A joke to start the weekend.
Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel
bar after all the receptions, having a beer.
As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a
bit naive of how many times they can expect to have sex with their
new bride that evening.
One devises a plan of how they can relay this information to the
others at breakfast without getting a slap.
"All we do is order as many rounds of toast for how many times you
had it last night" he says, and the others readily agree.
At breakfast the next morning, all three guys look very happy with
themselves. The first bloke orders cornflakes, and in a loud voice
asks for 3 slices of toast, and the others give him a wink and a
thumbs up.
The next guy orders scrambled eggs, and again in a voice so the
others can hear orders 4 slices of toast. Again, his mates give
him a 'good on yer' look.
The next guy orders a full breakfast, and then asks for
SIX slices of toast. His mates give a low whistle of approval,
and as the waiter walks away, the guy says to him "Oh, and
could you make two of those brown, please."
Have a good weekend. I'm off to watch Europe defeat the USA at water golf. :-D