Most Clever....!

[Ataboy]

I can't find a topic dedicated to what I am asking here...possibly this could merge with one of the "LOL!" threads.

What is the most clever thing you have witnessed in a models room? It could be a retort from a model or member, an action, or even describe a show or game. Please...if it is a show or game you're describing, make sure to let us know if it was successful or not.

Also..Please note that I am looking for things that are clever and make you laugh. Not things that would piss someone off.
ex. of that would be..When I was in a models room and she asked for 1000 tokens to drop the robe. When she got the tokens she dropped the robe to reveal that she was still fully dressed. Many of you know me well enough that that would have pissed me off rather than laugh
I want to keep this somewhat lighthearted. <Yes, I know...me and lighthearted don't seem to go hand in hand...but still!!>

Mine my most clever moment was when a model was asked by a random basic to spread her cheeks. Well she then proceeded to fishhook both sides of her mouth...thus spreading her cheeks. She even asked "Was it good for you?" Everyone in the room...not many...began to laugh so hard. I loved it!!

p.s. I will stipulate that once upon a time the "nice pussy" comments when a cat came onto cam were once clever. But are now simply obligatory and cliche.

 

[Shaun__]

I was planning to post about the cat thing, but after reading your entire post I will just slink away feeling rejected and unloved. I still think it is clever.

 

[DownundaDani]

Occasionally when asked for a flash, I will get my camera out and take a pic of the pervs with flash on. Usually gets a cackle.

 

[Swirl]

perv: Do you do escorts?

model: Yes, I will escort you right out of my chat room.

 

[Ataboy]

I was planning to post about the cat thing, but after reading your entire post I will just slink away feeling rejected and unloved. I still think it is clever.

Just in case you were going to use this ones as well...

Also obligatory and cliche': A model bringing her cat on cam when asked to show her pussy....LOL!

 

[Shaun__]

Also obligatory and cliche': A model bringing her cat on cam when asked to show her pussy....LOL!

What if she grabs a second cat when told he did not mean that one? :icon-cry:

 

[katymallory]

Also obligatory and cliche': A model bringing her cat on cam when asked to show her pussy....LOL!

What if she grabs a second cat when told he did not mean that one? :icon-cry:

Hehe It's clever to me! What about when someone types "Show ass bb" and I say I would but you don't have your cam on?

 

[mross2_]

The first thing I thought of was Miss_Lollipops clever response when asked for a pee show....

 

[texangirlfiona]

Someone yesterday asked me "can you stand up bb?" and I just replied, "Yes, I can stand. I do have that ability."

 

[Anonymous]

This should really go into a 'The Most Sweetest...' thread, but I think the KittyKult thing that KittyWilde used to do was awesome. The first time I ever witnessed it, I thought it was genius! :thumbleft:

 

[lordmagellan]

I remember when Amber squirted all over her mirror. Just drenched that damn thing...... with a spray bottle.
It was beautiful.






And if no one has been there- SophiaLocke has an amazing "Out to pee, please hold" thing. It truly made me feel that my cock was important.

 

[camstory]

I'm not sure if it is clever or if I am just fooling myself. It feels clever when it works. I will split my tokens between two accounts. Run both nicks in to the same room. Then by tipping one against the other, and then using that comradery of both to egg the other tip capable members into tipping I influence the flow of tipping in a room that had been stalled. I am not sure it really works, but it seems to, or has seemed to, the majority (2of3) of the times I have tried it. The time it did not work, I started with less then 200 tokens. (180 IT) The times it worked, or seemed too, I bought 550 to use, but neither time did I use all of them.

I had written a long winded 900 word explanation of this strategy, when I think it can be effective, when i think it wont be, and a bunch of other details, no one except me cares about. I thought I would save everyone that and post the above condensed version. If any one wants, I can PM the wall of text version.

 

[ComicOzzie]

When asked by a bloob what she does in pvt (after her topic said NO PVTS) BustyAn replied, "I bake cookies".

I LOLed.

 

[BustyJules]

I'm always sarcastic in my chat... Examples are as follows

Member: Show asshole bb
Me: *Points cam at fiance*

Member: *Has tipped 500 kisses* (Stupid graphic on chaturbate)
Me: Geez thanks!! Wonder if the electric company will take 500 kisses instead of the 100 dollars I owe?

Member: Stand up bb pls
Me: Sorry, lost my legs back in Vietnam
Member: Show nubs then bb!
Me: *Facepalm*

 

[Poker_Babe]

Also obligatory and cliche': A model bringing her cat on cam when asked to show her pussy....LOL!

What if she grabs a second cat when told he did not mean that one? :icon-cry:

Ohh oh... I do that one!

 

[lordmagellan]

I'm always sarcastic in my chat... Examples are as follows

Member: Show asshole bb
Me: *Points cam at fiance*

Member: *Has tipped 500 kisses* (Stupid graphic on chaturbate)
Me: Geez thanks!! Wonder if the electric company will take 500 kisses instead of the 100 dollars I owe?

Member: Stand up bb pls
Me: Sorry, lost my legs back in Vietnam
Member: Show nubs then bb!
Me: *Facepalm*

I would totally ask to see the nubs.



It's a..... thing for me.

 

[TacoBelle]

I love when guys ask to see feet... it's a running joke in my room that I lost them in 'Nam, and it's a harsh subject for me...

Also, any guys who want to see me dance, they get the robot.

 

[ComicOzzie]

An annoying member was bugging a model to meet up with him in person. After politely declining a few times, she finally replied:

"Fine, I'll see you in the Lounge."

and then banned him.

 

[StarrieNights]

I'm not sure if it is clever or if I am just fooling myself. It feels clever when it works. I will split my tokens between two accounts. Run both nicks in to the same room. Then by tipping one against the other, and then using that comradery of both to egg the other tip capable members into tipping I influence the flow of tipping in a room that had been stalled. I am not sure it really works, but it seems to, or has seemed to, the majority (2of3) of the times I have tried it. The time it did not work, I started with less then 200 tokens. (180 IT) The times it worked, or seemed too, I bought 550 to use, but neither time did I use all of them.

I had written a long winded 900 word explanation of this strategy, when I think it can be effective, when i think it wont be, and a bunch of other details, no one except me cares about. I thought I would save everyone that and post the above condensed version. If any one wants, I can PM the wall of text version.

The way you write.. you crack me up so hard. I may be in love with you.

 

[RogueWarrior]

I'm not sure if it is clever or if I am just fooling myself. It feels clever when it works. I will split my tokens between two accounts. Run both nicks in to the same room. Then by tipping one against the other, and then using that comradery of both to egg the other tip capable members into tipping I influence the flow of tipping in a room that had been stalled. I am not sure it really works, but it seems to, or has seemed to, the majority (2of3) of the times I have tried it. The time it did not work, I started with less then 200 tokens. (180 IT) The times it worked, or seemed too, I bought 550 to use, but neither time did I use all of them.

I had written a long winded 900 word explanation of this strategy, when I think it can be effective, when i think it wont be, and a bunch of other details, no one except me cares about. I thought I would save everyone that and post the above condensed version. If any one wants, I can PM the wall of text version.

The way you write.. you crack me up so hard. I may be in love with you.

For the love of all that is sane and right in the world, do not encourage him.

 

[SNATCH]

Also obligatory and cliche': A model bringing her cat on cam when asked to show her pussy....LOL!

What if she grabs a second cat when told he did not mean that one? :icon-cry:

I HAVE SO DONE THIS, lollllllll.