Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[UncleThursday]

CuteHerminie: what would i do with naked guy pictures?

nicky11022: show ur friends []

CuteHerminie: um, no, thx

nicky11022: set it as ur background on ur phone []

CuteHerminie: ew

CuteHerminie: i have better things to put then naked guys from the internet

Hides all the super unsexy but funny shower pics where I am technically naked but the girls can't see anything from all the girls.

 

[Jupiter551]

CuteHerminie: what would i do with naked guy pictures?

nicky11022: show ur friends []

CuteHerminie: um, no, thx

nicky11022: set it as ur background on ur phone []

CuteHerminie: ew

CuteHerminie: i have better things to put then naked guys from the internet

nicky11022: some girls like [:]

nicky11022: u dont []

CuteHerminie: no, no one like it

nicky11022: why do thy set it then?

He imagines you want to do with his pictures, the same things he does with yours :lol:

 

[Bocefish]

I say dumb shit all the time.

 

[SexySteph]

Upon mentioning that my roommate is going to a game this week and I'm jealous a user asked in public chat who was playing and I said "I won't say, that'll give out my location, silly!"

10 seconds later, he pms me...

(He's taken me private 2 times, and had no conversations that didn't border on not inappropriate)

 

[ComicOzzie]

glemmer4950: 100 tks for 15 mins in skype

To a model with 500 people in her room...

 

[ComicOzzie]

ScorpianLover: u hv got to have milk in those glorious titties??

Another idiot who thinks big tits = milk.

 

[SavannahMai]

Stupidest comment to date on SM.....I... I have no words, i mean dafuq????

 

[PinkiePixi]

Can u cum Naked and can u shove ur phone up ur pussy It's ok what size ar u Fast and hard lick ur tits Can u tweak Ok Finger and can u jump up and down Let me see u giggle More boobs Bounce Oh ya faster Thanks

In exclusive with me on SM. Just all of it. But especially the phone part. WTF. WHY WOULD I DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE AND BIG PHONES ARE NOW DAYS?!

 

[xoxoHunter]

I really like when I can make my girls cry. I love it when it hurts, and when I can see the tears rolling down their faces. Spank your pussy, HARDER! Let me see your pain. Hurt yourself for me.

While in a skype with someone.... I was just like " " uhhh... Wasn't ready for that one, especially after the show was discussed prior.

 

[xoxoHunter]

I'm already a sweetheart, but if I was there, I'd have diabetes because you're so sweet.

I've gotten this one this week too!

 

[God]

(member) we have a lot in common
(member) we both want tokens

 

[Nordling]

In a black model's room. Some members seem to want to be amateur proctologists. Here, after asking if the model "gapes" and she says no, a member goes beyond mere proctology.

 

[SaffronBurke]

can u show your anal

My anal what? He never answered when I asked for clarification!

 

[ComicOzzie]

worst compliment ever...

LOUiE_LOU: u make other women look like poop

 

[ComicOzzie]

I will never understand why members go into a model's room who has implants and complain about them. Its not like she is gonna take them out.

bedboy6969: i need plastic balls for my cat,,,,she play whit that,,,could u give me your tits???

 

[Diana Blake]

Got this one tonight from someone that's never been in my room or joined a show. I got it twice so I'm pretty certain he was just copy and pasting to every single model he saw.

I love your performance and would love to have a date night with you if able but not sure if you would come to {Dude's }home state for a fan and go on a date but if you can't I understand and I can be thankful for your performances you do a to myself for trying

 

[SaffronBurke]

05:35:03 PM SuperCree: its not fishin season yet
05:35:05 PM Guest: hi bbe looking hot
05:35:08 PM SuperCree: in other words im broke
05:35:19 PM SuperCree: thats why i went to a fat chicks cam

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[ComicOzzie]

ballsauce2: im about to cum
ballsauce2: again
ballsauce2: my cam is on all welcome

Woohoo! Free show! :dance:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Troyd: nice tits bb but you should think about a boob job

To a model that literally just got a boob job...

 

[ComicOzzie]

mechaXXX: would you flatter me in a servile manner by holding open your wound for the yearning outflow of my seed?

:?

 

[yossarian]

mechaXXX: would you flatter me in a servile manner by holding open your wound for the yearning outflow of my seed?

:?

 

[ComicOzzie]

dudeintxxx76: will you be verbally blasphemous in true private?
dudeintxxx76: Religious Play
dudeintxxx76: For instance you could beg me and say "Anthony please please cum for Christ"

:shock:

 

[SaffronBurke]

dudeintxxx76: will you be verbally blasphemous in true private?
dudeintxxx76: Religious Play
dudeintxxx76: For instance you could beg me and say "Anthony please please cum for Christ"

:shock:

Does he have the Baby Jesus Butt Plug?
http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php#babyjesus

 

[goldenaye666]

:lol:

 

[Fay_Galore]

this happens way too often.

random member: "What bra size are you? I bet you're a (insert random bra size here)"
me: "no, I'm a 32D"
random member: "no that can't be right, you must be lying."

I know my bra size, not only do I work in fashion, I've watched Oprah! I went to expensive lingerie shops to get my measurements! I happen to know my own body!
My biggest wish for mankind is that guys would understand bra sizes and would know a 32D is just as much boob volume as a 36B. 'D" is not necessarily a big size same as a "B" is not necessarily a small size.

so, starting with the small amount of men who might read this:

as you can see, a 30DD is significantly smaller than a 38DD

spread the word!

 

[Jessi]

this happens way too often.

random member: "What bra size are you? I bet you're a (insert random bra size here)"
me: "no, I'm a 32D"
random member: "no that can't be right, you must be lying."

I know my bra size, not only do I work in fashion, I've watched Oprah! I went to expensive lingerie shops to get my measurements! I happen to know my own body!
My biggest wish for mankind is that guys would understand bra sizes and would know a 32D is just as much boob volume as a 36B. 'D" is not necessarily a big size same as a "B" is not necessarily a small size.

so, starting with the small amount of men who might read this:

as you can see, a 30DD is significantly smaller than a 38DD

spread the word!

30D here, can confirm :handgestures-salute: no one believes me and 32C makes an acceptable cheap substitute. SERIOUSLY WHY ARE 30 BANDS SO HARD TO FIND?! I can't even get a properly fitting bra at victoria's secret :crybaby:

 

[SaffronBurke]

this happens way too often.

random member: "What bra size are you? I bet you're a (insert random bra size here)"
me: "no, I'm a 32D"
random member: "no that can't be right, you must be lying."

I know my bra size, not only do I work in fashion, I've watched Oprah! I went to expensive lingerie shops to get my measurements! I happen to know my own body!
My biggest wish for mankind is that guys would understand bra sizes and would know a 32D is just as much boob volume as a 36B. 'D" is not necessarily a big size same as a "B" is not necessarily a small size.

so, starting with the small amount of men who might read this:

as you can see, a 30DD is significantly smaller than a 38DD

spread the word!

30D here, can confirm :handgestures-salute: no one believes me and 32C makes an acceptable cheap substitute. SERIOUSLY WHY ARE 30 BANDS SO HARD TO FIND?! I can't even get a properly fitting bra at victoria's secret :crybaby:

I used to work at VS, and half of us would buy our bras elsewhere. Quite a few girls were 28 or 30 bands, or DDD (they stock em now finally, but used to not) or even bigger cup sizes. It seems they just cater to the "average" sizes and preferences - we'd get women all the time complaining about wanting to see more bras with no padding. Their bras are extremely well-made, as they did stand up to me, and I'm not gentle on my bras, but they're really a niche market rather than an option for everyone, which they seem to try to be.

 

[yossarian]

this happens way too often.

random member: "What bra size are you? I bet you're a (insert random bra size here)"
me: "no, I'm a 32D"
random member: "no that can't be right, you must be lying."

I know my bra size, not only do I work in fashion, I've watched Oprah! I went to expensive lingerie shops to get my measurements! I happen to know my own body!
My biggest wish for mankind is that guys would understand bra sizes and would know a 32D is just as much boob volume as a 36B. 'D" is not necessarily a big size same as a "B" is not necessarily a small size.

so, starting with the small amount of men who might read this:

as you can see, a 30DD is significantly smaller than a 38DD

spread the word!

Still don't get it, but I appreciate the effort.

 

[mynameisbob84]

this happens way too often.

random member: "What bra size are you? I bet you're a (insert random bra size here)"
me: "no, I'm a 32D"
random member: "no that can't be right, you must be lying."

I know my bra size, not only do I work in fashion, I've watched Oprah! I went to expensive lingerie shops to get my measurements! I happen to know my own body!
My biggest wish for mankind is that guys would understand bra sizes and would know a 32D is just as much boob volume as a 36B. 'D" is not necessarily a big size same as a "B" is not necessarily a small size.

so, starting with the small amount of men who might read this:

as you can see, a 30DD is significantly smaller than a 38DD

spread the word!

Still don't get it, but I appreciate the effort.

Band x Bust / Cup + 2. And then just carry the remainder.

 

[goldenaye666]