Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

Legit WTF, I need a slang translator, the dude left when I asked him what that meant.

you gon put on or nah

 

[TheMoonSage]

I have a bit of a foot fetish, but that's just fucking weird. Steal a woman's shoe? What's he gonna do with it? :?

I know! It's constant questions like that. Tonight, it was "What if you were at a bar and your shoe came off? Would you go limp to your friends with one shoe on, take a shot, and go try to get it back? Or would you try getting it back immediately"

 

[ComicOzzie]

length4u: wowww
length4u: hungry ass I hope ?.
length4u: wants to be fed meat
length4u: thick erect lengtus of cock

:?

 

[Shaun__]

I have a bit of a foot fetish, but that's just fucking weird. Steal a woman's shoe? What's he gonna do with it? :?

I know! It's constant questions like that. Tonight, it was "What if you were at a bar and your shoe came off? Would you go limp to your friends with one shoe on, take a shot, and go try to get it back? Or would you try getting it back immediately"

He wants you to say things like run your foot up his leg to to his crotch and ask for your shoe back as you rubbed against it, you know the stuff he should be paying you for doing in private probably for the stealing scenarios. Other similar things for the others.

 

[bakersman]

length4u: wowww
length4u: hungry ass I hope ?.
length4u: wants to be fed meat
length4u: thick erect lengtus of cock

:?

I think the Lengtus of Cock is another name for Pompatus of Love.

or something :lol:

 

[MrRodry]

 

[SaffronBurke]

wnat would u do to a 22 yr old virgin whos 6'5 200 pounds with 7'5 inches there first time bb

:lol: You ain't getting no free sexy talk, yo. :snooty:

 

[MayaEden]

I tweet: 21 jump street was much better than I was expecting. Loved Ice cube's character.
Penis icon tweets back: i want to see 22 jump street
I tweet back: already seen it, it's pretty cool too.
Penis icon tweets me: im on cam join me

Reminder to never engage publicly on twitter with penis icons again. :happy11:

 

[Jupiter551]

Guest00274: she is veare niac
Guest00274: i see you this iaes veare bewtifull
Guest00274: she is abig iaes
Guest00274: and she is hapenc

took a while to get 'very nice', 'big eyes', no idea what 'hapenc' is

Guest00274: iam 4mian i can fuac 4bibi in the on tiam

'I am 4 man (?) I can fuck 4 bb in the one time' ?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Guest00274: she is veare niac
Guest00274: i see you this iaes veare bewtifull
Guest00274: she is abig iaes
Guest00274: and she is hapenc

took a while to get 'very nice', 'big eyes', no idea what 'hapenc' is

"Hispanic", maybe?

 

[SenorBanana1]

I was in some new member's room when perusing MFC, to see a guest ask this:

have you ever considered suicide

I actually responded in chat since I literally couldn't believe what I was seeing.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Methinks if you don't get it, I don't have to explain it to you. Especially not in 140 characters.

 

[Johndoe91]

I suppose she had that coming, naming herself flexiblegirll and all...

 

[Nordling]

What are "horny nipples?"

 

[ComicOzzie]

worst tip note ever

CRAZY_TIM has tipped MissButterfly 5 tokens: 'do me in my butt'

 

[LilyMarie]

What are "horny nipples?"

When a member uses 'horny' to describe a model's body part, I usually assume they're German. :?
The German word for 'horny' can also mean hot/sexually attractive/sexually appealing. OR cool, rad, awesome etc. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/geil#German

 

[LailaBaise]

What are "horny nipples?"

When a member uses 'horny' to describe a model's body part, I usually assume they're German. :?
The German word for 'horny' can also mean hot/sexually attractive/sexually appealing. OR cool, rad, awesome etc. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/geil#German

Horny tends to have that connotation in Britain too to some degree. I've described, and heard others describe, things as 'being horny' before.

 

[TokenGesture]

When a member uses 'horny' to describe a model's body part, I usually assume they're German. :?
The German word for 'horny' can also mean hot/sexually attractive/sexually appealing. OR cool, rad, awesome etc. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/geil#German

Horny tends to have that connotation in Britain too to some degree. I've described, and heard others describe, things as 'being horny' before.

All neatly confirmed by the international chart performance of the classic song "Horny 98" by Mousse T.

 

[ComicOzzie]

This WTF wins the thread...

Justin98537: i love the Duece Bigalow movies, so funny

WTF????

 

[Protocosmo]

What are "horny nipples?"

When a member uses 'horny' to describe a model's body part, I usually assume they're German. :?
The German word for 'horny' can also mean hot/sexually attractive/sexually appealing. OR cool, rad, awesome etc. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/geil#German

I hate the word geil almost as much as quasi. When did everybody start using quasi???
:snooty:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

What are "horny nipples?"

When a member uses 'horny' to describe a model's body part, I usually assume they're German. :?
The German word for 'horny' can also mean hot/sexually attractive/sexually appealing. OR cool, rad, awesome etc. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/geil#German

I hate the word geil almost as much as quasi. When did everybody start using quasi???
:snooty:

People wanted to talk about something that resembled being sexually attractive. So Quasi-Geil was born!
:mrgreen:

 

[MrRodry]

:snooty:

 

[Jupiter551]

Guest65425: somewhere I hope you are reading my latest three word poem
Guest65425: bye for now
Guest65425: see you soon

Not one but TWO poems from this literary giant! I prefer "Bye for now" over his later work, "See you soon", but isn't that always the way with sequels?

 

[Nordling]

Nothing more fun for a model than reading a member's random thoughts on whether or not he should tip or take you private... he never did either.

 

[JimsX]

Many years ago you used to get a big round orange pill for period cramps
it was sugar coated. I used to suck off the sugar and put the pills back in the bottle :loll
Then they were white, after the sugar was sucked off of them

:?

 

[Nordling]

Many years ago you used to get a big round orange pill for period cramps
it was sugar coated. I used to suck off the sugar and put the pills back in the bottle :loll
Then they were white, after the sugar was sucked off of them

:?

Ha! I'm sure his mom didn't notice the color change. lol

 

[ComicOzzie]

tombloo: Oh when you play with them and pull your bra down my heart beats a million times
tombloo: Oh YES!!!!!!
tombloo: OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!
tombloo: OH YES
tombloo: oh i love that
tombloo: mmmmmmmm yes
tombloo: YESSSSS

Act like its not your first day on MFC, dude.

 

[ComicOzzie]

Appropriate name...

Stupid_Basic: oh... you may be cute.
Stupid_Basic: is rare. most girl here ugly

:roll:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Appropriate name...

Stupid_Basic: oh... you may be cute.
Stupid_Basic: is rare. most girl here ugly

:roll:

We're in the same room. :lol:

 

[LilyMarie]

Appropriate name...

Stupid_Basic: oh... you may be cute.
Stupid_Basic: is rare. most girl here ugly

:roll:

We're in the same room. :lol:

This guy started his presence in my room last week by asking for opinions on his 'idea', which consisted of going outside with a sign that said "free orgasms, 18+". Then he said something about how it's discriminatory that people can offer "free hugs" in the street, but he can't offer "free orgasms".
Later he said "I like you because you're actually doing something" while I was just sitting there chatting.

There are trolls who want to make models rage, and trolls who try really hard to confuse them, I guess? :lol: It didn't work in my case, but good to know he's still going on :roll: