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Things Members Say That Make You Go "WTF?"

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A model PMed this when another member kept begging her to allow him to PM her. WTF?

HappyPariss: can u check who is sweetsexyanna?
ComicOzzie: check how?
HappyPariss: on mfc
HappyPariss: go to her room
ComicOzzie: its a model?
HappyPariss: yes
ComicOzzie: lemme find her
HappyPariss: a guy just asked me to say to my regulars to go to her room and give her money
 
devotions: remember not to put cigarete butt on floor the cockroachs are getting cancer

^This guy was just full of odd comments and one-liners. He had me lolling
 
LolasLiger said:
Can I nominate myself as a member who frequently posts messages that probably make models go WTF? I certainly get a lot of eye-rolling from them :lol:

why not share some of those comments?
 
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LadyLuna said:
LolasLiger said:
Can I nominate myself as a member who frequently posts messages that probably make models go WTF? I certainly get a lot of eye-rolling from them :lol:

why not share some of those comments?

Problem with chat logs is they don't always contextualise, especially if the model is a talker, and not a typer.

Anyway, one of my milder comments....this was only a few days ago but I cannot fathom in what context I said this

i want to come back as a pack of camels in my next life

Sometimes I seem to just throw random shit out:

they say a sex change can do everything except get rid of man feet

And sometimes it is definately the model's own fault. In this particular case she asked for topic ideas, to which I replied how about a puppet show. Followed by:

let me shove my hand up your ass and you can be my ventriliqust dummy

No I don't know why I talk so much shit (as I am usually sober) but the model in question is very forgiving :thumbleft:
 
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ComicOzzie said:
LilAssLover: I be lickin it
LilAssLover: Helll, I'
LilAssLover: Hell, I'd love tastin her shit
LilAssLover: if that is price of admission

Seek help.

Maybe as he was typing that, his friend was laying down a beat. The thing about rap is it doesn't always translate to the written word. I know this, because I'm a rapper. And I rapped this sentence as I typed it to a sick beat and it sounded ill :?
 
I apologize to any non-model ladypervs out there, but I have only met one female member on MFC who was not a huge bitch. I don't understand why women are so aggressive on MFC.

04:20:58 PM prmfl: hello..female/31/florida
04:21:04 PM AlsoEvvie: hi
04:21:32 PM prmfl: you are very cute....
04:21:36 PM AlsoEvvie: ty
04:21:41 PM prmfl: age?
04:21:48 PM AlsoEvvie: 20
04:21:59 PM prmfl: gay/bi?
04:22:07 PM AlsoEvvie: I'm bi
04:22:28 PM prmfl: making me wet...
04:23:20 PM AlsoEvvie: ok
04:23:32 PM prmfl: just an ok?
04:23:51 PM AlsoEvvie: I'm not really interested in dirty talk right now
04:24:08 PM prmfl: how is wet..dirty?
04:24:52 PM AlsoEvvie: Dirty = sexual talk
04:25:07 PM prmfl: and sex = dirt for you?
04:25:21 PM AlsoEvvie: Lol, are you a feminist?
04:25:29 PM AlsoEvvie: I'm not really interested in chatting about your vagina right now
04:25:38 PM AlsoEvvie: I'm sorry if my disregard for talking about a strangers pussy is rude
04:25:56 PM prmfl: not even close...why are you up here?
04:26:06 PM AlsoEvvie: To chat with members I know
 
Just now in KDaddygirl's public chat:

hughjascox: you make nice queef today?
 
Evvie said:
I don't understand why women are so aggressive on MFC.



This annoys me too. A member on ImLive took me private once, and when they appeared on cam, it was a woman, and she was just as annoying with her "Make me cum" demands as the male members can be. :roll:

The attention whoring on MFC (male or female) can be a bit much sometimes. I had a female in my public chat once who kept going on and on about how wet and horny she is, and how she can't wait for her man to come over and fuck her...lol. When female members do that, I wonder how many chat room viewers end up PMing them asking for free c2c.
 
I can't ban people on Firefox at the moment. This proved to be a problem last night on MFC.

Govniuk_69 asked questions about my upcoming b/g video, and what the price for it is.

Me: 450 tokens.
Govniuk_69: ok..450 tokens ?
Me: yes, but please don't tip them now! The video isn't uploaded yet. If you tip for it, I won't be able to send it to you yet.
Govniuk_69: upload it... chop chop
Me: :shock: Wow. 'Chop chop'? How about you wait until it's uploaded instead of being so rude?
Govniuk_69: (Posts an animated emote with a stamp that says 'bitch'.)
Me: I think I'm going to ban you.
Govniuk_69: don't get your panties in a bunch
Me: I'll definitely ban you. (trying to make the damn ban button work again)
Govniuk_69: how many tokens to unban me? (while being in my room.)


:?
 
ooh! I think I know this one! It's a redban/deathsquad thing. (a podcast situation that I really don't understand, to be honest) I don't know what it means, but once redban tweeted me and suddenly there were a million guys talking about olive garden. Did he also mention breadsticks?
 
are you humping hun?

I'm bouncing on my bed. It's fun, you should try it some time!

i like your glasses
put them in your ass plz
possible?

That would be like trying to put a butter knife in my ass. No.

:( i is diappoint

Well, I'm not sorry to disappoint. Glasses in any orifice hurts.

hurt is nice and exciting

No, not the nice hurt. I mean like drawing blood hurt.

blood is sexy
wwhat do you do then?

What any girl does.

humping on a bed?

No, I already explained that I'm bouncing, not humping. If you take me private, I can strip for you. I can play with my pussy. I can do closeups, spreads, or poses. I can use rope to make a body-harness. I can spank myself. I have nipple clips, which I can use on my nipples or pussy lips.

those clips are they hanging on the wall?

No, on the wall is a flogger and a paddle, both of which I'm willing to use anywhere. My clips are in a bin beside me.

can i see them? (I ignore this)

well, no blood = no money for you
see ya

Good riddance! An idiot who can't tell the difference between nipple clips and a flogger? Seriously? I did NOT say tassels after all!
 
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Skype show (I seriously don't know why I do these any more it seems all the disrespectful douchebags want skype)

Guy tips 1 min later hes all over my pm
Member: I tipped you get off MFC now I want my skype show
Me: I'm just waiting for a member to tip for something he wanted
Member: HURRY UP

Gets off MFC starts setting up my toys and cam
Message pops up

Member: READY? HURRY UP I'm HORNY
*I decide to make douchebag wait longer and go for a cigarette*
I get back to my laptop and seen he has written a demanding message

Member: SEND YOUR FUCKING VIDEO NOW I'M HORNY
*Calls him*
The skype was stupid he said stuff like "Can I meet up with you for sex?" I said no I'm digital only then he said "I'd pay money to fuck you" I said no I don't fuck for money then he's like "Why??? I'm hot" then he really pissed me off
"Can I record this and put you on youporn?"
I ended the skype blocked and banned him FUCK YOU demanding asshole.
 
sexyvee_x said:
Skype show (I seriously don't know why I do these any more it seems all the disrespectful douchebags want skype)

Guy tips 1 min later hes all over my pm
Member: I tipped you get off MFC now I want my skype show
Me: I'm just waiting for a member to tip for something he wanted
Member: HURRY UP

Gets off MFC starts setting up my toys and cam
Message pops up

Member: READY? HURRY UP I'm HORNY
*I decide to make douchebag wait longer and go for a cigarette*
I get back to my laptop and seen he has written a demanding message

Member: SEND YOUR FUCKING VIDEO NOW I'M HORNY
*Calls him*
The skype was stupid he said stuff like "Can I meet up with you for sex?" I said no I'm digital only then he said "I'd pay money to fuck you" I said no I don't fuck for money then he's like "Why??? I'm hot" then he really pissed me off
"Can I record this and put you on youporn?"
I ended the skype blocked and banned him FUCK YOU demanding asshole.
lol wow you're pretty patient tbh
 
Jupiter551 said:
sexyvee_x said:
Skype show (I seriously don't know why I do these any more it seems all the disrespectful douchebags want skype)

Guy tips 1 min later hes all over my pm
Member: I tipped you get off MFC now I want my skype show
Me: I'm just waiting for a member to tip for something he wanted
Member: HURRY UP

Gets off MFC starts setting up my toys and cam
Message pops up

Member: READY? HURRY UP I'm HORNY
*I decide to make douchebag wait longer and go for a cigarette*
I get back to my laptop and seen he has written a demanding message

Member: SEND YOUR FUCKING VIDEO NOW I'M HORNY
*Calls him*
The skype was stupid he said stuff like "Can I meet up with you for sex?" I said no I'm digital only then he said "I'd pay money to fuck you" I said no I don't fuck for money then he's like "Why??? I'm hot" then he really pissed me off
"Can I record this and put you on youporn?"
I ended the skype blocked and banned him FUCK YOU demanding asshole.
lol wow you're pretty patient tbh


I was in a good mood yesterday if he caught me on a bad day it would be a different story. I get the guy has paid but shit it does not give him the right to treat me like a robot sex doll.
 
sexyvee_x said:
Skype show (I seriously don't know why I do these any more it seems all the disrespectful douchebags want skype)

Yeah, I don't do skype shows anymore. To me, if you are actually going to get a skype show, it should cost more than an MFC private.

Because, first of all, it's a hassle for me to get off MFC just to do one show. If that show then comes cheaper than a pvt, why should I bother?
Also, skype is more personal because usually the guy wants you to see him too and hear him talk and all that. To me more personal means more money.

Almost every time, the guy that wants a skype show just wants a cheap show (I've had people offer 100 tokens for a 15 minute show!) or he wants to pay by paypal...

So, yeah, I've done my rules up so that I don't do skype, and paypal is exclusively for gifts and donations :)
 
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VeronicaChaos said:
ooh! I think I know this one! It's a redban/deathsquad thing. (a podcast situation that I really don't understand, to be honest) I don't know what it means, but once redban tweeted me and suddenly there were a million guys talking about olive garden. Did he also mention breadsticks?

Lol, nothing about breadsticks. Damn, I am getting old.
 
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AliceDoe: You should learn never to tell a cam girl how to do her job [:p]

ljguy69: But u could change that if u listen to me

AliceDoe: Nope, this is radio, I have no control

ljguy69: Byee Cuttie! your going nowhere on this site :h:

zexie96: radio?

zexie96: oooohh

AliceDoe: Hahahahah, cause you're such an expert

AliceDoe: where on the top 100 list are you again?

This was after a whole lot of "You should get naked/flash/give us a taste" talk...

Not really a WTF, but made me laugh. The guy left right after xD