Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

[LailaBaise]

There was a dood last night who insisted on repeating the last letter of each inane sentence for reasons unknown...

Oh godddddddddddddd
Your so hotttttttttttt
Your beautifullllllllllllllllllll
Very sensuallllllllllllll
Stoppppppppppp
Dammmmmmmmmm
I love the shape of your breasts and upturned bipplesssssssssssssssssss <-------- that was my favourite :-D

I loved how he kept telling me to stopppppp, I knew he wanted more the naughty little guy.

 

[mynameisbob84]

There was a dood last night who insisted on repeating the last letter of each inane sentence for reasons unknown...

Oh godddddddddddddd
Your so hotttttttttttt
Your beautifullllllllllllllllllll
Very sensuallllllllllllll
Stoppppppppppp
Dammmmmmmmmm
I love the shape of your breasts and upturned bipplesssssssssssssssssss <-------- that was my favourite :-D

I loved how he kept telling me to stopppppp, I knew he wanted more the naughty little guy.

I think he became perilously close to experiencing a cocksplosion and he didn't want to have to clean it up so he asked you to 'stopppppppppp'.

But then you had to get your bipplesssssssssssssss out and the next thing he knows, he's spending money on special drycleaning and saying 'dammmmmmmmmmm'.

:-D

 

[Jupiter551]

chris1113:

FREE CUM SHOW @Chris1113 FEMALES ONLY X3

Translation: "any models wanna watch me jerk off? I have no tokens"

The fact he specifies "females only" specifically makes me wanna make him sexually uncomfortable lol.

 

[LilyMarie]

chris1113:

FREE CUM SHOW @Chris1113 FEMALES ONLY X3

Translation: "any models wanna watch me jerk off? I have no tokens"

To me it sounds like he's trying to say the females who want to watch him don't have to pay him for it... Hence free cum show....
Oh my God.

 

[DoctorVen]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

 

[Wabi_Sabi]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

Shepee?

 

[Nordling]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

lol Just guessing but it strikes me that there's a component of the membership that specifically go into "new" model's rooms with the intent to trick them into doing stuff they wouldn't really want to do.

 

[LindseyDoll]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

You'll be unpleasantly surprised by how common that request is :?

 

[Evvie]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

You'll be unpleasantly surprised by how common that request is :?

I get asked on average 1-3 times a night for urine or "toilet" play.

 

[DoctorVen]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

You'll be unpleasantly surprised by how common that request is :?

I get asked on average 1-3 times a night for urine or "toilet" play.

I guess I'm glad I'm not the only one??

 

[Evvie]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

You'll be unpleasantly surprised by how common that request is :?

I get asked on average 1-3 times a night for urine or "toilet" play.

I guess I'm glad I'm not the only one??

Lol, well, it is kind of weird, but they don't really bother me. A lot of people consider camming to be horrible, disgusting, and degrading. So it does sometimes seem a bit odd when a model who diddles herself in the bottom in front of hundreds of people is all "omg so gross a guy just asked me to pee yuckkkk".

I'm always pretty polite to those guys, I just say "no " and leave it at that. Most of them aren't jerks or idiots, they just have a specific fetish that they're willing to pay for. All of them have been much nicer to me than feet people.

 

[DoctorVen]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

You'll be unpleasantly surprised by how common that request is :?

I get asked on average 1-3 times a night for urine or "toilet" play.

I guess I'm glad I'm not the only one??

Lol, well, it is kind of weird, but they don't really bother me. A lot of people consider camming to be horrible, disgusting, and degrading. So it does sometimes seem a bit odd when a model who diddles herself in the bottom in front of hundreds of people is all "omg so gross a guy just asked me to pee yuckkkk".

I'm always pretty polite to those guys, I just say "no " and leave it at that. Most of them aren't jerks or idiots, they just have a specific fetish that they're willing to pay for. All of them have been much nicer to me than feet people.

I was nice about it, it just came out of nowhere and threw me off guard. I did t realize it was a popular request.

 

[nzhere]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

You'll be unpleasantly surprised by how common that request is :?

its a 5000 token violation too
:naughty:

*if caught

 

[schlmoe]

I didn't go through all 120+ pages, so this might have already been said, but I got asked to pee in a cup tonight. :? That just sounds messy.

Messy? Not sure about that, maybe just messed up Now if you were asked to pee in a coke bottle, that would be messy :mrgreen:

 

[batguano]

billystiff8: wanna nut my milk in that hot ass!
Basics members have been temporarily muted by the model. Buy tokens once to become a Premium Member for life.

Basics can't have anything nice

 

[LadyLuna]

This was all within 30 seconds, and he left right after.

bigsexy21: hi bb
can you put on socks
wtf can u talk
bye dumb ass cunt

Cause, you know, lag never happens :roll:

 

[MrRodry]

"BB! You got a 8 minutes video, I got my own 8 minutes video, LET'S TALK!!!"

 

[mynameisbob84]

I wasn't sure where to post this. It has naff all to do with camming, but I had to share, yo.
I was just on the phone to my internet provider, trying to ascertain why my internet connection is so shite, and I could hear another operator in the background getting increasingly frustrated with some woman on the other end of the phone.
After a few minutes of him trying and apparently failing to explain something to this woman, I heard him raise his voice and with an exasperated and defeated sigh, tell her; "Ma'am, the monitor is the screen attached to your computer!".
I then had to spend the next few minutes suppressing the inclination to piss my pants laughing. It was like that episode of Beavis and Butthead where they're not allowed to laugh during sex ed class and then the second the class is over they go outside and piss themselves for an hour straight :-D

 

[LadyLuna]

I wasn't sure where to post this. It has naff all to do with camming, but I had to share, yo.
I was just on the phone to my internet provider, trying to ascertain why my internet connection is so shite, and I could hear another operator in the background getting increasingly frustrated with some woman on the other end of the phone.
After a few minutes of him trying and apparently failing to explain something to this woman, I heard him raise his voice and with an exasperated and defeated sigh, tell her; "Ma'am, the monitor is the screen attached to your computer!".
I then had to spend the next few minutes suppressing the inclination to piss my pants laughing. It was like that episode of Beavis and Butthead where they're not allowed to laugh during sex ed class and then the second the class is over they go outside and piss themselves for an hour straight :-D

To be fair, a lot of people have never been told that monitor = computer screen. They've only ever heard it referred to as a computer screen.

I didn't know until... sometime college or later. I think later, didn't really deal with desktops through high school and college, cause I could take a laptop between school and home easily, but not a desktop. It was when I started looking into having a second screen for my laptop (so, shortly after I started camming), that the term monitor got used around me enough for it to really sink in.

 

[LadyLuna]

(name omitted to protect the "innocent")

member: GENITAL Amoring : is AGGRESSIVE PENETRATIONS are stores IN YOUR muscle tissues hardening sensativity

 

[Jupiter551]

(name omitted to protect the "innocent")

member: GENITAL Amoring : is AGGRESSIVE PENETRATIONS are stores IN YOUR muscle tissues hardening sensativity

yeah, he doesn't sound too "innocent"

 

[Jupiter551]

Isn't this that scam model studio? This guy is trying to recruit from model's profiles

And this one...yeah... :scratch:

 

[ComicOzzie]

ronpouce: send me for friend
ronpouce: and go ass fuck k ?

Ron has some interesting friends, I am guessing.

 

[Shaun__]

I know models dislike unwanted advice, but I felt I had an obligation to share this advice with the world.

 

[Jupiter551]

da fuq?

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[Anonymous]

MFC members lying, saying they've sent me an Amazon e-gift card (they want my new pic set) :roll:

I guess they're too dumb to realize I actually CHECK MY E-MAIL to see if it's there BEFORE I send the pics. DUH.....

 

[IsabellaSnow]

Arabbb: This chick is Curry INDIAN.. so stinky asshole!! bitch, pls, change ur room when u wake up tomorrow... it's filled with ur filthy farts!!! geeez, stinky whoore.
Arabbb: oops mistake
Arabbb: i swear
Arabbb: i swear

random person comes into my room and says this immediately lol

weird....

 

[mynameisbob84]

Arabbb: This chick is Curry INDIAN.. so stinky asshole!! bitch, pls, change ur room when u wake up tomorrow... it's filled with ur filthy farts!!! geeez, stinky whoore.
Arabbb: oops mistake
Arabbb: i swear
Arabbb: i swear

random person comes into my room and says this immediately lol

weird....

But, on a serious note; change your room, yeah? I used to neglect to change my room after someone had farted in it, and... it wasn't good. Nowadays, as soon as I smell fart, I rip the fucking floorboards up and get the whole room renovated :?

 

[Jupiter551]

Arabbb: This chick is Curry INDIAN.. so stinky asshole!! bitch, pls, change ur room when u wake up tomorrow... it's filled with ur filthy farts!!! geeez, stinky whoore.
Arabbb: oops mistake
Arabbb: i swear
Arabbb: i swear

random person comes into my room and says this immediately lol

weird....

Maybe he actually tried to say something along the lines of "Salutations lovely lady! I'd love to wake up in your room tomorrow! I bet it smells divine." But google translate fucked him over. Maybe.

 

[OliveDean]

Guest70647: I what u and me 2 have sex in a grave yard in the snow in the nude with no condoms on
Guest70647: do u what me and u 2 wear a condoms in the gave yard?
Guest70647: do u like 2 see a dead body
Guest70647: can u do me a job in the grave yard 4 me
Guest70647: I what u 2 sit some where in the grave yard
Guest70647: in the ground in a graveyard
Guest70647: what is it called when the put bodys in the ground
Guest70647: i mean when u see the bones of a persons
Guest70647: i what u 2 lay on a skeleton in the graveyard when i am haveing sex with u in the nude