Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

I'm surprised she didn't ban him on night 3.

I would have banned him after night 1, fuck.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I would have banned him after night 1, fuck.

Don't know, night 1 he was practically the only tipper during a demoralizing slump. No chat, no nothing.
But night 2, clearly.

 

[AnaBee]

[QUOTE="justjoinedtopost, post: 753442,
member: Wish you would come to your senses and marry me.
member: I just wanna be married and stick to one pussy and not die from AIDS
[/QUOTE]

Dude is batshit crazy.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

No no, he's ok. I know because he said so in the room.

member: I'm ok Model

 

[Ann_Sulu]

Not so much as say than do...

 

[Submissivemaid]

I personally HATE when guys start with the "you're not like the other camgirls" card.
"Aww you smile a lot, you're so cute! the other girls here are selfish bitches, russian girls get paid for smiling and you're here always happy and nice"
"I love the fact that you have a natural body and real boobs, fake bitches try to look so hard... they're basic hoes".

Please DON'T.

 

[FoxSloth]

I had one last night, while i was topless in public chat. A basic enters and asks how much for topless.
...
.......
I told him 1600. 800 to get dressed again, 800 and I'll take it all back off.

 

[yummybrownfox]

 

[ComicOzzie]

The entire room WTFed this remark...

rascal5755: I know where 7 big black cocks work it is a farm I am going to suck them off an I get to suck off a horse

 

[SinD Je T'aime]

Ive heard some real winners as well like

"Open clit bb"

And since i have an ass the size of the death star, i inevitably get some sick f*ck that says "I want to suck the farts out of your ass" or "man i bet you can take some huge things in that big phat ass"
As if the size of my booty determines that....uughhh!

 

[justjoinedtopost]

And since i have an ass the size of the death star, i inevitably get some sick f*ck that says "I want to suck the farts out of your ass" or "man i bet you can take some huge things in that big phat ass"

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

 

[SinD Je T'aime]

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

My death star has been known to destroy worlds

 

[justjoinedtopost]

My death star has been known to destroy worlds

Never stopped me from flying right up them.

 

[Carmita Bonita]

*during a private show on streamate*
"Do you have one hole in your vagina or 2?"
Me: "Um what do you mean? Every person with a vagina has a vaginal entrance and a urethra to pee out of"
"Wow you know a lot about pussy"
Me:" Um it's called basic sex ed info" o_o
A bunch of other people also joined the show and stayed while I explained the female anatomy lmao

 

[AutumnDayKink]

My death star has been known to destroy worlds

I have, on more than one occasion, referred to my pussy as a sarlaac pit when I was feeling EXTRA fucking salty.

(my computer was kind enough to autocorrect that to "garlic pit" and I was too sleepy to notice for a minute)

 

[SinD Je T'aime]

*during a private show on streamate*
"Do you have one hole in your vagina or 2?"
Me: "Um what do you mean? Every person with a vagina has a vaginal entrance and a urethra to pee out of"
"Wow you know a lot about pussy"
Me:" Um it's called basic sex ed info" o_o
A bunch of other people also joined the show and stayed while I explained the female anatomy lmao

I often find myself having to give sex ed 101 as well

 

[JerryBoBerry]

A bunch of other people also joined the show and stayed while I explained the female anatomy lmao

I often find myself having to give sex ed 101 as well

On mfc there's helpful learning emotes.

:vulvularzoom

 

[Nordling]

Obviously not well thought-out.

 

[yummybrownfox]

 

[FoxSloth]

Jeeeeeeeeeeesus fuck man, some people.

 

[adorable_erin]

"Well, currently I'm groping my breasts, but what I really want to do is direct!"

This is what I am saying to that question from now on. LOLZ

 

[IndySolo]

Kik Dude: "Come here."
Me: "Where...?"
KD: "Dubai"
Me: "That requires money and a passport, that I don't have at the moment. I'd love to vacation there one day." (This is me being too nice. Observe!)
KD: "No i pay you and make u the best street girl. No more webcam. Come here."
Me, finally getting annoyed: "No. I enjoy camming. Sorry."
KD: "You will be personal slut?"

AND YOU SIR ARE BLOCKED.

 

[adorable_erin]

I was wearing a dress with lilo and Stitch on it today and got this response.

 

[Nikola Tesla]

I had to Google Lilo and Stitch.

 

[adorable_erin]

I had to Google Lilo and Stitch.

That's OK Tesla, it's after your time. lol It's a really good movie and one of my top 3 Disney movies for sure!

 

[Nikola Tesla]

No Disney channel in the late 1800's

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I had to Google Lilo and Stitch.

That's OK Tesla, it's after your time.

No Disney channel in the late 1800's

Shouldn't have been a Google either.

 

[adorable_erin]

Shouldn't have been a Google either.

Yes but I would not put it past Tesla to have figured out time travel! lol

 

[EllaGray]

Everytime a member tries to talk about what sexual fetishes I may have had as a child... *headdesk*

 

[lauraxoxox]

I got asked if I would wear a cast/walk around on crutches the other day? Not sure if trolling or legit fantasy...