Looking for a cam girl who changed her name (now Ding Dong thread)

[n_i_c_u]

I grew up on Ding Dongs--It was a time in grade school where the best part of the day was lunch time. I would take everything out of that brown paper bag and there would be the bologna sandwich on two pieces of wheat bread and a slice of cheap 'American' cellophane cheese (maybe a dab of mustard or ketchup on the sandwich), a little baggie of Doritos and a Ding Dong. My taste buds would explode with joy as I took off the top piece of white bread, dumped the Doritos and Ding Dong on the (sorta warm by now) bologna, and smushe--from top down--everthing together under those two pieces of wheat bread. It was as close to food ecstasy as I had ever experienced at that time--it was tough to stop doing it because it tasted so good! The Ding Dong was a big big part of this and I will forever remember it fondly!

 

[justjoinedtopost]

omg. I have to go to the store. I haven't had a peanut butter sandwich with Cheetos on it in decades..

 

[Nikola Tesla]

Putting Doritos on a bologna sandwich is very common in jail.
Not so much the DingDong

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Putting Doritos on a bologna sandwich is very common in jail.
Not so much the DingDong

I'm not in favor of prisoners having Doritos. Jail shouldn't be a pleasant experience. They should only be allowed plain Lay's.

 

[zippypinhead]

Putting Doritos on a bologna sandwich is very common in jail.

Further connection between prisons and public schools.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

Further connection between prisons and public schools.

You can knock public schools all you want, but let me tell you something; private schools aren't all they are cracked up to be.

In our little cafeteria we had Lance crackers (ok) and Oreos (also ok). Unfortunately, we also had Sno Balls. The fact they served a passable cheese pizza did not make up for it.

I would rather go to jail than try to choke down another Sno Ball.

 

[zippypinhead]

You can knock public schools all you want, but let me tell you something; private schools aren't all they are cracked up to be.

In our little cafeteria we had Lance crackers (ok) and Oreos (also ok). Unfortunately, we also had Sno Balls. The fact they served a passable cheese pizza did not make up for it.

I would rather go to jail than try to choke down another Sno Ball.

The trick is to eat the marshmallow and the cake separately.

 

[FluffyGalore]

I fear I need to be educated in typical American snacks. Any suggestions of other nummy American goodies would be greatly appreciated. I thank you good sirs and good ladies in advance for your suggestions.

(or rather I'm going to Florida in November and want to eat loads of nummy American snacks.)

 

[JerryBoBerry]

I'm not in favor of prisoners having Doritos. Jail shouldn't be a pleasant experience. They should only be allowed plain Lay's.

I'm sure many wish there were not so many plain Lay's in prison.

 

[Sevrin]

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I fear I need to be educated in typical American snacks. Any suggestions of other nummy American goodies would be greatly appreciated. I thank you good sirs and good ladies in advance for your suggestions.

(or rather I'm going to Florida in November and want to eat loads of nummy American snacks.)

I highly recommend you look and see if there is a Donut Hole in your area when you visit Florida. They have chocolate creme filled donuts that are simply to die for. Omelets aren't bad either. But the real draw for me is their hash browns (though I'm not sure how you feel about potatoes, given the troubled history of Ireland-UK relations).

I'm sure many wish there were not so many plain Lay's in prison.

I'm sure the last thing you want to hear in prison is somebody behind you whispering "Hey there Sno Ball."



edit: tutorial on how to cut a Sno Ball in half

 

[FluffyGalore]

I highly recommend you look and see if there is a Donut Hole in your area when you visit Florida. They have chocolate creme filled donuts that are simply to die for. Omelets aren't bad either. But the real draw for me is their hash browns (though I'm not sure how you feel about potatoes, given the troubled history of Ireland-UK relations).

I like me some hash browns. Is this a real place or am I'm going ask someone to have laugh in my face lol.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I like me some hash browns. Is this a real place or am I'm going ask someone to have laugh in my face lol.

Oh no, it's real. Delicious.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/donut-hole-bakery-cafe-destin

 

[fandango]

I fear I need to be educated in typical American snacks. Any suggestions of other nummy American goodies would be greatly appreciated. I thank you good sirs and good ladies in advance for your suggestions.

(or rather I'm going to Florida in November and want to eat loads of nummy American snacks.)

My favourite when I was in America was Koolaid, although in the last few years I've found places you can get that here now. I'd never heard of it before I went and ended up so addicted I was drinking gallons. It's a small miracle I had any teeth left at all when my year was over.

 

[justjoinedtopost]

My favourite when I was in America was Koolaid

Used to be crazy about Koolaid. Then one day I tried Tang, and never looked back.

 

[fandango]

Used to be crazy about Koolaid. Then one day I tried Tang, and never looked back.

OMG I totally forgot about Tang, I love that too. I need to go and find somewhere to get that shipped to me now. I need it back in my life.

Edit to add Tang ordered

 

[justjoinedtopost]

OMG I totally forgot about Tang, I love that too. I need to go and find somewhere to get that shipped to me now. I need it back in my life.

Edit to add Tang ordered

Be careful with that shit. Dangerous stuff.

I started off drinking it like you're supposed to. Soon that wasn't enough, and I was mixing it thicker and thicker. Eventually I found myself huddled in a corner eating it straight off a spoon. Yummy.

 

[eyeteach]

I like me some hash browns. Is this a real place or am I'm going ask someone to have laugh in my face lol.

Waffle House. Believe me, you'll find one anywhere you go in Florida...

 

[Nordling]

Be careful with that shit. Dangerous stuff.

I started off drinking it like you're supposed to. Soon that wasn't enough, and I was mixing it thicker and thicker. Eventually I found myself huddled in a corner eating it straight off a spoon. Yummy.

Reminds me of Fun Dip (formerly Lick 'm' Aid)

 

[yummybrownfox]

My favourite when I was in America was Koolaid, although in the last few years I've found places you can get that here now. I'd never heard of it before I went and ended up so addicted I was drinking gallons. It's a small miracle I had any teeth left at all when my year was over.

Kool-Aid Bursts are really good too! I like tropical punch.

 

[FluffyGalore]

Waffle House. Believe me, you'll find one anywhere you go in Florida...

Omg that's just made me soo hungry why do we not have stuf like this in the uk. We are soooo boring

 

[Ellen Belle]

I ain't going to lie - I only came here to look at the Ding Dongs, they look too good!!

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I ain't going to lie - I only came here to look at the Ding Dongs, they look too good!!

 

[JerryBoBerry]

Waffle House. Believe me, you'll find one anywhere you go in Florida...

I'm lucky enough to live where there's a Waffle House AND a Huddle House. 24 hour 'Any Meal, Any Time' deep fried greasy food to your hearts desire...or until it clogs and shuts down.

There's more than just these two pages.
http://www.huddlehouse.com/menu-dinner-platters.aspx

 

[justjoinedtopost]

I'm lucky enough to live where there's a Waffle House AND a Huddle House. 24 hour 'Any Meal, Any Time' deep fried greasy food to your hearts desire...or until it clogs and shuts down.

There's more than just these two pages.
http://www.huddlehouse.com/menu-dinner-platters.aspx

Huddle House always left me flat. Mainly because their chicken sandwich consistently lacked flavor. Been a couple years since I ate there though, maybe I will go back and give the country fried steak a try.

 

[mynameisbob84]

American food always looks so good. I occasionally stream American TV shows and catch some of the adverts. 70% of them seem to be food-based and it all looks amazing. And so cheap. Over here, it's the equivalent of $10 for a Big Mac meal and $25 for a large Domino's pizza.

 

[JerryBoBerry]

American food always looks so good. I occasionally stream American TV shows and catch some of the adverts. 70% of them seem to be food-based and it all looks amazing. And so cheap. Over here, it's the equivalent of $10 for a Big Mac meal and $25 for a large Domino's pizza.

The government here subsidizes crops to farmers, $20 billion per year, of which the lions share is for corn production. So products made from corn are cheaper. High fructose corn syrup is a big one everyone knows about, it makes soda so cheap and is one of the main reasons for obesity. But there's a boat load of other products. Close to 95% of the items in a grocery store use corn in some fashion, right down to the ink used in printing the labels. Even the meat in the burgers; those cows are primarily fed a corn diet.

If the government would cease subsidizing the farmers, our food wouldn't be near so cheap.

Spoiler: Corn-derived food and products. Long list, but not exhaustive.

The items in this list can each be derived from corn. Some of them can also be derived from other sources besides corn. For example, citric acid can be derived from fruit as well as corn.

Acetic acid
Alcohol
Alpha tocopherol
Artificial flavorings
Artificial sweeteners
Ascorbates
Ascorbic acid
Baking powder
Barley malt
Bleached flour
Blended sugar (sugaridextrose)
Brown sugar
Calcium citrate
Calcium fumarate
Calcium gluconate
Calcium lactate
Calcium magnesium acetate (CMA)
Calcium stearate
Calcium stearoyl lactylate
Caramel and caramel color
Carbonmethylcellulose sodium
Cellulose microcrystalline
Cellulose, methyl
Cellulose, powdered
Cetearyl glucoside
Choline chloride
Citric acid
Citrus cloud emulsion (CCS)
Coco glycerides (cocoglycerides)
Confectioners sugar
Corn alcohol, corn gluten
Corn extract
Corn flour
Corn oil, corn oil margarine
Corn starch
Corn sweetener, corn sugar
Corn syrup, corn syrup solids
Corn, popcorn, cornmeal
Cornstarch, cornflour
Crosscarmellose sodium
Crystalline fructose
Cyclodextrin
Decyl glucoside
Decyl polyglucose
Dextrin
Dextrose (also found in IV solutions)
Dextrose anything (such as monohydrate or anhydrous)
d-Gluconic acid
Distilled white vinegar
Drying agent
Erythorbic acid
Erythritol
Ethanol
Ethocel 20
Ethylcellulose
Ethylene
Ethyl acetate
Ethyl alcohol
Ethyl maltol
Flavorings
Food starch
Fructose
Fruit juice concentrate
Fumaric acid
Germ/germ meal
Gluconate
Gluconic acid
Glucono delta-lactone
Gluconolactone
Glucosamine
Glucose
Glucose syrup (also found in IV solutions)
Glutamate
Gluten
Gluten feed/meal
Glycerides
Glycerin
Glycerol
Golden syrup
Grits
High fructose corn syrup
Hominy
Honey
Hydrolyzed corn
Hydrolyzed corn protein
Hydrolyzed vegetable protein
Hydroxypropyl methylcellulose
Hydroxypropyl methylcellulose pthalate (HPMCP)
Inositol
Invert syrup or sugar
Iodized salt
Lactate
Lactic acid
Lauryl glucoside
Lecithin
Linoleic acid
Lysine
Magnesium fumarate
Maize
Malic acid
Malonic acid
Malt syrup from corn (barley malt is fine)
Malt, malt extract
Maltitol
Maltodextrin
Maltol
Maltose
Mannitol
Methyl gluceth
Methyl glucose
Methyl glucoside
Methylcellulose
Microcrystaline cellulose
Modified cellulose gum
Modified corn starch
Modified food starch
Molasses (corn syrup may be present; know your product)
Mono and di glycerides
Monosodium glutamate
MSG
Natural flavorings
Olestra/Olean
Polenta
Polydextrose
Polylactic acid (PLA)
Polysorbates (e.g. Polysorbate 80)
Polyvinyl acetate
Potassium citrate
Potassium fumarate
Potassium gluconate
Powdered sugar
Pregelatinized starch
Propionic acid
Propylene glycol
Propylene glycol monostearate
Saccharin
Salt (iodized salt)
Simethicone
Sodium carboxymethylcellulose
Sodium citrate
Sodium erythorbate
Sodium fumarate
Sodium lactate
Sodium starch glycolate
Sodium stearoyl fumarate
Sorbate
Sorbic acid
Sorbitan
Sorbitan monooleate
Sorbitan tri-oleate
Sorbitol
Sorghum (not all is bad; the syrup and/or grain CAN be mixed with corn)
Starch (any kind that's not specified)
Stearic acid
Stearoyls
Sucrose
Sugar (not identified as cane or beet)
Tocopherol (vitamin E)
Treacle (aka golden syrup)
Triethyl citrate
Unmodified starch
Vanilla, natural flavoring
Vanilla, pure or extract
Vanillin
Vegetable anything that's not specific
Vinegar, distilled white
Vinyl acetate
Vitamin C and Vitamin E
Vitamins
Xanthan gum
Xylitol
Yeast
Zea mays
Zein


OTHER PRODUCTS THAT MAY CONTAIN CORN

Adhesives and gummed papers (envelopes, stamps, stickers, tapes)
Body powders
Bounce dryer sheets
Breath spray and candies
Chicken
Coffee, instant
Condiments (mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup)
Contact lens solutions
Cream
Dairy products (cottage cheese, cheese, sour cream)
Fresh fruit/vegetables that are coated with wax (which can be derived from corn)
Frozen fruit (blueberries, cranberries)
Frozen vegatables
Hair products (spray, mousse and gels)
Herbal Essence products
Lotion (including those that contain Vitamin E)
Margarine
Meat products (hot dogs, sausage)
Orange juice (the frozen kinds appear to be okay)
Paper containers (boxes, cups, plates)
Peanut butter
Pickles
Pork
Ricotta cheese
Salad dressings
Soaps and dishwashing detergents
Suntan lotions
Teas
Tomato products
Toothpaste
Tuna fish

Spoiler: Another list from a different site. Shows some of the products that use corn.

Paper containers and plastic wrappers may contain an inner lining that is coated with corn. The following are examples:
Boxes
Cups
Plates
Milk or ice cream cartons

The following foods, may include sources of corn from various products, such as cornstarch, corn syrup and corn/vegetable oils:
Commercial soups
Peanut butter
Various meats (cold cuts, ham, hotdogs, sausages)
Breaded or fried foods
Cheese
Chili
Chop suey
Chow mein
Cheese spreads
Fish sticks
Mixed vegetables (frozen, canned)
Succotash
Pork and beans
Creamed vegetables
Breads dusted with corn meal
Graham crackers
Baking mixes
Pancakes (certain mixes)
Pancake syrups
English muffins
Gravy (thickened with corn starch, for instance)
Salad dressings
Canned or frozen fruits sweetened with corn syrup
Dates and other fruit confections
Ice creams, sherbets
Chocolate milk, milk shakes, soy milks, eggnog
American wines, whiskey, gin, beer, ale
Carbonated beverages such as Coca-Cola, 7-Up, etc
Lemonade
Instant coffees
Powdered sugar
Jams and jellies
Candies
Catsup
Chewing gums
Sauces
White distilled vinegar
Monosodium glutamate
Baking powder
Cake yeast
Bleached flour
Gelatin capsules

Non Edible Items That May Contain Corn Ingredients:
Adhesives (envelopes, stickers, stamps)
Toothpastes
Medications (both over the counter and prescription)
Laundry starch

Modern chemistry at its finest right there.