Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LilyMarie]

dpkk8: why u r boobs getting small
Model: My boobs are getting small?
dpkk8: yeah
Model: I don't know, maybe because I lost weight...
dpkk8: give them milk
Model: I don't think you give boobs milk and they grow, I don't think that's how it works. Maybe someone lied to you in anatomy or something.
dpkk8: give me then for one day i make them big
(some normal chatting by other people/the model)
dpkk8: i can make u r everything big
dpkk8: that too
dpkk8: no u r pussy
Model: I don't think I want a big pussy... I will gracefully decline that offer.
dpkk8: it go easy then
Model: yeah no, I'm good, thank you for the offer...
dpkk8: show u r hole
dpkk8: \
(banned.)

 

[GracieHart]

Not really a thing he said but member enters room with the username "RolfHarris"

Results in an instant ban.

Naming yourself after a convicted paedophile, really!?! Eugh

 

[JimsX]

To a model who said she does not like to swallow:

it would be like having a civilization in your mouth that wasn't born yet

:lol: :lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Plums__: my balls smell like olives

:?

 

[JimsX]

Logan0000069: are you tired of whoring online?? then call the number below!! and make $7,000 a week!
Logan0000069: 813-280-0716 for legit proof just ask!! buisness only!!
Logan0000069: are you tired of whoring online?? then call the number below!! and make $7,000 a week!
Logan0000069: 813-280-0716 for legit proof just ask!! buisness only!!
Logan0000069: are you tired of whoring online?? then call the number below!! and make $7,000 a week!
Logan0000069: NIGGER

He's gonna go far with his business. I wonder if he accepts bitcoin.

 

[xoxoHunter]

 

[Worship Jaclyn]

Daddy_____: you can't even say hi?

No. I'm not going to say "hi daddy". No no no no.

 

[Leah]

 

[BarbieLuv]

Daddy_____: you can't even say hi?

No. I'm not going to say "hi daddy". No no no no.

Whenever someone with 'Daddy' in the username says something to me, I call them 'D'. So that guy would have gotten a cheerful 'Hi, D! How're you today?' Helps with site rules and usually makes them leave as well. :lol:

 

[Worship Jaclyn]

Daddy_____: you can't even say hi?

No. I'm not going to say "hi daddy". No no no no.

Whenever someone with 'Daddy' in the username says something to me, I call them 'D'. So that guy would have gotten a cheerful 'Hi, D! How're you today?' Helps with site rules and usually makes them leave as well. :lol:

Haha perfect!

 

[ComicOzzie]

To a model sucking on a dildo...

papajunk: have you ever sucked a real one?

:?

 

[NataliaGrey]

Daddy_____: you can't even say hi?

No. I'm not going to say "hi daddy". No no no no.

Whenever someone with 'Daddy' in the username says something to me, I call them 'D'. So that guy would have gotten a cheerful 'Hi, D! How're you today?' Helps with site rules and usually makes them leave as well. :lol:

I hate this so much! Why even allow people to have the name Daddy in usernames if models aren't allowed to say it? I know it's unlikely to get us in trouble, but even popular models have gotten in trouble for very silly situations involving the word daddy, so it's not unwarranted. If there weren't a rule against it, it wouldn't even bother me at all, but it makes me super uncomfortable when people have Daddy in their username for that reason.

 

[GracieHart]

You were great.
During your gold show, my sperms hit my face
and went over my head.

Thanks

Thanks I guess.... :?

 

[ComicOzzie]

What a deal! :dance:

KurtCanada: You can watch my cam for free. I won't charge you
KurtCanada: It is up to you

 

[DuoShi]

I laughed so hard at this. I don't even know why.

ouiouiouis: i want to get a giant fly swatter and tame the ass

 

[SaffronBurke]

Epic Rap Battles of History!!!!!!

I guess that's what he thought I was listening to. Nope, Skin by Rhianna. Not sure which one that would sound like....

 

[MrRodry]

 

[PlayboyMegan]

And yet he's still in a room with a woman he finds "trashy" and "disgusting."
LOGIC WIN

 

[God]

(member) This website made me want to move to Kazakhstan

 

[LilyMarie]

Yeahahh: Can we apreciate your beauty doggy possition too ?
awesomebeard: no request
pumpumpound: i think shes doing enough :
Yeahahh: but i dont care what you think, im not here cause of you.
pumpumpound: Sammie, go deeper
awesomebeard: no commands
Yeahahh: i think you will look amazing at a doggy possition beauty

So much fail in less than 30 seconds.

 

[ga5457]

bistger: Hey will you watch my cam and make me hit my balls for you?
bistger: come one it will be fun
bistger: for you anayways

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

"How much to see your pretty butt hole?" I don't find buttholes pretty, no matter how pretty the woman is that they're attached to. lol

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

In Jalyn's room today: "Do you like your shit pushed in bb?"

 

[JimsX]

Found this on a member's profile:

I am a model now, I ONLY show my lips, I do blowjob shows. I do naughty talk like roleplay, master, student, nurse etc, I rarely look at cams. And I have a low number for tokens for me to do something in the topic! If you like teasing and naughty talk please check out my model page: thank you!

Left out the model name in case I get bashed for it lol. But did a search for it and found no model with the name "she" claimed.

Being a model but never showing face or body, only lips ... interesting

 

[JimsX]

discreet3275: and when you want a manager, call on me
discreet3275: i am from all
discreet3275: i manage all
discreet3275: some call me the best
discreet3275: and stop blocking my pms
discreet3275: I want pm privedges
model: you have to be my friend first
discreet3275: dumb girl, you lose

Has being a total cunt to the model ever gotten a member what he wanted?

And what the hell does "i am from all" mean? :lol:

 

[Fay_Galore]

member: you'll look good with my cock stuck up your sexy ass !
member: well, i'll look good

:lol:

 

[DivSavel]

Member: i have a question, how many tokens for a actul relationship with you/living with each other?
Me: I don't escort, sorry!
Member: not escorting, friendship wise to get to know each other.
Me: Lol I just moved so I very well can't move again
Me: I just don't meet, it's too risky.
Member: i can move in XD


:shock:

 

[LilyMarie]

jtse124 has tipped (model) 1000 tokens.
Trillesttt: you better cum now!!
canadiandude1: time to cum lol
jkstpziSHn: thats anal

 

[ComicOzzie]

herraporso: do you like it when a guy shoots his load on your tight pussy? or do you prefer the hot spray deep inside your fuckhole?

He's just curious...

 

[ComicOzzie]

Bryan seems nice...

BryanMilIs: have u been pregnant before?
BryanMilIs: ah ok , i assumed that because of the saggy tits
BryanMilIs: because u too braindead for a good joke