Funny things guys say when rejected

[zippypinhead]

/r/niceguys is a goldmine for this kind of stuff. I mean, holy shit.

 

[IsabellaSnow]

One that has always stuck in my mind was a male co worker who kept hitting on me, and then when I'd politely turn him down he'd go "don't flatter yourself, you're not my type".... As though he hadn't just propositioned me.

The best ones have been the guys who've called me a slut, easy or not that hot because I've rejected them. My response was always "surely that says something worse about you that me if that's true and I still turned you down..."

I've also had the "everyone else said bad things about you, you should be grateful that I gave you the chance!".
How fortunate for me that they decided trying to have sex was more important than what their friends apparently said. Yup, panties falling straight down...

 

[Gen]

One that has always stuck in my mind was a male co worker who kept hitting on me, and then when I'd politely turn him down he'd go "don't flatter yourself, you're not my type".... As though he hadn't just propositioned me.

OMG you reminded me! Same situation, male coworker but I'd just quit the job. I invited him to my birthday party at a club and said we (the group!) were having a hotel party afterwards. Anyway my phone died throughout the night so he never got in touch with me. In the morning I had heaps of messages from him starting with "hey love what club are you at" to "fuck you, you're fat, I was doing you a favour anyways".

Funny that I'm so disgusting yet you've spent this much effort trying to bag me? Please. He wasn't a looker either and I kind of hope he never has sex again.

 

[SaffronBurke]

/r/niceguys is a goldmine for this kind of stuff. I mean, holy shit.

"I was a stalking creep to a stripper and made her so uncomfortable that she blocked me, waaaaaa I'm suing her"

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that courtroom when the judge laughs in his face.

 

[Dan Epstein]

10 years and 30 lbs ago I was a waiter, and a bartender, and I had to turn down proposals from men quite often. In my humble experience in the service industry (a little over 15 years), sometimes men don't deal with rejection from other men too well, even if they know your'e not gay.

 

[AudriTwo]

I'm so glad I'm married. I don't ever want to date again.


But I also don't wear my wedding ring. I have had people RUN from me after they tried picking me up and I tell them I'm married. I've also had guys say "Me too and I won't tell."

/r/niceguys is a goldmine for this kind of stuff. I mean, holy shit.

This is normal in stripper world.

 

[zippypinhead]

This is normal in stripper world.

That's why I posted it. Just based on the many "I paid her to give me a little attention, and now I'm in love -- what's the best way to stalk her?" threads we get around here, I figured it was a relatable situation.

 

[SaffronBurke]

But I also don't wear my wedding ring. I have had people RUN from me after they tried picking me up and I tell them I'm married. I've also had guys say "Me too and I won't tell.

There are people who actually accept" I'm married" as a no? I'm amazed. I never had someone leave me alone after telling them I was dating/engaged/married (whichever was accurate at the time). I've only ever had the "I don't care" crowd, or they assumed that I was lying to get rid of them and refused to believe me.

 

[eyeteach]

Here are just some of the ways I've been turned down (full disclosure: the following may or may not have actually been said)

~ I'm sorry, I'm expecting a migraine that night.

~ Well I'd love to but you see I have to study for a urine test.

~ Sure! Let me introduce you to my seven kids first...

~ No can do, I got the Orkin man coming to spray for fleas.

~ HMPH! Yeah, when you grow that leg back...

Some people would have given up, called it a day, and crawled home; but not me! I don't know the meaning of the word "no!'. But as I'm sure y'all can tell by the aforementioned, I'm getting a pretty good damned idea what it is.

 

[Kiki Jane]

"I was a stalking creep to a stripper and made her so uncomfortable that she blocked me, waaaaaa I'm suing her"

I would love to be a fly on the wall in that courtroom when the judge laughs in his face.

Ohhh I fell down that internet black hole last night. This guy is legit scary. He is suing Taylor Swift because she won't date him. I found his Facebook. Whyyyyyy did I have to find it? Why did I have to spend all night reading it?

 

[Dan Epstein]

Last time I used a dating app that actually worked it was a tape player with a Marvin Gaye album.

 

[Ariel Rebel]

I didn't even liked you anyways, you're ugly.

 

[zippypinhead]

I just wonder why such a typical response sounds like it comes straight from the schoolyard. "Yeah, well you're stupid and ugly anyway!" What's next? Throw mud in her hair, and chase her around with bugs?

 

[Dan Epstein]

"I gotta get back to county jail tomorrow anyway"

 

[sexyvanessa4u]

"Your hair color's fake anyways!" No shit.

 

[n_i_c_u]

Women don't really understand me as I am crying vehemently and I'm also at leg level grasping their ankle to stop them from leaving. They just don't understand.

 

[Kiki Jane]

I just remembered one from grade 10. Boy who asked me out (unsuccessfully) starts looking right at me and giggling (we were still lab partners).

Me: What?

Him: I just noticed you have a moustache!

Me: Uh...

Him: And a potbelly! Hahahah!

Honestly, it didn't hurt my feelings, just gave me more stuff to make fun of him about to my friends.