Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[ComicOzzie]

Someone actually put a request in a tip note. I nearly fell off my chair.

TrevorNorris has tipped SexxyLena 100 tokens: 'Can we see your ass please )

:shock:

 

[JimsX]

you have great intentions for your pussy to be firmly embedded with the lustful seed of men so as to satisfy their desires
of course your own carnal lust would be satisfied too

A real romantic :lol:

 

[CourtneyJayne]

Todd451977: mack her com

Nice job.

 

[DivSavel]

Member: lt bb
Member: tu aime pv c2c ?
Divahkiin(spoken): Sorry, I'm monolingual! I don't understand what you're saying.
Member: veux tu voir mon sex ?
Divahkiin: Parler l'anglais?
Member: naked bb et go pv c2c ok
Divahkiin(spoken): You mean private? No, I'm sorry! I like to be able to communicate to the person I go private with.
Member: NAKED BB ET GO GO PV C2C
Member: ET TU VERAS MA BITE DE 19 CM OK

Aaaand banned. Between "et tu" and "bite de 19 cm" I am pretty sure that was straight up "BITE MAH DICK".

 

[LilyMarie]

Member: ET TU VERAS MA BITE DE 19 CM OK

'AND YOU WILL SEE MY 19 CM COCK OK'

At least among the French, romance isn't dead yet. :')

 

[mynameisbob84]

Member: ET TU VERAS MA BITE DE 19 CM OK

'AND YOU WILL SEE MY 19 CM COCK OK'

At least among the French, romance isn't dead yet. :')

Ain't nothing petite about le petit mort he'd give you bbs :?

 

[LilyMarie]

Member: ET TU VERAS MA BITE DE 19 CM OK

'AND YOU WILL SEE MY 19 CM COCK OK'

At least among the French, romance isn't dead yet. :')

Ain't nothing petite about le petit mort he'd give you bbs :?

But if it's not un petit mort, it'll just be an actual mort... :shock:

 

[mynameisbob84]

Member: ET TU VERAS MA BITE DE 19 CM OK

'AND YOU WILL SEE MY 19 CM COCK OK'

At least among the French, romance isn't dead yet. :')

Ain't nothing petite about le petit mort he'd give you bbs :?

But if it's not un petit mort, it'll just be an actual mort... :shock:

Some would argue that 19cm of erect man-meat could be classified as a deadly weapon...

 

[bakersman]

Member: naked bb et go pv c2c ok
Divahkiin(spoken): You mean private? No, I'm sorry! I like to be able to communicate to the person I go private with.
Member: NAKED BB ET GO GO PV C2C
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Just like in real life, if someone doesn't understand you the first time, just SAY EXACTLY THE SAME THING AGAIN ONLY LOUDER.

:-D

 

[Diana Blake]

Member: ET TU VERAS MA BITE DE 19 CM OK

'AND YOU WILL SEE MY 19 CM COCK OK'

At least among the French, romance isn't dead yet. :')

Ain't nothing petite about le petit mort he'd give you bbs :?

But if it's not un petit mort, it'll just be an actual mort... :shock:

Some would argue that 19cm of erect man-meat could be classified as a deadly weapon...

Wait...am I wrong but isn't 19cm like 7 1/2 inches?

 

[SaffronBurke]

Him: Are you tall or short?
Me: I'm pretty short.
Him: How tall are you?
Me: 5'4"
Him: That's actually pretty tall for a woman. I'm really tall, I'm 5'11"

Um.... Not sure if he's from Oz and only hangs out with munchkins, or if the Midwest is breeding our own race of giants, because last time I checked, I'm one of the shortest people I know. Average height for a woman round here is 5'8" or so. I would consider 5'11" to be pretty average for a guy, but I know a lot of dudes over 6'2", so maybe I just hang out with freaks of nature.

Plus, seriously, every pair of jeans I own says "petite" or "short" on the tag. Pretty sure I'm NOT tall.

 

[Shaun__]

Him: Are you tall or short?
Me: I'm pretty short.
Him: How tall are you?
Me: 5'4"
Him: That's actually pretty tall for a woman. I'm really tall, I'm 5'11"

Um.... Not sure if he's from Oz and only hangs out with munchkins, or if the Midwest is breeding our own race of giants, because last time I checked, I'm one of the shortest people I know. Average height for a woman round here is 5'8" or so. I would consider 5'11" to be pretty average for a guy, but I know a lot of dudes over 6'2", so maybe I just hang out with freaks of nature.

Plus, seriously, every pair of jeans I own says "petite" or "short" on the tag. Pretty sure I'm NOT tall.

He may be from a shorter part of the world.

 

[SaffronBurke]

Him: Are you tall or short?
Me: I'm pretty short.
Him: How tall are you?
Me: 5'4"
Him: That's actually pretty tall for a woman. I'm really tall, I'm 5'11"

Um.... Not sure if he's from Oz and only hangs out with munchkins, or if the Midwest is breeding our own race of giants, because last time I checked, I'm one of the shortest people I know. Average height for a woman round here is 5'8" or so. I would consider 5'11" to be pretty average for a guy, but I know a lot of dudes over 6'2", so maybe I just hang out with freaks of nature.

Plus, seriously, every pair of jeans I own says "petite" or "short" on the tag. Pretty sure I'm NOT tall.

He may be from a shorter part of the world.

Wow, that's drastically different from where I live! I've had so many experiences from working retail of someone coming over to ask with help from something on a high shelf, only to have them finish with a surprised "oh, you're even shorter than me" that it's odd to think of myself as actually tall. Also makes me wonder how tall they expect retail employees to be.

 

[Nordling]

Him: Are you tall or short?
Me: I'm pretty short.
Him: How tall are you?
Me: 5'4"
Him: That's actually pretty tall for a woman. I'm really tall, I'm 5'11"

Um.... Not sure if he's from Oz and only hangs out with munchkins, or if the Midwest is breeding our own race of giants, because last time I checked, I'm one of the shortest people I know. Average height for a woman round here is 5'8" or so. I would consider 5'11" to be pretty average for a guy, but I know a lot of dudes over 6'2", so maybe I just hang out with freaks of nature.

Plus, seriously, every pair of jeans I own says "petite" or "short" on the tag. Pretty sure I'm NOT tall.

He may be from a shorter part of the world.

Wow, that's drastically different from where I live! I've had so many experiences from working retail of someone coming over to ask with help from something on a high shelf, only to have them finish with a surprised "oh, you're even shorter than me" that it's odd to think of myself as actually tall. Also makes me wonder how tall they expect retail employees to be.

Wikipedia's list of average heights around the world. US: men 5'9.5" and women 5'4.5". I would have guessed taller for women. But you're right, 5'11" isn't "really tall" for a man in the US.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world

 

[NataliaGrey]

Him: Are you tall or short?
Me: I'm pretty short.
Him: How tall are you?
Me: 5'4"
Him: That's actually pretty tall for a woman. I'm really tall, I'm 5'11"

Um.... Not sure if he's from Oz and only hangs out with munchkins, or if the Midwest is breeding our own race of giants, because last time I checked, I'm one of the shortest people I know. Average height for a woman round here is 5'8" or so. I would consider 5'11" to be pretty average for a guy, but I know a lot of dudes over 6'2", so maybe I just hang out with freaks of nature.

Plus, seriously, every pair of jeans I own says "petite" or "short" on the tag. Pretty sure I'm NOT tall.

I actually would guess that the midwest would have taller people than the rest of the US, given the ancestries that are common there.

And the short/tall thing on pants doesn't really have much to do with your total height, just the length of your legs.

 

[mynameisbob84]

Wait...am I wrong but isn't 19cm like 7 1/2 inches?

I thought an inch was about 2cm. I may well be wrong though. I could look it up, I guess, but... effort :?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Wait...am I wrong but isn't 19cm like 7 1/2 inches?

I thought an inch was about 2cm. I may well be wrong though. I could look it up, I guess, but... effort :?

2.54cm = 1 inch. Exactly.
so 19cm = 7.48 inches.
and no i didn't google it. :lol:

 

[SaffronBurke]

Him: Are you tall or short?
Me: I'm pretty short.
Him: How tall are you?
Me: 5'4"
Him: That's actually pretty tall for a woman. I'm really tall, I'm 5'11"

Um.... Not sure if he's from Oz and only hangs out with munchkins, or if the Midwest is breeding our own race of giants, because last time I checked, I'm one of the shortest people I know. Average height for a woman round here is 5'8" or so. I would consider 5'11" to be pretty average for a guy, but I know a lot of dudes over 6'2", so maybe I just hang out with freaks of nature.

Plus, seriously, every pair of jeans I own says "petite" or "short" on the tag. Pretty sure I'm NOT tall.

I actually would guess that the midwest would have taller people than the rest of the US, given the ancestries that are common there.

And the short/tall thing on pants doesn't really have much to do with your total height, just the length of your legs.

Yeah, we have some tall folks here. I know tons of women who are over 6', so I'm used to seeming short. I only feel tall around kids, and even then some of them are taller than me. Most of the guys I know can use my shoulder as an armrest because I'm just the right height for it, something they like to make me aware of.

Prime example: my family. My mom's family is of Irish descent, and my dad's is of German and Norwegian descent. The majority of the women top me by three inches, minimum, the guys by six or more. My mom's 5'10", so that kinda feels normal to me, and most of the guys are at or above 6'. Only my grandmother are under 5'6", I blame them for my lack of the family height.

Yeah, Nordling, I would've thought the average woman's height would be much higher, too. I haven't spent much time out of my region, though, so there's probably a lot more short ladies around than I'm aware of.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

Ur nose is so sexy

Touch it so I can cum

:? I had the biggest itch that I refused to scratch until that guy left.

 

[KayleePond]

Seriously all this made me do was laugh uproariously. (Is there a different thread for that? We have so many!)

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I couldn't not screen cap this. It was on ask.fm

 

[LadyLillita]

I couldn't not screen cap this. It was on ask.fm

Oh my god now that question is going to haunt me.

 

[JimsX]

I couldn't not screen cap this. It was on ask.fm

I'm ashamed of myself for loling.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

I couldn't not screen cap this. It was on ask.fm

I'm ashamed of myself for loling.

Same...I was fine when I saw the 2nd question in my email. I was just going to log on to delete it, but burst out laughing when I read the one on top.

 

[KristinaReapsMe]

Got this during a cumshow:

Cheatda: damn you make me a wanna rape you
Cheatda: tell me to rape you now
Cheatda: u been rape b4
Cheatda: tell me to rape you bb

Yeah that definitely put me in an orgasmic mood :shock:

 

[SaffronBurke]

levantate

Yeah, that's the first Spanish word I learned, too! Too bad they didn't teach you "please" yet.

 

[SaffronBurke]

hi bb mm you have pulse in you neck bb mm like

Um, does this mean, "oh, hey, you're alive and therefore fuckable?" Cause you can't really SEE the pulse in my neck...

 

[ComicOzzie]

mkyandsweet: bored bye

Is there any point in posting this, other than to demonstrate how big an asshole you are?

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Private Message i received today.

So...you want me to give you money so you can show a woman your dick? :? :roll: :naughty:

 

[JimsX]

Private Message i received today.

So...you want me to give you money so you can show a woman your dick? :? :roll: :naughty:

I would totally do this after I ninja tipped the model with a note asking her to laugh at his cock repeatedly. :lol: