FUCK YOU WORLD! FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT TABLET WITH YOUR WORTHLESS BULLSHIT TOUCHSCREEN KEYBOARD, AND ANDROID O.S.!!! AND FUCK YOU, YOU FOR NOT SAVING AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE THE POST YOU HAD BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LAST four FUCKING hours!!!
And, rejoice residents of the aquarium, Christmas has come early for you. You will have a pretty colourful gift that will drop in and stay lite for approximately long enough for you to read this, if you could read. It will then snap to black, and remain a very shiny black mirror which you can swim by, back and fourth, and admire how pretty you are and gracefully you swim. Its name is Lenovo, but I call it the great frustration, and destroyer of dreams.
You are very welcome, I hope you enjoy it more than I did.