I get it that oysters are supposedly an aphrodisiac, but why are people having oysters on first dates? They already decided no smoochy smoochy? Who want to make out with someone who just gobbled oysters? Or are these oyster gobbling maniacs already carrying around toothbrushes w them?
Anyways my super deep thought of today is this; why the eggplant emoji to represent a penis? A eggplant is neither the color, shape, size not texture of any penis I’ve ever seen? Why are so many people using it to represent the penis? Am I missing something here? Would the mushroom or even sausage, not be more appropriate? For Christ’s sakes even the carrot makes better sense to me than the eggplant?
Lol. That’s all I got folks