Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Kunra9]

this one popped up in a room I was visiting just a bit ago...

 

[LilyMarie]

scotty1900: anyone know how to record this?

 

[Evvie]

StanDP: yummm sucks that asshole in my lips god yes honey baby

 

[Jupiter551]

Member: will u watch my cam while I jerk off with a warm piece of folded pizza?
<model indicates negative>
Member: why not?

 

[Bocefish]

Member: will u watch my cam while I jerk off with a warm piece of folded pizza?
<model indicates negative>
Member: why not?

LMAO, WTF!?!? Is there nothing sacred anymore that pervs will not fap to?

 

[LilyMarie]

Not much was going on in my room tonight, so I replied to this guy's PMs...

The :nobb emote is this one:

09:59:57 PM henryhotbody: hi bb
10:00:06 PM henryhotbody: how are you bb
10:00:39 PM LilyMarie: [:nobb]
10:03:22 PM henryhotbody: you look very beautiful and sexy bb
10:03:59 PM LilyMarie: [:nobb]
10:04:17 PM henryhotbody: you so hot bb
10:04:56 PM LilyMarie: [:nobb]
10:05:17 PM henryhotbody: can we make love tonight
10:06:04 PM LilyMarie: no
10:06:08 PM LilyMarie: wtf
10:06:20 PM henryhotbody: why not bb
10:06:45 PM henryhotbody: love to kiss ur face for real bb
10:07:11 PM LilyMarie: [:nobb]
10:10:13 PM henryhotbody: i miss ur beautiful pussy bb
10:10:35 PM henryhotbody: ur face and ur body make me so horny bb
10:10:42 PM henryhotbody: hot
10:10:54 PM henryhotbody: i love you so much
10:11:39 PM LilyMarie: [:nobb]
10:12:09 PM henryhotbody: ur and ur body make me so horny bb,my cock get so hard
10:12:59 PM LilyMarie: [:nobb]
10:13:20 PM henryhotbody: i like u see me


Some people are so persistent!

 

[Nordling]

It's bad enough that members (and some models) feel the need to end virtually every sentence with a lame term of endearment, but "bb" is brain dead and lazy. I got the impression that henryhotbody is totally unaware of anything going on around him. lol

 

[inkydoo]

Just saw this great offer:

bum4girls: looking for the cutest panties, winner gets to watch me cum

That's one contest I think no one wants to win :?

 

[Shaun__]

Just saw this great offer:

bum4girls: looking for the cutest panties, winner gets to watch me cum

That's one contest I think no one wants to win :?

Maybe it is a cunning plan to get the "winner" to change her panties for free to avoid that fate.

 

[HarmlessSquirrel]

Just saw this great offer:

bum4girls: looking for the cutest panties, winner gets to watch me cum

That's one contest I think no one wants to win :?

Second prize winner gets to watch him cum twice.

 

[ComicOzzie]

at_m3n: ban me if you want but Malaria kills 3,000 African children every day, and there are men here giving lots of money away to 2 pretty girls with boobs, wtf

I bet you models did not realize that you are preventing a cure from malaria. Shame! :snooty:

 

[Kunra9]

wtf

 

[emptiedglass]

Reminds me of this Ginny Potter video. :lol:

 

[Evvie]

Reminds me of this Ginny Potter video. :lol:

I am really fucking happy I watched that.

 

[Ann_Sulu]

R3DBULLA: nickleback..... gonna google it
me: you lucky son of a bitch

 

[LilyMarie]

A fun PM conversation.

01:35:09 AM happy2bme: western union for a show on skype? $100 for 20min?
01:35:54 AM LilyMarie: no, tokens.
01:36:12 AM happy2bme: yeah its no negotiation only western bb
01:36:45 AM LilyMarie: wtf?
01:36:50 AM LilyMarie: it's no negotiation, only tokens!
01:36:58 AM happy2bme: lol
01:36:59 AM happy2bme: ok
01:37:03 AM happy2bme: well thanks anyway
01:37:18 AM LilyMarie: yeah, go away.
01:37:38 AM happy2bme: lol
01:37:52 AM happy2bme: i was going to pay by western lol
01:38:04 AM happy2bme: im a cumstomer lol
01:38:13 AM happy2bme: its have it my way Bitch!
01:38:16 AM happy2bme: not ur way
01:40:15 AM LilyMarie: lol no, it's actually "have it the model's way" xD
01:40:19 AM LilyMarie: not my fault you can't afford tokens
01:40:43 AM happy2bme: lol i offered $100 in cash
01:40:56 AM happy2bme: just go pray on the weak
01:41:01 AM happy2bme: fuck off bitch


prAy.
haha. hahahahaha. :lol:

 

[mynameisbob84]

A fun PM conversation.

01:35:09 AM happy2bme: western union for a show on skype? $100 for 20min?
01:35:54 AM LilyMarie: no, tokens.
01:36:12 AM happy2bme: yeah its no negotiation only western bb
01:36:45 AM LilyMarie: wtf?
01:36:50 AM LilyMarie: it's no negotiation, only tokens!
01:36:58 AM happy2bme: lol
01:36:59 AM happy2bme: ok
01:37:03 AM happy2bme: well thanks anyway
01:37:18 AM LilyMarie: yeah, go away.
01:37:38 AM happy2bme: lol
01:37:52 AM happy2bme: i was going to pay by western lol
01:38:04 AM happy2bme: im a cumstomer lol
01:38:13 AM happy2bme: its have it my way Bitch!
01:38:16 AM happy2bme: not ur way
01:40:15 AM LilyMarie: lol no, it's actually "have it the model's way" xD
01:40:19 AM LilyMarie: not my fault you can't afford tokens
01:40:43 AM happy2bme: lol i offered $100 in cash
01:40:56 AM happy2bme: just go pray on the weak
01:41:01 AM happy2bme: fuck off bitch


prAy.
haha. hahahahaha. :lol:

He's confused you with Burger King

 

[ComicOzzie]

SAM205: whats your name honey?
Janann: janann

 

[MrRodry]

 

[sahi]

Couple WTF moments in two rooms. First was in AedanRayne's room, the next in ShySophia's.


Brewnoe: ... same cold lips that sunk my not-dad??
Brewnoe: no one here ...
Brewnoe: lick what where-ily?
Brewnoe: Dwane that bath-tub ... we dwooning
Brewnoe: on .. off ..
Brewnoe: let those shoes off ... and put a size 12 foot in a size 8 shoe ...(what makes this comment even more strange was that Aedan was barefoot, lol)


theHARDway8: do you do poop shows?

theHARDway8: so is that a no on the poop shows?

theHARDway8: how much to light a fart?

(Before his next comment Sohpia was saying how she really likes the guys in her room and how intelligent they are)

theHARDway8: one time a dog shit on my shoes and it turned me on... om very intelligent

 

[Jupiter551]

at_m3n: ban me if you want but Malaria kills 3,000 African children every day, and there are men here giving lots of money away to 2 pretty girls with boobs, wtf

I bet you models did not realize that you are preventing a cure from malaria. Shame! :snooty:

Yes. and in the same vein:

 

[Jupiter551]

cut4u: hey
cut4u: [:hi]
cut4u: [:hrub]
cut4u: see pm?
cut4u: [:damnnn]
Jupiter551: she's rubbing her pussy dude, the pm can wait
Jupiter551: lol

 

[ComicOzzie]

cut4u: hey
cut4u: [:hi]
cut4u: [:hrub]
cut4u: see pm?
cut4u: [:damnnn]
Jupiter551: she's rubbing her pussy dude, the pm can wait
Jupiter551: lol

Dammit, he needs a response to his "mmmmmmmmmmmm" PM now! :snooty:

 

[Anonymous]

Some lovely new tags that I just received on Streamate:

too dark
too skinny
tranny
ugly ass bitch
waste of money

Sheesh! Somebody's mad. I wonder how mad they'll be when they see that I get to BLOCK those tags from appearing on my profile.

 

[LilyMarie]

People can TAG models on streamate?? Now that's just not cool...

 

[PlayboyMegan]

"Nice red velvet" (referring to my pussy.)
Yea, and I got the cream frosting, too.

But seriously, I hate weird pussy names, not hot!!!

 

[LadyLuna]

People can TAG models on streamate?? Now that's just not cool...

supposedly, support reviews the tags before allowing them, but if those made it past, they're probably not paying much attention to it...

What is definitely true is that we can block tags. Don't know if that works yet... but the feature is there. Looking at mine, I have
bouncy
geeky chick
nerdy
nice tits
panties
sexy and sweet
tight pussy
voluptuous

I always thought it was volumptuous, but firefox says they got it right in the tag... hm... not sure why someone felt I needed both geeky chick and nerdy. I don't consider myself a nerd at all. Much too social to be a true nerd.

Honestly, I like it. It lets the users say what they think applies to our shows. And since we can block ones that are insulting, all is well.

 

[Jupiter551]

People can TAG models on streamate?? Now that's just not cool...

supposedly, support reviews the tags before allowing them, but if those made it past, they're probably not paying much attention to it...

What is definitely true is that we can block tags. Don't know if that works yet... but the feature is there. Looking at mine, I have
bouncy
geeky chick
nerdy
nice tits
panties
sexy and sweet
tight pussy
voluptuous

I always thought it was volumptuous, but firefox says they got it right in the tag... hm... not sure why someone felt I needed both geeky chick and nerdy. I don't consider myself a nerd at all. Much too social to be a true nerd.

Honestly, I like it. It lets the users say what they think applies to our shows. And since we can block ones that are insulting, all is well.

yeah you can block tags I believe, I tried to tag a model with jupwashere and she was fine with it but I guess support blocked it, yet they let through some douchebag who put 'overpriced' lol

 

[Anonymous]

People can TAG models on streamate?? Now that's just not cool...

Yeah, a lot of SM models - including me - hate it because a lot of trolls are abusing the feature by using it to call model names for whatever reason. I heard someone even tagged a model with her REAL NAME. Now we have to obsess about going into our model settings to check for new tags to see if there are any new nasty tags that need to be blocked from our profile.

 

[ComicOzzie]

wowssang: I hope insert my penis in your pussy

Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best thing. - Andy DuFresne