Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[SaffronBurke]

I was spanking my tits today.
They turned ever so slightly red on cam.

win77: your going to get a bruse
win77: maybe brest cancer be nice to thouse tits




:violin:

Spanking gives you cancer now? I'm fucked!

 

[Amelia Liddell]

I was spanking my tits today.
They turned ever so slightly red on cam.

win77: your going to get a bruse
win77: maybe brest cancer be nice to thouse tits




:violin:

Spanking gives you cancer now? I'm fucked!

i can't believe their are dudes that seriously believe being rough with your boobs=breast cancer. people are dumb.
also:

 

[JimsX]

i can't believe their are dudes that seriously believe being rough with your boobs=breast cancer. people are dumb.
also:

And you dare to call yourself kinky! :naughty:

 

[Amelia Liddell]

i can't believe their are dudes that seriously believe being rough with your boobs=breast cancer. people are dumb.
also:

And you dare to call yourself kinky! :naughty:

:lol: :lol: :lol: IKR! I should be ashamed of myself for being such a liar

 

[ComicOzzie]

His employer isn't getting his money's worth out of this guy...

l

overbaab1: hey baby wann fuck on the phone with me and make me cum when you hear me
loverbaab1: at work and horny.
loverbaab1: sound off on work computer

 

[Nordling]

First she ignored him, then she banned him.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

First she ignored him, then she banned him.

Dirty talk that actually turns on a woman. Some guys will just never master the technique. :?

 

[MintyFlowers]

When camming with any other lady... I always get asked "are you guys sisters?"

Yes, this lovely latina with the prettiest and hugest eyes and biggest boobs ever is obviously my sister.
Yes, this mixed South American/German girl with pink nipples is my sister.
Yes, that dog is my sister.

Are people actually that interested in incest?

 

[ComicOzzie]

sinsavi669: IF U LET ME OPEN UP A CHASE CARD UNDER YOUR NAME WE CAN SPLIT THE RETURN

:?

 

[LilyMarie]

Yellow wall starts.
Non-tipping member: '*sits back and shuts the fuck up*'
Yellow wall continues with a bunch of people tipping a bunch of little tips. No one says anything.
Same non-tipping member: '\m/ my niggaz'

dude you just said you're going to sit back and shut the fuck up, why would you end up breaking the wall then >_<

Sometimes it's little things like that... -.-

 

[ComicOzzie]

werewolf122: wonderful breasts youre wearing

She decided to put them on especially for you.

:thumbleft:

 

[bakersman]

werewolf122: wonderful breasts youre wearing

She decided to put them on especially for you.

:thumbleft:

Yeah, I hate it when it's soooooo obvious the model just slammed on whatever breasts were on top of the pile that day. Sheesh, ladies.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I just had a crazy fun person. I was in MargotDarling's room and this dude threatens to kill us all. She banned him. This was in private message to me afterward.

03:44:23 PM GonnaMakeU: I wish I could kill U right now, you are sick, you need to to die
03:44:47 PM ME: you've done that schtick. It's old. Learn some new material.
03:44:49 PM GonnaMakeU: I will find U
03:45:17 PM GonnaMakeU: hehe
03:45:35 PM GonnaMakeU: U aint seen death yet have U
03:45:48 PM GonnaMakeU: I will eat U
03:45:53 PM GonnaMakeU: alive
03:46:55 PM GonnaMakeU: It will take some time, I have millions to pay for it, but I will find
03:47:24 PM GonnaMakeU: and U and your assfiukcing famlitu will D I E
03:49:17 PM GonnaMakeU: I will torture U, I ahve lots of moilliens adn O I will eat uyeo
03:49:29 PM GonnaMakeU: I woyll enyth
03:49:32 PM GonnaMakeU: hehe
03:50:17 PM GonnaMakeU: I hat eU so mcuh I will cut my arma just u tale u feel PAIN
03:51:03 PM GonnaMakeU: dieeye

After i stopped laughing my ass off I reported him. Not sure it's necessary for models to ban him now. Something tells me his account may not be active much longer.

 

[Nordling]

Esprit de corps is a wonderful thing...brotherhood and all that... but Jesus, fellows, can't you do SOME things ALONE? lol Since "assman" left, I have a feeling the brotherly love may have been one-sided. This was chatter going on during a gold show and right afterward.

Here4anut: damn I missed it
did you cum assman
assman198525: incredible
oh..yes..
Here4anut: can u cum again bro
assman198525: Iol
there’s always room for jello
Here4anut: cum in pvt with me
and her bro
assman198525: amazing babe,
thank you muahh xooxo
Member: Wish they'd discuss
their cumming in pvt
Here4anut: u down to go pvt with
me and her assman
awww assman u left?

 

[AnyaSchwanz]

Today was a special day on cam...

 

[ComicOzzie]

In the middle of a model's erotic dance...

devotions: what is your opinion on abortion?

:?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Doesn't matter which Lounge you go in. There's idiots in them all. Was just checking out a model from Lounge10K and noticed the chat. Talking about conspiracies involving a building collapsing. One guy pipes in with his theory and adds that his is backed by the fact that he's a Metallurgist and so he knows controlled destruction. Only he didn't know how to spell Metallurgist, destruction, or about half the words he used in any other sentence. If you try to convince everyone your degree and job is related to something, maybe know how to spell what you went to college for four years to do.

Bullshit meter went DING.

 

[PennyLaPerv]

I just had a crazy fun person. I was in MargotDarling's room and this dude threatens to kill us all. She banned him. This was in private message to me afterward.

03:44:23 PM GonnaMakeU: I wish I could kill U right now, you are sick, you need to to die
03:44:47 PM ME: you've done that schtick. It's old. Learn some new material.
03:44:49 PM GonnaMakeU: I will find U
03:45:17 PM GonnaMakeU: hehe
03:45:35 PM GonnaMakeU: U aint seen death yet have U
03:45:48 PM GonnaMakeU: I will eat U
03:45:53 PM GonnaMakeU: alive
03:46:55 PM GonnaMakeU: It will take some time, I have millions to pay for it, but I will find
03:47:24 PM GonnaMakeU: and U and your assfiukcing famlitu will D I E
03:49:17 PM GonnaMakeU: I will torture U, I ahve lots of moilliens adn O I will eat uyeo
03:49:29 PM GonnaMakeU: I woyll enyth
03:49:32 PM GonnaMakeU: hehe
03:50:17 PM GonnaMakeU: I hat eU so mcuh I will cut my arma just u tale u feel PAIN
03:51:03 PM GonnaMakeU: dieeye

After i stopped laughing my ass off I reported him. Not sure it's necessary for models to ban him now. Something tells me his account may not be active much longer.

You have a great attitude towards trolls but that is horrific. Everytime I start to think humans are good at heart I hear something like this. I'm impressed with your cool head. You rock.

 

[LacieLaPlante]

This whole conversation was WTF, but this was a little lol at the end.

 

[LilyMarie]

Yunkmunk: can someone add up the amount of money he's spent tonight?

(This model also just got a 23k and then a 7k and an 8k tip within minutes, and she has guests unmuted. You can imagine what's going on in the chat. )

 

[SavannahMai]

Penertration: txt me postcode



Erm...............No.


Penertration: Lol


Now maybe it's just me but i can't see the humour in that -_-

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Penertration: txt me postcode



Erm...............No.


Penertration: Lol


Now maybe it's just me but i can't see the humour in that -_-

Feel free to download this QR Code and send to people who need it.



It's a working one that sends the user to This Site.

 

[eclipse76]

On a new model profile:

Hey hun i was going to help u when we spoke before. your also on my skype. did you still need help with mfc msg me back

I hate those guys :angry4:

 

[ComicOzzie]

I really appreciate it when a random member steps up and speaks on behalf of the entire room...

vulcanoid0: We don't like that rap shit

:handgestures-salute:

 

[SavannahMai]

PureHeart88: open mmy cam bb and rate my muscles SNOG MARRY or SHAG

SavannahMai: Avoid

PureHeart88 leaves the room


:dance:

 

[SavannahMai]

Penertration: txt me postcode



Erm...............No.


Penertration: Lol


Now maybe it's just me but i can't see the humour in that -_-

Feel free to download this QR Code and send to people who need it.



It's a working one that sends the user to This Site.

Haha i think i will! See how many actually use it lmao

 

[God]

(this member was on a basic non-paying account in a new model chatroom)

BootyKing111: :nuke BootyKing111 has tipped MsPenny19 50 tokens. :nuke

 

[SaffronBurke]

huckleberrycb: can i hear you?
huckleberrycb: bb - can i hear you?

I don't know, can you?

 

[SavannahMai]

on AW earlier...

ram_it_in: guys this girl has no tits....awesome!

Gee...thanks for the confidence boost there pal!

 

[LilyMarie]

Model complains about lack of tips.

AIDSburglar: tip doesn't work
AIDSburglar: we've tried we can't tip
ICEMAN9911 has tipped (modelname) 20 tokens.
AIDSburglar: won't let us