Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[God]

i decided to paste with his basic account username...

asworship: cant tip but can offer more than that, coz i dont sit here all day... pm me if interested

 

[Jupiter551]

This creep went from annoying to outright stalker in about 10 minutes after the model kept ignoring his ridiculous marriage proposals. WTF!

07:04:22 PM ranger82nd: Hun, I will love you, protect yopu and protect you

He will protect her AND yopu!! :lol:

I saw that too, I decided Yopu is her adopted Sudanese child

 

[dougie.l]

This creep went from annoying to outright stalker in about 10 minutes after the model kept ignoring his ridiculous marriage proposals. WTF!

07:04:22 PM ranger82nd: Hun, I will love you, protect yopu and protect you

He will protect her AND yopu!! :lol:

I saw that too, I decided Yopu is her adopted Sudanese child

'o' is next to 'p' on the keyboard and it's very easy to press both keys at the same time. If you click enter before proof reading you end up with yopu. It's not that big of a deal.

 

[mynameisbob84]

This creep went from annoying to outright stalker in about 10 minutes after the model kept ignoring his ridiculous marriage proposals. WTF!

07:04:22 PM ranger82nd: Hun, I will love you, protect yopu and protect you

He will protect her AND yopu!! :lol:

I saw that too, I decided Yopu is her adopted Sudanese child

'o' is next to 'p' on the keyboard and it's very easy to press both keys at the same time. If you click enter before proof reading you end up with yopu. It's not that big of a deal.

You spoiled the fun, yopu head

 

[Jupiter551]

This exchange got weird fast...

sdotwessun: highway to heaven
sdotwessun: damn halle
Jupiter551: what's that back-alley above the highway then? [:lol]
sdotwessun: sexg as fuck
sdotwessun: in the back alley my dick is lurking in the shadows
sdotwessun: hahaha
Jupiter551: woah I'm glad I didn't go down that alley
sdotwessun: yeah i wouldnt mug you even if you did

 

[JerryBoBerry]

'o' is next to 'p' on the keyboard and it's very easy to press both keys at the same time. If you click enter before proof reading you end up with yopu. It's not that big of a deal.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sarcasm

 

[dougie.l]

'o' is next to 'p' on the keyboard and it's very easy to press both keys at the same time. If you click enter before proof reading you end up with yopu. It's not that big of a deal.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sarcasm

absolutely hilarious

 

[God]

this guy tipped for a spin on a model's wheel and it said "cum show"

she just finished a cum show less than 5 minutes before that so he said "you can take 20 minutes first"

if i didn't know better i would think she rigged the wheel to only land on "cum show"

her countdown for naked wasn't even reached yet.

 

[Evvie]

this guy tipped for a spin on a model's wheel and it said "cum show"

she just finished a cum show less than 5 minutes before that so he said "you can take 20 minutes first"

if i didn't know better i would think she rigged the wheel to only land on "cum show"

her countdown for naked wasn't even reached yet.

Why would she do that?

 

[Anonymous]

this guy tipped for a spin on a model's wheel and it said "cum show"

she just finished a cum show less than 5 minutes before that so he said "you can take 20 minutes first"

if i didn't know better i would think she rigged the wheel to only land on "cum show"

her countdown for naked wasn't even reached yet.

Why would she do that?

Yeah, I'm also curious why he'd say something like that? Some models (myself included) don't really feel like doing constant back-to-back cum shows, so I'm not sure why he'd think a model would intentionally make her wheel land on cum show every time. Damn, don't wear out the pussy...lol.

I think it's nice and considerate that the guy at least told her she can take a break before going at it again.

 

[Nordling]

On Streamate, a model was having a Gold Cooking Show...one member came in after the show started and immediately demanded she go get a toy and "fuck yourself." She explained that it was a cooking show, and that the other members paid for that, not a cum show--but he continued whining, so she finally just ignored him.

 

[Evvie]

On Streamate, a model was having a Gold Cooking Show...one member came in after the show started and immediately demanded she go get a toy and "fuck yourself." She explained that it was a cooking show, and that the other members paid for that, not a cum show--but he continued whining, so she finally just ignored him.

You mean... the lady was NOT engaging in sexual relations? Even though she had an entire vagina going unused?

:error:

 

[Jupiter551]

(model has a normal hitachi)

CreoleG: look at the size of that thing

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

(model has a normal hitachi)

CreoleG: look at the size of that thing

When I was on MFC I did a lot of public hitachi shows and got my fair share of "OMG thats so big" or "does that go inside you?!" :roll:

I think most of the comments like that come from dudes who have never seen a hitachi, or at least not used for masturbation :lol:

 

[Just Me]

(model has a normal hitachi)

CreoleG: look at the size of that thing

When I was on MFC I did a lot of public hitachi shows and got my fair share of "OMG thats so big" or "does that go inside you?!" :roll:

I think most of the comments like that come from dudes who have never seen a hitachi, or at least not used for masturbation :lol:

I am no longer surprised at the lack of common sense and general ignorance of female and male anatomy by the general public. There are many people that think sex scenes in your average non porno movie is real. They think just because the couple is in the doggie position they are having anal sex. They think all sex toys are meant to be inserted etc etc

 

[Jupiter551]

On Streamate, a model was having a Gold Cooking Show...one member came in after the show started and immediately demanded she go get a toy and "fuck yourself." She explained that it was a cooking show, and that the other members paid for that, not a cum show--but he continued whining, so she finally just ignored him.

You mean... the lady was NOT engaging in sexual relations? Even though she had an entire vagina going unused?

:error:

I know, what a waste, doesn't she know there are unfortunate people lusting to death right now, and she's just being frivolous...

 

[Ann_Sulu]

During a show, someone decided he needed to share way too much information with the class.

happyANDold: my wife stuck one of those up my but when i was fucking her felt kind of good

 

[God]

gisss: it's 1:16AM. do you know where your bra is?

 

[Jupiter551]

This was on amazon, a description of the advertised features of some panties a model was looking at, but I feel like Amazon just became an honorary basic:

lace
Sexy Lace for you
Crotchless for your lover
Buckle in the front adds just the right amount of bling without being overwelming
Very sexy
Nylon\Spandex

 

[God]

babyloveyou23: 潮吹き
babyloveyou23: can you do that?

(a Japanese model said on her mic) "i can't do that. i don't pee on cam."

 

[Nordling]

SisMercy: wow - great areolea! I wish I could slice them off and then just chew on them all day long

 

[AnaVictoriaXO]

SisMercy: wow - great areolea! I wish I could slice them off and then just chew on them all day long

 

[Evvie]

SisMercy: wow - great areolea! I wish I could slice them off and then just chew on them all day long

 

[ComicOzzie]

(model has a normal hitachi)

CreoleG: look at the size of that thing

When I was on MFC I did a lot of public hitachi shows and got my fair share of "OMG thats so big" or "does that go inside you?!" :roll:

I think most of the comments like that come from dudes who have never seen a hitachi, or at least not used for masturbation :lol:

I am no longer surprised at the lack of common sense and general ignorance of female and male anatomy by the general public. There are many people that think sex scenes in your average non porno movie is real. They think just because the couple is in the doggie position they are having anal sex. They think all sex toys are meant to be inserted etc etc

Don't forget that if a model has big tits, they must be filled with milk.

 

[Nordling]

:lol: Yes, and if a woman's genitals don't look like a clothing store dummy's, they must have been used and abused by hundreds of men for years.

 

[Diana Blake]

Don't forget, camgirls have all the sex. We routinely schedule gangbangs with well hung African American males because that's the only way we can get off.

 

[Kradek]

SisMercy: wow - great areolea! I wish I could slice them off and then just chew on them all day long

I've seen that exact comment before--can't remember if it was the same dude. Same WTF moment, but I'm guessing he's using it as a thing now.

 

[Jupiter551]

SisMercy: wow - great areolea! I wish I could slice them off and then just chew on them all day long

I've seen that exact comment before--can't remember if it was the same dude. Same WTF moment, but I'm guessing he's using it as a thing now.

it all started the day he was eating pizza and realised a certain 'type' of nipple can look like pepperoni in the right light. :character-burgerking: (<---Closest I could get to a pizza-related emote without using Mario or Luigi because that would just be culturally ignorant).

 

[DuoShi]

Azazel45: if only I loved closer, I could stalk you, become obsessive, get a retraining order against me and everything... you know, like a whole relationship

 

[ComicOzzie]

A freeloader's explanation for begging in free chat...

tommybb21: asking a whore to show her ass is like asking a firefighter to put out a fire