Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[Nordling]

Still... I think Alysse is hot.

 

[x0missdalis]

first night on mfc had a little conversation like this
"are you doing privates?"
"yes sir!"
"do you have any cheese?"
"what?"
"cheese, like swiss cheese?"
"uhh I think I have some American cheese why?"
"oh, I guess that'll work, will you go private with me, I want to watch you slap cheese on your tits."


uhhhhhhh.......

 

[AllisonWilder]

first night on mfc had a little conversation like this
"are you doing privates?"
"yes sir!"
"do you have any cheese?"
"what?"
"cheese, like swiss cheese?"
"uhh I think I have some American cheese why?"
"oh, I guess that'll work, will you go private with me, I want to watch you slap cheese on your tits."


uhhhhhhh.......

Lol, from what I've seen/heard that guy takes a lot of girls private.

 

[Anonymous]

Is THAT the famous cheese guy I've heard so much about?

 

[Shaun__]

Reposting my possible Cheese Guy pic for a visual aid.

 

[x0missdalis]

Reposting my possible Cheese Guy pic for a visual aid.

YES THAT'S IT. Not me obviously, but basically how it went. He spent quite a few tokens but left randomly and I haven't seen him since. If any of you encounter him and choose to take the cheese adventure, he seems to be partial to Swiss.

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wonder if Cheese Guy genuinely gets off on girls playing with cheese or is just a troll. Most fetishes I can at least understand why somebody, somewhere might have that particular fetish. But cheese slapped on tits... I got nothing :?

 

[Jupiter551]

I wonder if he picks up women at bars and asks them to do things with cheese

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wonder if he picks up women at bars and asks them to do things with cheese

I bet he uses... wait for it, wait for it... CHEESY PICK-UP LINES!!



:?
I'm sorry.

 

[Nordling]

:-D

hfish686: do you ever do foot fetish shows?
RussianXXtasy: feet people
RussianXXtasy: i wish they all fkn die
hfish686: thanks! sorry that you are having a bad day!

lol No, she's telling you how annoying "feet people" are.

 

[mynameisbob84]

:-D

hfish686: do you ever do foot fetish shows?
RussianXXtasy: feet people
RussianXXtasy: i wish they all fkn die
hfish686: thanks! sorry that you are having a bad day!

lol No, she's telling you how annoying "feet people" are.

Sounds like a perfectly reasonable question to me. He wasn't rude or pushy. Simply asked if she ever does shows that appeal to his particular (common) kink.
Reminds me of that Bill Hicks quote about Judas Priest being accused of putting subliminal messages in their records asking their fans to kill themselves.
"What kind of performer wants their audience dead? Doesn't make a lot of sense when you think about it".

 

[Nordling]

:-D

hfish686: do you ever do foot fetish shows?
RussianXXtasy: feet people
RussianXXtasy: i wish they all fkn die
hfish686: thanks! sorry that you are having a bad day!

lol No, she's telling you how annoying "feet people" are.

Sounds like a perfectly reasonable question to me. He wasn't rude or pushy. Simply asked if she ever does shows that appeal to his particular (common) kink.
Reminds me of that Bill Hicks quote about Judas Priest being accused of putting subliminal messages in their records asking their fans to kill themselves.
"What kind of performer wants their audience dead? Doesn't make a lot of sense when you think about it".

Ha! True, I agree. Still, they're annoying. No matter what is going on in a room, the feet guys come in from the cold and ask their dumb questions without even saying hi or kiss my arse... The model could be in the middle of a heated discussion with regs on the immutability of original sin, and yet the foot guy won't bother to even check the room out, just blurt, "SHOW FEET BB!"

 

[LadyLuna]

about the cheese guy:

My guess is there's two of them, cause this one asked specifically about swiss, but isn't there another who asks for kraft singles? Also, to the fetish, maybe it was sparked by the earlier "behold the power of cheese" commercials. I seem to remember those were more about cheese making people famous/powerful/wise/beautiful.

about the foot fetish request:

Yeah, but "show feet bb" and actual foot fetishists are two different genres. The first is annoying, the second is lucrative.

 

[Nordling]

about the cheese guy:

My guess is there's two of them, cause this one asked specifically about swiss, but isn't there another who asks for kraft singles? Also, to the fetish, maybe it was sparked by the earlier "behold the power of cheese" commercials. I seem to remember those were more about cheese making people famous/powerful/wise/beautiful.

about the foot fetish request:

Yeah, but "show feet bb" and actual foot fetishists are two different genres. The first is annoying, the second is lucrative.

Probably true, although pleasing regs by spitting on a fetishist who interrupts the flow can be lucrative too. There's an art to rudeness, it has to be constructed to please those who have and use tokens while at the same time making someone else look dorky. Mean? Sure. Rude? Sure is. Wrong? Nah, just a methodology.

 

[ga5457]

In AushellAngell room a few minutes ago

paulp8900: hey im sure u dont get asked this alot, im a bit embarrassed.... will u take a shit on cam for me please? i will pay u many tokens
paulp8900: please?

 

[Anonymous]

The foot guy won't bother to even check the room out, just blurt, "SHOW FEET BB!"

:lol: at guys who blurt out "SHOW FEET PLZZZZZ!" every 5 seconds during a model's public chat show. No disrespect to anyone who loves feet (I WISH I could get more foot fetish private shows), but blurting that out in that manner, at THAT moment, is just odd, and it annoys the model and members. I mean, can't you just put "Can you please show your feet when you get a chance?" in a tip note, or do a foot fetish private show with her as soon as she's available? LOL.

 

[Nordling]

The foot guy won't bother to even check the room out, just blurt, "SHOW FEET BB!"

:lol: at guys who blurt out "SHOW FEET PLZZZZZ!" every 5 seconds during a model's public chat show. No disrespect to anyone who loves feet (I WISH I could get more foot fetish private shows), but blurting that out in that manner, at THAT moment, is just odd, and it annoys the model and members. I mean, can't you just put "Can you please show your feet when you get a chance?" in a tip note, or do a foot fetish private show with her as soon as she's available? LOL.

Ha ha! Exactly. What made me laugh this time was more about hearing it from a Russian-American model saying in her thick accent, much like Natasha in Rocky and Bullwinkle, "fkin feet pipple shood die!"

 

[ComicOzzie]

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[Jupiter551]

Ha ha! Exactly. What made me laugh this time was more about hearing it from a Russian-American model saying in her thick accent, much like Natasha in Rocky and Bullwinkle, "fkin feet pipple shood die!"

Yeah Reny has a great accent, see if you can make her say "Time to die, Mr Bond"

 

[Nordling]

Ha ha! Exactly. What made me laugh this time was more about hearing it from a Russian-American model saying in her thick accent, much like Natasha in Rocky and Bullwinkle, "fkin feet pipple shood die!"

Yeah Reny has a great accent, see if you can make her say "Time to die, Mr Bond"

ha ha! I'd love that! She's adorable!

 

[Jupiter551]

:violence-hammer:

edwinyvanesa: hello my breasts rich princess annoying I can not take a little walk if one bailesito

:violence-instagib:

booblover6088: Do you charge extra tokens if Grandpa watches with me?

 

[Diana Blake]

booblover6088: Do you charge extra tokens if Grandpa watches with me?

Yeah, this is his new one. He dropped by and tried it while I was playing with my jigsaw. All it took was "Booblover, you fail at trolling, stop trying." and he shut up.

 

[LilyMarie]

Tolstoy33: German porn is interesting but there isn't enough of it I think
Tolstoy33: In America we have endless porn but I think the Germans produce less
Tolstoy33: They have incest ones though
Tolstoy33: That's kind of intense
me: uh, NO? We don't have more or less incest porn than the USA?
Tolstoy33: Yeah but German porn has like sisters having sex
Tolstoy33: I think incest is more tolerated in Germany
me: woah that's NOT TRUE at all. :shock:
Tolstoy33: But it's not illegal right?
me: Yes it is?!!
Tolstoy33: lol I thought incest was legal in germany?!
Tolstoy33: Isn't the age for sex 13 in some german states?

later...

Tolstoy33: When did you lose your virginity?
me: When I was 16.
Tolstoy33: That's old Lily
Tolstoy33: Why not 13?
me: The average age at which you lose your virginity here is like 17.1, I think. I wasn't OLD.
Tolstoy33: Really? why don't they take advantage of the 13?
Tolstoy33: It's legal, they should try it
me: blah blah blah what is wrong with you etc.
Tolstoy33: Well don't get offended
Tolstoy33: I want to understand your culture
Tolstoy33: I want a 13 year old German girl
Tolstoy33: Is that wrong?



MY GOD.

 

[Nordling]

Damn, Lily, I hope he was just trolling and trying to get a reaction, otherwise, he's one sick dude and needs to be put on a list.

 

[nzhere]

In AushellAngell room a few minutes ago

paulp8900: hey im sure u dont get asked this alot, im a bit embarrassed.... will u take a shit on cam for me please? i will pay u many tokens
paulp8900: please?

If the model reports that member, they will have their account suspended.

see MFC code :sapperooz

 

[Anonymous]

Damn, Lily, I hope he was just trolling and trying to get a reaction, otherwise, he's one sick dude and needs to be put on a list.

He'd probably love that Motherless site.

 

[schlmoe]

Tolstoy33: German porn is interesting but there isn't enough of it I think
Tolstoy33: In America we have endless porn but I think the Germans produce less
Tolstoy33: They have incest ones though
Tolstoy33: That's kind of intense
me: uh, NO? We don't have more or less incest porn than the USA?
Tolstoy33: Yeah but German porn has like sisters having sex
Tolstoy33: I think incest is more tolerated in Germany
me: woah that's NOT TRUE at all. :shock:
Tolstoy33: But it's not illegal right?
me: Yes it is?!!
Tolstoy33: lol I thought incest was legal in germany?!
Tolstoy33: Isn't the age for sex 13 in some german states?

later...

Tolstoy33: When did you lose your virginity?
me: When I was 16.
Tolstoy33: That's old Lily
Tolstoy33: Why not 13?
me: The average age at which you lose your virginity here is like 17.1, I think. I wasn't OLD.
Tolstoy33: Really? why don't they take advantage of the 13?
Tolstoy33: It's legal, they should try it
me: blah blah blah what is wrong with you etc.
Tolstoy33: Well don't get offended
Tolstoy33: I want to understand your culture
Tolstoy33: I want a 13 year old German girl
Tolstoy33: Is that wrong?



MY GOD.

tolstoy is making the rounds, he was romancing Amber on Monday:

 

[Nordling]

Pretty firm evidence that he's trolling and probably doesn't really want those things. Not sure if I should be relieved or more disgusted. :?

 

[LaceyRoyce]

I wonder if Cheese Guy genuinely gets off on girls playing with cheese or is just a troll. Most fetishes I can at least understand why somebody, somewhere might have that particular fetish. But cheese slapped on tits... I got nothing :?

He has been around for at least the 2 yrs I've been on MFC. If he was trolling... the amount of money and boredom would have taken over and he'd not be doing the same shtick after all this time. I think this is genuinely his fetish.

 

[Bocefish]

I wonder if Cheese Guy genuinely gets off on girls playing with cheese or is just a troll. Most fetishes I can at least understand why somebody, somewhere might have that particular fetish. But cheese slapped on tits... I got nothing :?

He has been around for at least the 2 yrs I've been on MFC. If he was trolling... the amount of money and boredom would have taken over and he'd not be doing the same shtick after all this time. I think this is genuinely his fetish.

Prior to MFC, he was on other sites as well. Trolls don't spend that much money and time as a hobby so it's gotta be a serious fetish for him.