The lie was #2.
1- I did win a school math contest in the 5th grade. That's when I was smarter, less snarky and less lazy.
2- If you looked at me, you'd think "there's no way he's athletic enough for basketball." And you'd be right. I was a decent player before high school, but just lost my abilities at some point and was forced to give it up.
3- I do eat a lot of candy when really nervous. Luckily, it's been a while since I've had to do that.
4- The 1st time I performed some stand up comedy, I was introduced by a good friend of mine who just happens to be a lesbian. My 1st joke was that she was one of my many lesbian friends. I don't know why I keep drawing lesbians as friends. "Maybe it's because I have boobs." And yes, I did give my chest a bit of a squeeze with one of my hands for added effect.
5- I do hate seafood despite my Chinese heritage. I don't know what it is, I just dont like it.
1- I did win a school math contest in the 5th grade. That's when I was smarter, less snarky and less lazy.
2- If you looked at me, you'd think "there's no way he's athletic enough for basketball." And you'd be right. I was a decent player before high school, but just lost my abilities at some point and was forced to give it up.
3- I do eat a lot of candy when really nervous. Luckily, it's been a while since I've had to do that.
4- The 1st time I performed some stand up comedy, I was introduced by a good friend of mine who just happens to be a lesbian. My 1st joke was that she was one of my many lesbian friends. I don't know why I keep drawing lesbians as friends. "Maybe it's because I have boobs." And yes, I did give my chest a bit of a squeeze with one of my hands for added effect.
5- I do hate seafood despite my Chinese heritage. I don't know what it is, I just dont like it.
