Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

After a model said she worked hard to keep her members entertained...

fireballs696: you work hard to keep us hard
rock_hard212: works hard to keep us hard
HeteroCurius: u wrk hard to keep everbdy hard

:roll:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

After a model said she worked hard to keep her members entertained...

fireballs696: you work hard to keep us hard
rock_hard212: works hard to keep us hard
HeteroCurius: u wrk hard to keep everbdy hard

:roll:

My first thought was I would have replied in chat '^^^ Those three didn't work very hard to come up their lame replies.'

 

[JerryBoBerry]

 

[SaffronBurke]

I love how multiple people told him he didn't make sense, but it was their fault, not him being a turd.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I love how multiple people told him he didn't make sense, but it was their fault, not him being a turd.

I almost put this in the LOL thread cause I actually did crack up when he called me 'illitrate.' :lol:

 

[bakersman]

After a model said she worked hard to keep her members entertained...

fireballs696: you work hard to keep us hard
rock_hard212: works hard to keep us hard
HeteroCurius: u wrk hard to keep everbdy hard

:roll:

lol

I hope she said this next:

"Wow, I didn't know I was a straight man!"

I had a friend who had this incredible knack for setting up great lines for me to reply to (non-English speakers or non-theatre people--that's the definition of "straight man": the guy who says the 'normal' thing for others to then have funny lines in response to), so one day I told him he was the best straight man EVER. and that's funny because he is completely and obviously gay, lol.

Fun times.

 

[LilyMarie]

https://twitter.com/tonyrachor21/with_replies

damn

 

[JoleneBrody]

mm tots.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

https://twitter.com/tonyrachor21/with_replies

damn

Holy Repeat Batman!

No wonder he's got over 21K tweets. He just copies and pastes. And he even gave out his address in one of them. :roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

A member getting into the Christmas spirit today...

stomper1234: would you like to see me fuck something on cam?

:?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

A member getting into the Christmas spirit today...

stomper1234: would you like to see me fuck something on cam?

:?

I'm both scared and curious to know what the "something" was.

 

[bakersman]

A member getting into the Christmas spirit today...

stomper1234: would you like to see me fuck something on cam?

:?

I'm both scared and curious to know what the "something" was.

My prediction: whatever it is, you'll start posting "NOPE NOPE NOPE" gifs right after

 

[ThunderWeasel]

Just so it can be done & gotten out of the way:

 

[SexySteph]

And the model is allowing it/encouraging this type of convo 0_o

 

[LilyMarie]

Reppin_ADL: HC show aswell .. will always be creepy people willing to pay for that
(some guy says something)
GGWOW: got to love smart arse newbies
Reppin_ADL: not gunna pull the elitism out are ya ..

Hypocrisy is just such a nice personality trait.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Undiscovered serial killer making a tempting offer to a model...

IMTOPLESSTWO: wow….I wish I could fly you down here to florida...
IMTOPLESSTWO: I have a trailer in a remote area of the OCALA NATIONAL FOREST

:shock:

And then when the model ignored his generous offer...

IMTOPLESSTWO: Its funny how the monkeys in this room give large amounts of tokens just to hear a disingenuous thank you..

:roll:

 

[SavannahMai]

https://twitter.com/tonyrachor21/with_replies

damn

Holy Repeat Batman!

No wonder he's got over 21K tweets. He just copies and pastes. And he even gave out his address in one of them. :roll:

Just had a nosey at his page, creepy tweets asking why they dont tweet him back and always beginning with ''sweetie''

I wonder why he gets no replies...

 

[JimsX]

joeceewells: do you have a cam?
joeceewells: if you do'open it

Model doing a show on a cam site and he asks that ...

 

[Teagan]

joeceewells: do you have a cam?
joeceewells: if you do'open it

Model doing a show on a cam site and he asks that ...

sry no cam bb

 

[YelloMit]

https://twitter.com/tonyrachor21/with_replies

damn

Holy Repeat Batman!

No wonder he's got over 21K tweets. He just copies and pastes. And he even gave out his address in one of them. :roll:

Just had a nosey at his page, creepy tweets asking why they dont tweet him back and always beginning with ''sweetie''

I wonder why he gets no replies...

I like his wording with some of them.

https://twitter.com/tonyrachor21/status ... 4350912513

So say hi and then never want her to tweet back? ;P

 

[LilyMarie]

I could try to pick specific tweets here, but there's too many.
For the ultimate WTF experience, read as much as you can. :lol:

https://twitter.com/KennethPoeketie/with_replies

 

[YelloMit]

I could try to pick specific tweets here, but there's too many.
For the ultimate WTF experience, read as much as you can. :lol:

https://twitter.com/KennethPoeketie/with_replies

Uhhh....

 

[JimsX]

I could try to pick specific tweets here, but there's too many.
For the ultimate WTF experience, read as much as you can. :lol:

https://twitter.com/KennethPoeketie/with_replies

Lets praperate yourself for dick war

:lol: :lol:

...............................


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

I could try to pick specific tweets here, but there's too many.
For the ultimate WTF experience, read as much as you can. :lol:

https://twitter.com/KennethPoeketie/with_replies

I'm stealing "Are you hungry at my dick?" and "What do you know about the sex?" for next time I'm in da club...

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I could try to pick specific tweets here, but there's too many.
For the ultimate WTF experience, read as much as you can. :lol:

https://twitter.com/KennethPoeketie/with_replies

I made it through all of them. My brain literally started hurting halfway through. The stupid was overwhelming!
Every time I see people being that incredibly dumb I get a little depressed because I always think 'that right there is the voting public.'

And just a side note to Fay Galore. He mentioned 'dutch' in several of his tweets. So you should look at his timeline and memorize his picture. If you see him, I suggest channeling forth the spiritual essence of the singer Meatloaf and running like a Bat Out Of Hell! :animals-dogrun:

 

[ACFFAN69]

I could try to pick specific tweets here, but there's too many.
For the ultimate WTF experience, read as much as you can. :lol:

https://twitter.com/KennethPoeketie/with_replies

@Kitty_de_Vine .I want to marry you till the dead separate us and we meet each other back in heaven

Imagine that in a Russel Crowe voice, with some epic music in the background, and the proper setting. It could totally work.

 

[ComicOzzie]

sdarthur: you are the finest bitch ever (i mean that in the most respectful way possible)

Because nothing says respect like calling the model a bitch :handgestures-salute:

 

[JessieWolfe]

If anyone wants to scroll through pages of WTF just check this out

https://twitter.com/ladygagsmfc

(this is what a stalker looks like.)

 

[JimsX]

Two guys to the same model, who was trying to chat to 200 guys:

I regret you didn't do your homework and blew off the wrong member...maybe in the future you'll know mfc better and learn from your mistakes.

and

i really don't care what happened,cuz i will never meet you so, thanks for talking to me


not

Don't reply fast enough and have guys who are all butthurt bitch and complain in chat :lol:

 

[ACFFAN69]

If anyone wants to scroll through pages of WTF just check this out

https://twitter.com/ladygagsmfc

(this is what a stalker looks like.)

Even epic gladiator style Russel Crowe voice can't save that guy.