Thanks for the assist Honey, you know have 1 thank.HoneyRyder19 said:I need a vacation...
Thanks for the assist Honey, you know have 1 thank.HoneyRyder19 said:I need a vacation...
:lol: I've done the shoe thing, but that's in private, so no one has ever caught me, pointed and laughed. lol But one weird morning I put on TWO belts in my rush to work...and the one guy in my group who's a bit of a troll noticed and laughed, pointed, then laughed some more. lolcamstory said:Have you ever been tapping out a post on your touchscreen tablet taken a break, turned around and picked up your cell phone then realized it's not your tablet? It ok if no one has, I have also been in such a rush that I have put on my shoes before my pants, something I have never had anyone else admit to. :lol:
Yes I was going to add that this is the thought that I have right after, "FUCK", " Are these pants legs big enough, or do I have to take my shoes off" Make the wrong call and now you are really late. :lol:LadyLuna said:I did the shoe thing many times as a kid, and a couple times as an adult.
In school, the jeans I usually wore were big enough, and the shoes small enough, that I would just pull my jeans on anyway.
I never know what to put on mine, so I leave large parts of it blank.emptiedglass said:But some of us have our profiles disabled because we have nothing interesting to put on them. :lol:
(my name's the same here, MFC, Twitter, a few other places... so I'm easy enough tostalkfind on those sites)
The_Brown_Fox said:Oh, and this is really sweet and awesome!
morment said:I never know what to put on mine, so I leave large parts of it blank.
Sounds like he had it coming though, it shouldn't take someone more than one, maybe two, times of that happening to get the hint and drop it.LadyLuna said:I do not know why I didn't ban this douche sooner... he's been asking for my glasses prescription for the past two years. Every time he comes into my room, which granted, isn't very often, but still. Every time I bitch him out about it. And he then takes me private and I bitch him out about it there. And I'm sick of it.
So I banned him just now, and I feel very shitty. Because I hate banning people.
LadyLuna said:I do not know why I didn't ban this douche sooner... he's been asking for my glasses prescription for the past two years. Every time he comes into my room, which granted, isn't very often, but still. Every time I bitch him out about it. And he then takes me private and I bitch him out about it there. And I'm sick of it.
So I banned him just now, and I feel very shitty. Because I hate banning people.
Your first idea is available with this message board software, on another forum some of us convinced the administrator to add it. I really love it, so often people quote only part of a post or just leave the name, so you may have to trudge through 29000 pages to find what he or she is referring to. Also, I haven't noticed it making quoting any more complicated, since it's a separate feature from the quoting options.LadyLuna said:Random things I would love to see that would probably not be well received:
1. Quoted posts linking back to the original post quoted. This would not be well received because it would make quoting more complicated, and enough people already have trouble with the quotes. Still, it would make finding the post easier, in cases where it's an "I don't think he quoted that properly".
2. In our ACF profile, having a place where we could put our MFC profile, whether we're a member or a model. This way, when I get curious about a member, I could go to his ACF profile and get a link to his MFC profile. This would not be implemented, I think, because I doubt most people would use it. I then thought, if when we sign up to ACF, it could ask us what our MFC name is with an option for don't have one/don't want to share it, and then ACF could automatically link to the MFC profile... but then, if the guy hasn't filled his profile out, it wouldn't work right anyway, so it's a shitty idea.
Weary Americans Land Ship On Bright, Promising Shores Of China
NEWS • News • ISSUE 49•07 • Feb 13, 2013
The band of Americans believe China will hold the promise of steady jobs and opportunity.
RIZHAO, CHINA—Harboring dreams for a better life and fleeing years of economic hardship back home, a small band of weary Americans confirmed they had completed a perilous journey across the ocean this week, landing their wooden sailing ship on the bright, promising coastline of China.
Sources said the vessel’s 102 emigrants, haggard from the nearly 10-week sea voyage as well as years of suffering and inequality in their native country, were overcome with emotion upon first laying eyes on China, which, according to rumors often retold by the ship’s passengers, is a vast and bountiful land of opportunity.
“It is truly a blessing to start a new life in a place of such unbounded prosperity and plenty,” said 43-year-old émigré Bart Willard, adding that in his American homeland he had once been a construction worker but, like many of his shipmates, had gone years without work. “There was nothing left for us in the old country. Few trades were available to honest workers, most of us couldn’t afford our own dwellings, and our lives were plagued by routine deadly violence. That’s no way for anyone to live.”
“We’ve come here searching for a piece of the Chinese dream,” he added, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye. “Here, they say, anything is possible if you work hard for it.”
According to the ship’s manifest, the emigrants set sail from the squalid port city of Los Angeles in early December with nothing to sustain them on the long westward journey but their hopes for a brighter future in China, a hold full of firearms, and 100 tons of their native highly processed foodstuffs.
While the travelers said they knew the passage would be trying and hazardous, they called it their “last, best hope” and bid a sad farewell to their ancestral regions of Michigan, Nevada, and the Buffalo, NY metropolitan area.
The Americans reportedly braved an array of harrowing obstacles aboard their cramped boat, from fierce storms to illness to the irremediable exhaustion of the batteries in their mobile devices. More than two dozen are believed to have perished along the way, mostly from diseases easily preventable by medications not covered by insurance programs in their mother country.
“In America, I would toil day and night, but I could barely provide for my family, let alone get ahead,” said Barb Topolski, explaining the strict class divisions and social immobility she had fled. “We were neglected and left to fend for ourselves. And unless you were among the wealthy elite, you had to endure the same miserable conditions for life.”
“When I looked into the eyes of my young children, I knew I could never bear to see them grow up hopeless and downtrodden like everyone else in our village,” the St. Louis native continued. “There was no future there for us—or for anyone, really.”
While excited to have escaped their nation’s faltering government and widespread ill health, the surviving passengers expressed caution about carving out new lives halfway across the world. Many confided their wariness about the indecipherable language of the natives, while others lamented their near total lack of education on the faraway country, or, for that matter, on any country besides the land of their birth.
In spite of their worries, each of the new immigrants to China expressed a deep gratitude for the opportunity to provide their children with a better life.
“It’s a relief to know my kids and grandkids will never have to know anything of the stagnation, decay, and bitter divisiveness of life back in the United States,” said Topolski, smiling as she surveyed the shores of the promising new country. “We’re just so lucky never to have to set foot in that blighted, backward land ever again.”
Within 24 hours of landing, sources confirmed, the band of Americans had become embroiled in a contentious dispute with the natives and shot 21 of them dead.
Male hiccup fetish? Film it and make something crappy into something funny.Shaun__ said:Today I learned from my nurse chemo can cause the hiccups attacks I have been having that lasts for hours. Life likes to kick you when you are down some days.
He followed me last week on twitter. Are you jealous?mynameisbob84 said:I miss Kool Ray
TheFluffsta said:He followed me last week on twitter. Are you jealous?mynameisbob84 said:I miss Kool Ray