it. I rate it 5/5 stars for the sheer creativity. I mean gluing my head to another girls head with cum? I can't even type that without giggling.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Nah, bro, I'm not a Trekkie at all, I just retweet Star Trek memes to confuse people.

I also don't have a Bat'leth on my Amazon wish list.... Nope, not at all.