The Polite Way to Ask About Implants

[Vicki]

I have been creeping this thread and figured I didn't have anything to contribute because my boobs are smallish, unenhanced and I don't get asked about them often. But today I had a viewer come into my room today and say, out of nowhere, "I love your implants!" pretty sure he was trolling, but I immediately thought of this thread.

For the record I said, "Thank you! But I don't have implants!"

 

[ramblin]

I can see the question making sense in a "take me private to see" context if the member has a particular fetish, either for the look of unnaturally rounded breasts, or for something like hanging/swinging or nipple-licking that might not be possible with impants. In that case, though, it's more of a "would you do this in private?" type question.

As the first question in public, it goes heavy in the "annoying things members do" list to me.