So I went out to go buy a good vibrator yesterday, in a local erotica shop. A chain with a reputation of being extremely women-friendly. It was my first time ever in a sex shop, I'm used to buying stuff on line or through upper dare parties (with only women). There was a man at the desk talking to the cashier (who was also a man). I was shy to be asking for permission to test the Mini Fairy on my nose. At the upper dare party, I had the chance to test a few of these vibrators, but none of them were good enough. I did read about the Fairy (on here), which seems to have a good reputation.
After about ten minutes of lingering at the vibrator, dildo, and gay porn department, someone asked the cashier a question, and he needed to be where I was. By that time, no less than three men were at the cash desk. He said he'd be there in a minute. I asked him if he were prepared to remove one of the Mini Fairies from its box and have me test it on my nose (which is what we did at the upper dare as well). I knew the Fairy had multiple speeds, and probably a range of vibrating from "OK" over "woah what is this" to "this is so unpleasant I might have an orgasm." Turns out it did. But I tested it at the cash desk. WITH THOSE SAME THREE MEN WATCHING. I felt like an idiot. It cost me, but I'm sure It'll be worthwhile.
At the end, when I paid and left the store, one of them smiled at me and said: "Have fun with it!"
Oh. My. God. Good thing, though: it came in a discrete black bag.
I have no idea how to behave among these horny men. Suits me much better on line. I think. How do you do it?
After about ten minutes of lingering at the vibrator, dildo, and gay porn department, someone asked the cashier a question, and he needed to be where I was. By that time, no less than three men were at the cash desk. He said he'd be there in a minute. I asked him if he were prepared to remove one of the Mini Fairies from its box and have me test it on my nose (which is what we did at the upper dare as well). I knew the Fairy had multiple speeds, and probably a range of vibrating from "OK" over "woah what is this" to "this is so unpleasant I might have an orgasm." Turns out it did. But I tested it at the cash desk. WITH THOSE SAME THREE MEN WATCHING. I felt like an idiot. It cost me, but I'm sure It'll be worthwhile.
At the end, when I paid and left the store, one of them smiled at me and said: "Have fun with it!"
Oh. My. God. Good thing, though: it came in a discrete black bag.
I have no idea how to behave among these horny men. Suits me much better on line. I think. How do you do it?