Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

AI1990: if you spit on ur nipples to get me hard :spitty il take you right in pvt with cam on
Diana_Doll: take me and then i will spit
AI1990: i just want you to do it so im already hard for pvt and cam will be on
AI1990: i promise you we go straight away
Diana_Doll: if u hard thats good
Diana_Doll: im ready if u are
AI1990: one spit and we go bby
AI1990: i promise you
Diana_Doll: i dont care
Diana_Doll: tip for request Al
AI1990: :spitty one spit and we go bby

These kind of beggars drive me nuts.

PS. He never took her pvt.

I love how he says twice that his cam will be on, as if that's somehow a reason for her to want to be taken private by him...

 

[SaffronBurke]

plz turn yuo bed sweet plz

 

[SaffronBurke]

u do sex every days one at month

 

[LilyMarie]

A true wtf in PM today


06:39:08 AM louik1672: anything
06:39:37 AM LilyMarie: ?
06:40:23 AM louik1672: no so stand and cam on floor for few seconds?
06:40:29 AM louik1672: anything
06:40:36 AM louik1672: no
06:40:41 AM louik1672: anything
06:40:54 AM louik1672: sorry
06:40:56 AM LilyMarie: are you on drugs?
06:41:08 AM louik1672: nooooooooo
06:51:26 AM louik1672: so
07:37:49 AM louik1672: more
07:37:53 AM louik1672: anything
07:38:33 AM LilyMarie: what do you want?
07:39:06 AM louik1672: anything so stand and cam on floor for few seconds?
07:40:15 AM louik1672: anything
07:40:18 AM louik1672: anything
07:40:21 AM louik1672: anything
07:40:24 AM louik1672: anything
07:40:28 AM louik1672: anything
07:40:31 AM louik1672: anything
07:40:36 AM louik1672: anything
07:40:42 AM louik1672: anything
07:41:13 AM louik1672: anything
07:41:15 AM louik1672: anything
07:41:17 AM LilyMarie: what are you doing...
07:41:18 AM louik1672: anything
07:44:38 AM louik1672: anything
07:48:16 AM louik1672: anything

 

[eclipse76]

Oh that was the "anything guy". I thought it was "show me anything bb", not literally spamming you the word "anything".

 

[LilyMarie]

Oh that was the "anything guy". I thought it was "show me anything bb", not literally spamming you the word "anything".

Yeah, that was him.. I was so confused... I opened his PM window occasionally, and was always greeted with a new amount of 'anythings'

 

[MrRodry]

 

[SaffronBurke]

summerolove67: sexy woman
summerolove67: can't see u

 

[LailaBaise]

trevch: if i didn't spend all my disposable income on blow id tip you at least 1000 tokens but i mean blow or 1000 tokens i think its an easy choice have a good night

The hardest drug this schmuck has done is a lemsip methinks.

 

[MrRodry]

 

[JessieWolfe]

"let me fill your cervix with my baby batter"

I had to hold in the laughter until the gold show was over. The words baby batter still make me chuckle haha

 

[JerryBoBerry]

"let me fill your cervix with my baby batter"

I had to hold in the laughter until the gold show was over. The words baby batter still make me chuckle haha

Oh my word. That brings back instant flashbacks to really bad porn books from Beeline publishing back in the 70's and 80's.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

 

[SaffronBurke]

damn if teasen was a job you'd be getting big bucks lol

:hand:

 

[Hello_Kimmy]

I found a model who had fallen asleep on MFC awhile back and WOW, the members were saying some fucked up shit. But one of them was literally saying how it reminded him of when he would take advantage of drunk/drugged girls?? And how much he didn't care that he did it AND would do it again. Nice to know you're a rapist and a terrible human being! Now I can memorize your name and make sure you NEVER step foot in my room.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I don't like dirty talk I just want you to describe something that I find sexy in full detail!

But seriously, that dialogue was full of wtf.

 

[housewifeswag]

I've never seen this person in my room ever in the 6 months I've been doing this then I get a message,

"Do you do private shows for free?"

:roll:

 

[Shaun__]

I've never seen this person in my room ever in the 6 months I've been doing this then I get a message,

"Do you do private shows for free?"

:roll:

I do not know, but he might be asking if you charge an upfront fee before you will do a private show. Some models charge for various reasons to take privates. Or he may just not know how to spell Skype.

 

[JimsX]

I found a model who had fallen asleep on MFC awhile back and WOW, the members were saying some fucked up shit. But one of them was literally saying how it reminded him of when he would take advantage of drunk/drugged girls?? And how much he didn't care that he did it AND would do it again. Nice to know you're a rapist and a terrible human being! Now I can memorize your name and make sure you NEVER step foot in my room.

Call me a white knight or whatever, but I report that shit.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I've never seen this person in my room ever in the 6 months I've been doing this then I get a message,

"Do you do private shows for free?"

:roll:

I do not know, but he might be asking if you charge an upfront fee before you will do a private show. Some models charge for various reasons to take privates. Or he may just not know how to spell Skype.

Chaturbate blocks the word "Skype" from chat, so guys think that they're being sneaky when they ask about "privates". It wouldn't surprise if they assumed that other sites do this, too, and automatically use the same verbiage across the net.

For some reason, they get cranky when they ask me how much for a private and I reply "30 tokens a minute! Click on that pretty button under my face!"

 

[Sevrin]

I found a model who had fallen asleep on MFC awhile back and WOW, the members were saying some fucked up shit. But one of them was literally saying how it reminded him of when he would take advantage of drunk/drugged girls?? And how much he didn't care that he did it AND would do it again. Nice to know you're a rapist and a terrible human being! Now I can memorize your name and make sure you NEVER step foot in my room.

Call me a white knight or whatever, but I report that shit.

Dr. Huxtable doesn't get out as much as he'd like to anymore.

 

[Johndoe91]

I've never seen this person in my room ever in the 6 months I've been doing this then I get a message,

"Do you do private shows for free?"

:roll:

I do not know, but he might be asking if you charge an upfront fee before you will do a private show. Some models charge for various reasons to take privates. Or he may just not know how to spell Skype.

Chaturbate blocks the word "Skype" from chat, so guys think that they're being sneaky when they ask about "privates". It wouldn't surprise if they assumed that other sites do this, too, and automatically use the same verbiage across the net.

For some reason, they get cranky when they ask me how much for a private and I reply "30 tokens a minute! Click on that pretty button under my face!"

Cams.com blocks Skype too, along with a plethora of other words involved with illegal acts.

 

[SaffronBurke]

I've never seen this person in my room ever in the 6 months I've been doing this then I get a message,

"Do you do private shows for free?"

:roll:

I do not know, but he might be asking if you charge an upfront fee before you will do a private show. Some models charge for various reasons to take privates. Or he may just not know how to spell Skype.

Chaturbate blocks the word "Skype" from chat, so guys think that they're being sneaky when they ask about "privates". It wouldn't surprise if they assumed that other sites do this, too, and automatically use the same verbiage across the net.

For some reason, they get cranky when they ask me how much for a private and I reply "30 tokens a minute! Click on that pretty button under my face!"

Cams.com blocks Skype too, along with a plethora of other words involved with illegal acts.

They also block a lot of silly things. "It's against the rules to give contact info", or any other phrasing of that sentence, is an "illegal message" and won't send. It's even told me that "That's not what I'm here for" is forbidden, when I was responding to someone treating it like a hookup site. I've also had a few other sentences blocked that didn't make any sense, can't remember what they are, but I was shocked that I couldn't send them.

 

[Nordling]

From out of nowhere, a member, not a reg, enters a room and posts. The model had to laugh and say "wtf?" herself.

 

[eclipse76]

A Demi Lovato fan probably.

 

[JessieWolfe]

ronsw51: Mmm Ron Swanson loves to be with you.

well... ok then.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

ronsw51: Mmm Ron Swanson loves to be with you.

well... ok then.

Mandatory standard reply: Does Ron Swanson love to tip the model?

 

[housewifeswag]

I've never seen this person in my room ever in the 6 months I've been doing this then I get a message,

"Do you do private shows for free?"

:roll:

I do not know, but he might be asking if you charge an upfront fee before you will do a private show. Some models charge for various reasons to take privates. Or he may just not know how to spell Skype.

Chaturbate blocks the word "Skype" from chat, so guys think that they're being sneaky when they ask about "privates". It wouldn't surprise if they assumed that other sites do this, too, and automatically use the same verbiage across the net.

For some reason, they get cranky when they ask me how much for a private and I reply "30 tokens a minute! Click on that pretty button under my face!"

Cams.com blocks Skype too, along with a plethora of other words involved with illegal acts.

They also block a lot of silly things. "It's against the rules to give contact info", or any other phrasing of that sentence, is an "illegal message" and won't send. It's even told me that "That's not what I'm here for" is forbidden, when I was responding to someone treating it like a hookup site. I've also had a few other sentences blocked that didn't make any sense, can't remember what they are, but I was shocked that I couldn't send them.

yeah this guy was on tumblr. I messaged him back and told him I cam on MFC and haven't heard back so who knows.

 

[NicoleRiley]

:shock:

 

[mynameisbob84]

:shock:

I did a lol