Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Nordling]

A harmless complement, of course, but who can tell? Run on sentences are the bane of simple communications. I assume he plays an Italian character on TV. "Where are the Great Lakes located, Mr. Primechoice?" "Uppa U ASS."

mrprimechoice: u looka great anal toy prettie girl.....

 

[ComicOzzie]

DivaWhisperer: My tongue is going to cum all over your hot ass

Tongues can cum now? :shock:

 

[ComicOzzie]

Ryan420allda: any guys like to suck some nice shaved cock from time to time let me know

Pass.

 

[southsamurai]

Ryan420allda: any guys like to suck some nice shaved cock from time to time let me know

Pass.

well if its nice and shaved, isnt it preferable to dirty, ugly and stubbly? i mean if yer gunna blow a dude, you dont want stubble burn on yer lips

 

[LilyMarie]

Ryan420allda: any guys like to suck some nice shaved cock from time to time let me know

Pass.

well if its nice and shaved, isnt it preferable to dirty, ugly and stubbly? i mean if yer gunna blow a dude, you dont want stubble burn on yer lips

I don't know about you, but during BJs my lips don't get in contact with the area where the pubic hair theoretically starts (if he's not shaved). I'm good, but not that good... :?

 

[mynameisbob84]

Ryan420allda: any guys like to suck some nice shaved cock from time to time let me know

Pass.

well if its nice and shaved, isnt it preferable to dirty, ugly and stubbly? i mean if yer gunna blow a dude, you dont want stubble burn on yer lips

I don't know about you, but during BJs my lips don't get in contact with the area where the pubic hair theoretically starts (if he's not shaved). I'm good, but not that good... :?

Surely this would all depend on the size of the peen. If it's like mine and is massive and stuff, there's no danger of lip on pube contact. But if it's... not like mine, and it's small and stuff, then the possibility of pubes coming into contact with lips is more likely :twocents-02cents:

 

[LilyMarie]

Ryan420allda: any guys like to suck some nice shaved cock from time to time let me know

Pass.

well if its nice and shaved, isnt it preferable to dirty, ugly and stubbly? i mean if yer gunna blow a dude, you dont want stubble burn on yer lips

I don't know about you, but during BJs my lips don't get in contact with the area where the pubic hair theoretically starts (if he's not shaved). I'm good, but not that good... :?

Surely this would all depend on the size of the peen. If it's like mine and is massive and stuff, there's no danger of lip on pube contact. But if it's... not like mine, and it's small and stuff, then the possibility of pubes coming into contact with lips is more likely :twocents-02cents:

Yup, everything makes sense now. Thanks!

 

[Nordling]

:lol: I just want to know why, since the mid-90s, there's so much chaetophobia going on.

 

[AmberCutie]

:lol: I just want to know why, since the mid-90s, there's so much chaetophobia going on.

Probably not so much a fear of hair, but a preference for it to look nice and clean and soft. Stubble and hair don't scare me, but is a turn off if I'm going to be touching or licking a pussy. I enjoy soft smooth hair-free pussy lips.

Now, on a guy, just trimmed so it isn't all straggly and dead ends and crazy looking. Again, because it looks cleaner and neater. In fact, I prefer short trimmed hair on a guy's pubic area vs. being cleanly shaven. Sometimes the super cleanly shaven ones look like a weird animal.

 

[Nordling]

:lol: I just want to know why, since the mid-90s, there's so much chaetophobia going on.

Probably not so much a fear of hair, but a preference for it to look nice and clean and soft. Stubble and hair don't scare me, but is a turn off if I'm going to be touching or licking a pussy. I enjoy soft smooth hair-free pussy lips.

Now, on a guy, just trimmed so it isn't all straggly and dead ends and crazy looking. Again, because it looks cleaner and neater. In fact, I prefer short trimmed hair on a guy's pubic area vs. being cleanly shaven. Sometimes the super cleanly shaven ones look like a weird animal.

I agree, and was being somewhat joking. However, I keep seeing, mostly from young men, comments that make me think they really have a fear of pubic hair on women. "that's filthy." "She's filthy." on and on...as if prior to approximately 1995, suddenly there was a revelation about hair that no one ever knew about before.

 

[southsamurai]

Ryan420allda: any guys like to suck some nice shaved cock from time to time let me know

Pass.

well if its nice and shaved, isnt it preferable to dirty, ugly and stubbly? i mean if yer gunna blow a dude, you dont want stubble burn on yer lips

I don't know about you, but during BJs my lips don't get in contact with the area where the pubic hair theoretically starts (if he's not shaved). I'm good, but not that good... :?

Surely this would all depend on the size of the peen. If it's like mine and is massive and stuff, there's no danger of lip on pube contact. But if it's... not like mine, and it's small and stuff, then the possibility of pubes coming into contact with lips is more likely :twocents-02cents:

see there i go making assumptions that everyone is hung like me., i forget that others pack more than 2 inches

 

[LilyMarie]

I agree, and was being somewhat joking. However, I keep seeing, mostly from young men, comments that make me think they really have a fear of pubic hair on women. "that's filthy." "She's filthy." on and on...as if prior to approximately 1995, suddenly there was a revelation about hair that no one ever knew about before.

I think that's the minority of MFC premium members, though...
I get waxed (sugared, actually, which is just a variant of waxing so nevermind) on a regular basis and the hair has to grow out 3 mm before they can wax you. Of course that's a bit of a pain in the ass if you're a camgirl, but I've kind of gotten used to it. I was camming from the balcony the other day when it was 3 mm long and of course the sun doesn't forgive or conceal anything, so you could see the hair (which has become really sparse because I've been getting waxed for almost 3 years). Some guy said "hun that pussy needs a shave" and several guys jumped down his throat or stated that they didn't mind the hair at all. Nobody agreed with him. I'm pretty sure that one instance was the only time I got a negative comment on pubic hair at all.

 

[Just Me]

:lol: I just want to know why, since the mid-90s, there's so much chaetophobia going on.

There is speculation that the trend for women to shave and wax could cause the extinction of pubic lice. :lol:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/shortcuts/2013/jan/15/are-pubic-lice-in-danger-of-extinction

http://mentalfloss.com/article/33520/are-pubic-lice-really-going-extinct

 

[LadyLuna]

A few points about pubic hair to make

1. I've seen a few dicks where the hair was growing out of the dick at least half-way up the shaft
2. Most of my fans complain every time I shave. (aw man, I miss the hair)

Sometimes, I feel like I only get the men who are unhappy with me... they want me to take my glasses off or they want me to stop shaving. x.x

 

[Nordling]

I agree, and was being somewhat joking. However, I keep seeing, mostly from young men, comments that make me think they really have a fear of pubic hair on women. "that's filthy." "She's filthy." on and on...as if prior to approximately 1995, suddenly there was a revelation about hair that no one ever knew about before.

I think that's the minority of MFC premium members, though...
I get waxed (sugared, actually, which is just a variant of waxing so nevermind) on a regular basis and the hair has to grow out 3 mm before they can wax you. Of course that's a bit of a pain in the ass if you're a camgirl, but I've kind of gotten used to it. I was camming from the balcony the other day when it was 3 mm long and of course the sun doesn't forgive or conceal anything, so you could see the hair (which has become really sparse because I've been getting waxed for almost 3 years). Some guy said "hun that pussy needs a shave" and several guys jumped down his throat or stated that they didn't mind the hair at all. Nobody agreed with him. I'm pretty sure that one instance was the only time I got a negative comment on pubic hair at all.

I've kind of suspected this all these years. That it just seems like most men prefer shaved because those that do are most vocal about it.

 

[zippypinhead]

I'd always attributed the seeming ubiquity of the trend to the amplifying force of the internet. Personally, I like a bit of hair. Fuzzy girls forever!

 

[Deleted member 8603]

I agree, and was being somewhat joking. However, I keep seeing, mostly from young men, comments that make me think they really have a fear of pubic hair on women. "that's filthy." "She's filthy." on and on...as if prior to approximately 1995, suddenly there was a revelation about hair that no one ever knew about before.

I think that's the minority of MFC premium members, though...
I get waxed (sugared, actually, which is just a variant of waxing so nevermind) on a regular basis and the hair has to grow out 3 mm before they can wax you. Of course that's a bit of a pain in the ass if you're a camgirl, but I've kind of gotten used to it. I was camming from the balcony the other day when it was 3 mm long and of course the sun doesn't forgive or conceal anything, so you could see the hair (which has become really sparse because I've been getting waxed for almost 3 years). Some guy said "hun that pussy needs a shave" and several guys jumped down his throat or stated that they didn't mind the hair at all. Nobody agreed with him. I'm pretty sure that one instance was the only time I got a negative comment on pubic hair at all.

I've kind of suspected this all these years. That it just seems like most men prefer shaved because those that do are most vocal about it.

I recently grew mine out to a well kempt bush.
I haven't gotten a single negative word about it.
The way I trim, it wouldn't get in the way of cunnilingus, and everyone says its "adorable"
Myabe the guys that hate it are just really loud and crude about it, so we remember it more.
I also think, that if a guy thinks its "unnatural" for a girl to have pubes, he's not old enough to be touching vaginas.

 

[LilianaXO]

"My girlfriend is a model on here"
"This is an older pic"
"I don't have a camera or webcam"
"No, I didn't photoshop this"

Yeahhhh, I added him to my friends list because this shit is too hilarious to miss out on. :lol:

 

[JerryBoBerry]

"My girlfriend is a model on here"
"This is an older pic"
"I don't have a camera or webcam"
"No, I didn't photoshop this"

Yeahhhh, I added him to my friends list because this shit is too hilarious to miss out on. :lol:

Aw, I asked you to keep my picture private. :crybaby:

 

[southsamurai]

a note on pubic hair trends.

the practice of depilation of the pubes goes back millenia. yes, millenia. ancient egyptians, greek, meopotamians, baylonians all are recorded as having done it. persia even had professional slaves who were kept just for doing it.

last time i read up on the subject most eastern and western civilizations had bouts of it from time to time. in europe it cropped up more than once. during the victorian era not only did they depilate, but they even had fake pubes made, called merkins.

now theory is that most of the time it was done for hygeine. no pubes means no crabs, but there are records of poets and in house scribes saying that at least in persia and china it was done for aesthetic reasons as well. several persian poems refer to the "child like mons" (yeah, theyre saying that they like their harem to look like little girls with boobs). of course since it wasnt unusual for women to be married off as young as twelve and life expectancy was in the 40s it isnt too surprising that youth was valued and sexualized.

in the modern era pubic depilation has spread across the world. there are 2 theories as to why this is. the first (which is the one i believe) is that it relates to modern media and pornography. you see, when filming sex acts up close and personal you sort of need high visibility. and while pubes are fun and sexy in real life, it does sort of make filming explicit genital shots of penetration etc difficult. thus as the VHS then DVD spread across the globe the idea of shaved or otherwise denuded pubes became preferred. (in japan showing sex and nudity isnt a big deal, but pubic hair has to be blurred out, or at least it used to).

the second theory is also porn related, but it ascribes the popularity to the love of youth that has developed in popular media. shaved pubes make you look younger than you are, thus more attractive in the modern mind. this in my mind is a side effect rather than the real impetus behind the trend.

anyways, pubes ftw!

 

[Ann_Sulu]

During a show.

 

[KarlaKush]

When dude's say, "god i wish i lived in your town"

Like what the hell difference would that make? :roll:

 

[Jupiter551]

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[Jupiter551]

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[mynameisbob84]

When dude's say, "god i wish i lived in your town"

Like what the hell difference would that make? :roll:

I wonder the same thing any time I see someone ask a model if they have a boyfriend, where they live, or what size their bewbz are.

The first two make it obvious that the member has confused MFC with a dating site, but however the model answers, the outcome is always the same...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Yes"
"Oh "

"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"No"
"Oh, well hey, it just so happens that I'm single too. Wanna meet up with someone you've just met on a cam site who you know absolutely nothing about and for all you know could be a dangerous psychopath?"
"No"
"Oh "

"Where do you live?"
"I'm not telling you"
"Oh "

"Where do you live"
"London"
"Oh, I don't live anywhere near London "

"Where do you live?"
"New York"
"Hey, great, I live in New York too! Wanna fuck?"
"No"
"Oh "

It really begs the question, why do they bother asking? Do they genuinely believe the answer to their question is even remotely relevant?

And I don't get the bra size question either.

"Hey, bb. I love your tits. I mean, I think I do. But before I can truly assess whether or not I truly like them, I need to know what size bra you wear"
"32C"
"Oh. Are you sure you're not a D cup?"
"I'm a 32C"
"Oh, I guess I don't like your boobs after all "

I don't see the logic :?

 

[yossarian]

When dude's say, "god i wish i lived in your town"

Like what the hell difference would that make? :roll:

I wonder the same thing any time I see someone ask a model if they have a boyfriend, where they live, or what size their bewbz are.

The first two make it obvious that the member has confused MFC with a dating site, but however the model answers, the outcome is always the same...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Yes"
"Oh "

I'm sure many are so deluded, but I think sometimes it's about the fantasy. It's like when a celebrity like Kate Upton or someone starts dating somebody and guys are like "Noooooo!" I think if you asked them if they honestly thought they had a shot at her, but the only thing standing in the way was her boyfriend, a rational person would say "of course not." (Same goes for women and male celebrities). But there's a certain measure of fantasy involved. That's why I believe a lot of models lie on their profiles about being single. It kills the fantasy for some members if the model has a boyfriend (plus, it's nobody's business, but that's another issue).

Once again, it comes down to not asking questions you don't want the answers to! :thumbleft:

 

[Deleted member 8603]

I can understand the bra size thing.

It's not about whether or not they like her boobs.
They're trying to imagine touching and feeling them.

Most of these guys know the bra size of their ex girlfriend and like knowing the size of yours so they can imagine if they'd feel bigger or smaller.

 

[Jupiter551]

I can understand the bra size thing.

It's not about whether or not they like her boobs.
They're trying to imagine touching and feeling them.

Most of these guys know the bra size of their ex girlfriend and like knowing the size of yours so they can imagine if they'd feel bigger or smaller.

I think it's more that guys have trouble visualising and categorising and thinking about things without assigning them numbers etc.

 

[Jupiter551]

sullivanrev: you've accomplished to have squirts?

ahmad_nn: please i wont see your ass please please please please

no, you won't.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

sullivanrev: you've accomplished to have squirts?

not enough