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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

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UncleThursday said:
SweetSaffron said:
Wat.

like my 34 santimeters white dick fuck your sweet pussy ?

I assume he meant centimeter... but, highly doubtful it's 34 cm. That's 13.38" long.

Basically he was trying to be a 'you like my (10/11/12) inch dick bb' guy. BTW, we all know they're liars.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

I was more "WTF" about the rest of that, actually. Why does it matter that your duck's white? And the assumption about her being willing to fuck some random dude on the Internet with a spare arm between his legs. The actual size part is kinda normal to see, though the misspelling was comical and giggle-worthy.
 
LilyMarie said:
UncleThursday said:
but, highly doubtful it's 34 cm. That's 13.38" long.
That's like... a forearm.
Why... how can anyone think..... :?

Pfff... everyone knows girls love it when their internal organs are crammed into each other during sex.

SweetSaffron said:
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

I was more "WTF" about the rest of that, actually. Why does it matter that your duck's white? And the assumption about her being willing to fuck some random dude on the Internet with a spare arm between his legs. The actual size part is kinda normal to see, though the misspelling was comical and giggle-worthy.

That's Colonel Obvious, TYVM. I got promoted a while back.

And color doesn't matter? FUCK! Guess I can stop painting mine different colors every day...
 
Dude came into my chatroom today and asked why I hide my camscore. I ignored him because the reason I hide it is so that it's not a topic of conversation in my room. So, I'm not going to respond, obviously.

His next statement is something along the lines of "Just another whore who hides their camscore to make members feel sorry for them and guilted into tipping."

Um. Wut?

I kindly responded with my reason for hiding it and that I never talk about my camscore because I don't want anyone, including myself, to focus on it. He stayed for a few minutes without saying anything else and then left.

It's baffling that someone would get so upset by a model hiding their camscore.
 
yossarian said:
LilyMarie said:
UncleThursday said:
but, highly doubtful it's 34 cm. That's 13.38" long.
That's like... a forearm.
Why... how can anyone think..... :?

That's roughly how big John Holmes was. According to his co-stars, he was never completely hard. One of them described it as "like fucking a big, soft loofah."
I concur, I've seen several unbelievably gigantic penises on cam over the years, and none of them appeared to ever get rock hard. One guy had to support it and hold it up with one hand while masturbating it with the other. Fecking huge it was.
 
KittyWilde said:
Dude came into my chatroom today and asked why I hide my camscore. I ignored him because the reason I hide it is so that it's not a topic of conversation in my room. So, I'm not going to respond, obviously.

His next statement is something along the lines of "Just another whore who hides their camscore to make members feel sorry for them and guilted into tipping."

Um. Wut?

I kindly responded with my reason for hiding it and that I never talk about my camscore because I don't want anyone, including myself, to focus on it. He stayed for a few minutes without saying anything else and then left.

It's baffling that someone would get so upset by a model hiding their camscore.

Not that you or anyone else here does this, but a few guys who hang out in my chat mentioned to me that a number of higher camscore models have hidden theirs in order to try to get members to believe they possibly earn less. It's ridiculous that he felt the need to bring it up though. I mean if your score is hidden, who knows how high or low it is? He shouldn't care, and only tip if he likes you.
 
Godiva420 said:
KittyWilde said:
Dude came into my chatroom today and asked why I hide my camscore. I ignored him because the reason I hide it is so that it's not a topic of conversation in my room. So, I'm not going to respond, obviously.

His next statement is something along the lines of "Just another whore who hides their camscore to make members feel sorry for them and guilted into tipping."

Um. Wut?

I kindly responded with my reason for hiding it and that I never talk about my camscore because I don't want anyone, including myself, to focus on it. He stayed for a few minutes without saying anything else and then left.

It's baffling that someone would get so upset by a model hiding their camscore.

Not that you or anyone else here does this, but a few guys who hang out in my chat mentioned to me that a number of higher camscore models have hidden theirs in order to try to get members to believe they possibly earn less. It's ridiculous that he felt the need to bring it up though. I mean if your score is hidden, who knows how high or low it is? He shouldn't care, and only tip if he likes you.

All people would have to do is look at the models on either side to get an idea of what a model's hidden score is, or just pay attention to what their general location on the homepage is. Not really all that valuable for scamming really.
 
Shaun__ said:
Godiva420 said:
KittyWilde said:
Dude came into my chatroom today and asked why I hide my camscore. I ignored him because the reason I hide it is so that it's not a topic of conversation in my room. So, I'm not going to respond, obviously.

His next statement is something along the lines of "Just another whore who hides their camscore to make members feel sorry for them and guilted into tipping."

Um. Wut?

I kindly responded with my reason for hiding it and that I never talk about my camscore because I don't want anyone, including myself, to focus on it. He stayed for a few minutes without saying anything else and then left.

It's baffling that someone would get so upset by a model hiding their camscore.

Not that you or anyone else here does this, but a few guys who hang out in my chat mentioned to me that a number of higher camscore models have hidden theirs in order to try to get members to believe they possibly earn less. It's ridiculous that he felt the need to bring it up though. I mean if your score is hidden, who knows how high or low it is? He shouldn't care, and only tip if he likes you.

All people would have to do is look at the models on either side to get an idea of what a model's hidden score is, or just pay attention to what their general location on the homepage is. Not really all that valuable for scamming really.

I agree completely, kinda hard to try to convince people you're poor, when you're in the first row and things like that.
 
Immediately saying "welcome to mfc" or "oh, you're new! i haven't seen you before" when you come into my room.
It's been a month and I finally am getting real regulars, not first week regulars who just are using you until you learn better. I'm sure it isn't meant as rude, which is why I'm posting it in the public forum, but it sadly does give the wrong idea to other members. I'm pretty sassy, people don't barter or beg or give me advice.. until someone comes in and welcomes me to the site. It really seems to negatively affect the room for me.
 
Zombeee said:

member:Is eating your boyfriends brains your way of sex?
another member: Wouldn't your vagina eventually fall off??

MAn I love anything to do with zombies, but it brings out some weird ass questions… How could my vagina fall off??

Clearly we need to get the mythbusters in on this. The world must know!

As for this one, it wasn't from a member, but it sure as fuck felt like it should be here (besides, that guy just has "basic" ritten all over him)

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So now you know how to avoid these kinds of guys, ladies.
 
JimsX said:
Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U

:lol:

OMG you're in the same room. I just came here to post a screenshot of the same damn thing. :lol: :lol:

And just a side note to all the guys out there. That's not a pickup line the ladies want to hear!

Edit. I see it's been a few minutes. That guy must be making the rounds.
 
JerryBoBerry said:
OMG you're in the same room. I just came here to post a screenshot of the same damn thing. :lol: :lol:

And just a side note to all the guys out there. That's not a pickup line the ladies want to hear!

Edit. I see it's been a few minutes. That guy must be making the rounds.

Did you see his next line? "Do you want to go on an ate? I will give you the d later."

He should have stopped after the std one :lol:
 
ComicOzzie said:
Nordling said:
SexyStephXS said:
My life is changing! If only I'd taken this advice sooner! I'll be a top model before long!
Ha! And as Kirk Cameron says, "bananas are PROOF of intelligent design! They fit so well in your hand [and other places!]."

Kirk Cameron is proof against intelligent design. :twocents-02cents:

Oh I dunno, any intelligent designer would want to keep a few mistakes around as examples of what not to do ;)

I also really like his implication that we were all designed as action figures.
 
HarmlessSquirrel said:
And the Oscar for Best Non-Use of Punctuation goes to:

manny4444: what xbox games do you play love your tits :)
Good thing his : and ) seems to be working, at least.
 
HarmlessSquirrel said:
And the Oscar for Best Non-Use of Punctuation goes to:

manny4444: what xbox games do you play love your tits :)


Damn I am sick of the console getting all the good games. I wonder if there is a PC version.