Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Ann_Sulu]

Daggoth420: walk out breasts and orgasm me bb

 

[yossarian]

Daggoth420: walk out breasts and orgasm me bb

So did you?

 

[Ann_Sulu]

OLEP55423142: ride the pony

Is it sad I'm happy someone finally made a Godiva reference in their request?

 

[PlayboyMegan]

dj2372: hey hun, want to come over to Marina Del Rey today and hang at the pool at The Ritz, PM me

Never have talked to him before. But sure! Getting chopped up into little pieces by a creep on the internet, sounds like a great Monday to me!

 

[Jupiter551]

Nice public tip note bro

 

[jeff98902]

Wow. That Jackass wanted anal sex for 50 cents? I bet he is a real lady killer.

 

[LovelyLeigha]

I've been doin' this cam thing full time for 5 years in October.

If you check out my profile page at LovelyLeigha.com

you can see a screen capture of all the Miss MFC rankings I have

had over the years.

I cam full time, but I live in the EST and I am a bit conservative, so

I'm a huge failure as a cam model. lol Because I am not rich yet.

Anyway, half of the shit to 99 percent of the shit guys say to me just

makes me really want to puke at this point.

There are a lot of sick fucks out there, and I can't stand them.

The only time I do well on cams is when some kind and generous gentleman

randomly takes a liking to me, and out of the kindness of his pocket book,

decides to tip me decent tips.

The rest of my days are spent hold back the sudden urge to vomit.

lol

Peace.

I have started posting a list of the MFC rules for webcam models, well actually,

it is a link to the list, for the idiots to reference.

That way when some creep tip requests something disgusting and against the rules,

I just tell him, "Hey buddy, the rules are publicly posted on my page."

What in the world is wrong with people today?

I really wish that all cam models had to follow the rules.

I think it would really help get rid of the gross guys on here.

But I'm not smart enough to operate the world's most successful and highest paying

site, MyFreeCams, so I really have no place critiquing their decisions.

Just venting my own personal fustrations.

I love MyFreeCams, and without them, I'd be back living in my parents trailer on the floor in the

closet trying not to kill myself because they are hoarders, so

how can I complain?!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I've been doin' this cam thing full time for 5 years in October.

If you check out my profile page at LovelyLeigha.com

you can see a screen capture of all the Miss MFC rankings I have

had over the years.

I cam full time, but I live in the EST and I am a bit conservative, so

I'm a huge failure as a cam model. lol Because I am not rich yet.

Anyway, half of the shit to 99 percent of the shit guys say to me just

makes me really want to puke at this point.

There are a lot of sick fucks out there, and I can't stand them.

The only time I do well on cams is when some kind and generous gentleman

randomly takes a liking to me, and out of the kindness of his pocket book,

decides to tip me decent tips.

The rest of my days are spent hold back the sudden urge to vomit.

lol

Peace.

I have started posting a list of the MFC rules for webcam models, well actually,

it is a link to the list, for the idiots to reference.

That way when some creep tip requests something disgusting and against the rules,

I just tell him, "Hey buddy, the rules are publicly posted on my page."

What in the world is wrong with people today?

I really wish that all cam models had to follow the rules.

I think it would really help get rid of the gross guys on here.

But I'm not smart enough to operate the world's most successful and highest paying

site, MyFreeCams, so I really have no place critiquing their decisions.

Just venting my own personal fustrations.

I love MyFreeCams, and without them, I'd be back living in my parents trailer on the floor in the

closet trying not to kill myself because they are hoarders, so

how can I complain?!

This should have been posted in 'things models say that make you say WTF!'
Cause I literally did just say that out loud.

 

[pg240]

I've been doin' this cam thing full time for 5 years in October.

If you check out my profile page at LovelyLeigha.com

you can see a screen capture of all the Miss MFC rankings I have

had over the years.

I cam full time, but I live in the EST and I am a bit conservative, so

I'm a huge failure as a cam model. lol Because I am not rich yet.

Anyway, half of the shit to 99 percent of the shit guys say to me just

makes me really want to puke at this point.

There are a lot of sick fucks out there, and I can't stand them.

The only time I do well on cams is when some kind and generous gentleman

randomly takes a liking to me, and out of the kindness of his pocket book,

decides to tip me decent tips.

The rest of my days are spent hold back the sudden urge to vomit.

lol

Peace.

I have started posting a list of the MFC rules for webcam models, well actually,

it is a link to the list, for the idiots to reference.

That way when some creep tip requests something disgusting and against the rules,

I just tell him, "Hey buddy, the rules are publicly posted on my page."

What in the world is wrong with people today?

I really wish that all cam models had to follow the rules.

I think it would really help get rid of the gross guys on here.

But I'm not smart enough to operate the world's most successful and highest paying

site, MyFreeCams, so I really have no place critiquing their decisions.

Just venting my own personal fustrations.

I love MyFreeCams, and without them, I'd be back living in my parents trailer on the floor in the

closet trying not to kill myself because they are hoarders, so

how can I complain?!

This should have been posted in 'things models say that make you say WTF!'
Cause I literally did just say that out loud.

Her original intent was OK. She just rambled her way into opening the door for your appropriate response.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

:? :roll:

 

[kutebuttkinky]

Please type, I find models voices to be annoying so my sound is off

Is that what someone said in a room, or is it what you're saying right now? :lol:

Assuming it was said in a room, the model should have replied with "Please speak, as I find basics'/guests' typing to be annoying." :lol:

Haha, it happened in my friend Miss_Trekkies room. I can't remember what she said her reactions was but I hope it was something similar to yours.

 

[ComicOzzie]

loneloverboy inadvertently makes it clear why he is alone...

loneloverboy: means u give your body for money
loneloverboy: now u show ur body for money
loneloverboy: so it's kinda being a bitch
TxFOG: loneloverboy you are an idiot
loneloverboy: im telling the truth
loneloverboy: simple truth
TxFOG: nope you are an idiot
loneloverboy: simple truth

 

[Kickaz]

who the hell is this guy man and what is his problem
also almost 700h in 6 months take that bitch! Success didn't happen overnight, or from sitting on my ass...
http://mycamgirl.net/myfreecams/model/kickaz

 

[ComicOzzie]

dallasfan09: are they all retarted?

Misspelling the word "retarded" in an attempt to call other people stupid is just retarded.

 

[Jupiter551]

Wonder if this has ever actually worked....lol

mrfunguy1975: hi baby wouldnt u like to ride a real cock

 

[Anonymous]

Wonder if this has ever actually worked....lol

mrfunguy1975: hi baby wouldnt u like to ride a real cock

"Yeah, but not yours." LOL.

 

[LilyMarie]

Here are some gems from Vine comments.


I upload a vine.
Some guy: "Do u have a kik beautiful?"
Me: "Yes, I sell it."
Next guy: "LilyMarie do u kik?"

Popular porn actress uploads a vine.
Guy with dick as his profile pic: "This crazy porn bitch thinks she is sooo hot! News flash! Your NOT!"
Some girl: " *You're"
Dick pic guy: "You're? What? lol it's true and everyone knows it!"

 

[ComicOzzie]

Wonder if this has ever actually worked....lol

mrfunguy1975: hi baby wouldnt u like to ride a real cock

It only has to work once... :thumbleft:

 

[yossarian]

Wonder if this has ever actually worked....lol

mrfunguy1975: hi baby wouldnt u like to ride a real cock

I hope the model said "I asked your girlfriend the same question."

 

[LilyMarie]

There's LOTS of that on his Twitter. He's searching for key words and then replying to tweets as old as February '12.

 

[LilPixy]

Member: Are you kinky?
Member: Do you have any hairspray?

I don't know what he wanted me to do with this hairspray but I guess I'm not that kinky

 

[LilyMarie]

Member: Are you kinky?
Member: Do you have any hairspray?

I don't know what he wanted me to do with this hairspray but I guess I'm not that kinky

Death by asphyxiation in pvt, bb?

 

[LilPixy]

Member: Are you kinky?
Member: Do you have any hairspray?

I don't know what he wanted me to do with this hairspray but I guess I'm not that kinky

Death by asphyxiation in pvt, bb?

Ouch. I'd never come up with such idea. Thanks. This probably means I'm not kinky enough :roll:
After a week on MFC my list of don'ts will be longer than dos list

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Member: Are you kinky?
Member: Do you have any hairspray?

I don't know what he wanted me to do with this hairspray but I guess I'm not that kinky

Death by asphyxiation in pvt, bb?

Ouch. I'd never come up with such idea. Thanks. This probably means I'm not kinky enough :roll:
After a week on MFC my list of don'ts will be longer than dos list

And after a couple years your list of have seen will be much longer than your list of don'ts. :lol:

 

[yossarian]

Member: Are you kinky?
Member: Do you have any hairspray?

I don't know what he wanted me to do with this hairspray but I guess I'm not that kinky

Maybe he's just out of hairspray?

 

[Rose]

Member: Are you kinky?
Member: Do you have any hairspray?

I don't know what he wanted me to do with this hairspray but I guess I'm not that kinky

He most likely wanted you to diddle yourself with the can.

I've gotten requests like this before, though the only hairspray I own is in a bottle similar to the giant ones from the 80s. :? No bueno.

 

[Jupiter551]

Member: Are you kinky?
Member: Do you have any hairspray?

I don't know what he wanted me to do with this hairspray but I guess I'm not that kinky

He most likely wanted you to diddle yourself with the can.

I've gotten requests like this before, though the only hairspray I own is in a bottle similar to the giant ones from the 80s. :? No bueno.

woah check out mama big-boobs new avatar ^^

 

[Jupiter551]

Just when I thought Captain Obvious was ranking officer on deck, Admiral Yumyumyyumy appears...

 

[AllisonWilder]

:lol:

 

[ComicOzzie]

wskier: NOT LIKE UR TITS

To a model with 36DD natural boobs.